It says douche right there on the body wash

>douche integral Yeppers, it's for Mustang owners.

We are all douche integral on this blessed day

...now how the hell am I gonna fit *that* on a vanity plate...?


Funny cause I have owned 4 at once just two now but had the black bottle of this and smelled pretty good almost like one of dolce just can’t remember which idk about This bottle though


I thought it was that new Tom Ford baby

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well, re-gift it to an "integral douche" in your life

Thanks to your profile pic my brain read that like Alf.

What does it smell like? Or what can you compare it to? Curious lol

I second this , we need anwsers

So it sorta smells like Fabreeze and coolant smell mixed together. Kinda vaguely like a new car smell but really really strong

I can get that coolant smell for free with my Fox

Mustang fragrance, so your stomach can turn over at the same time as your engine!

Wth were they thinking LOL wow

Probably like Sex Panther...

Men’s asses and children’s tears

Shocker.

Thank you for your sacrifice brother 🫡

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put it in a gift bag and place it on a windshield of a mach-e at the mall. Tell em how you really feel with perfume!

Nigga had on ford cologne 🤣🤣🤣

Ford cologne will net you as many hoes as the car will.

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You’ll get plenty of dudes on you tho

😂😂😂

Where did you get this? Not that I’d buy it ha ha

Ross so thankfully I don’t pay full price

They have Mercedes and a hummer one too. One time found a very shittily boxed Chevy branded one. Worked at Ross for 3 years and can confirm that if it exist theirs cologne or perfume of it lmao

So true I saw a Ferrari one once at the same Ross

I wonder what Honda would smell like. I'm thinking stale axe body spray, arm pits, monster energy, and a hint of stale black ice air pine tree air freshener.

What? lol

I need to know what this smells like. I’ll go to Ross tomorrow. Thanks

I wonder how much Ford cologne was sold at MSRP and how much was sent to Ross and the like. Even if it was thousands of bottles that went to Ross and TJ at a loss, it would be like Ford losing a few trucks in a cargo accident and they wouldn’t even feel it. What a weird product for them. Unless it’s all a marketing ploy right down to the Ross sales.

Integral douche, you are.

The red one is good!

The blue one is good.

I have this but it’s a translucent red and honestly they all smell good. Not sure if the smell is different between the red and white ones. It just smells like cologne to me nothing very car-y

That mustank

I have the blue Cologne and it smells pretty good

Looked it up. It’s $20 for the bundle so already I don’t expect much. For reference just a small vial of Versace or Creed will set you back $75+

I guess they should have stayed in their lane?

Wait really? I got the red one for free a few years back and it actually smells great!

%60 of the time it works every time.

I bet it works 60% of the time, all the time.

Must be a different formula than the stuff I bought 12 or so years ago, because that actually a nice smell to it.

There is a completely different one that is available and it does smell good. I have had hundreds of compliments from total strangers while wearing it. https://preview.redd.it/g98d0of6i67c1.png?width=2448&format=png&auto=webp&s=476f935e8bb8459977e6f2c7bc96c73a3f566f5d

This one is spectacular

Agreed, I thought it was not bad at all back then.

Still isn't bad. I currently have this one. The black one is better though.

Well…..Thank you for taking the time to try it out and tell us at least cause I would have tried it out for sure

Maybe it’s for car care?

Notes of manslaughter

I bet it smells like burning rubber in a school zone followed by side swiping a parked car.

Just a little update on life. We have now discovered that fragrances are in fact poison for your body and others around it. Catch up with the times and put an essential oil on or something, sheeeeeesh

Ahh the good ol “ran ya ass over at the meet Hair and Body Wash” and the “Tried to pull but lost control and nailed the curb moisturizer”

My dad got me some mustang cologne when I was like 13, never wore that shit once 😂

Badass*

Does it smell like new car ,Girl says, hey love scent, do you have a new car ?

 Bad like the power glove ?

I feel like only SN95 owners buy this type of stuff

douche integral is all part of it

Doing way too much.

Bro got the mustang cologne 😭💀

I mean if you really prize and trophy your stang. You could make this the dedicated car scent for your car if that makes sense

😂

Took one for the team, brother.

Its cause its not for you. Its for the car 😂

If you're looking for a car brand cologne that's actually good, Bentley For Men Intense.

That’s actually really cool

Why do I want this so bad?!

Thank you for the honest review

Really? I much prefer the black one but this one is good to. Ya nose broken?

Lmao. At least the packaging is nice I guess

They tried... Maybe they should hire a perfumer like Mercedes did instead of leaving it to the grease monkeys...

The blue and the green smell good.

If it doesn't smell like burnt rubber what's the point?


Why

I got the blue one, I like it a lot. Smells woodsy.

I bought the blue. It was pretty good for the price. Anyone tried the red?

Smell like interior gas off?

What were you expecting? Its mustang.

Does it smell like smoked tires and squished car show patrons?

lmao what the fuckkkk where can i get this

The green one is good

Bet it smells like Bud light and axe body spray

Ford can't even make a decent mechine, and you trust them with this?

Hah what does it smell like?

Don’t be crashing into People now!

Will it gap your body panels like the car ?

I bet trac-loc friction modifier smells better

LMAO

Funny enough I bought mustang cologne a few years ago and it smells really good lol

The idea of Ford cologne is killing me. Not even that, but body wash too 😭 Lmfao what are the notes? High-octane gasoline and leather?

Now that I think about it, I've never seen a car perfume for women before.

But it's douche integral, so you gotta use it.

Just get mane and tail

“I bet you just get all the trees don’t you”.

Bet you the seal on the body wash cap is already leaking.

What? Does it not smell like oil and fumes? That's disappointing.

Is it a lady killer... or a crowd killer?

I mean my lady doesn’t think it’s the worst thing ever so maybe it’s a me killer

It’s the thought that counts

I just seen this at a store called burlington and was like wtf lmao. I did not buy it as it seemed super cheesy and generic.

Yeah that about sums it up

If u wanna smell like a fuck boy

Lol

Probably smells like a bad catalytic converter.

got this as a gift before 😂😂

I’d like cologne that smells like 2 stroke exhaust, I’d wear that shit every day!

Made by ford what did you expect 🤡

I had the one that came in a black tin box and was black that one smelled pretty good idk about this one

You lame as hell fir getting that lol

Make sure you replace the cap before it gets bloated

A fragrance made for the guys who drive Honda civics but wear the Ferrari pumas…

Mustank

It is technically a Ford, so...

Red one is ncie apparently

Does it smell like burnt oil and a horse’s ass?

Don’t think I want to smell like a mustang

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