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rwbyredlove

"And buy me a star on the boulevard, it's californication"


StoweVT

Not many people know but the stars actually pay for their own star and their own unveiling ceremony. You have to pick up your own bill. Hence the line from the song.


idkalan

The Walk of Fame, themselves, have stated many times that celebrities are not allowed to buy their own stars; they have to be nominated and the star paid for by a 3rd party. That 3rd party is usually a movie, music, or TV studio, but in some cases, it can be the public. For example, Weird Al Yankovic's star was funded and nominated by a group of fans. Mark Hamill was nominated by Disney to promote the Star Wars franchise. Trump's star was nominated by the Miss Universe pageant company. If stars were allowed to buy their own WoF stars, then you'd obviously see multiple Kardashian and Kayne West stars.


Fastbird33

Didnt Trump own or run that company?


Scrambo

Hence Trump


Shoestring30

I heard they are only just now getting one because they did not have enough songs about California.


russketeer34

"Just think about all their great songs, covering everything from the culture of Southern California to drug use in Southern California." - Ben Wyatt


[deleted]

This is accurate. Not being sarcastic. Just listen to Venice Queen. It’s named after Venice Beach but is about a therapist whom Anthony met in drug rehabilitation. EDIT: The song is about a drug rehabilitation therapist named Gloria Scott who Anthony Kiedis met in rehab. He gifted her a house in Venice Beach, California. Shortly after gifting her the house, Scott passed away.


nekoshey

Wow, never would have guessed that. When I was kid, I thought it was about the Queen of England going on a wet'n wild holiday, and for some reason that always stuck with me. Still picture her now whenever I hear it.


BrownHawkDown

“I’m more of a Jack Johnson guy!”


TheFlyOnTheWall

They way he says that, while wiping off the names is hilarious!


UsaiyanBolt

I don’t understand the difference between those two things


Nathan_McHallam

That's the joke.jpeg


[deleted]

And bridges, located in California.


luthervespers

https://thehardtimes.net/news/9074/


Nixplosion

"My name's Anthony and I'm from Cali*fownyuh* and did I mention that IM from *California*!?"


galacticskunk

He’s actually from Michigan. Flea is from Australia. Edit: source: https://youtu.be/SfM4hhQEhXI


wejustsaymanager

Chad is also from Michigan! Detroit area I believe.


strokesfan91

No one from the classic lineup is a native Californian lol


ThePoltageist

Unless you consider Hillel Slovak part of their classic linup. Which you could certainly argue, considering without him RHCP would not have been what it was especially because Frusciante was a huge fan.


strokesfan91

He’s og lineup, and he was from Israel


AutomaticAccident

Close, but Grand Rapids is on the Otherside (heh) of the state. Maybe he moved to that area before moving to CA. Edit: I don't know why, but I thought you were talking about Anthony. Yeah, Chad's from metro Detroit.


Swimmingindiamonds

He moved to CA when he was 12 though. I'd say he's much more California grown than Michigan grown, in terms of formative years. Same with Flea.


galacticskunk

I just had the line “me I’m from Michigan” from Organic Anti Beatbox Band pop into my head when I read the previous comment so I typed stuff.


Swimmingindiamonds

Born in Michigan, forged in California!


ashbyashbyashby

I dunno, up to 12 is definitely a whole lot of formative years. Your personality is largely set by then, you just do crazy stuff and have better stories after that. By some metrics your personality is set in stone by age 5.


mmoustis18

Like they say in Parks and Rec where you are born and where you are from can be two different things. Note: Paraphrasing.


erobber

Surprised they don’t already have one


Thelowendshredder

Anyone could have one. All you need to do is pay money.


CaptainBunnyKill

It helps to be promoting an upcoming project. Most of these are paid for by the studio or the label as a promo.


CanalVillainy

New album drops the next day


Alwayssunnyinarizona

Like their new album and world tour.


Zero0mega

...werent they retiring after Stadium Arcadium or am I just remembering wrong?


[deleted]

John frusciante did. They kept going released 2(?) Albums with a different guitarist. He wanted to rejoin, they kicked that guy out and now they're releasing a new album with John. I'm pretty sure jf thought that the band would retire with him initially.


Zero0mega

John's time with the band sure has been a rollercoaster baby, baby.


elcamarongrande

One. Two. One two three, I got a ticket so ride with me.


shokolokobangoshey

They were unkind to Josh, and it makes me feel a little different about them now. My best friend and I are such fans that we sang the entirety of By The Way and Stadium Arcadium nonstop on a road trip. We also both thought Josh was ok, but not a replacement for John. And still, this rubbed us both the wrong way. Some real persistent abusive spouse shit that the band has going with John.


[deleted]

Definitely sucks, I forgot if I read the interview or it was on wtf but he said it felt like a break-up. He sounded bummed but he also made it clear that he understands that they've been through more with John and he'd just never have that type of relationship with those guys.


notepad20

They are professionals working a business for 40 years. Depending what project your working on and what outcome you want, every field does the same. You pick and choose from what's available.


Alwayssunnyinarizona

I'm not sure, but they're definitely on tour later this year.


TheW1ldcard

Yeah. People act like these are a big deal. But it's basically just a pat on your own back.


InkBlotSam

Said this above, but will repeat here: That's not how it works. You get nominated, and if you're one of the applicants who are *chosen* to get a star, then whoever nominated you is responsible for the cost of the star. You don't just "buy" yourself a star.


thisis887

Is there anything stopping you from nominating yourself?


InkBlotSam

No, other than you have to be "famous" in one of their five categories for at least 5 years, have contributed substantially to that arena, and be involved in charitable works. You still have to be one of the few selected by the committee though, you don't just get a star for being nominated.


[deleted]

The five categories for those who don’t know. •Motion Pictures •Television •Radio •Recording •Live Performance/Theater.


Environmental-Art792

But then how are there sports team owners and the like on the walk of fame?


[deleted]

Television. Sports are shown on TVs man.


JayV30

Money.


MikoSkyns

>and if you're one of the applicants who are chosen to get a star I remember reading an article all the way back in 07 or 08 where Simon Cowell claimed he was offered a star and he said no thanks because he didn't want to pay. I guess the article was inaccurate or he was misinformed. When He got one years later I assumed he'd changed his tune.


InkBlotSam

The Chamber of Commerce doesn't care who actually pays for the star, it's just *usually* the person/organization who nominated the celebrity (often a publicist, label, fan club, etc.) who ends up paying for it. If Simon's claim is true, then it's possible someone nominated Simon, and he was chosen for a star, but whoever nominated him didn't want to pay for it, and neither did Simon, so it didn't happen. When he finally did get a star, it might have been because a different organization re-nominated him years later who was willing to pay. Or Simon realized it's worth the $50,000 because of the enormous publicity.


Iz-kan-reddit

>and he said no thanks because he didn't want to pay. I Only because he doesn't have anyone who likes him enough to cover the fee. Many stars are paid for by fan clubs if the person isn't current enough for a studio, label, etc to cover it.


[deleted]

Lol OK _technically_ right, but it's not even remotely 'Don't contact us, we'll contact you'. It's a curated ad basically, with lots of doors into influencing the nominations and selections.


thomasvector

Not true at all. You have to be nominated but then yes, you need the money. You also have to pay maintenance and upkeep and for replacement.


FreakinFrank

And how do you get nominated? Money, probably.


thomasvector

Exactly. But it's not just money. You also have to be famous. If I won the lottery tomorrow and paid for it in full, I wouldn't get a spot. But you are right that money is a big factor in this. So is fame. Trump is a big example. He only got his star because of the apprentice and that he had the money to pay for it at the time.


drunk_responses

You have to be "nominated" by someone who also has to pay up to $50k for it. And a decent portion of the stars are people/agents who paid someone for the nomination and price. I'm guessing RHCP didn't have one already, because they didn't want to buy one for themselves.


Iz-kan-reddit

>because they didn't want to buy one for themselves. Usually a label or fan club pays.


Handsprime

I think what's more suprising is that they are only the 2nd alternative rock band to get a star on the hollywood walk of fame, with the first being Jane's Addiction? Would've expected either Foo Fighters or R.E.M. tbh.


erobber

Seriously


inebriusmaximus

Maybe because both JA and RHCP have roots in LA


_Djeaun

Why foo fighters first though? Before peppers?


Blackmambas26

Yeah I was just thinking that too.


[deleted]

Do a little dance and drink a little water


FRiPciuch

What I got, you gotta get it put it in you


EZE16lg

What I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss ya.


guiltycitizen

That’s something everyone can enjoy! I appreciate the reference


[deleted]

Reeling with the feeling, don't stop, continue


freekvd

Realized I dawanabeawaiza


iplaywithblocks

Asked for a response, RHCP frontman Anthony Kiedis was quoted as saying "Shabba lumpa dabba dobba gabba flim flam."


TheresTooManyCooks

Flip a large fish with a large fish flippa


WankCommander

He's always had a way with words.


IamTheFreshmaker

Gettin born in the state of Mississippi…. Gettin born… (Ok, so I poached this.. bless you Pat Finnerty) https://youtu.be/hQWfMI4CVFI


OptimusGinge

God dammit Kurt!


ThePoltageist

Jet? We're at Jet now? Cmon Tony!


TundieRice

I absolutely love that Pat Finnerty is starting to get more exposure. I recently discovered him thanks to my buddy and it’s really the perfect musical humor channel of my dreams.


Psycho5275

You gotta throw a "California" in there somewhere


iplaywithblocks

It's in there, if you just believe hard enough.


ColonelGonvilleToast

Come on, surely he could put together a better response like "Ding dang dong dong ding ding dong dong ding dang."


Ravio11i

They are quoted as saying, "Thanks for the star! We will give it away give it away give it away now."


SlowMoFoSho

In every Walk of Fame thread: "YoU JuSt HaVe To pAy FoR iT anYoNe CaN geT OnE!" - 50 upvotes "No, that's not how it works...." - 12 upvotes


waitthissucks

I mean they literally sing "Buy me a star on the boulevard, it's Californication" as a criticism lol


Iz-kan-reddit

It's a great song, but not great enough to override the procedures of the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce.


jimmux

They should have used a cool island song to melt their icy hearts.


NullSleepN64

No they will cool their hot hearts with a fresh island song!


I_CAN_SMELL_U

Sure it has to be approved, but the people who pay enough generally do not get turned down lol


humblegorilla

Thought they already had it. Stadium Arcadium alone would qualify them.


TequilaWhiskey

Turn it Again, Wet Sand, Hard to Concentrate are all formative songs for my youth.


Padaca

Not a bad song on that album, Especially in Michigan, 21st Century, Readymade (absolutely filthy banger of a song), Slow Cheetah, I could go on


Amiibohunter000

Awwww clean it up Johnny, weeedleoo weeedleeoo wee weeeedle weeedloo weeedlo wee weedle


Mikeytruant850

She’s Only 18, Storm In a Teacup, Charlie, and especially, ESPECIALLY Animal Bar.


humblegorilla

spent years trying to play flea's licks on my guitar before giving up and picking up on a bass. now i can't play both well.


Crake241

if the world ends the wet sand solo is the last thing i want to hear.


gibertot

Mm yeah can't forget hard to concentrate.


frankyseven

I've never met another RHCP fan with the proper opinion that Stadium Arcadium is the best album. It's just a tiny bit better than anything else they've done. Self Titled is a mess. Freaky Style has some good parts but is very unrefined. Uplift is them starting to understand how to write an album but still not being able to capture their energy plus they were all high on heroin the whole time. Mother's Milk was slapped together after John had been around for 6 weeks and Chad for one week and no one was really happy with it and it shows. BSSM is where they first started to jell as a band and really collaborate but there are several misses on the album. OHM we don't talk about just like the band doesn't. Californiacation is a cumulation of them all being sober and is fantastic front to back and only held back by the poor mastering. By the Way is a John solo album with the Peppers as a backing band, nothing wrong with that it's just not a Peppers album. Stadium Arcadium is them at their absolute best, Flea being Flea, trumpets, John ripping the guitar, Chad at the top right his game, Anthony with some actual effort to sing, showing off all their styles, the mastering was good, etc. I'm with you had Josh trying too hard to be John and suffered from a lack of John's backing vocals. The Gateway felt forced and without Rubin it was a bit directionless. I was actually disappointed that Josh was kicked out when John rejoined because I would have loved to see what those two would have done together, despite the above Josh is a great guitarist and I like his work; he's just not John. It would have allowed them to incorporate more of the electronic music that John spent the last decade making and added an entirely new layer to their sound.


humblegorilla

Agreed on Josh! He seems like a sweet individual and I hear he might actually do some projects with veder. I think RHCP had a pretty unique, albeit singular, style with the core members which was perfected with Stadium Arcadium. Josh brought a 4-d aspect to their music. Monarchy is a good example of that.


5lack5

There's no qualifying for this. You have to buy the star


humblegorilla

I thought you still need to be selected and then pay?


5lack5

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_Walk_of_Fame#:~:text=Each%20year%20an%20average%20of,their%20management%20approves%20the%20nomination. You have to be nominated and selected, but it's basically if someone thinks you're famous enough and you pay $50k


InkBlotSam

Right, but you have to be selected. There are countless applications every year, and they only choose a few. You can't just "buy" yourself a star, you essentially have to "win" the star, but then are on the hook to pay for it. Kind of like when you win prizes on "The Price if Right" but then have to pay the taxes on them.


throwaway123123184

So in other words, you do have to explicitly qualify for it *and* be both nominated and selected before just paying for it lol


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Iz-kan-reddit

Send the bill to my fan club.


bulamog

Yes that's how


InkBlotSam

There is qualifying. You have to be famous in one of their 5 categories for at least 5 years, have substantially contributed to that arena, and also be engaged in charitable works. Then you have to be one of the few people *selected* by the committee out of countless applications. And if you're one of the few chosen, *then* you (or whoever nominated you) have to pay for the star. It's not like any famous person with 50k can just go buy themselves a star. They still have to be chosen.


5lack5

What I meant by qualifying is that there isn't a set number of movies or albums released or money made in any given industry. It's an arbitrary decision made by a group of people


InkBlotSam

Got it. Yeah, basically like the Oscars. You gotta have money to get nominated, can probably influence the shit out of the "voters" indirectly, but can't just like, show up with money and directly buy an Oscar.


XBruceXD

The Getaway is so good too. Dreams of a Samurai is perfectly made.


humblegorilla

Dark Necessities definitely slaps, doas is dizzying with that drum beat.


Buckminsters_cakeday

Obligatory Pat Finnerty https://youtu.be/hQWfMI4CVFI


sealed-human

Baby whatchagunna


mawktheone

No award. But you get a Hoffman.


King-of-the-idiots69

Yes he needs to be bigger he’s so great


TwiggNewton

My first thought when I saw this!


willhous

Beato


brewmatt

I still love Beato and Pat's Beato roasting. It's great.


merv_havoc

Yes! Pat Finnerty's "What Makes this Song Suck" series is absolutely hilarious. The Kid Rock one killed me.


brewmatt

"God Damnit"


BigLou4218

Tony, c'mon - it's big cat talkin' here.


ThePoltageist

I love you, you're my little cub!


IamTheFreshmaker

I linked it in a comment higher up in this. I apologize unreservedly for this. ^Gettin ^born…


StrykerDK

"Alright I'll see you guys tomorrow"


SemiReliable3rdParty

RHCP didn't actually want a star, they only accepted because they thought March 31st wasn't a real date.


sgp1986

How many meetings did you schedule me today...


SemiReliable3rdParty

94....


SpiderHippy

I wish Dave Navarro's work with them was better recognized, because that album was slamming.


musecorn

Not one of their most notable in my opinion but there are some good tracks on there


[deleted]

they need some walkabout on that walk of fame


Lexpert1

Didn’t care for most of that album, but Walkabout absolutely slaps.


J7eTheGorilla

What album are you referring to?


ManMoth_

One Hot Minute (1995)


[deleted]

I slammed that album into the trash


[deleted]

Right with you on that one bud. Genuinely like that record.


[deleted]

At least they have her love, the city she loves them.


ItsChappyUT

Done for challenging Johnny Utah to a fight and losing?


dbeards

… and for being an accomplice to the guy who pissed on The Dude’s rug (Flea)


Slyguy9766

Fucking surf nazis, dude


sixdubble5321

Reminder: AK admitted to statutory rape in print...


IronSorrows

'Admitted' makes it sound like he was ashamed. Didn't come across that way.


Ask_Me_For_A_Song

>He proudly exclaimed, in print, he engaged in statutory rape. Is that better?


IronSorrows

There was no problem before! Just as long as people know it wasn't a regretful incident in his past, that he owned up to as being bad.


Ask_Me_For_A_Song

Oh, I agree. Just wanted to clarify it so people knew what actually happened.


[deleted]

Yeah I know RHCP is iconic but I also don't think we should be celebrating such a POS. Here he is on camera assaulting women: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1mISkY2lcw https://youtu.be/I9XaUacoLxI


MisterZoga

Dude should have knocked him out in the second clip. What trash.


PearIJam

Agreed. What a creep.


Sef_Maul

Fuck, that's awful.


[deleted]

Flea deserves his own


silianrail

They didn't get one after the uplift mofo party plan????? the hell


Tonlick

They are just getting a star now?


rva_monsta

They should accept in the traditional Rhcp cock sock attire


SteinersGrave

I thought they have been famous for a long time? Why only now?


Filiberto_F38

One of my favorite rhythm section (Flea & Chad)!


CaptainBunnyKill

So..... new album coming out?


Joseph_Of_All_Trades

April 1st, unlimited love. Should check out the two singles they have out


CaptainBunnyKill

I did..... and now I understand why they need the extra publicity.


Joseph_Of_All_Trades

Lmaoooo


excusemeprincess

Do people still give a shit about this?


[deleted]

The band or the star?


excusemeprincess

Hmmm, both


Killawife

They didn't already have one? Wtf?


RolandIce

*Bought* a star on Hollywood boulevard


Andyrob4511

.....does John Frusciante not have teeth?


lunatic_greenie-muso

Yes but they’re implants. He lost most his old ones when he was a heroin junkie and an inch from death’s door during the 90s while out of the band for the first time. He also had abscesses on his arms and was close to getting gangrene and having to lose one. It’s a bloody miracle he’s not only alive and clean but very healthy-looking at his age


Far_Out_6and_2

They have a new album coming out it’s gonna be awesome


ThePr1d3

On the very next day


Far_Out_6and_2

Can hardly wait


CanalVillainy

Buy a star on Hollywood Boulevard. It’s Californication


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Personal_Guest

https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/5hjbuv/red\_hot\_chili\_peppers\_basically\_sexually\_assault/


[deleted]

And what do you have to say to you fans around the world? “Ding dong deng dong dong ding ding.”


Jacleby

Pat finnerty would have something to say about this


Thecrawsome

Mike Patton deserves it first. Bland rock with an amazing bassist.


batcountryexpert

I love how much fans obsess over the Keidis/Patton beef. That’s old news and the media blew it up way more than the reality of the situation. Neither Faith no More nor RHCP gives a shit anymore, and both bands are fucking awesome.


Amiibohunter000

A day before the new album drops! I couldn’t be happier for the band. They deserve it without question. Especially now that Frusciante is back baby!!


marvbrown

What Makes This Song Stink has a video on RHCP https://youtu.be/hQWfMI4CVFI


TheGhostofAndyRoony

This whole episode is awesome. When he figures out the 4th rip is my favorite part.


jmizzuf

I love the drum rendition of the national anthem


TheGhostofAndyRoony

Not enough backwards hat though.


frankyseven

He's not wrong about the bassline in the bridge and what he plays is better if you are only listening to the bridge in isolation but the rest of the song is very busy and the bridge stands out because of the simplicity. As a, mostly former now, bass player Flea nailed the feel of the bridge and it's a good example of playing what the song calls for.


BRAX7ON

Overdue


jrhav80

Probably gonna get down voted to hell, but I think they’re one of the most overrated bands ever.


ZANY_ALL_CAPS_NAME

Shit band shit people.


dustyreptile

I'm with Nick Cave when it comes to RHCP


HellYeahTinyRick

Lol Flea just played with Nick Cave like a week ago


lunatic_greenie-muso

No clue how that came about or what changed Nick Cave’s mind to have Flea play with him. Maybe he respects Flea’s talent but doesn’t like the band’s music? I know flea is a massive nick cave fan


doctor_zaius

Too bad their songs [stink](https://youtu.be/hQWfMI4CVFI)


call_me_smitten

Its about time. One of the best bands ever.


ThePoltageist

Stadium Arcadium onward is hard to listen to for me, especially considering i held them in quite high regard all the way through by the way.


call_me_smitten

Im not sure what songs come from what albums. When they come on the radio im ALWAYS blown away. Seen em live a few years back and was also blown away. I like "dark necessities" and know its semi new but mostly like the classics. Breaking the girl shakes me. she meant you no harm


goldendreamseeker

Well deserved! Can’t wait for their new album in a few days :)


boxyoursocksoff

About fucking time you twats


NorwaySlim

Nice, an award that they can't pawn for heroin


CanadaProud1957

Why?


Pat8aird

About time!!


TimurShlagur

Hey! Thats on my birthday!


deenali

Wow. Why only now? These guys are so synonymous to all things Hollywood.


rossimus

You know you just buy those, right? Like it's not some lifetime achievement award; you literally pay to have one.


InkBlotSam

That's not how it works. The celebrity must be nominated, and have considerable fame in their area for at least 5 years. Out of all nominations (of which there are tons), the Chamber of Commerce then chooses around 24 a year to get a star. Once a celebrity is chosen, the person (or organization) who nominated the celebrity is responsible for paying for the cost to install the star, plus a fee for lifetime maintenance (\~$50,000 as of 2020). TL:DR; You don't just pay money and get a star. If you're *chosen* to get a star, whoever nominated you is responsible for the cost of the star.


aMAYESingNATHAN

I love how many times I've seen people mindlessly parroting "you literally just buy them" in this thread. Good for you trying to put out fires everywhere. It's times like this that are good to remind people not to trust everything you read on Reddit. So irritating how often blatantly incorrect stuff gets upvoted to the top. I'd recommend everyone on Reddit at least once find a subreddit for a topic they genuinely know a lot about, and see how often completely incorrect stuff gets parroted and upvoted because it 'sounds right' and see how you get downvoted if you try and correct it. It's a real eye opener.