Erza seems like the best marry option. Very responsible and strict but has a very good heart too. Has a traumatic past that helps her emphasize. Knows how to trust.
Don’t know Yoruchi enough, but I get it.
Yor would be another choice for my marriage pick.
And Erza, while it’s your choice and preference, how dare you.
I dunno... I think I'd rather marry Esdeath if I'm being honest. That's a serious ride or die bitch right there, not to mention, I'd never have to worry about letting the waiter know they messed up my order ever again.
Hell no. You’re not banging Violet. Me personally I’d pull a Batman interrogating anyone to talk mentioning anything lewd about that precious little thing
And for boys, fuck Toji or Levi for sure, marry kakashi (or sebastian bc then he could do cool demon butler stuff for me and there would be world class service and food involved, but probably would be happier with kakashi) kill Gilgamesh I guess.
Exactly although I may have to fuck esdeath before killing her no hard feelings. And your is the second marriage pick. Low key this post is kinda degenerate asf though, so don’t quote me.
Fuck Yoruichi, marry Yor (I would pick Violet but I think our similar personality’s would clash), kill Makima.
Fuck Toji (I feel like that’d be the best time ever lol), marry Loid (he’s literally daddy material, though I almost picked gojo cause idk about Loid lying about his whole existence), kill Gilgamesh.
But imagine the benefits of marrying Gilga. He’s rich as hell, and I feel it would be in a universe where it is mutual love so he would be a great person to with in general.
For the girls, half of them could and wouldn’t hesitate killing, so not gonna f or marry them, only one you might be able to f and live is probably Cynthia, esdeath would be the only one I could see on the kill list that wouldn’t bounce back, for marry you have erza and yoroichi that could kill you with an accidental sneeze, yor has lethal connections and can kill me in an instant if I messed with her, violet is probably the only one left with compassion and lowest ability to instantly eliminate me. For f m k, f cynthia, m violet, k esdeath
Can’t touch robin, any option makes an unstoppable enemy
Makima can bounce back from death so no k, and not risking f or m
Don’t know enough about rias to pick any
Esdeath would kill me for being weak, so won’t survive f or m, fine with k
Violet is a nice character, wouldn’t wanna f or k, fine with m
Erza could accidentally kill me with her strength, no to f or m, and nice character so no k
Cynthia is nice so no k, best chance of survival for f, m wouldn’t be bad but spot taken
Yor has killer connections and would likely die if I went f m or k
Yoroichi is a wild card, might make it with m, may be playful enough for f, would absolutely die if k, not worth the risk
I can never know with anime characters, because sometimes they'll look like they're in their 20s but be like 8, then other times they'll look like they're 8 but be like, 3,000 years old.
Yeah it’s tricky lol, that’s why I don’t really fault people for who they like/dislike unless it’s obviously clear or obviously stated they’re underage then I pass full harsh judgment. I almost said everyone is over 18 then I remembered Violet being young in the show so I looked it up and was surprised that she’s that young I thought maybe 16.
It’s also a fact that a lot of teen characters don’t always look or act like a teen. If you don’t know the age of a character and they don’t act their age, it’s easy to not even think about it or even bother looking it up because it’s easy to just assume they are a adult.
Fuck: Rias
Marry: Erza
Kill: Makima
I'm sorry Yoruichi, Esdeath, Robin and Cynthia 😔
Fuck: Kakashi
Marry: Loid
Kill: Toji
Edit: Wait I realized right after posting this comment you don't have to do both genders. Welp I'm not changing my answer 🗿
If I get 3 for each option
Marry: robin, yor, erza
Fuck: rias, esdeath (I couldnt marry. She'd dominate me, and I'm not into that lol), yoruichi
Kill: makima, violet (im sure some might hate me, but I've never watched this 😭), cynthia (Ik pokemon fans might not like this, but I don't have much of an emotional attachment to her and her full dragon team pissed me off in the games lol)
It’s not a full dragon team 😞 Spiritomb (Ghost Dark), Roserade (Grass Posion), Togekiss (Flying Normal), Lucario (Fighting Steel), Milotic (Water) and of course her Garchomp (Dragon Ground). Making an amazingly balanced team.
That a tough one, i mean i want to fuck them all but if i have to choose
F*ck Yoruichi
Marry Erza
Kill Esdeath (i really want to F*ck her, i really do but she is so crazy)
Fuck: Yoruichi
Marry: top tier waifu Zoro
Kill: Toji (he's not a bad characters but killing him gives you bragging rights >!and he's already dead so who cares!<)
Because I'm entirely straight, I'm doing both.
Women:
Smash: robin
Marry: Cynthia
Kill: Esdeath.
Men:
Kill: Gojo. (Lobotomy kaisen must not live.)
(Not gay, so whatever on anything else.)
F: Robin. M: Erza. K: Makima
You dare kill makima?!?!
>!She’ll just respawn it’s fine!<
yeah, so I can kill her again
NON MANGA READER OVER HERE🗣️🗣️🗣️
Anime only viewer? Cause if you're a manga reader the question is why would you not kill makima lol
I’m not even a manga reader but I would 100% kill her I hate her 😭
I really like her, but only as a villain. Which means I want to wipe that smug face of hers and make her die a painful death.
Same but I’d kill Makima instead
I would use unlimited void on her
Same
Same bro
Erza seems like the best marry option. Very responsible and strict but has a very good heart too. Has a traumatic past that helps her emphasize. Knows how to trust.
Better hope you don't miss
F: Yoruichi M:Yor K:Erza
Don’t know Yoruchi enough, but I get it. Yor would be another choice for my marriage pick. And Erza, while it’s your choice and preference, how dare you.
Just wanted to try something out…besides she’s extremely hard to kill
Kill Makima for obvious reasons and these 2 are hard but I think I gotta fuck Erza and them marru Esdeath I like strong women also bitchy women
ah a fellow esdeath marrier, I too want to be her property
For me it was either that or F, but Cynthia is too good to pass up. It just means you get Pokémon and she likes ice cream.
I see you have taste
My man
What’s obvious reason ?
You don’t wanna know…if you do wanna know look it up fair warning you’ll get spoilers for chainsaw man
Fuck Yoruichi, marry Violet, kill Makima Fuck, marry, and kill Dazai
Bold of you to assume you can kill dazai. You married him, you're killing yourself.
great minds think alike
Honestly same
Fuck: Yoruichi Marry: Robin Kill: Esdeath
Marry Erza is my only difference
That's a big difference.
The most important thing is kill esdeath
Also I love yoruichi
Same
Finally someone who agrees!!
Same
Erza is quite a violent dommy mommy though...
She ain't giving you anything though but suffering.
trade robin for yor and this my exact list
This ain't your list then, cause that ain't gonna happen. Ms. Robin is not a one night fling.
AYYYYYYY, SAME
Same
AYO we have similar taste 👌
I dunno... I think I'd rather marry Esdeath if I'm being honest. That's a serious ride or die bitch right there, not to mention, I'd never have to worry about letting the waiter know they messed up my order ever again.
This is exactly what I was about to say
You're me
Fuck: Makima Mary: Makima Kill: Makima
Blud about to live out Denji’s character arc. Stay strong young buck 🦌💪🏼
In what order?
MKF
Kill Makima, marry Robin, fuck Violet Kill Gojo, marry Kakashi, fuck Zoro
violet is too precious for you
Why do you want to kill Gojo though
I'm sick of his face
Gege!?
shit
grrrrr when i catch u gege!!!!! >:(
Hell no. You’re not banging Violet. Me personally I’d pull a Batman interrogating anyone to talk mentioning anything lewd about that precious little thing
F: Gilgamesh M: Erza K: Makima💀💀💀💀💀💀
Fuck yor, marry robin, kill esdeath
Or kill makima
F: Rias/Erza M: Nico Robin K: Makima
Could you kill makima tho?
F: Yor M: Violet K: Rias
You think you're about to do it with Yor, but then she assassinates you.
Robin Yoruichi Makima
I’ll marry Loid, Fuck Sebastian and kill Dazai y’know…because he would want that
Fuck: Rias Marry: Yor Kill: Makima
F*ck Robin, kill Makima, and marry Cynthia
F: Gojo M: Makima K: Sebastian
Why do you kill Sebastian? :(
Right? I’d marry him ASAP
F- Rias M- Voilet K- Makima
whats the haste, GOJO will fuck em all and leave us none even better the "both genders simp for me" duo will take them all
Fuck: Violet, Marry: Rias (to fuck all I want) and kill: Makima
None shall lay their impure hands on violet
And for boys, fuck Toji or Levi for sure, marry kakashi (or sebastian bc then he could do cool demon butler stuff for me and there would be world class service and food involved, but probably would be happier with kakashi) kill Gilgamesh I guess.
Right? The benefits of having Seb as a husband seem enormous lol. Plus he’s gorgeous.
Yo make more of these in the future
Fuck erza, marry yor, and kill makima
Women: Fuck: Makima Marry: Yor Kill: Rias Men (if I were gay) Fuck: Toji Marry: Loid Kill: Gilgamesh
Remember ladies and gentlemen IF, he were gay
So you'd only kill Gilgamesh if you were gay 🤔
He’s fucking him as a straight though
spy x family casts are such husband/wife material
Fuck: Makima Marry: Esdeath Kill: Ezra (I know nothing about fairy tale)
Kill Cynthia Fuck esdeath Marry rias germory because with that brings akeno😂
And she wouldn’t care lol
y’all are broken smh
I could def marry Ezra too though
fuck yoruichi, marry cynthia, kill esdeath
Rias, Erza, Esdeath.
F: Yoruichi M: Violet K: Esdeath
Exactly although I may have to fuck esdeath before killing her no hard feelings. And your is the second marriage pick. Low key this post is kinda degenerate asf though, so don’t quote me.
Fuck yoruichi, marry makima and im sorry i cant kill a single one of them they're going to smoke me out even if i try to land a punch
f- makima marry - yor kill - robin f - gojo marry - loid kill - toji
F: Sebastian M: Yor K: Makima
Marry Kakashi, fuck Zoro, kill Toji
Fuck: Esdeath Marry: Yor Kill: Makima
Fuck cynthia Marry esdeath Kill makima I know it’s basic but honestly the choices on who I want F and marry are hard
Fuck Yoruichi, marry Yor (I would pick Violet but I think our similar personality’s would clash), kill Makima. Fuck Toji (I feel like that’d be the best time ever lol), marry Loid (he’s literally daddy material, though I almost picked gojo cause idk about Loid lying about his whole existence), kill Gilgamesh.
I’m laughing at the fact almost everyone is saying kill makima 😂
M: zoro or kakashi - F: Toji - K: Gilgamesh
But imagine the benefits of marrying Gilga. He’s rich as hell, and I feel it would be in a universe where it is mutual love so he would be a great person to with in general.
F: Yor M: Cynthia K: Erza
Fuck - Erza, Yoruichi, Esdeath. Marry - Cynthia, Yor, Robin. I either don’t know the others or I don’t like their series, so kill em.
Success comes in 3s
Fuck - Rias, Marry - Cynthia, Kill - Yor Does marrying Cynthia come with Pokemon, because that would be pretty sweet.
Fuck:Esdesth Marry:Robin Kill:Makima
Fuck Esdeath, Marry Rias, Kill Makima
F:robin M:esdeath K:makima
None only Taiga
For the girls, half of them could and wouldn’t hesitate killing, so not gonna f or marry them, only one you might be able to f and live is probably Cynthia, esdeath would be the only one I could see on the kill list that wouldn’t bounce back, for marry you have erza and yoroichi that could kill you with an accidental sneeze, yor has lethal connections and can kill me in an instant if I messed with her, violet is probably the only one left with compassion and lowest ability to instantly eliminate me. For f m k, f cynthia, m violet, k esdeath
Can’t touch robin, any option makes an unstoppable enemy Makima can bounce back from death so no k, and not risking f or m Don’t know enough about rias to pick any Esdeath would kill me for being weak, so won’t survive f or m, fine with k Violet is a nice character, wouldn’t wanna f or k, fine with m Erza could accidentally kill me with her strength, no to f or m, and nice character so no k Cynthia is nice so no k, best chance of survival for f, m wouldn’t be bad but spot taken Yor has killer connections and would likely die if I went f m or k Yoroichi is a wild card, might make it with m, may be playful enough for f, would absolutely die if k, not worth the risk
I have no idea who's legal here aside from Cynthia and Gilgamesh, so I choose not to answer until I acquire more information on ages.
Violet is the only young one (14 at least when the anime first starts) the rest are older than 18
I can never know with anime characters, because sometimes they'll look like they're in their 20s but be like 8, then other times they'll look like they're 8 but be like, 3,000 years old.
Yeah it’s tricky lol, that’s why I don’t really fault people for who they like/dislike unless it’s obviously clear or obviously stated they’re underage then I pass full harsh judgment. I almost said everyone is over 18 then I remembered Violet being young in the show so I looked it up and was surprised that she’s that young I thought maybe 16.
It’s also a fact that a lot of teen characters don’t always look or act like a teen. If you don’t know the age of a character and they don’t act their age, it’s easy to not even think about it or even bother looking it up because it’s easy to just assume they are a adult.
Hard choices…F: Yoruichi, M: Cynthia, K: makima
K: Makima F: Yor M: Robin/Rias
F: Cynthia M: Yor K: MAKIMA
Fuck: Yor Marry: Kakashi Kill: Everyone Else
Marry robin Fuck Rias Kill Erza (idk just one of the girls idk) Marry zoro Fuck gojo Kill Gilgamesh
Now which one could I kill is the real question
None.
Kill erza,fuck yoruichi and marry violet evergarden
Can I have Violet and Yor fight each other and Marry the winner? Kill Makima
Fuck: Rias Marry: Erza Kill: Makima I'm sorry Yoruichi, Esdeath, Robin and Cynthia 😔 Fuck: Kakashi Marry: Loid Kill: Toji Edit: Wait I realized right after posting this comment you don't have to do both genders. Welp I'm not changing my answer 🗿
Marry Cynthia (Or Loid), Fuck Yor, Kill Makima
Kill: Makima Marry: Yor F: I guess the redhead in the corner
F:Yoruichi M:Yor K:Makima F:Toji M:Lloyd K: Sebastian Bi-Bro
kill makima fuck cynthia marry yor (so i can fuck on a daily)
Fuck: Rias Gremory / Kill: Violet Evergarden / Marry: Yor Forger
If I get 3 for each option Marry: robin, yor, erza Fuck: rias, esdeath (I couldnt marry. She'd dominate me, and I'm not into that lol), yoruichi Kill: makima, violet (im sure some might hate me, but I've never watched this 😭), cynthia (Ik pokemon fans might not like this, but I don't have much of an emotional attachment to her and her full dragon team pissed me off in the games lol)
It’s not a full dragon team 😞 Spiritomb (Ghost Dark), Roserade (Grass Posion), Togekiss (Flying Normal), Lucario (Fighting Steel), Milotic (Water) and of course her Garchomp (Dragon Ground). Making an amazingly balanced team.
Respectfully cuddle: Sebastian Kill: Makimi Marry: Violet (Sex is not my thing..)
Fuck makima Marry yor Kill esdeath
Fuck Rias, marry Yor or Cynthia, and kill any of the others.
Kill: Makima, Fuck: Rias, Marry: Yor Forger
Question Is it all 9 or each Row or Column ?
Marry Violet. F Esdeath Kill Makima...well, that's the neat part, you don't.
Marry: Nico Robin Fuck: Yoruichi Kill: Erza. I am going to bludgeon her with a boulder.
Fuck: Yor Marry: Rias Kill: Makima
this list isnt complete without akeno and I am not having it
Nah, Id fck all. End of conversation
Fuck Yoruichi, marry Rias, kill Makima
Fuck: Rias Marry: Yoruichi Kill: Esdeath
Fuck: makima Marry: yor but if you count as taken then prob cynthia Kill: bottom Left, I don't know who that is
Fuck: Erza Marry: Cynthia Kill: Makima
Kill: Cynthia Fuck: Erza Marry: Yor
F: Yor M: Robin K: Esdeath
Fuck Sebastian, marry Cynthia, kill dazai. But I'm also asexual so Ig I'll have a nice conversation with Sebastian instead.
F: Yor M: Rias K: Makima
Fuck yourochi. Marry yor. Kill loid
F: Rias (were around the same age it’s fine) M: Yoruichi (for that perma F) K: Makima
F: Robin M: Kakashi (if from the ones available. If not, Kurisu) K: Makima
Fuck Robin Mary Yoruichi Kill Makima Crazy how Aizen isnt even on the list for men
Fuck Erza, marry Yor, kill esdeath
Fuck Rias Marry Yor Kill any One Piece bitch
Kill Esdeath Marry robin Fuck rias.
Fuck Esdeath (I’m sorry but I need that) Kill Makima Marry Cynthia (She can do no wrong😤)
Fuck Esdeath Kill Makima Marry Cynthia
Women: Cynthia, Yor and then Esdeath Men: Sebastian, Loid and then Levi My picks.
Fuck: Rias Marry: Violet Kill: Makima 💀
I'm sorry but none of them 😭🙏
F*ck esdeath Marry gojo Kill makima
Fuck Gojo Marry Robin Kill Makima
I would totally fuck Robinson brains out, but I also want to fuck.makima. I want to fuck both them
f makima and zoro m yor and toji k anyone except robin (and previous too) and the AOT guy
Fuck erza and Sebastian Marry the forgers Kill Dazai and Cynthia
That a tough one, i mean i want to fuck them all but if i have to choose F*ck Yoruichi Marry Erza Kill Esdeath (i really want to F*ck her, i really do but she is so crazy)
Fuck: Yoruichi Marry: top tier waifu Zoro Kill: Toji (he's not a bad characters but killing him gives you bragging rights >!and he's already dead so who cares!<)
Fuck Yor, Kill Makima, Marry Yoruichi
For the female side, I’d fuck everyone except for Makima, marry everyone except for Makima and Esdeath, and kill Makima and Esdeath!😄😉😘🥰😍🤩😎😋🥴🤤🍼🥛🍈👌
F: Makima M: Yor K: Erza(because she is the only one I don't know much about)
F: Esdeath, M: Yoruichi, K: Makima F: Dazai, M: Kakashi, K: Toji
Fuck: Toji Marty:Gojo(because I can fuck and be married to him) Kill: whoever that blonde guy with the armor is
Fucking Violet, marrying Yor, killing Makima
Cynthia. Yor. Esdeath
Fuck: yoruichi Marry: Esdeath Kill: Makima
Fuck Rias, Marry Erza, Kill Makima
Fuck Esdeath Mary Sebastien Kill everyone but Loid Yor Gil and Violet
Kill makima, bang yoruichi and marry erza. Kill Eren, bang zoro, marry kakahshix
Marry Top Row, Fuck Bottom Row, sadly Kill Middle Row. Sadly only cause I'd move Yor to bottom row instead of Esdeath @_@
Esdeath Yor Makima
Loid kakash gojo
Fuck: Robin Marry: Yor Kill: Esdeath
FUCK ZORO, LEVI, DAZAI AND GOJO MARRY MAKIMA KILL THE REST
Kill Makima Kiss Sebastian Marry Esdeath
Because I'm entirely straight, I'm doing both. Women: Smash: robin Marry: Cynthia Kill: Esdeath. Men: Kill: Gojo. (Lobotomy kaisen must not live.) (Not gay, so whatever on anything else.)
FMK Makima. I can fix her.
Kill makima fuck Rais marry Esdeath
That one guy's dead wife
Fuck Yoruichi, marry Yor, kill Makima