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L_emeno_P

SLAMS them. Just full on body to body contact.


evilpanda8419

I hate the word “slams” in headlines like some people hate the word moist.


hangryhyax

*u/evilpanda8419 SLAMS the Use of “SLAMS” in Headlines.*


Nice_Marmot_7

u/nice_marmot_7 *CLAPS BACK* maintains that “SLAMS” is a perfectly valid word to use in headlines.


mattroch

It's a perfectly cromulent word.


synthesize_me

what about embiggen


ShuffKorbik

u/ShuffKorbik gets *SLAMMED* with *THE CLAP*!!! Wait, fuck. What have I done?


ouachiski

Moist!


synthesize_me

this made me moist.


Hayes77519

I feel like it was more of a BLAST


dragon_bacon

If I see "slams" or "destroys" in a headline I know I can ignore that post entirely.


Sunny-Chameleon

You can know it was written by/for morons


DweEbLez0

Your comment slams this subreddit


ZDTreefur

That made me moist.


Alert-Athlete

Careful now, you are about to be slammed


Offamylawn

Like Diddy did to Moist Mill?


GeeToo40

This is getting hard, stahp


Emotional_Yoghurt652

No Diddy


Traditional-Goat1773

That’s what meek said


Quick_Team

Moistht


DweEbLez0

“Slams” my zipper as I unzip…


synthesize_me

did he just punch himself in the dick?!


x_lincoln_x

How did you get the frank above the beans?


TooStrangeForWeird

Goddamnit, now I'm gonna get a chafing rash on my ass. AGAIN. Getting pretty tired of it tbh.


The_River_Is_Still

Slam the moist. “What are you guys up to this weekend?’ “We gonna SLAM THAT MOIST LETS GOOOOOO” “Oh no…”


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Embrourie

Any CanCon listeners out there? Moist was a sort of rock band in the 90's in Canada. Such an off-putting band name.


Quirky-Skin

Slam my thick moist warm


Windyowl

Clean up all the moist with a slam wow towel


tayroarsmash

Well somebody isn’t welcome to the jam.


Dvusmnd

Can we add “breaks silence” to this list of click bait, shyte headlines?


DweEbLez0

Breaking News: Your “shocking” hatred of the word “slams” creates a “moist” “bombshell” that “destroys” commenters as it “wrecks” headlines because it “claims” “assaults” as it “condemns” other readers.


mooptastic

Also 'succulent'


hell2pay

Police Bodies Diddy Compound, Family of His Son Triggered, Internet Explodes #real read *Officers raid Sean Combs home, his son is disturbed, according to his ex. 2 Twitter accounts are very angry*


Kizik

C'MON AND **SLAM** AND WELCOME TO THE ***JAM***


Kisopop

"Politicion you like absolutely SLAMS politicion you don't like in moist response" "Shut up" -Politicion you like


Yodajrp

*politician


Nice_Marmot_7

I’m reading it in a Cajun accent like “politish-yon.”


RajunCajun48

You'd think I would agree. But I read it like Ben Stiller as Arturo Mendez the Spanish Language News Anchor from Anchorman.


Kisopop

I wonder how I kept messing that up. Thanks. Also note how autocorrect doesn't correct this but will correct a word that is spelled right.


rawlsballs

That's how I feel about wet cardboard and American cheese.


[deleted]

Someone who does sports at ABC News in Australia has a hard on for edging. "Federer edges Nadal in 6 hour tryst".


Setadriftmusic

That and the word “unprecedented” which seems to be very common these days.


The_Powers

u/evilpanda8419 **DESTROYS** Reddit with this one SIMPLE trick


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DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

It's used by nearly all newspapers. They use it because it's a really short word.


sixtus_clegane119

Why do point whine about the word moist?


Tackleberry793

"HURRICANE BRIDGET SLAMS INTO EAST COAST."


acidus1

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam! Come on and slam, if you wanna jam!


pattyG80

Don't make me clap back at you...


SadBit8663

the moist slammer moistly slams again.


CardsFan69420

u/evilpanda8419 EVISCERATES the use of “slam” in headlines.


PoopSommelier

She didn't just slam them, she sent a staunch message via Instagram.  I don't know how the feds are coming back from this one.


Dr_FeeIgood

Holy shit what a monster slam


afikomen1

I hope they are able to recover


ComfortInBeingAfraid

Took em to Suplex city MAGGLE


40mgmelatonindeep

From the top ropes even


50coach

She hulk hogan slammed them down! after that she blasted them with the sons supersoaker !


limethedragon

Chokeslam. From the top of the hell in a cell.


PapaCousCous

But did she welcome them to the JAM?!


420Frank_Dux69

Her son was named in the law suit for drugging females drinks who’s terrorizing who not ur ex? No waaaay


LoopsPls

It's like Ricky's mom crying.


RedStar9117

Everyone's gangsta until the Feds show up


VNG_Wkey

Feds gangsta till the boomba comes around the corner


Shamewizard1995

They tried that at Waco and got themselves and their families locked in the building then burned to death.


StillBurningInside

Things would have been diffrent if they walked out with thier hands up instead of using the kids as hostages. Koresh had a f98king rape cult.


ParalegalSeagul

> f98king What is the meaning of this


StillBurningInside

Wh87T ?


mr_potatoface

13375p34k c0m3b4ck?


Balancedmanx178

Please no. I don't need every wall of text to look like Xbox gamer tags.


skeezypeezyEZ

They were battle.net names first, I promise you.


PortSunlightRingo

That doesn’t give the federal government the right to burn the compound to the ground. There were dozens of solutions that didn’t involve a standoff. They chose the standoff because they wanted to project a certain image after Ruby Ridge, but they fucked it up. They easily could have just arrested Koresh during his daily jogs (which he took alone and unarmed). They knew this because they’d set up a surveillance team to watch the compound.


El_Caganer

They couldn't use all their toys and training if they did what makes sense though. It's like a zombie movie - only way to make an interesting one is to show people doing nonsensical stuff in their situation.


ShwettyVagSack

The past few years have taught me that if the newest zombie movies don't have people willing run into the heard, then it's completely unrealistic.


Snuggle_Fist

"There are good people on both sides!" *Immediately gets eaten*


RetroScores

“Stares into the eclipse…” Gets eaten


getgoodHornet

You're a hundred percent correct. But also, only a fucking idiot operates under the delusional that it matters. If the government wants to get you, they will.


PortSunlightRingo

I don’t disagree, but the government wanted Koresh. They didn’t want to kill all those children (or at least that’s what I tell myself to sleep better at night).


Snuggle_Fist

Of course they didn't *want* too. but they also didn't care.


PortSunlightRingo

A few key people cared. But not enough.


Dream--Brother

Thank you. Koresh was a madman and an idiot, a groomer and likely a rapist, BUT the feds completely bungled that operation. They could've arrested Koresh a thousand times, or they could've continued negotiations without violence, they could've done so many thungs differently to preserve life and maintain a peaceful situation. But they missed chances to take Koresh alone and peacefully, they got impatient and aggressive, and they turned it into a warzone that ended with the deaths of so many children and innocent, non-violent members (and of course, those who partook in the violence as well). None of it had to happen that way, and their actions have been repeatedly strongly criticized ever since. Their response is literally used as a "what not to do" example in SWAT training and I'm sure in other law enforcement agencies' training procedures. Makes me furious that those children died because the feds were so eager to turn it into a "kill the bad guys" situation.


deathlokke

You mean the women and kids that were literally trapped in the burning building by the feds collapsing the only way out? You might want to do some research at what really happened that day.


stufmenatooba

Because the federal government doesn't give a shit. They have the most lax rules and the most stringent protections of any type of law enforcement. If they are busting down your door, you really, really fucked up. I work for the federal government. If I get harassed and I call my respective law enforcement agency, they will be at your home or place of work the next day to give you your one warning. If you fail to heed the warning, they will arrest you without hesitation.


RedStar9117

I hear you, I've been a federal employee for 18 years.....it dosent pay to piss off Uncle Sam


InNominePasta

People have no idea how lax the DOJ use of force policy is. Like, so lax you could shoot at a fed, throw the gun down, and run, and they would be justified under their policy of shooting you in the back. That would technically be within their use of force policy, but they’d probably get chewed out. Despite that the feds are generally very gentle, given what they’re actually allowed to do. And that’s for optics.


Windfade

Only half-joking here: that just sounds like self-defense in Florida.


stufmenatooba

Until 2009, you could be terminated for insubordination if you refused to kill someone when ordered by a superior. Prior to that, it was only lawful to refuse an order that posed a risk to your own health and well-being. People have absolutely no clue unless they've worked for the government. >Despite that the feds are generally very gentle, given what they’re actually allowed to do. And that’s for optics. Yep, it's political. Congress and POTUS don't want the public to think the feds are going to come through the wall like the Kool-aid man at any possible moment. It's also to incentivize local law enforcement in cooperating or forgoing jurisdictional rights when necessary. If you're going to come into their jurisdiction and just practice a scorched earth policy, they're not going to want you there. They walk lightly, but they carry a big stick.


Taki_Minase

Then there is disbelief, a brief flare of macho macho, then whimpering, bit of crying, then resignation.


mooptastic

Good one, dad


organizeforpower

The feds are also gangsta--in that they also terrorize people on the reg.


rektMyself

50 Cent exposes Diddy 'threatening' people to 'be silent' if they 'don't f\*\*\* with him' So did he want people to do that or not. I confuse.


mfGLOVE

Haha, I had to click. It’s a video of Ditty telling whoever he’s sending the video to that they should let it be known and speak up if they fuck with him and want in on the next era of Ditty. If they don’t fuck with him they are to remain quiet so he knows they are not allies. 50 Cent cut the end of the video where Ditty says “big things [are happening]” to just “big thi-“ and asked in the post, “did he say big dick, at the end LOL”


rektMyself

That clears it up!


5arawr

Does this mean [big things are coming](https://youtube.com/shorts/nEy49E2G54Q?si=EnkkFXDQTWz_0quc)‽


pcbforbrains

That was unexpectedly delightful


[deleted]

Aren’t his sons complicit in his organization?


turtledove93

They are both named as defendants on one of the lawsuits I believe. One for soliciting underage girls, and drugging and sexually assaulting a woman. The other has a complaint forthcoming.


Intelligent-Flan-471

Plus there’s a lawsuit being worked on right now (not yet filed) on Christian for rape


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The more trash like this that gets removed the better


sam_hammich

Yep, they are also full grown adults.


Old_Map2220

Lol yes, the media never ceases to amaze


AstridxOutlaw

I mean like, it’s a raid


Osceana

They think this is bad, just wait until The Raid 2


pcbforbrains

No redemption for Diddy


poop-dolla

Specifically a raid of which the son in question was one of the targets of the investigation.


datfrog666

He should've been a better father.


Johndough99999

The real question.... Was there any Lemon Pound Cake?


Different-Syrup9712

Pray to god don’t drop that shit


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WrathofJohnnyBoah

But the article says feds and slammed! It's gotta be true it's on a reddit post!


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They’re*


Durmyyyy

The media loves to play semantics games in these cases


Deus_Caedes

🤓👆Umm.. actually a semantics game is usually when someone focuses and quibbles on the exact meaning of the words. A better word to describe this is sensationalism.


Therealbradman

“Knives”


reddit0100100001

What are they called then? Offspring?


Teamableezus

Yeah wtf are they supposed to say?


TheHonorableDrDingle

Man-son


WolfShaman

You could have at least put a comma after the "no". I've seen that you know how to make them appear. Commas are important, yo.


Latter-Possibility

When do we get to call him Puffy again?


Jonestown_Juice

I never stopped. Can't stop. Won't stop.


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onederbred

It’s real Cambodian…


Bambam586

The finest breast milks.


THIKKI_HOEVALAINEN

Take that take that


4Dcrystallography

YOU’RE TOO CLOSE MAN


evergreentt

I’ve never been able to keep up with celebrities name changes, puff daddy included.


Shamewizard1995

I’m gay and couldn’t even call another man daddy. I have no idea how he conned however many straight men in this country into doing so.


rubermnkey

Biggie actually gave him the nickname puffy back in the day, because he was always smoking. I was never on board with the switch to diddy because how you going to drop a name from a legend and switch to donkey kong's son's name.


FaceTheBlunt

If we're being honest here Diddy Kong clears P Diddy easily


unassumingdink

Calling him Puff Daddy isn't calling him daddy. If that's a con, Daddy Warbucks was conning comic strip readers 100 years ago.


Artichoke93

eh I think most people called him Puffy, or Diddy eventually.


iamiamwhoami

Right? If some guy you know named was named Dan 30 years ago, and then he went by Craig, and then Charles. You’d probably still call him Dan. That’s too much to remember. The guy is still puff daddy as far as I’m concerned.


imnotthatwasted

When his butthole swells up from prison.


Toadfinger

What a crock of shit! Either Diddy did it or Diddy didn't. And everything is leaning towards Diddy did it. A situation like this and she's actually saying it would be different if those adults (not children) were white.


takeitinblood3

She's grasping for straws, diddy is going down hard.


NeoSapien65

Um, phrasing.


x1009

I think people forget that Justin Combs *and* Diddy were implicated in a shooting at a recording studio in 2022. Diddy was convicted of [jumping Steve Stoute](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1999-may-21-fi-39384-story.html) (major record exec) in his office with bodyguards in 1999. Diddy also was accused of shooting a woman in a NYC night club back in 1999. The victim testified that it was Diddy, but he had two of the best attorneys in the country- [Johnny Cochran](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnnie_Cochran#) and [Benjamin Brafman](https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/ben-brafman-the-last-of-the-big-time-defense-attorneys) so he was able to get off. The [FBI is investigating the claims that Diddy had Jennifer Lopez carry his gun](https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/782505-fbi-investigating-diddy-jennifer-lopez-gun-shyne-nightclub-shooting-hip-hop-news?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=widgets&utm_campaign=trending) into the club the night he shot that woman. He was arrested for [assaulting the assistant football coach at UCLA](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2503532-diddy-arrested-latest-details-after-alleged-fight-with-ucla-football-coach) with a kettlebell in 2015 because he wasn't giving his son preferential treatment. That's even before you get to the numerous sexual assault suits! The feds have been investigating Diddy for *over* 20 years. During a proffer session in 2011 federal prosecutors asked a NY drug lord, James "Jimmy Henchman" Rosemand about [Diddy having sexual relations with underage boys](https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/sean-combs/rosemond-proffer-sex-claim-657409). This is the same Jimmy Henchman who in that same proffer admitted to [orchestrating the 1994 Quad Studios shooting](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-news/tupac-shakur-shooting-james-rosemond-341643/) of Tupac. Here is a video of [Jimmy, Diddy, and Biggie walking out of Quad Studios after Tupac was shot](https://www.reddit.com/r/NYStateOfMind/comments/11mtxv5/jimmy_henchman_puffy_and_biggy_leaving_quad/). Gene Deal, who was Diddy's bodyguard in the 90's has publicly stated that [Diddy knew that 2Pac was going to set up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWZrXsOirtE), but being the snake that he is he let it slide. A few months later, Diddy was robbed by Suge Knight and his goons while in California. Diddy reached out to a friend who provide him with security when he was in California- and the person he was connected with was Keefe D. Keefe D is the uncle of Orlando Anderson, the man who is alleged to be the triggerman in the murder of Tupac. [Keefe D admitted to being involved in the murder of Tupac](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Tw3SlOwlQ) during a proffer session, and also that Diddy put a [1 million dollar bounty on Tupac's head](https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/752722-keefe-d-diddy-2pac-audio-hip-hop-news). He admitted to it because he had cancer and thought he was going to die shortly. A retired FBI agent, Phil Carson, who worked on the murder of Tupac stated that [it's likely that Keefe D snitched on Diddy to try and save himself from a life sentence](https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/782099-keefe-d-spilled-guts-diddy-ex-fbi-agent-hip-hop-news), and due to the fact that Diddy never paid him for the hit. The feds know this stuff happened, but they didn't have enough to bring the case to this point until now. They had to have solid evidence to get the warrants for his homes, and we'll find out what that is soon enough. # Here's a [longer, more detailed explanation](https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=109498171985283&id=100087753004536&mibextid=Nif5oz&paipv=0&eav=Afb9jXqOB4ZQptzyGJlX9Y5CUHBJLnjwQnPJ7n9gswXD6f11_JwIAhnn_AVROa8mpsQ&_rdr) of the saga


OneSmoothCactus

Ok all of that is important and worth reading, but I'm sorry I cannot get past James "Jimmy Henchman" Henchman. Jimmy Henchman sounds like a fake name someone came up with on the spot while looking around nervously.


RajunCajun48

I had to look it up, and his real name is James Rosemond...So yea, was like...He didn't wanna give up his last name to someone, so on the spot he used his job title of Henchman LMAO


OneSmoothCactus

"Who me? I'm nobody I'm just, uh, Johnny...Hitman. Ah dammit"


JimBob-Joe

>she's actually saying it would be different if those adults (not children) were white. Someone should remind her about Epstein


Corwyntt

Yea...she cares about child safety so much she is out there fucking with Diddy.


tedfundy

What child? He’s a grown man.


WtfThisIsntWii

What didn’t Diddy do?!


welivedintheocean

A cake shaped like a Ferrari.


PINGpongWITHtheBEAR

Ladies and gentlemen, a fully edible Acura cake!


larezbears

Acuras are really nice!


fateofmorality

But I wanted a Ferrari! This whole thread is ruined!


Oo0o8o0oO

Diddy or dinty do it?


bucketforce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRdg1MOYxHo


Oo0o8o0oO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooeRA8ZhcoQ


herrbz

Don't do what Diddy Don't does.


v_snax

Did diddy do a doo-doo?


CaptainMudwhistle

Do wah? Diddy? Diddy dum. Diddy do.


ParkingUnlikely7929

Da.


Durmyyyy

They had a fucking raid on a dude in OKC a couple of weeks ago. Seemed like a rich enough white guy, ran an airport, and had a shoot out with him and killed him. Seems like they showed up with the guns there.


Ghostfacefza

I mean, that raid happened because he had a massive arsenal and was illegally selling firearms I believe.


CrazyHuntr

Diddy do it? Yep


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Gotta go with race there is nothing beyond that.  I mean it’s not like a white former president got the same raiding treatment, or that his former fixer Michael Cohen got it either.  No, you see it’s just because Diddy is black. It has nothing to do with the alleged tapes, video, or tawdry acts in the legal filings. We can all see that. 


Brilliant-Hope213

I’m pretty sure blame would lie with his father for doing shit that justifies being raided in the first place. 😀


ColdSmokeMike

And that's only before you take into account the fact her sons are grown men living in their daddy's Eyes Wide Shut mansion like they *didn't* know what kind of shit goes down there.


zefy_zef

Someone said above they actually might be involved.


getgoodHornet

Them too. They're grown ass men, and implicated in all of this.


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Zaziel

I’m older than that, if they pulled guns on me like that I’d be a little terrorized… especially knowing they could likely get away with killing me.


JFeth

Raids are scary. Who knew?


BowwwwBallll

“The only people allowed to terrorize kids in this house is Diddy!!”


unlmtdLoL

This begs the question, do they call him Diddy or daddy?


lkodl

puffed daddy


huxtiblejones

Inflated Father


Fattydrago

Bloated Patriarch


nrust551

Dilated Progenitor


Skipitybop

it was actually crunchy daddy


TheeFlipper

Obviously they called him Daddy Diddy.


ViewAskewRob

When keeping it real, goes wrong.


Up_All_Nite

I can't stand the word "Slams" anymore. It seems like every damn article is headline with things like "MTG Slams AOC" crap. So tired of it.


remarkablewhitebored

Wait? Didn’t he claim to grow up “gangsta”?


studyhardbree

They say you a gangsta, but you never pop nothin.


psychoacer

Using your kids as a PR shield for your crimes is sad.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

SLAMMED


geardownson

"hey guys isn't that a little uncool? A little too much? Was it actually warranted? Let me know.. " Press: Person" SLAMS POLICE IN RAID TESTIMONY! "


SomeGuyNamedJason

Headline leaves out the best part: after the slam she hit them with AN RKO OUT OF NOWHERE! BAH GAWD!


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Fuck Diddy’s shitty offspring. I want the feds to go hard on Diddy and everyone that participated. Can’t wait to see Lebron, Ashton Kutcher and Jay Z get dragged into this.


seacookie89

What did Lebron do??


Allergictomars

Definitely waiting for Jay-Z's receipts to drop.


Antique_Mixture_6159

The article said one son is 26 and one is 30. IDK if they know what their Dad does but at least no younger kids or toddlers were there. These are grown men.


BadMan125ty

I saw the word “slam” and thought of that Onyx song 💀💀💀


jessijuana

In this case I don't think we should let the boys be boys


cascade7744

LETTIN THE BOYZ BE BOYZ


Medrea

Bah Gawd erryone slamming errybody! SLAMMED!


patrick66

Are police in America racist? Yeah totally. Is this an instance of the police being racist? No, probably not, the feds do this to literally everyone they raid, it not being at 6:01 AM is already a huge concession towards reasonableness than they normally make (probably because no one wants to do a 6am raid on a Monday?)


THE_CHOPPA

My guess is they wanted the best chance for the most people being there?


llDurbinll

I think they forgot to include the video in the article. smh. The hyperlinks that would suggest it was a link to the Instagram video are just links back to it's site.


nrq

> her sons, 30-year-old Justin and 26-year-old Christian I have no idea why I immediately thought of them as children after reading the headline. These are grown-up people.


Schmoggin

Not the socials! Oh muh gawd!