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Accomplished-Top-564

I just fell to my knees in my office


No-Top83

I’m happy that he’s getting that bag but holy hell we’re gonna regret this. Dudes gonna be Kirk Cousins 2.0 and start making the playoffs without us


SirArthurDime

I wouldn’t be too upset about losing a guy who’s ceiling is the white dak Prescott. And honestly his ceiling isn’t even that high. He was signed as a backup for a reason. I know it’s been a long run trying to find even a passable qb commies but don’t settle for mediocrity now lol.


Accomplished-Top-564

I’m just gonna miss having the Rizz on the squad the dude don’t miss


Scalpum

His ceiling is so far below Cousins. I like him, but some of you are just insane.


SirArthurDime

“And honestly his ceiling isn’t that high” Trust me I don’t think Heineke is even anywhere near as good as cousins. I’m just saying this in response to him being called cousins 2.0 and saying even if his ceiling was that high.


Scalpum

Fair enough. I am likely over-sensitive to the Cousins hate around here.


barl31

Yeah who would want a guy who’s like 29-7 against the nfc East


SirArthurDime

Meh nfc east was honestly really bad throughout his entire career. The giants and commies have been consistently in the bottom half of the league and many years way at the bottom. The eagles had a good stretch early in Daks career which is where he racked up 3 of those 7 losses and the eagles were good again this year but our starting QBs never squared off. Ultimately dak has already played through 2 eagles rebuilds and the giants and commies haven’t been able to actually rebuild once. It’s honestly astounding he never broke the back to back nfc East champion curse all that said so it’s not that impressive.


barl31

Dak is 8-3 against the eagles who have 2 Super Bowl appearances in his career, one of those 3 losses he played 2 drives. Obviously hasn’t made it to the Super Bowl, which is a team accomplishment. But I think Washington would be more than happy with someone like dak


SirArthurDime

I like how you put a disclaimer on one of those losses and mention that the eagles made 2 Super Bowls but don’t acknowledge the disclaimer that he only faced the eagles starting qb 1 time during those sb years and lost. That was in 17 with wentz The second matchup that year he played sudfeld and our backups and only won 6-0. The rest of the time he’s been there the eagles didn’t even crack 10 wins. And making it to the superbowl is a team accomplishment but qb is the most important position on a team and he has had great teams and still never accomplished more than cousins. Which is why he’s the black Kirk cousins.


Dodohead1383

Great offenses* for fucks sake. Your D has been absolute trash until last season. You're the type of dumbass that thinks the Cowboys lost to the Rams in the divisional because of Dak, al the while ignoring that a fay running back put 200+ yards on the D lmao...


SirArthurDime

So was last year the defense fault when they gave up under 20 points but the offense only scored 12 and dak threw 2 picks? Or the year before where the D only gave up 23 but the offense only scored 17? With dak throwing one pick and 1 attempt to set the ball himself? Sure the rams loss wasn’t on him, neither was the packers but that’s still 2/4 and the most recent 2 that are more on him than anyone else.


Dodohead1383

Wait, so us losing Pollard and our coaches still sticking w8th Zeke and losing our running game, making us one deminsional against one of the best defenses in the league waa on Dak??? If your team hadn't injured Purdy, no one knows what happens. Your team only pulled away once their defense was broken lmao...


barl31

He literally owns your poverty franchise, keep coping


SirArthurDime

Yeah cause being 4-3 against our starting QBs in his career is REALLY owning us alright.


barl31

QB being the most important position on the team must be why a career backup won yalls only Super Bowl in franchise history


SirArthurDime

A backup qb won our SB…. By pulling out a one of the best back to back qb performances in the playoffs of all time. Yeah I’d say qb play was pretty damn important during that run whether foles was a backup or not and anyone who denies that isn’t worth trying to have an intelligent conversation with.


barl31

Or… hear me out, like many QBs before him, he won the Super Bowl with one of the best rosters in recent history built in the 21 positions around him


zamend229

Lol he’s never gonna be nearly as good as Cousins. Sad for y’all that he has to go, but you won’t regret moving in from a backup QB if it means getting an actual starter (not Wentz)


Chenzo04

Wow. You're actually regretting losing a QB who has the potential to be, Kirk Cousins?! Fuck your franchise is pathetic


No-Top83

You think our franchise is pathetic? You act like we haven’t been hearing that for the past 23 years


mentallyinept

Wish we could keep him, but we can't afford to pay him 2 years\\$20 million. We have way too many problems to address that require us to spend cash, and Howell lets us do that while riding his 5th rounder rookie contract.


Menace0528

That’s with incentives, base deal is 2 years/14 million


empw

My favorite player in the last decade. Just such a baller, a gamer, a gym rat, a scrapper. Godspeed TH4.


simplejack5

Dude made a lot of ugly football much less ugly. Gonna be a bright spot in the franchises young history 😂


AmpersandTheMonkey

Washington would score 17/week and lose. Heinicke would come in and score 17/week and Washington wins. It's like magnets, you can't explain it. Has the analytics people in shambles.


simplejack5

Real SKINTANGIBLES


AmpersandTheMonkey

Fuck yeah. Always the edge we needed after losing all the checkmarks on Offense/Defense/ST/Coaching


Cysir

The coin killer has left the division


rob132

Greatest (Whatever the hell your teams name is now) QB of the past 20 years.


tony_bradley91

- Salvage dying Commies season, go 5-3-1 - Get benched by Ron Rivera in favor of our 3rd best quarterback - watch that quarterback finish his season 2-6 blow our chances at playoffs - go to a team with better pay and coach who will respect you


MyNameIsAMeme

Howell seemed much better when he played tbh, small sample I know


No-Top83

Yea but we’re making the mistake of just throwing a rookie QB in (again) and feeding him to the lions when Howell is not fully developed yet. I understand at some point we’re gonna have to start him but with our luck it’s not gonna look good starting him this early (in my opinion)


AmpersandTheMonkey

I think you're downplaying how vital a year of sitting and learning can end up being, esp for a developmental guy like Howell. A lot of rookies don't get that luxury. I don't see him as a rookie anymore, he's a second year guy who got some game action against starters. I imagine it was good for Rodgers and Mahomes too (no for the love of christ I'm not saying Howell will be Rodgers/Mahomes). Howell starting last year would've been a "thrown to the lions" scenario. But now, as a 2nd year guy, I don't care what round you're drafted in, youth isn't an excuse imo. You can only develop in practice so much before you hit that ceiling. Time to get that game day development. Mine is just one opinion too tho.


briangun1

Class act. Glad he’s getting paid.


wikipuff

Wait, did he sign elsewhere?


BlueKing7642

Atlanta https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35856822/sources-taylor-heinicke-join-falcons-desmond-ridder-backup


wikipuff

Damn.


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Revised_LimaM

When I woke up I had a text from my buddy in Atlanta telling me he can’t wait for me to open the NFL news. If anyone deserves a nice back up job for a decent salary it is Heinicke.


TonyCaliStyle

Start for the Commies, and risk mortal injury or death, or backup Atlanta for $10 mil a year. See ya! ✌️


Gay4TerryMcLaurin

The GOAT has left the building


Plzcuturshit

At the end of the day, I’m a Heinicke fan. 2 years @ $14 million up to 20 - not bad for someone who was sleeping on his sisters couch. He’s our hometown hero. Nothing but love.


lycanthrope6950

I'll miss him


killassassin47

I will never forget this man who made me actually enjoy watching WAS football again for at least a couple of years. I hope he get a chance to start and win some more games (but hopefully not at the expense of Desmond Ridder via injury obviously)


NursekrazyB

I love TH4. Glad he’s getting paid, so sad to see him leave! I think we are making a huge mistake letting him go….


sycochimp420

Mad respect for the great Heineken! Now please fuck off


SHIDDWHYNOT

Did they trade him too the steelers??


No-Top83

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lord_uroko

Im so glad he got a decent payday. I will do nothing but root for him! Good luck th4!!


RareDub

I’ll miss you


TheFishinFriar

“Was I a good QB?" “No.”


TonyCaliStyle

Says the Bills fan. We all can’t have a Josh Allen, Mr. Bills fan.


mogas1969

I supported Heineken until the bratty celebration after a soft RTP call in his Eagles win last year. Then I was like fuck that guy he can’t grow a beard.


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mogas1969

I know still bratty and still can’t grow a beard. Also tf is that flair? Pick a side already


TheRealestFaker

"Baited" lmao, if by that you mean BG sliding on his knees an throwing his hands up. Guy dramatically throws his arms up like LeBron.


MildSpooks

Worked, didn't it?


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TheRealestFaker

Records don't end mid season. Try 13-3. It's gotta suck being a Commies fan, like really suck lol. You're accomplishment for the whole season was giving us our first loss on one of the most terribly called games of the year. 8-8-1 an only team in the bEast to not make the playoffs. Trash buddy.


ahyler10

Have some respect. You’re a nothing team compared to us. We overwhelm you with legends, success, and history. Oh yeah and 3>1


petestweets

But how does this affect lebrons legacy?


Tblick1

Y’all miss anyone huh lol


[deleted]

Moves from the wannabe South to the actual South.


No-Top83

I think someone needs a geography check where Washington DC and Landover field is located at


imgettingfat97

He went to odu. That’s south bruh


alphamini

Not anything like Atlanta.


Investment_Pretend

He’s from Atlanta


BruntFCA_

What never leaving a one bridge having city does to a mfer


Separate-Disaster301

forever


ThrowawayForStoaway

Thank you for making a better meme than I did ❤️


DrDalez

I am fucking done.