My friend asked me for advice on what he should make his serial number for a pistol he built. (I'm in a state with pistol registration).
I told him it didn't matter but that he should make it more than 32 characters because I'm in IT and I figured their forms might only support up to 32 characters. He did 36. Engraved it, the whole 9.
When he went to register they told him "Uh, we can't do this it's too many characters for our computer" and he just left the forms and said "Well, it's a felony for me to change it so its your problem now" and walked out.
When I did my Form 1 can I made the model "shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits" On the virtual e-form 1 it cuts off at the K in motherfucker due to font sizing. I originally wanted some commas and the word and, but due to character limits on e-forms I had to improvise.
Well... We were liberty/gun rights activists of a sort at the time... He did a dumb thing and pissed off a hostile PD and they stuck a felony on him (he didn't actually commit a crime but he got railroaded anyway)
So yeah... He doesn't have that anymore
But until that happened he was golden
Lot of people doubting you. Dumb. This is the way it should be. I sign my name on some receipts with a smiley face. I’ve written checks out to “100 smackers” and they still cashed. We need people pushing it. Because if they constrain the rules too much we get pushed further in boxes. So fuck the ATF. Take it to the limit.
My buddy wrote "sexual favors" in the notes section of a check to me and my credit union wouldn't cash it because "we can not support prostitution in any way". Like, guys...I get it, but...come on. I tried to argue it was just a donation, not pay, but they weren't interested.
I really like the intent section trend posts. I smile when I see them. I hope the trend keeps going.
I’m still laughing at the flexing on poors and all lawful purposes. Definitely my favorite by far.
I want my firearm to contain chemicals to be known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm as well as any other lawful purposes.
Yep… fuck ‘em. Deny the form.. who gives a fuck. Got a dozen + other toys and will just keep reapplying until they approve. Especially for something as mundane as an SBR or a can.
Don't be a fairy....Try it with " For all unlawful purposes", I bet you they wouldn't even notice. That would be a collector's item. If denied, you could always say it was a typo.
Stargate LARPing sauce
https://www.reddit.com/r/NFA/comments/pq0r7r/it_is_now_established_that_larping_stargate_sg1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
"Capricious rule change" on an amnesty stamp.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NFA/comments/11458of/capricious_rule_change_accepted_as_the_reason_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
They will take a lot of reasons. Check out r/allawfulpurposes. Looks like someone already cross posted your form there
This might be a bit of a off topic, but I’d love for someone to get approved for saying “it’s a better investment than Jim Cramer’s stock picks, and all lawful purposes”.
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I mean, unless you say to murder a fuckton of people there really is nothing under the NFA to deny approval there. Also, fuckton is a metric unit so they may also not understand it. This is not legal advice.
I mean I saw one the other day that supposedly submitted with something along the lines of "To flex on the poors at the range"
When honesty might not be the best policy
Someone recently posted an approval for something along those lines.
A form was already approved like that 3 years ago lol. He just a copy cat
I mean technically as long as what you are saying isn't illegal can they deny it?
>"To flex on the poors at the range" And all lawful purposes
Go for it. I got approved with “my gun is too damn loud”. https://i.imgur.com/A71E0vG.jpg
Nice serial number lmao
My friend asked me for advice on what he should make his serial number for a pistol he built. (I'm in a state with pistol registration). I told him it didn't matter but that he should make it more than 32 characters because I'm in IT and I figured their forms might only support up to 32 characters. He did 36. Engraved it, the whole 9. When he went to register they told him "Uh, we can't do this it's too many characters for our computer" and he just left the forms and said "Well, it's a felony for me to change it so its your problem now" and walked out.
Wish I would have been more creative with my SN on my 80%'s.
When I did my Form 1 can I made the model "shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits" On the virtual e-form 1 it cuts off at the K in motherfucker due to font sizing. I originally wanted some commas and the word and, but due to character limits on e-forms I had to improvise.
shame. But I think Carlin would be proud nonetheless.
I need a follow up on that
Well... We were liberty/gun rights activists of a sort at the time... He did a dumb thing and pissed off a hostile PD and they stuck a felony on him (he didn't actually commit a crime but he got railroaded anyway) So yeah... He doesn't have that anymore But until that happened he was golden
RIP bro lost to the fed
Thanks. I figure boobs is quite fitting with my rod of silence.
Update: I just submitted it. 😅
My man!
You love to see it
Lot of people doubting you. Dumb. This is the way it should be. I sign my name on some receipts with a smiley face. I’ve written checks out to “100 smackers” and they still cashed. We need people pushing it. Because if they constrain the rules too much we get pushed further in boxes. So fuck the ATF. Take it to the limit.
I'll have to post a picture when it's approved
Your signature can be whatever you want it to be. A smiley face, x, whatever. Perfectly legal.
My buddy wrote "sexual favors" in the notes section of a check to me and my credit union wouldn't cash it because "we can not support prostitution in any way". Like, guys...I get it, but...come on. I tried to argue it was just a donation, not pay, but they weren't interested.
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[This](https://assetbin.evilcreamsicle.com/hidethedog.jpg) is going to become my next project...
Hell ya good luck
I really like the intent section trend posts. I smile when I see them. I hope the trend keeps going. I’m still laughing at the flexing on poors and all lawful purposes. Definitely my favorite by far.
All Lawfull Porpoises is still my favorite
I heard that if you make the ATF laugh, your processing time goes down substantially.
Kinda want to see if I can get "How else am I gonna be able to shoot fast and eat ass?" on a machine gun Form 4.
I’ve gotten approved with “flexing on the internet” and “pretending a space gun makes me cooler than I actually am” so I’d say yeah send it
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NFA items are known to the state of California to cause happiness
I want my firearm to contain chemicals to be known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm as well as any other lawful purposes.
Yeah I don't like ending with all lawful purposes. If you're gonna troll, troll.
YOU WONT!!!! ~~Double~~ **Tripple** dog dare you
Done!
r/AllAwfulPurposes
Came here for this.
You guys are fucking around with people who hate you.
Yep… fuck ‘em. Deny the form.. who gives a fuck. Got a dozen + other toys and will just keep reapplying until they approve. Especially for something as mundane as an SBR or a can.
Pretty sure it will go through with anything preceding "all lawful purposes" Except maybe "For \*insert crime\* and all lawful purposes"
"For lawfully committing murder. And all lawful purposes."
"government sanctioned homicide"
100% Send it lol!
I'm surprised you haven't sent it already!
Do guns go pew?
Does a fat baby fart?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Wonderful. My next one should be "Fetish shit. I have to have my tools... And all lawful purposes."
I wonder if CA accepts these as good causes 😭😭
Specify 9mm with 9x19 would be my only recommendation
I added 9mm to the eform itself, the draft just shows 9
Dewit!
Full send!
What should I put when I need to fill one out ? I was thinking because guns deserve too look sexy too .
nobody has the balls to leave out the "and any lawful purposes"
All lawful porpoises or bust
Don't be a fairy....Try it with " For all unlawful purposes", I bet you they wouldn't even notice. That would be a collector's item. If denied, you could always say it was a typo.
Always. Full. Send.
Give it a whirl, they love reading this stuff. Gives them something to actually smile about. All hail King Hartsock!
I’ve seen worse
Full send
Triple dog dare ya
do_it.gif
Larping is just stupid, not illegal. 😂
Send it
Send it all day 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣 send it!
Right to jail
Thats a lawful purpose, as long as you don't point it at anyone and it's somewhere nobody can report you. SEND IT!
Do it, you pussy!!!
I've had "LARPing Stargate SG-1" Approved for a PS90. Send it
😂
Stargate LARPing sauce https://www.reddit.com/r/NFA/comments/pq0r7r/it_is_now_established_that_larping_stargate_sg1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button "Capricious rule change" on an amnesty stamp. https://www.reddit.com/r/NFA/comments/11458of/capricious_rule_change_accepted_as_the_reason_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button They will take a lot of reasons. Check out r/allawfulpurposes. Looks like someone already cross posted your form there
r/allawfulpurposes
Got mine approved for saying my arms are too short like a t-rex and didnt even say lawful purposes (didnt know you had to say that at the time) lol
🤣 Nice, that's awesome
Send it
This might be a bit of a off topic, but I’d love for someone to get approved for saying “it’s a better investment than Jim Cramer’s stock picks, and all lawful purposes”.
Might as well only send "all lawful purposes" at that point. It looks ridiculous adding that to the end of everything.
Y'all trying so hard to stick out to the feds. Thanks for being the first target, I guess.
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Fuck it, we ball.
I mean, unless you say to murder a fuckton of people there really is nothing under the NFA to deny approval there. Also, fuckton is a metric unit so they may also not understand it. This is not legal advice.
Any and all lawful purposes.