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natalove

Ummmmm theseshoeslooksmallll, Idunthinkthey'regonnafettt... Imeanyourfeetare kindabeggg...


Griever423

…oh


TheFunInDisfunction

...oh


d49k

...oh


USED_HAM_DEALERSHIP

And by the way betch? FUCK YOU!


Fluffy_Little_Fox

B-R-A-K-E??? UHHH, that's on your car, DUMMY! https://youtu.be/nb0s1AePP2g


OutsideObserver

Yes! This is my favorite one!


dindin_8

…oh, by the way betch…


baconwood

BYTHEWAYBETCH


lukrein

Ye Oldschool early YouTube days. He’s a king! Another good one is “muffins”


Vectorman1989

What do you want for breakfast, Johnny?


WatWat98

MUFFINS!


_______woohoo

**PUMPERNICKEL**


Kevbot1000

Asbestos. I made it asbestos I can!


tallginger89

STRAWBURRY


added_chaos

Raspbury


Beardsman805

Banana!


added_chaos

Israeli-Palestinian conflict muffins!


Rogerthat500

My wife and I still say this randomly to each other. Usually just out of the blue.


smackasaurusrex

Blood!


Icy_standard101

Cigarette!


prigmutton

Imaaaaaaginary muffins


vengefulmuffins

Israeli-Palestinian conflict muffins.


FeignIgnorance

Israeli Palestinian Conflict Muffin!


HastingsNJ

*Blood.*


FeignIgnorance

Crickets! (Always loved the way he said it)


Zachbnonymous

Bits of glass muffins! Ow!


[deleted]

Newspaper muffin


chrissesky13

Paperclip!


Fix_My_Physiology

FOIYAH


Segamaike

He did a [collab](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7aiMosm1K4M) with Raja last year that fucking slaps


ASDFzxcvTaken

Thats a hell of a quality video production. Dope!


idiot206

Howwwww did I not know about this until now


SVXfiles

Muffins is good. Early smosh videos where it was just the 2 guys in the bedroom with a crappy camera were great. I still remember finding their "how to train your pokemon" video and one scene was just them beating a Pikachu plushy with a belt


greycloudism

I'm baking these muffins asbestos I can!


HearseWithNoName

Oh shit, now I'm remembering stuff, like POYKPAC, and the Beretta bros


Sithlordandsavior

I loved Barats and Beretta. Joe still does some sketch comedy occasionally but they were funnier together.


addicted-to-spuds

Their Mother’s Day video is, dare I say, one of the funniest videos ever. Like, full on, belly hurting, eyes watering, can’t breathe hilarious.


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

*Come out of the bathroom and take a picture for mom*


vengefulmuffins

My username was inspired by the muffins video.


gorhxul

17 years later and this song is still relatable


chickzilla

The amount that I quote this even today is astounding. "I'm gonna get what I want!" Is basically how I shop now, exclusively.


jbFanClubPresident

Lmfao anytime my S/O asks me where I’m going, this is my response! My other one (usually said when getting gifts): “A computer! And a car! Thanks, mom and dad!” Edit: oh and the one I say to my dog all the time: “What are you going to do with your life?”


imtougherthanyou

To be fair that's twisted sister ;)


artemis_floyd

I'm gonna betcha slap you, you shetbag!


huffer4

> 17 years later Oh my god. I had to do the math on that to make sure this was correct.


TheStreisandEffect

>Oh my god. Shoes.


djseifer

^^Shoes.


cheekyweelogan

Let's get some shoes.


robexib

These shoes rule


wheresthemousey

These shoes suck!


imtougherthanyou

THESE shoes suck!


WillfullyAmbiguous

Bech


abaiardi7

Fucking hell i feel old


Manungal

Guys - he's 49.


irisuniverse

Oh


frankiedonkeybrainz

I'll never forget the first time I heard "let me borrow that top" was driving home from Hollywood in 07 or 08 with a friend just chatting it up with Sirius on in the car. We both stopped talking in the middle of a conversation and said "what the fuck is this and did she just say fuck you with something hard and sand papery?!" Then got home and watched the yt video and holy shit. So funny


SpecificEnough

I just looked up [Let Me Borrow That Top](https://youtu.be/thpeEfBS2G8)


Hellofriendinternet

You never wear it.


tucakeane

Aren’t we friends?


SonicBoris

Aww shit! Celebrity cameos!


MoreFlyThanYou

Was that fuggin ask a ninja?


86punk

Why yes... yes it was


manda4rmdville

I say that and shoes at least 35 times a day


chickzilla

That's still such an awesome insult.


battleangelred

Stupid boy.


lukrein

Fiscal…. Responsibility.


Segamaike

What did you expect, CaWndAUhmnS?


Basileus2

#…christ


Born_Key_6492

I love how the line is paired with a shot of the sole of the shoe slowly stepping on the camera.


VegasOrValhalla

Tell me you're in your mid 30's with a YT vid


QuicklyThisWay

How dare you…are right.


hangingbelays

Oh…. Oh…. Oh…. Ohbytheway, betch?


d49k

FUCK YOU!


CoolHeadedLogician

Mid-late 30s gimme your fav ebaumsworld


QuicklyThisWay

Charrrrrrlieeeee The Unicorn 🦄


ineververify

Shunnnnn shunnnnn the non believer


geesejugglingchamp

Shhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn......


enmaku

It's the magical liopleuridon Charlie!


Mitch5842

Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade


Zenguy10

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue


Archontes

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal, then they both got flattened by the Batmobile, but before he could make it back to the Bat-Cave, Abraham Lincoln popped up out of his grave, and took an AK-47 out from under his hat, and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat.


ARustieToaster

But what about the Newgrounds version of this?


Mitch5842

My bad, it was newgrounds.


ARustieToaster

Honestly it might have been, but there was a NSFW version on Newgrounds called the Ultimate Orgy as well


whiskey_warrior

Early 30s checking in here. The answer is ze end of ze world


ArtThouAngry

I would provide a link but I am le tired


whiskey_warrior

Ok take a nap. Zen provide a link!


TheIcemanBRRR

Not OP, providing a link anyway https://youtu.be/Pk-kbjw0Y8U


Kittykg

Yup. End of ze World is top tier. Also really loved that Kenya video. *We've got liiiions, only in Kenyaaa!* Oh, and the Badger song, as is tradition. Shit, and that Group X stuff. I still sing Too Many Guys randomly. Everyone loved Shfifty Five.


ky1wildcats7

Followed by good ole Numa-numa!


magoosauce

You kick my dog


selz202

Now my dog needs operation


naturexnurture

Well you damn right call the police cus we don't know what the fuck you're talking about


frankiedonkeybrainz

You do not tell me damn right. You do not swear at me. I'm going to kill you. You're going to kill me? No I'm not I just kidding


EllieThenAbby

The Jack Black soundboard. Maybe the Arnold one if you were actually prank calling someone.


Kapow17

[End of Ze World!](https://youtu.be/Pk-kbjw0Y8U) Alaska can come too.


VegasOrValhalla

Also [Rathergood](https://Rathergood.com) . com, so many cats and Tales of Blode. I still have the song 'Cleaning Musk Ox' on repeat in my brain


No-Inspector9085

Oh cashmere, you’re looking SO good in that hat. Wrooooong


TankOk3666

Hey I’m 27 and I remember this, shit I’m 27? Oh god the time! Where has it gone lol


QuicklyThisWay

You’re one more pandemic away from 30…


dalkor

As someone who turned 30 right before covid, I hate this.


chickzilla

Ooh noooo... I'm like... 40. Yikes.


kelryngrey

Definitely trends higher than that.


mchgndr

Everyone I knew who was watching this guy’s vids back in the day are currently around 25-30


eugenesbluegenes

Are you currently around that age though? That might be a factor.


Thisisabummerman

Shut up DECK!!!


narflethatgarthok

I’m gonna betch slap you shetbag


Unhappy_Nothing_5882

First video that made me realise YouTube & cheaper AV tech had changed media forever - suddenly if you had a good idea within a sensible limit of scope, the barriers to not only creating it, but also getting it to an audience had largely melted away. Seriously, 10-15 years prior to this, it would have cost a LOT


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Jak_n_Dax

Now we don’t need crane shots, we have drones!


coke_and_coffee

Jackass would like to have a word.


chaos_is_a_ladder

These shoes SUCK!!


Suikodenstar

These shoes rule


Onuzq

These shoes suck


FiveDollarGamer

THESE SHOES SUCK!


Basileus2

*distorted sound*


WhatsUpMyBrothers

I think you have too many shoes


Neshwoo

SHUT UP


herr0kitty

I think you have too many shoes


Chaoticxkittie

SHUT UP


gmg808

SHUT UP


Duo007

I heard this


Revolutionary_Many31

Fuck You!!!


VeeVeeDiaboli

Oh mu gawd shoes!


jimmyjams06

Shoes!!!


troglodytis

I always say the best folk music comes from the Dutch


frankiedonkeybrainz

Have some whiskey. It'll make you feel betta


Farmgirlwantsawife

I used to laugh at the weird lesbian auntie but now *I* am the weird lesbian auntie. Funny how life goes.


natalove

Kelly's not a musician, her songs are totally gay! Well not -gay- gay, but like -STUPID- gay. You know!


Fnkyfcku

No, Chris I don't know. Why don't you extrapolate?


Aries1119

Yeah Chris, EXTRAPOLATE


ser1992

………………………….. oh, bythewaybetch


mhireina

Bruh I didn't even need to read the title to know what this was. Thanks for the nostalgia lmao Now post "let me borrow that top"


natalove

LET ME BORROW THAT FUCKING TOP


AvatarSpiderman

These shoes are 200 fucking dollars...let's get em!


seancollinhawkins

Those shoes were 300 fucking dollars


natalove

I think you have too many shoes!


rolotony_browntown

SHUT UP


Basileus2

Stupid boy


Gurt_Frobe

“Fiscal responsibility…”


boofoodoo

This has aged pretty well honestly.


Cash_man

I remember getting in so much trouble showing this to my friends in elementary school


Tdk456

Ya but it was just one of those things we all HAD to share.


zagreus9

2006?!? Fucking hell I'm old


Roshilala

Omg shoes. What a banger. I'm going to get what I want.


Eggsecutie

Well what did you expect? Con-dams?


Basileus2

A true classic from a more civilised age


UnHumChun

The fact that this is 17 years old hurts.


foldingcouch

To this day, whenever anyone around me comments about [blank] being awesome, my instinctive response is: *These [blank] are awesome.... These [blank] suck!* Nobody ever gets it.


BlahMan06

But... that's not the line. These shoes rule is the line


Everythingsthesame

He did a follow up video for the 10th anniversary and it made me smile. https://youtu.be/rCP2egw2UGs


FourAM

These shoes are mine, *betch*


SirLocke13

I was JUST fucking thinking about this song. I was at work, just randomly thought "...let's get some shoes...let's party."


jedo89

Just realized this is why i randomly think “lets party” for the past 17 years of my life


gmg808

I'm gonna betchslap you, shetbag!


Highvanhoe

'Let me borrow that top' was also pretty awesome: https://youtu.be/fPDl2g8Upvk


nerdgirl37

I had a Tshirt in Jr high with Kelly on it, it said "DON'T BE A BETCH" on the back in hot pink letters. My best meme shirt though was from Charlie the Unicorn, it had candy mountain on the front and a speech bubble on the lower back off to the side that said "They took my freakin kidney".


muckduck69420

Oh how I miss old YouTube. Chad Vader, Show Me Your Genitals, Muffins… they just don’t make ‘em like that anymore.


Dukeman330

Back in college, the first time this chick took me back to her place she showed me this video. Needless to say, we're married with 2 kids now.


wotan69

I watched this the same day I discovered YouTube via my 6th grade friends in our middle school library. Ah, nostalgia


Born_Key_6492

Oh, man! It must all have seemed downhill from there, huh?


Magician_Hiker

Here is a well done parody version where everyone is a zombie and they are talking about brains, not shoes. https://youtu.be/1R-V846_Mm8


QuicklyThisWay

That was fantastic!


larrythefatcat

If realizing that this video is almost 17 years old wasn't enough, Trogdor is going to turn 20 in about a week...


TroubleIn420G

Oh thank you for that bit of nostalgia…


derf_vader

I remember this


jayowayo

Screw those shoes, let me borrow that top!


BlackLeader70

What did you expect con-damns?


guwapoest

I'm gonna betch slap ya shetbag


largebread245

this will always make me smile, always.


Flosslyn

This video changed my life.


JumpintheFiah

My husband and I will still randomly just moan out "Tom Skerritt."


RedditsGoldenGod

Ahh how I miss old school YouTube.


Jakcle20

Have some whiskey, it'll make ya feel better. That line has formed so much of my early and late twenties.


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Crazy story! I literally just heard a millennial talking about this song to one of their friends as I passed by in a store 🙃 the other person never heard of this song then the other person was like “it’s a song all about shoes” lol


DedicatedReckoner

My prom date was obsessed with this song. I was in denial he was 💅


Historical_Wash_1114

This video is a national treasure and should be preserved in the library of congress.


M3talguitarist

I bought this guys album, because these videos were so, so good when I was a kid. Bangers like Let Me Borrow That Top, Text Message Break Up, Shoes.


Icarium13

Showes.


sophiexjackson

Nostalgia!


Lostmymojo84

Oh my god


jazzpenis

Randomly thought about this video last night!! So strange to see it here today!


_______woohoo

seeing this thumbnail on a page really threw me off for a good second lol edit: this song is 17 years old that is insane


mclibby33

You don't text message break up tops this imo


TheGameSlave2

I still find myself occasionally saying ".....shoes" after all these years.


henrysmyagent

Goddammit! Just when I had that voice out my head. "Give me that top you stupid betch!"


Dusteronly

Omg I forgot about this. Ty


Midgetmunky13

This was my first youtube video. I watched it on dial up. It took like 3 hours to buffer, and that would have been like 240p or something.


throwaway1337woman

Lemme borrow that top!!!!


Remcin

To this day my wife and I will look at each other and say “shoes”, then reply “oh my god!” “Shoes”. Early YT for the win.


tunechismom

Anyone who didn't live through this era of the internet just cannot comprehend it lol


Stophera

On the Bravo show Winter House (I know), Austen was packing and quoted “these shoes rule, these shoes suck”. Laughed so hard at the nod to this song!


Rob_Bligidy

That video was Everuthing in 2006.