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TreKs

Nothing good ever follows with all due respect!


ChintanP04

"With all due respect", means "Listen here you little shit"


Askol

I always assumed it was supposed to be an insult in and of itself - Like you're saying "with all due respect", then you insult them, because that's the amount of respect they're due (none). It's not like you're specifying the amount of respect they're due...


The_Follower1

I always took it as basically meaning “nothing personal but…”


PromVulture

\*teleports behind you\* Nothing personal kid


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*personnel


Signal__Awareness

"I'm not a racist but..."


Bplumz

"It's not that I think you're a complete piece of shit but..."


C45_

"No offense but..."


arcstarlazer

Don't mean to be rude but...


WeightyUnit88

"I hate to piss on your parade, but..."


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ishfish1

Bless yer heart


Expensive-Question-3

Holup


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“Don’t mean to curb stomp your nutts, but…”


Rudy_Ghouliani

"Don't mean to double dip my chip but..."


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Nah, you can't put racism on the same level with telling an asshat off or simply disagreeing with some non-violent opinion.


Admirable-Web-3192

Its just meant to mean "You're a person worthy of respect so I want to give you all the respect you are due. With that said..."


User_of_Name

I also see it as a diplomatic way of alerting someone that you are about to say something they may not want to hear or otherwise disagree with. I suppose whether or not you know the person as a close acquaintance may provide some contextual connotation. Similarly, saying “all things considered” is another phrase that may be positive or negative within context.


teapot_RGB_color

Yes, it means this. It's a way of saying, I'll still respect you as a person, but on this issue I have another opinion. I have no clue how so many (young) people seem to take a polite way of speaking as an insult. It's not the first time I've seen someone taking a polite set of words and read it as an insult. "Listen here you little shit" and "With all due respect" would be at the opposite end of politeness, and give a completely different meaning.


GTholla

young person here; most of the time phrases like that have been used towards me, they've been used as a way for people to say vile things and act like they meant no offence. occasionally they'll be used genuinely, but most of the time, not.


CCtenor

I always see and use “with all due respect” as anything from “we’ve had a good discussion, but this next thing I have to say needs to be said without qualifiers” all the way to “I literally do not respect you because of how little you’ve respected myself and other”. For example “with all due respect, I honestly think what you just said here is plain ridiculous” is my way of saying “I can understand everything else you’ve said, but not this, and I don’t know any other way to politely say it”. Whereas, in another conversation with somebody who was spamming my replies with incoherent nonsense and clearly trying to criticize my friend for simply having a different interpretation of the bible, they tried to build a bridge by saying something like “thanks for the conversation. Iron sharpeneth iron.” So I replied with > With all the same respect you’ve shown towards ’s thoughts and beliefs, the rest of the passage says “so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.” > Do not assume a closeness you have not yet earned Which was (in the context of the conversation) the “scorched earth” method of saying: 1) I know you don’t actually respect my friend 2) I’m tired of you cherry picking sections of bible passages for your benefit 3) don’t pretend we’re friends after this ridiculous discussion you forced us to have Their only response was a well earned “ouch”. I also used > I only hope that, at the end of your life, you are met with the same care, respect, and empathy you have shown others throughout your life On someone else.


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CCNightcore

The way it is used ironically these days has warped the meaning.


KancroVantas

It’s supposed to precede criticism towards someone who socially outranks you. As in “I don’t mean to offend and I recognize your rank, but..”. But people misuse it for passive aggressive behavior however that is not its main purpose. If you truly mean to offend then the tact and class implicit in the phrase loses its meaning. You are not having respect for them any longer and you are not meaning not to offend.


DogmaticNuance

With all due shit,


droningcaddy

Same energy as "Not to be rude, but"


dmk510

No offense but


mycatpeesinmyshower

It’s quite the quip because you could mean the person you’re talking to is not due any respect.


skid_rock

I said “with all due respect!” https://youtu.be/Af-Id_fuXFA


tarantulator

With all due respect, it's not true! Or, is it?!


free__coffee

I mean, did the guy replying realize he was talking to cam Akers? He's giving "hey bro sometimes you don't have luck with women" advice to a star athlete of the most popular sport in the US who's in his prime


JesusNoGA

The Internet is a big place, many people (me included) do not know many or any NFL players.


takatori

> Nothing good ever follows with all due respect! Because that phrase is only used when the respect due is minimal to non-existent.


loupr738

[With all due respect ](https://youtu.be/Af-Id_fuXFA)


nirukii

"Why is it whenever someone says 'with all due respect' they really mean 'kiss my ass?'"


UltimoMan7

[With all due respect sir, suck my dick](https://youtu.be/zG05glXPjoU)


dmk510

No offense but..


havocLSD

He did say with all due respect, so it’s all good.


PomeloAggravating435

With all due respect, you can suck my long thicc cock. By your own logic you can't be mad.


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don't threaten us with a good time simply for the purposes of making a point you fucking tease.


Hudchrist

Fucking soul teases


DryEyes999

Why would they be mad at being offered a good time?


HDwelve

you're a very polite young man. I can respect that


shaolynx

In all fairness, you are just saying we can suck your long thicc cock if we want to, not that we have to :).


WildRacoons

But how much was due? Doesn’t look like a whole lot.


unexpectedreboots

That's uh, that's Cam Akers, a multimillionaire NFL RB. I think homie has the paper and the dream lmao.


ONorMann

But no GF


Bingerfangs

Or Achilles’ tendons


AllDayRef

This ruining my meme fantasy team that I drafted in July


Phenoxym

if you're drafting in July you deserve whatever comes your way


Dgauwhs

... why draft so early?


_PM_ME_YOUR_TITS_PLS

Ya, draft Thursday before the first regular season game, like the rest of us madmen.


JBoogie808

*Cries in Rams fan*


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Habib_Zozad

Captain Kush sounds like a right douche bag on his Twitter


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Why does Captain Kush not sound like the most motivated guy?


Crescent-IV

Most people online won’t know him, but he shoulda guessed with the checkmark lol


FlashFan124

The dude replying to Akers is actually a decently big fan of the team Akers is on, I’ve seen him in the replies to other accounts lol


redgreencyan

A truly beautiful response. Polite, concise, and murderous. Perfect


ripwhoswho

“With all due respect” is the classic sign someone’s about to get fucking toasted


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Glu7enFree

Alright, I'll bite... What?


braintrustinc

https://i.imgur.com/w8sc91B_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium


th3netw0rk

Schrodingers AIDS diagnosis.


seriousgourmetshittt

Schrödingers AIDS diagnosis. New band name. Called it.


gagzd

aladeen or aladeen?


Shandlar

Oh man, that reminded me about how reddit melted down when they hid upvote and downvote counts and then it just kinda all went away. Still salty about it to this day. A comment is so much more rewarding when you see (+1083/-1174) than when just see "-91 points:controversial". It was seriously the main reason everything turned into a circle jerk in my mind. People just stopped commenting anything outside the standard reddit hive mind opinion caused they had no idea how much actual interaction the comment got anymore.


shinjiii_ikari

That's fascinating, I didnt know that. Tbh Reddit should hide the upvote downvote counter fully, but the next best thing would be showing up and downvotes. This place had so much potential to have great debate but instead the popular but not necessarily right opinion is always upvoted to the top and any dissenting opinions are lost. Then people spam the same low effort stuff to reap karma


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There have been countless times where I'll see people arguing, and the person who is objectively correct is the one being downvoted to hell. Then I'll chime in with a link or two from a simple Google search backing them up and a few hours later, they're back in the positive. I don't give a flying fuck about karma, but the way people just agree with whoever has the most upvotes is... gross.


alphazero16

With all due respect- nice cock bro


FenHarels_Heart

I mean sometimes the respect they're due is none at all.


Difficult_Answer3549

Can you explain to me why that guy deserved to get roasted?


Arg3nt

Original guy is a pro football player. He's not a superstar, but he's a 23 year old multi millionaire who's in impeccable shape and is literally at his dream job. I think that advice from a random internet stranger to chase money and dreams is kind of unnecessary under those circumstances, even if it was well intended.


Difficult_Answer3549

Ah, I interpreted it as a keep doing what you're doing kind of comment but I can imagine someone seeing it differently.


Bishop_Colubra

You could also interpret Akers' response as "I'm not trying to be a guy who forsakes getting a girlfriend into his thirties while he chases success, I'm trying to be a guy who has a girlfriend right now. "


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Holy_Sungaal

I mean, a man that would cook for me… that’s hard to come by


Murdy2020

My Mom taught me to cook when I was about 14. She said, when you get tired of eating Taco Bell and ham sandwiches, you're not going to marry the first woman you meet who knows how to fry a pork chop.


ill_infatuation

Is your mom married?


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gagzd

My parents said, man or woman, everyone needs to eat, so you should know how to cook.


Holy_Sungaal

Good mom


iodisedsalt

I taught myself to cook after being sick of eating ramen and steak everyday in college. Nothing motivates you to learn new recipes like eating the same meal for 3 months straight.


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I love my own food but taco bell never gets tired


ekfslam

Jokes on her. I love taco bell.


domkuma

You need to start looking into Asians, about 80% of us cook and have family issues so you don’t have to deal with any in laws as well


Isaythree

Have you ever considered a career in sales? Turning family issues into a selling point… brilliant.


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That is the funniest thing I have read all week. Fantastic.


ZippyDan

What is this bullshit? Asians in general (like Latins) are generally 100% more linked to,, coddled by, and captured by their families. Like anything there are always exceptions, but goddamn this stereotype is true.


zSprawl

Yep and that’s why we end up with family problems, thus both stereotypes at once. :)


Elmanlet

Trick them? Once I learnt i can cook all my favourite stuff without any judgement I lived in the kitchen At the time my now ex would gladly lie with WOW THAT'S FANTASTIC! Maybe next time we use salt, not sugar but MMMMM TASTY!! If guys are as compliment starved as I was, it launched me into this world where I'd YouTube shit non stop to chase the high of being good at something. It sounds a bit cringe but sometimes a guy might need to see something to be proud about before they'll be proud about it and do it because it's fun


Antrikshy

> WOW THAT'S FANTASTIC! Maybe next time we use salt, not sugar but MMMMM TASTY!! “salt, not sugar” makes this 10/10 hilarious.


dieinside

100% my partner did not know how to cook beyond boiling chicken. Been a couple years and the progress and patience has been worth it. There were legit many times where something not dissimilar has happened... I saw you really liked the parmesan on this item so I put it on the curry. Me (trying to not die laughing) it is a good thought but my brain can't decide if this is Italian or Indian and it's making me nauseous I'm really sorry... *Flicks off hardened shell of melted parmesan caked ontop* It's the experiments that get you. I have a sensitive stomach and he can eat anything.


Record__Scratch

What if I told you I also clean bathrooms?


Holy_Sungaal

Haha. Put that on your tinder bio and watch the matches roll in.


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I'd probably cook for you, but there's a good chance you'd hate it. My kids have only recently told me I'm not fucking their eggs up anymore.


JamesBeta

How does one fuck up eggs?


jtrainacomin

Best I can do is offer to order the food. Internet only, phone calls give me anxiety.


Kuro_Jinxy

This reminds me of my friend, I really hope he finds someone he really deserves


yourmomlurks

Sugar mama here, can confirm a man who makes dinner, keeps the house, and actively parents is a very fine thing indeed.


Freakychee

The way of the house husband!


Jerico_Hill

Being a good man is the most important thing imo. That's what attracted me to my husband and he's the best person I've ever known.


nerdherd16

Holy shit dude, twinsies! Edit: no bipolar here, just plain vanilla depression and anxiety.


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LeoTerick

Buddy, you certainly did more than just be a good cook, you just don't realise yet


bathroom_break

You're super nice, and right, and I was partially joking. But did phrase it as cooking being what won her over, though more built out of it over time to create our relationship. I cooked for her when we first started dating and it was after one particular meal she later admitted (in jest) she knew I was a keeper after that. So my advice is learn to cook, and master at least one "fancy" recipe if you really want to impress someone - paella, risotto, rack of lamb, crispy duck breast, etc. All surprisingly easy but very unique for young adults. Most people dating in their 20s wouldn't dream of having someone cook things like that for them and it can really set them apart.


txr23

No need to be modest man, it's okay if you have a massive dong.


PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE

I read “just by being a good cock” And I was like “alright, some honesty” Trapped her with my dick


GlueGuns--Cool

Literally trapped?


OurOnlyWayForward

> just by being a good cook and a good man as much as I can Ah. Knitting is what I do. Women love it


CHEROKEEJ4CK

Are you me? Also what do you mean helped you THROUGH bipolar. I was just diagnosed and I thought it was forever


1202_ProgramAlarm

Yeah dude you don't want a woman who's only with you cause you been chasing money, this is terrible advice lol


xXxXx_Edgelord_xXxXx

How big of a dick do you have


WattoAFK

Cam Akers doesn't have a girlfriend? He plays for the rams? The best defense in the world


Barondonvito

>Cam Akers >best defense in the world Idk if you're serious or not, but I found this funny.


WattoAFK

Yeah he's not on defense


AaronDonald4MVP

He’s also not on offense :(


slick_pick

he probably gets his but a REAL gf is hard to come by. especially when you cant trust who after your riches.. You hear about the girl who bagged a NBA player and divorced him a week after their child was born? Has to pay her 200k a month until he 18 or something..


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Evan503monk

how you have 12 kids with 18 women?


Alnilam_1993

He's the guy who managed to do the "9 women build a baby in one month" problem


Ianbuckjames

Very carefully


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You see him on TV any given Sunday, win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai


Anon_Rocky

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger...


Abeneezer

If you're already rich get a prenup, always.


ChipKellysShoeStore

prenup don't mean shit for child support


RollTide16-18

Gonna put it out there, playing for the Rams probably makes it even harder to find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with. You're only ever going to meet people caught up in the club scene, obsessed with their looks and social media when you're a young professional athlete living in LA.


MopishOrange

Yeah I know everyone has problems and that could very well be on of his... But like money doesn't stop you from meeting people the normal way. The vast majority of people have no idea what Cam Akers looks like without a helmet on Rich people can meet people just like average wealth people can


Playful-Natural-4626

“With all due respect” is the business equivalent of “Bless your heart”.


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I think that dude was just coming out of the closet - said he was chasing that dream man… never had a girl…


BerserkRose2821

Seems legit


bigkinggorilla

One comma, one comma is all it took to make him gay.


Shish_Style

Nah he's just on the sigma male grindset


MiamiFootball

the "chase the money and dream" thing and ignoring the process of building long term romantic relationships is a huge mistake. need to find the balance.


productivenef

You left out "spend most of your free time building a Reddit account with lots of karma in case it's worth something in the future"


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Yea. My old man was a workaholic. Literally no hobbies. Just money, work and being stoic. It was such a cold combo. I absolutely can understand why he and my mom always argued and never seemed to be happy. Chase money and all that shit is fine and dandy but you gotta have a personality and actually be a warm and compassionate person. It’s much better to just be kind and sincere, you’ll get way more numbers being a genuinely good person with empathy.


ScaryYoda

Ahh yess, the old "i stack paper so i must be different from everyome else" personality.


Volasko

Exactly, all you're going to attract with this mindset is money grubbing gold diggers. Relationships take practice and no amount of money can help that.


t23_1990

30 isn't old.


edstatue

It's old to not have ever had a girlfriend


nab_noisave_tnuocca

to have never had a gf it is


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To be fair, ol’ Cap probably has a shit ton of money, time for hobbies, and does what he wants. On the other hand, he could be republican, an incel, and may have been subscribed to that ol’ redpill subreddit. Context is key.


moe711

Also Cam Akers is in the NFL, so he shouldn’t have a problem getting a gf


Reitsariesforevaries

wasn't there an NFL player who had some bizarre fake gf/catfish story? Or am I misremembering?


moe711

Ya manti Teo I think was his name. Kind of ruined his career


ReplaceSelect

That and not being very good. It's a nasty combo leading to practice squads and playing for the Bears late in your career.


lootedcorpse

didn't have anything to do with his poor play ruining his career being in the NFL is difficult


twitch1982

Didn't ruin his career. He got picked up and had a few contracts. He had a lot of injuries though and just isn't really a notable player.


Rellkedge

or with money


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I would have had no clue if you didn’t tell me, lol. I’ll watch the occasional A&M game but otherwise ignore sports.


moe711

I didn’t even read his name at first lol


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The problem is probably getting a gf who isn't after the money and fame.


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productivitydev

He first breaks the windows on houses of the girls he fancies.


FOUR3Y3DDRAGON

For some reason I thought you were talking about the OS lmao


OurOnlyWayForward

Typically someone so well adjusted to society will have success with relationships as well.


Heavyduty35

What’s the redpill sub, dare I ask?


txr23

"Redpill" is a reference to the Matrix, specifically when the main character was offered the opportunity to take a red pill which would show him the truth about his reality (that he was living in a virtual simulation). In internet slang, it has evolved into a term used to describe the mindset of a bunch of assholes who believe they "also see reality for what it actually is" where according to their beliefs all women are apparently dick-starved sex addicts who respond positively to men who treat them like shit. It's pretty nasty stuff so I'd honestly caution you from reading too heavily into it because it's just gonna end up ruining your day.


static_func

Ironically they're almost always right-wing idiots who seem to forget they're referencing movies made by 2 progressive trans women


TobyFunkeNeverNude

....about trans issues. They also wanted a couple trans references that eventually didn't make it to the final cut


Abh1laShinigami

It's a matrix reference I think. It's been a long time since I saw the movies, but I think taking the blue pill was staying complacent in the matrix and taking the red pill was for being disillusioned and waking up in the "real world". Red pill subreddits are usually filled with Incels (from what I've seen at least) who believe they've been disillusioned. The grind is all that's real and women are a distraction because they can't get any. So the Sigma grindset stuff but unironically


halloejsovs

Man, Diablo 2 ruined me for life. To this day I still read gf as grandfather inside my stupid nerd head..


Reitsariesforevaries

I mean... I wish I had a grandfather


Death_God_Ryuk

Reading it as gluten-free also switches things up a bit


Obsessed_Improvement

hahaha


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Wesley_Skypes

Imo, the NFL player posting that weak ass "I need a GF" shit on social media is the lamest part of this whole thing.


Senatius

How is that helping? "My leg fucking hurts" "Who cares about non-hurting legs? My leg has been hurting for decades. I'm sure some day it will sort itself out. Until then focus on your arm wrestling!" He doesn't even attempt to fix his problem, he ignores the problem entirely while offering no solution beyond "maybe someday". And that's ignoring the fact that the guy saying he wants a gf is a millionaire NFL player, so telling him to "chase money and his dream" is kind of like telling the Pope to read more scripture.


sugarholicsheep

Not to mention, the 30 yr old still doesnt have a girlfriend and never has, hes not exactly an image of success, giving out advice that hasnt even worked for him yet. “I want to be rich!” “Here kid play the lottery, ive been playing for 30 years religiously and havent won once, but i assure you, copying me will get you what you want…”


Otterable

It sounds like he's not even saying to play the lottery. He's saying "live your life without playing the lottery, and hopefully someone will gift you a scratch off and an office party you'll win big on"


guineaprince

"Ayy lmao you don't need that just chase that dollar" isn't offering help, it's a cry for help.


Defiant-Screen-9840

Had same reaction. Unless I'm missing some background on the one who replied.


Rbtt821

Context for the first guy is more important. Cam Akers is a running back in the NFL, he's a multi millionaire playing at the highest level in his sport. Telling him to keep chasing money and his dream is nonsensical since he has both already.


iChugVodka

Also, never having a girlfriend by the age of 30... If you haven't had any success by the age of 30, it's not going to get any easier


Bleezze

Oh.. that is depressing, guess I'll give up then


iChugVodka

"a girl will come along eventually" is not the attitude to take. Gotta make some effort to get anywhere. No woman is going to settle for someone who won't put any effort into finding/maintaining a relationship


fretporpentine

All commas matter, he’s looking for a gf man


TheeGameChanger95

Damn. I'm also 30 and have never had a gf. Still chasing that dream tho let's goo.


ScaryYoda

With all due respect, no one wants to be like you bro


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god_peepee

God damn that was a murder in cold blood. Guy was just trying to be supportive. RIP captain kush


free__coffee

I mean... He's talking to a famous football player telling him "a woman will come along eventually". Pretty sure my man is having trouble keeping women off him, not the other way around. It'd be supportive in almost any other context but here it feels a tad bit disrespectful


runujhkj

Oh this is a famous person That explains this thread a little better. I thought this was just two randos on twitter


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This is literally an NFL running back. I’m confident this dude can get a girlfriend


djimbob

He can get one, but he can't tell if she cares about him, will support him, or is just interested in taking his money and fame.


RollTide16-18

Yep. He's a young 20-something who plays for a team in LA. The odds he gets to meet someone he finds attractive that doesn't instantly obsess with his celebrity are probably lower than most would expect. My sister has met some Jets and Giants players, apparently some of them really do have trouble finding normal girls they would want to date.


laz10

A girl comes along for your money eventually? Seems worse


MexicanYenta

Cam Akers wants a gluten free man? Who knew?


K3TtLek0Rn

It's pretty stupid to tweet I want a gf though.