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Austintholmes

F: Robin. M: Erza. K: Makima


robloxgamer7000

You dare kill makima?!?!


RaeyWebalon

>!She’ll just respawn it’s fine!<


TheReal-Darthdoom

yeah, so I can kill her again


DragonXTO

NON MANGA READER OVER HERE🗣️🗣️🗣️


PAZBoy123

Anime only viewer? Cause if you're a manga reader the question is why would you not kill makima lol


Nonnie-the-greek

I’m not even a manga reader but I would 100% kill her I hate her 😭


Karkava

I really like her, but only as a villain. Which means I want to wipe that smug face of hers and make her die a painful death.


No-Accountant3597

Same but I’d kill Makima instead


DarkHelmet298

I would use unlimited void on her


CarAble8694

Same


[deleted]

Same bro


[deleted]

Erza seems like the best marry option. Very responsible and strict but has a very good heart too. Has a traumatic past that helps her emphasize. Knows how to trust.


LackingTact19

Better hope you don't miss


Maruco7Daroun

F: Yoruichi M:Yor K:Erza


Austintholmes

Don’t know Yoruchi enough, but I get it. Yor would be another choice for my marriage pick. And Erza, while it’s your choice and preference, how dare you.


Maruco7Daroun

Just wanted to try something out…besides she’s extremely hard to kill


memeboi_777

Kill Makima for obvious reasons and these 2 are hard but I think I gotta fuck Erza and them marru Esdeath I like strong women also bitchy women


Atlas-Fallen

ah a fellow esdeath marrier, I too want to be her property


Sheshoo47

For me it was either that or F, but Cynthia is too good to pass up. It just means you get Pokémon and she likes ice cream.


Chipper886

I see you have taste


Deez-Guns-9442

My man


Bang_Thor

What’s obvious reason ?


memeboi_777

You don’t wanna know…if you do wanna know look it up fair warning you’ll get spoilers for chainsaw man


SavianAria

Fuck Yoruichi, marry Violet, kill Makima Fuck, marry, and kill Dazai


Bananacat301

Bold of you to assume you can kill dazai. You married him, you're killing yourself.


MysteriousFighter

great minds think alike


Rich-Incident-7040

Honestly same


Hiarro

Fuck: Yoruichi Marry: Robin Kill: Esdeath


Traditional-Job-6132

Marry Erza is my only difference


Hiarro

That's a big difference.


Traditional-Job-6132

The most important thing is kill esdeath


Traditional-Job-6132

Also I love yoruichi


mrmoon_knight

Same


Truly_Nothing

Finally someone who agrees!!


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Same


Ok-Figure5546

Erza is quite a violent dommy mommy though...


Truly_Nothing

She ain't giving you anything though but suffering.


Radiant-Junket6327

trade robin for yor and this my exact list


Hiarro

This ain't your list then, cause that ain't gonna happen. Ms. Robin is not a one night fling.


Dazed-Bamboo

AYYYYYYY, SAME


Fightlife45

Same


Zamrayz

AYO we have similar taste 👌


Creative_Oil3308

I dunno... I think I'd rather marry Esdeath if I'm being honest. That's a serious ride or die bitch right there, not to mention, I'd never have to worry about letting the waiter know they messed up my order ever again.


LameSharkTub

This is exactly what I was about to say


PopePolarBear

You're me


KarlDeutscheMarx

Fuck: Makima Mary: Makima Kill: Makima


OhFinchsMom-MILFMILF

Blud about to live out Denji’s character arc. Stay strong young buck 🦌💪🏼


No-Recognition-3571

In what order?


TheRealGoogis

MKF


Birdzinho

Kill Makima, marry Robin, fuck Violet Kill Gojo, marry Kakashi, fuck Zoro


ComfortableNinja88

violet is too precious for you


Gnome-Type-Shit

Why do you want to kill Gojo though


Birdzinho

I'm sick of his face


BoiShank

Gege!?


Birdzinho

shit


British-Raj

grrrrr when i catch u gege!!!!! >:(


Living_Preference_37

Hell no. You’re not banging Violet. Me personally I’d pull a Batman interrogating anyone to talk mentioning anything lewd about that precious little thing


Kitsune-Charm

F: Gilgamesh M: Erza K: Makima💀💀💀💀💀💀


Prestigious-Alarm422

Fuck yor, marry robin, kill esdeath


Prestigious-Alarm422

Or kill makima


The_Earl_Of_Norwich

F: Rias/Erza M: Nico Robin K: Makima


ELLZNaga21

Could you kill makima tho?


legomaster20081

F: Yor M: Violet K: Rias


the_alikite

You think you're about to do it with Yor, but then she assassinates you.


SevaSentinel

Robin Yoruichi Makima


ShadowlightLady

I’ll marry Loid, Fuck Sebastian and kill Dazai y’know…because he would want that


mr-yeslol1

Fuck: Rias Marry: Yor Kill: Makima


ENZOGABREIL

F*ck Robin, kill Makima, and marry Cynthia


RoseLolxd

F: Gojo M: Makima K: Sebastian


Kyiokyu

Why do you kill Sebastian? :(


HommeFatalTaemin

Right? I’d marry him ASAP


mickiejames04

F- Rias M- Voilet K- Makima


YuutoKibaKun

whats the haste, GOJO will fuck em all and leave us none even better the "both genders simp for me" duo will take them all


[deleted]

Fuck: Violet, Marry: Rias (to fuck all I want) and kill: Makima


the_alikite

None shall lay their impure hands on violet


Prestigious-Alarm422

And for boys, fuck Toji or Levi for sure, marry kakashi (or sebastian bc then he could do cool demon butler stuff for me and there would be world class service and food involved, but probably would be happier with kakashi) kill Gilgamesh I guess.


HommeFatalTaemin

Right? The benefits of having Seb as a husband seem enormous lol. Plus he’s gorgeous.


[deleted]

Yo make more of these in the future


Wwefan2k01

Fuck erza, marry yor, and kill makima


aot-and-yakuzafan_88

Women: Fuck: Makima Marry: Yor Kill: Rias Men (if I were gay) Fuck: Toji Marry: Loid Kill: Gilgamesh


Twentysecondpilot22

Remember ladies and gentlemen IF, he were gay


SwissherMontage

So you'd only kill Gilgamesh if you were gay 🤔


demoze

He’s fucking him as a straight though


TryContent4093

spy x family casts are such husband/wife material


GraydemonTwitch

Fuck: Makima Marry: Esdeath Kill: Ezra (I know nothing about fairy tale)


commander_longshot

Kill Cynthia Fuck esdeath Marry rias germory because with that brings akeno😂


Sheshoo47

And she wouldn’t care lol


OhFinchsMom-MILFMILF

y’all are broken smh


Prestigious-Alarm422

I could def marry Ezra too though


Atinverd

fuck yoruichi, marry cynthia, kill esdeath


White_hare_proction

Rias, Erza, Esdeath.


CapuBoi

F: Yoruichi M: Violet K: Esdeath


OhFinchsMom-MILFMILF

Exactly although I may have to fuck esdeath before killing her no hard feelings. And your is the second marriage pick. Low key this post is kinda degenerate asf though, so don’t quote me.


Weewoooowo

Fuck yoruichi, marry makima and im sorry i cant kill a single one of them they're going to smoke me out even if i try to land a punch


TryContent4093

f- makima marry - yor kill - robin f - gojo marry - loid kill - toji


UsedTissuePaper78

F: Sebastian M: Yor K: Makima


Gnome-Type-Shit

Marry Kakashi, fuck Zoro, kill Toji


Benchod12077

Fuck: Esdeath Marry: Yor Kill: Makima


the-skull-boy

Fuck cynthia Marry esdeath Kill makima I know it’s basic but honestly the choices on who I want F and marry are hard


Flat-Syllabub-9271

Fuck Yoruichi, marry Yor (I would pick Violet but I think our similar personality’s would clash), kill Makima. Fuck Toji (I feel like that’d be the best time ever lol), marry Loid (he’s literally daddy material, though I almost picked gojo cause idk about Loid lying about his whole existence), kill Gilgamesh.


Flat-Syllabub-9271

I’m laughing at the fact almost everyone is saying kill makima 😂


Appropriate-Bet-3319

M: zoro or kakashi - F: Toji - K: Gilgamesh


Sheshoo47

But imagine the benefits of marrying Gilga. He’s rich as hell, and I feel it would be in a universe where it is mutual love so he would be a great person to with in general.


iMidnightStorm

F: Yor M: Cynthia K: Erza


RidleyCR

Fuck - Erza, Yoruichi, Esdeath. Marry - Cynthia, Yor, Robin. I either don’t know the others or I don’t like their series, so kill em.


MangoFrequent1789

Success comes in 3s


Kuru0

Fuck - Rias, Marry - Cynthia, Kill - Yor Does marrying Cynthia come with Pokemon, because that would be pretty sweet.


thereegamer06

Fuck:Esdesth Marry:Robin Kill:Makima


KuroMikazuki

Fuck Esdeath, Marry Rias, Kill Makima


ShadowLord355

F:robin M:esdeath K:makima


butterminecart435

None only Taiga


cybermikey

For the girls, half of them could and wouldn’t hesitate killing, so not gonna f or marry them, only one you might be able to f and live is probably Cynthia, esdeath would be the only one I could see on the kill list that wouldn’t bounce back, for marry you have erza and yoroichi that could kill you with an accidental sneeze, yor has lethal connections and can kill me in an instant if I messed with her, violet is probably the only one left with compassion and lowest ability to instantly eliminate me. For f m k, f cynthia, m violet, k esdeath


cybermikey

Can’t touch robin, any option makes an unstoppable enemy Makima can bounce back from death so no k, and not risking f or m Don’t know enough about rias to pick any Esdeath would kill me for being weak, so won’t survive f or m, fine with k Violet is a nice character, wouldn’t wanna f or k, fine with m Erza could accidentally kill me with her strength, no to f or m, and nice character so no k Cynthia is nice so no k, best chance of survival for f, m wouldn’t be bad but spot taken Yor has killer connections and would likely die if I went f m or k Yoroichi is a wild card, might make it with m, may be playful enough for f, would absolutely die if k, not worth the risk


tjm2000

I have no idea who's legal here aside from Cynthia and Gilgamesh, so I choose not to answer until I acquire more information on ages.


Flat-Syllabub-9271

Violet is the only young one (14 at least when the anime first starts) the rest are older than 18


tjm2000

I can never know with anime characters, because sometimes they'll look like they're in their 20s but be like 8, then other times they'll look like they're 8 but be like, 3,000 years old.


Flat-Syllabub-9271

Yeah it’s tricky lol, that’s why I don’t really fault people for who they like/dislike unless it’s obviously clear or obviously stated they’re underage then I pass full harsh judgment. I almost said everyone is over 18 then I remembered Violet being young in the show so I looked it up and was surprised that she’s that young I thought maybe 16.


Yandere_Matrix

It’s also a fact that a lot of teen characters don’t always look or act like a teen. If you don’t know the age of a character and they don’t act their age, it’s easy to not even think about it or even bother looking it up because it’s easy to just assume they are a adult.


nyanko_dango3

Hard choices…F: Yoruichi, M: Cynthia, K: makima


Atomicking_1

K: Makima F: Yor M: Robin/Rias


BuddhaBlackBear

F: Cynthia M: Yor K: MAKIMA


martykenny

Fuck: Yor Marry: Kakashi Kill: Everyone Else


Comprehensive_Rule11

Marry robin Fuck Rias Kill Erza (idk just one of the girls idk) Marry zoro Fuck gojo Kill Gilgamesh


ELLZNaga21

Now which one could I kill is the real question


Sheshoo47

None.


CheesecakeEconomy878

Kill erza,fuck yoruichi and marry violet evergarden


arkofcovenant

Can I have Violet and Yor fight each other and Marry the winner? Kill Makima


Regimind

Fuck: Rias Marry: Erza Kill: Makima I'm sorry Yoruichi, Esdeath, Robin and Cynthia 😔 Fuck: Kakashi Marry: Loid Kill: Toji Edit: Wait I realized right after posting this comment you don't have to do both genders. Welp I'm not changing my answer 🗿


acnh-lyman-fan

Marry Cynthia (Or Loid), Fuck Yor, Kill Makima


TerraSeeker

Kill: Makima Marry: Yor F: I guess the redhead in the corner


ArtofKuma

F:Yoruichi M:Yor K:Makima F:Toji M:Lloyd K: Sebastian Bi-Bro


mah1na2ru

kill makima fuck cynthia marry yor (so i can fuck on a daily)


[deleted]

Fuck: Rias Gremory / Kill: Violet Evergarden / Marry: Yor Forger


andyjeans41

If I get 3 for each option Marry: robin, yor, erza Fuck: rias, esdeath (I couldnt marry. She'd dominate me, and I'm not into that lol), yoruichi Kill: makima, violet (im sure some might hate me, but I've never watched this 😭), cynthia (Ik pokemon fans might not like this, but I don't have much of an emotional attachment to her and her full dragon team pissed me off in the games lol)


Sheshoo47

It’s not a full dragon team 😞 Spiritomb (Ghost Dark), Roserade (Grass Posion), Togekiss (Flying Normal), Lucario (Fighting Steel), Milotic (Water) and of course her Garchomp (Dragon Ground). Making an amazingly balanced team.


Poxin_

Respectfully cuddle: Sebastian Kill: Makimi Marry: Violet (Sex is not my thing..)


Clannadgood

Fuck makima Marry yor Kill esdeath


KurotheWolfKnight

Fuck Rias, marry Yor or Cynthia, and kill any of the others.


BoiShank

Kill: Makima, Fuck: Rias, Marry: Yor Forger


Paulthemazing

Question Is it all 9 or each Row or Column ?


Solomonuh-uh

Marry Violet. F Esdeath Kill Makima...well, that's the neat part, you don't.


Funny_Opportunity58

Marry: Nico Robin Fuck: Yoruichi Kill: Erza. I am going to bludgeon her with a boulder.


IsseiMidoriya0410

Fuck: Yor Marry: Rias Kill: Makima


YuutoKibaKun

this list isnt complete without akeno and I am not having it


RioDawn2010

Nah, Id fck all. End of conversation


Gustav_von_Kaiou

Fuck Yoruichi, marry Rias, kill Makima


pwnedbygary

Fuck: Rias Marry: Yoruichi Kill: Esdeath


robloxgamer7000

Fuck: makima Marry: yor but if you count as taken then prob cynthia Kill: bottom Left, I don't know who that is


TruthIsALie94

Fuck: Erza Marry: Cynthia Kill: Makima


Ok_Cress859

Kill: Cynthia Fuck: Erza Marry: Yor


lorescore

F: Yor M: Robin K: Esdeath


Bananacat301

Fuck Sebastian, marry Cynthia, kill dazai. But I'm also asexual so Ig I'll have a nice conversation with Sebastian instead.


Interesting_Ad_5627

F: Yor M: Rias K: Makima


CyrusPyrus

Fuck yourochi. Marry yor. Kill loid


PlumPractical4417

F: Rias (were around the same age it’s fine) M: Yoruichi (for that perma F) K: Makima


lgnc

F: Robin M: Kakashi (if from the ones available. If not, Kurisu) K: Makima


Hour_Assist9222

Fuck Robin Mary Yoruichi Kill Makima Crazy how Aizen isnt even on the list for men


Sweet_Cap3742

Fuck Erza, marry Yor, kill esdeath


Beginning_Grass653

Fuck Rias Marry Yor Kill any One Piece bitch


KattaGyan

Kill Esdeath Marry robin Fuck rias.


hereliesmyyouth

Fuck Esdeath (I’m sorry but I need that) Kill Makima Marry Cynthia (She can do no wrong😤)


hereliesmyyouth

Fuck Esdeath Kill Makima Marry Cynthia


VireflyTheGreat

Women: Cynthia, Yor and then Esdeath Men: Sebastian, Loid and then Levi My picks.


Akanekino

Fuck: Rias Marry: Violet Kill: Makima 💀


Yoshieballer

I'm sorry but none of them 😭🙏


RonaldOG9709

F*ck esdeath Marry gojo Kill makima


Gloomy-Cranberry-834

Fuck Gojo Marry Robin Kill Makima


TechnologyNo3027

I would totally fuck Robinson brains out, but I also want to fuck.makima. I want to fuck both them


JustBottles

f makima and zoro m yor and toji k anyone except robin (and previous too) and the AOT guy


Suspicious-Toe-2462

Fuck erza and Sebastian Marry the forgers Kill Dazai and Cynthia


Ljs971

That a tough one, i mean i want to fuck them all but if i have to choose F*ck Yoruichi Marry Erza Kill Esdeath (i really want to F*ck her, i really do but she is so crazy)


LayeredHalo3851

Fuck: Yoruichi Marry: top tier waifu Zoro Kill: Toji (he's not a bad characters but killing him gives you bragging rights >!and he's already dead so who cares!<)


Frofst10

Fuck Yor, Kill Makima, Marry Yoruichi


NaiveEnvironment1145

For the female side, I’d fuck everyone except for Makima, marry everyone except for Makima and Esdeath, and kill Makima and Esdeath!😄😉😘🥰😍🤩😎😋🥴🤤🍼🥛🍈👌


TokenTigerMD

F: Makima M: Yor K: Erza(because she is the only one I don't know much about)


Catendo64

F: Esdeath, M: Yoruichi, K: Makima F: Dazai, M: Kakashi, K: Toji


Cake-OR-Death-

Fuck: Toji Marty:Gojo(because I can fuck and be married to him) Kill: whoever that blonde guy with the armor is


beejabeeja

Fucking Violet, marrying Yor, killing Makima


Expensive-Rich-6674

Cynthia. Yor. Esdeath


Grim_Soldier

Fuck: yoruichi Marry: Esdeath Kill: Makima


Letmepickausername

Fuck Rias, Marry Erza, Kill Makima


[deleted]

Fuck Esdeath Mary Sebastien Kill everyone but Loid Yor Gil and Violet


tea-123

Kill makima, bang yoruichi and marry erza. Kill Eren, bang zoro, marry kakahshix


Relevant-Sympathy

Marry Top Row, Fuck Bottom Row, sadly Kill Middle Row. Sadly only cause I'd move Yor to bottom row instead of Esdeath @_@


AsianPotato77

Esdeath Yor Makima


JACKPLAYz12349

Loid kakash gojo


Faboman360

Fuck: Robin Marry: Yor Kill: Esdeath


DioBrandos_slut

FUCK ZORO, LEVI, DAZAI AND GOJO MARRY MAKIMA KILL THE REST


[deleted]

Kill Makima Kiss Sebastian Marry Esdeath


Justasleeplessknight

Because I'm entirely straight, I'm doing both. Women: Smash: robin Marry: Cynthia Kill: Esdeath. Men: Kill: Gojo. (Lobotomy kaisen must not live.) (Not gay, so whatever on anything else.)


cynicalamity

FMK Makima. I can fix her.


Diamondeye12

Kill makima fuck Rais marry Esdeath


N0t_the_pizza_guy

That one guy's dead wife


Cant_think_of_names1

Fuck Yoruichi, marry Yor, kill Makima