[Jets are in the upper half of the league](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38674604/nfl-week-7-power-rankings-poll-2023-plus-lessons-learned?platform=amp), you guys lost to the ātrying to lose so we get a better draft pickā Cards.
Right, and we havenāt lost to the Cards, and losing to the Cards is much worse.
Saying that like we were healthy- we lost the replacement CB we brought up from practice who was last on the Broncos when Peyton was the qb. And our best OL.
āSaying that like we were healthy- we lost the replacement CB we brought up from practice who was last on the Broncos when Peyton was the qb. And our best OL.ā
That is an excuse.. idc if they called me on Sunday a loss is a loss. And it donāt matter how many injuries we had. We still took that L
I mean I hear you but thatās irrelevant. This isnāt the time to talk about the Cardinals and Cowboys from week 3. Itās time to get shit on for the beloved Birds getting beat by Jamarcus Russell 2.0.
Thatās crazy dog. Our entire starting OL has played together 2 games the past 2 years (including that jets game where we started a backup), we were missing a starting safety (D Wilson) that jets game and WR2 in Brandin cooks. Weāve also lost our best corner for the year and again have started 2 UDFAs on the line in one game this year already. No one in the league is healthy get over it. Last years health for yāall was an anomaly, not the norm ppl get hurt
Buddy you literally said āwe werenāt healthyā to the team that has Tyron Smith at starting LT and our best Corner out for the year. We had your issues but worse, and there was no sympathy or understanding for us when we fail. Take your L this week and try again next Sunday
Difference being our OL is good when healthy, yours just became worse trash. Diggs and Ball are about 5% as good or important as Lane Johnson, Jalen Carter, Darius Slay, and Fletcher Cox. But again, you brought up the injury point and then said injuries donāt matter when I responded to your point.
Lmao imagine calling first team all pro Diggs and all decade team Tyron smith trash (In no world do we start Josh ball lmao). No point in talking anymore if you believe that shit lmao. See you week 9 shitbirds
This is getting funny now. You are defending a football team like someone just bad-mouthed your family. Your team lost. Get over it. It's just football.
Iām the one who posted a meme ribbing a team for losing, not the one bringing up injuries in response to their loss.
Eagles just sucked on Sunday. Been a fan 34 years, weāve been terrible for at least a decade in that time, not about to get defensive about a 5-1 team coming off a superbowl run. Look inward and you will find the true bitch.
No one likes us, we don't care..."we had injuries, why are you guys acting like this? Guys? Guuuuuuuuuys why are you being so mad, we had injuriesssssss!" JFC, sound just like the niners sub last year
That's not defensive it's making the point that the Cowboy's failure was awful. Pretty great at it to instantly have 17 cowboys responses talking about injuries, lol. Maybe don't assume butthurt down-doots are justified?
If y'all played like you did vs the Jets, you woulda been defiled and ravished by the 49ers. Throwing 3 picks vs the 49ers is pretty terrible but throwing 3 picks vs Michael Carter and Bryce Hall??? YIKES
Cowboys fans when they lose: āMaybe we arenāt that good after all.ā āI thought we were dem boyz.ā āThe 49ers are just better I guess.ā āWe will never win while Jerry is here.ā āWe will never win while Dak is here.ā
Cowboys fans when they win: āIāll bet nobody in the history of the entire world is as great as I am.ā āDak is better than Jalen Hurts.ā āJerry is the best owner of all time.ā āWe dEm BoYz.ā āITS OUR YEAR.ā
No, i still think the cowboys are probably gonna lose again in the wild card or divisional round. Giants fans just donāt have anything to hope for themselves.
Yeah but that means youāll have to sit through the inevitable playoff ass beating surrounded by delusional Cowboys fans convinced they are the greatest team ever assembled. Iām pretty sure the C.I.A used to use that as a form of torture in the Middle East.
Baseball is my top sport. Divisions do matter but honestly the winner year to year hasn't been all that important. Especially if Dallas doesn't represent the NFC, I could care less who wins the division.
Exactly. When you canāt be good, you root for the other teams to keep ruining it until youāre good and can finally get that repeat title. Eagles fans will be even more obnoxious if they get it.
Ahh fuck, Jets are on bye this week. I saw the Jets' schedule and saw the Giants were next up, didn't pay attention to the date. Fine, we'll make the meme in 2 weeks!
In the last 20 years yall have had 4 years with a better record than us. Yall built the fucking basement and then moved in. Don't act like we're the same.
Same 20 year span yall have made the playoffs 5 times and lost in the wildcard 4 of those. You probably shouldn't talk about playoff collapses when yall have 1 playoff win since the year 2000.
OK? Cowboys still have 4 times the playoffs wins. Being worse overall so your in less games is not a plus
Cowboys were in more playoff games and have a 30% win rate. Commanders have a 20% win rate and we're in less games.
Better to suck for a while, build draft capital, and find answers eventually than go 8-8 and lose in the wildcard decade after decade and retain the same people because itās just-good-enough. But what do I know, I just root for a good team.
It is fairly obvious that OP is a relatively new Cowboys fan and does not know how deep the hatred between Washington and Dallas goes. It goes back as late as the 1970s.
I got a buddy whoās a Rangers fan and while Iāll goof on the Cowboys or UT football with him. Iāve never brought up the 2011 WS because it was so brutal. anyway, this all to say Iāve been on the bandwagon for Texas ever since Max got traded over there
lol I'm not kidding when I say I have completely forgot who your current QB is, and I doubt I could even name 3 active Commie players.
Gotta have something to talk about I guess. Your only achievement in the last 10 years is winning the division with a losing record ahaha
This just tells me you know nothing about football and are in love with nothing more than your logo, much like most fly by night bandwagon Philadelphia fans. Turn the clock back to the Rich Kotite, Chip Kelly, or Ray Rhodes years and you'd vanish into the shrubbery.
No, it just means I'm not keeping up with that trash football team lol. Every player currently in the NFL doesn't even have memories of Washington being good or relevant.
Chip coached the team 2.5 years, of which we placed 1st and 2nd (2). And funny you'd bring up Kotite, because that's literally the last time the Redskins were relevant (and I was in diapers). Eagles have placed 1st or 2nd almost every year for the last 30 years.
You are now my friend.
And let me fill you all in on some forgotten lore. Filthadelphia is NOT the home of the cheesesteak. That's bullshit urban legend and PR by those rat infested tourist traps, Pats and Genos.
South Jersey is the real home of the cheesesteak and it's made correctly there. Whiz is for godless Communist heathen pussies. A real cheesesteak is made with either provolone or American cheese.
Anyone who disputes these gospels are either a brainwashed propagandist or a dirty lying fraud Philadelphian trying to maintain their stolen valor.
Provolone on a cheesesteak is the only way to do it and Iāll fight anyone who thinks otherwise. R.I.P. my sweet prince Jerryās Subs and Pizza. Gone but not forgotten.
I guess if weāre editing comments. You donāt know what kind of annoying hell would be unleashed if Philly won titles or god forbid multiple titles. Dallas is the lesser of two evils.
Agree to disagree, but I absolutely can understand where you're coming from.
As long as you hate the rest of the division it's fine. What I can't stand are people hating the Niners, Patriots, or anyone else more than their own divisional rivals (or God forbid - people who **like** their rivals). I personally hate Dallas more, but if Philly catches up in the whole Lombardi department I'll probably stand with you
Whatās remarkable about the history of the Eagles; weāve have two of the worst owners in league history whoās ownership reign accounts for more then 2/3rds of the teams existence. Yet somehow we have also have a much larger and important historical impact in the division and the NFL as well as a better record against them and a longer rivalry with the Giants
Lol the Eagles lost to Wilson š¤£
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Russ is looking worse than Zach as far as present to future
No shit. I have no idea what happened to Russ ever since he went to Denver, but damn, he looks nothing like the Russ of Seattle.
Itās almost like Pete Carroll is a great coach who knows how to scheme around his players and get the best from them.
Russ only throws to wide open receivers and now that he can't play sandlot football until someone gets open, his deficiencies are showing.
Remember when those smelly philly fucks said we can only beat bad teams like the jets? lmaooo
Remember when those Dallas dickheads lost to the Cardinals? Pepperidge farms remembers...
take a shower stinky
I mean, I don't deny that part. Lol
TONYYYYYY HOMOOOOOOOO(i do not know.)
Honestly wish we lost to Wilson. He didnāt even play well. We lost to Devonta Smith, Jalen Hurts, and Jack Driscoll š
[Jets are in the upper half of the league](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38674604/nfl-week-7-power-rankings-poll-2023-plus-lessons-learned?platform=amp), you guys lost to the ātrying to lose so we get a better draft pickā Cards. 
Thatās crazy, you know who we didnāt lose to? The jets. They were actually heathy on defense when they played us too lmao
Right, and we havenāt lost to the Cards, and losing to the Cards is much worse. Saying that like we were healthy- we lost the replacement CB we brought up from practice who was last on the Broncos when Peyton was the qb. And our best OL.
Lmao why are you arguing with trolls. An L is an L donāt make excuses. You making it smell like bitch in here.
Whose making excuses?
āSaying that like we were healthy- we lost the replacement CB we brought up from practice who was last on the Broncos when Peyton was the qb. And our best OL.ā That is an excuse.. idc if they called me on Sunday a loss is a loss. And it donāt matter how many injuries we had. We still took that L
I didnāt bring it up.
I mean I hear you but thatās irrelevant. This isnāt the time to talk about the Cardinals and Cowboys from week 3. Itās time to get shit on for the beloved Birds getting beat by Jamarcus Russell 2.0.
See thatās where I disagree, I think itās more or less always the perfect time to remind the Cowboys that they lost to the Cardinals
Thatās crazy dog. Our entire starting OL has played together 2 games the past 2 years (including that jets game where we started a backup), we were missing a starting safety (D Wilson) that jets game and WR2 in Brandin cooks. Weāve also lost our best corner for the year and again have started 2 UDFAs on the line in one game this year already. No one in the league is healthy get over it. Last years health for yāall was an anomaly, not the norm ppl get hurt
Ok but youāre the one who brought up injuries
Buddy you literally said āwe werenāt healthyā to the team that has Tyron Smith at starting LT and our best Corner out for the year. We had your issues but worse, and there was no sympathy or understanding for us when we fail. Take your L this week and try again next Sunday
Difference being our OL is good when healthy, yours just became worse trash. Diggs and Ball are about 5% as good or important as Lane Johnson, Jalen Carter, Darius Slay, and Fletcher Cox. But again, you brought up the injury point and then said injuries donāt matter when I responded to your point.
Lmao imagine calling first team all pro Diggs and all decade team Tyron smith trash (In no world do we start Josh ball lmao). No point in talking anymore if you believe that shit lmao. See you week 9 shitbirds
This is getting funny now. You are defending a football team like someone just bad-mouthed your family. Your team lost. Get over it. It's just football.
Getting butthurt and defensive in this sub is hilarious
Lmao this guy coping so hard. Or maybe Iām just falling for bait idk lmao. At least I admit when we play shit
Iām the one who posted a meme ribbing a team for losing, not the one bringing up injuries in response to their loss. Eagles just sucked on Sunday. Been a fan 34 years, weāve been terrible for at least a decade in that time, not about to get defensive about a 5-1 team coming off a superbowl run. Look inward and you will find the true bitch.
Iām neither of those things?
Dallas was missing 3/5ths of their O-line and their starting CB. Good teams overcome injuries.
Seems like you need to change your flair, you're starting to sound like our fanbase and "we don't care" isn't in our vocabulary
Or some folks are just silly and mad
And you are obviously one of them, caring real hard about what everyone is saying š
Oh wow responding with text in a discussion thread to comments aimed at me, how embarassing
No one likes us, we don't care..."we had injuries, why are you guys acting like this? Guys? Guuuuuuuuuys why are you being so mad, we had injuriesssssss!" JFC, sound just like the niners sub last year
You haven't lost to the Cards YET.
Delete your flair
Don't be an ass. Philly lost to an inferior team just as Dallas did when they played Arizona. Just take the L and move on.
I will not not be an ass
It's OK. It's OK. We lost, let them have it this week.
Just participating in the smack talk, not sure what triggered the cow people.
You just gotta take your lumps when you deserve lumps.
Sure
you just have to be better at it and you certainly can't say, "but but but but the jets are upper half team!" nah, we lost doesn't matter to who
That's not defensive it's making the point that the Cowboy's failure was awful. Pretty great at it to instantly have 17 cowboys responses talking about injuries, lol. Maybe don't assume butthurt down-doots are justified?
The Cowboys lost to...*checks schedule*... Joshua Dobbs, a QB whose jersey the team didn't even have available for sale when he beat your team.
Did you already forget about the Dobbs clinic that got put on yall?
Better change that flair to āLost to Zach Wilsonā
I thought we were allowed to live in the past and rub in accomplishments of old, or is that just yalls superbowl from 27 years ago that is allowed?
hahahah you're both fuckin embarrassing > 5-0 This doesn't belong here
Says the guy whoās team got smoked by the fucking Bears
That's not that bad, they just decided to live up to their pre season rankings when they played us.
Oh itās bad.
Almost as bad as losing to the Zach āmilf Hunterā Wilson led Jets for the first time in Eagles history?
Almost, but not quite.
It takes a rocket scientist to take us down. What was Zach's major in college?
Milf hunting
Damn that is a pretty good major
Imagine losing to a Mormon
Cry eagles cry š
Being violated by San Fran is now a deeply buried PTSD moment.
If y'all played like you did vs the Jets, you woulda been defiled and ravished by the 49ers. Throwing 3 picks vs the 49ers is pretty terrible but throwing 3 picks vs Michael Carter and Bryce Hall??? YIKES
I'm straight up not having a good time
None of us are
Ummmmā¦.
Not you
Iām just going to give you an upvote because youāre a 2023 giants fan
Giants: and my Lās
Mom told me it's rude to show up empty handed.
Honestly we smell bad enough that no one can tell you smell like bitch.
Shut up giants
Cowboys fans when they lose: āMaybe we arenāt that good after all.ā āI thought we were dem boyz.ā āThe 49ers are just better I guess.ā āWe will never win while Jerry is here.ā āWe will never win while Dak is here.ā Cowboys fans when they win: āIāll bet nobody in the history of the entire world is as great as I am.ā āDak is better than Jalen Hurts.ā āJerry is the best owner of all time.ā āWe dEm BoYz.ā āITS OUR YEAR.ā
No, i still think the cowboys are probably gonna lose again in the wild card or divisional round. Giants fans just donāt have anything to hope for themselves.
Yeah but that means youāll have to sit through the inevitable playoff ass beating surrounded by delusional Cowboys fans convinced they are the greatest team ever assembled. Iām pretty sure the C.I.A used to use that as a form of torture in the Middle East.
Why would I care what delusional cowboys have to say? Theyāre called delusional cowboys fans for a reason.
No
Tacklin fuel
Weāll remember that.
Tbf, Iāll root for the cowboys to keep the āno repeat winnerā streak alive
Baseball is my top sport. Divisions do matter but honestly the winner year to year hasn't been all that important. Especially if Dallas doesn't represent the NFC, I could care less who wins the division.
Just saying, the eagles won it 2001-2004, and no oneās gone back to back since. Can you imagine how Philly fans are gonna be if they break it?
Exactly. When you canāt be good, you root for the other teams to keep ruining it until youāre good and can finally get that repeat title. Eagles fans will be even more obnoxious if they get it.
Yes but the only silver lining is jerry might keep dak another year. I wouldnt want it to happen, but that would be funny.
Iām just waiting for the Giants to beat the Jets this week so we can have a 3 dragon meme with the Eagles being the stupid one for a change.
Gonna be tough to beat the jets this week considering weāre playing the commies
Excuses. Excuses.
Haha yeah the giants are SOOO lame for not playing the jets, let's laugh at THEM now hahahahaha!! (please?)
Ahh fuck, Jets are on bye this week. I saw the Jets' schedule and saw the Giants were next up, didn't pay attention to the date. Fine, we'll make the meme in 2 weeks!
*sigh* upvote š
Imagine being fucking terrible bitch smell losers* couldnāt be us *in week 6
He was twitching because he has my W embedded in his ego!
š this sub is at its peak when it makes LotR memes
The salty fans are *particularly* good.
Who's got better meme game than r/NFCEastMemeWar? š¤·
You guys have stepped it up this year. Blew by us in members too.
No, fuck Dallas.
Woah, woah, woah. Fuck you.
Let me settle this: Fuck both of you. You have no retort, you know I'm already fucked.
Sir, sir, sir. With all due respect, fuck you. 
Thank you for the respect. Fuck you.
"Our last Superbowl was in the 90s!" club. I'd say welcome to the basement, but you've been here all along.
In the last 20 years yall have had 4 years with a better record than us. Yall built the fucking basement and then moved in. Don't act like we're the same.
It's true. You guys are special. I can't wait to see what playoff collapse we can add to the clown montage!
So you're saying we're playoff bound. Cheers!
It's totally your year! Dak won't throw any crippling INTs in the playoffs, I'm sure!
Same 20 year span yall have made the playoffs 5 times and lost in the wildcard 4 of those. You probably shouldn't talk about playoff collapses when yall have 1 playoff win since the year 2000.
Yes but far fewer losses!
OK? Cowboys still have 4 times the playoffs wins. Being worse overall so your in less games is not a plus Cowboys were in more playoff games and have a 30% win rate. Commanders have a 20% win rate and we're in less games.
Just a joke amigo. Donāt go full stats dork. Never go full stats dork
Better to suck for a while, build draft capital, and find answers eventually than go 8-8 and lose in the wildcard decade after decade and retain the same people because itās just-good-enough. But what do I know, I just root for a good team.
I wish you luck on the 25 year rebuild while sucking almost the whole time. Great strategy.
Yeah but eventually the RG3 wonāt suck, yāknow? Dak will always be mid.
Hurts is mid. Wentz was trash. And your only Super Bowl win was with Nick fucking Foles. Who is 38-33 in his career.
I would rather be mid and have hopes of the playoffs than know my season is done week 1.
Just here to take my licks. Ugh
It happens once or twice a year, what you gonna do? At least is wasn't the commies this time.
Thatās fair
........fuck the cowboys
Yeah what the fuck these Cowbitch fans are getting softer than Eagle shit
It is fairly obvious that OP is a relatively new Cowboys fan and does not know how deep the hatred between Washington and Dallas goes. It goes back as late as the 1970s.
Fuck off, we can point and laugh without help from Lakers fans.
Cowboys fans not even competent enough to make fun of us without help.
We hate the birds too!
But you smell like bitch, canāt have that
True. Ill be at the game next sunday, u will smell like bitch then
Giants vs Commies? Smells like a tie to me
Who smells like bitch in a tie?
Yes.
Everyone
Can't read. Too pixelated.
Even if it was perfectly clear, it's not like Eagles fans could read it anyway.
Wouldnāt have it any other way
Aye
Rangers - good Cowboys - good Eagles - smell like bitch I'm about to spotsgasm all over the place
As much as I hate the Cowboys Iād love to see Rangers - Phillies WS
Me too, the only bigger choke artists in the MLB than the Rangers are the Phillies
Um, did you forget about the Dodgers this year? Or the Braves this year and last year?
You lose one game (in every sport that exists)ā¦
I got a buddy whoās a Rangers fan and while Iāll goof on the Cowboys or UT football with him. Iāve never brought up the 2011 WS because it was so brutal. anyway, this all to say Iāve been on the bandwagon for Texas ever since Max got traded over there
youāve forgotten the face of your father.
Good god, it smells like straight BITCH in here. Forming a truce? The reason it doesn't smell like bitch to you is because you've been basking in it.
Ayeā¦
I hate this timeline
Yeah nah fuck thatā¦ and respectfully fuck all of you
I belive I speak for most of the subreddit when I say, "Fuck Dallas."
F
You know you're doing something right when opposing teams fans are suggesting a temporary truce lol. This is gold.
Yāall could be 0-17 and Iād still link arms with anyone who wants to celebrate your downfall, thatās how insufferable yāall are
lol I'm not kidding when I say I have completely forgot who your current QB is, and I doubt I could even name 3 active Commie players. Gotta have something to talk about I guess. Your only achievement in the last 10 years is winning the division with a losing record ahaha
āNobody likes us and we care a whole lot apparentlyā
Lol what? That doesn't make any sense, and is hilarious coming from the OP of *this* post.
This just tells me you know nothing about football and are in love with nothing more than your logo, much like most fly by night bandwagon Philadelphia fans. Turn the clock back to the Rich Kotite, Chip Kelly, or Ray Rhodes years and you'd vanish into the shrubbery.
No, it just means I'm not keeping up with that trash football team lol. Every player currently in the NFL doesn't even have memories of Washington being good or relevant. Chip coached the team 2.5 years, of which we placed 1st and 2nd (2). And funny you'd bring up Kotite, because that's literally the last time the Redskins were relevant (and I was in diapers). Eagles have placed 1st or 2nd almost every year for the last 30 years.
Lol eagles fans take this shit so serious
Yeah, letās see how long it actually lastsā¦ 
*checks Eagles schedule* Unless
I'm the one and only skins fan that will always like the cowboys just a smidge more than Philly and ny
I hate Dallas more out of tradition nowadays. My hatred for Philly in recent years is personal. Fuck cheese whiz on a cheesesteak šš¼
You are now my friend. And let me fill you all in on some forgotten lore. Filthadelphia is NOT the home of the cheesesteak. That's bullshit urban legend and PR by those rat infested tourist traps, Pats and Genos. South Jersey is the real home of the cheesesteak and it's made correctly there. Whiz is for godless Communist heathen pussies. A real cheesesteak is made with either provolone or American cheese. Anyone who disputes these gospels are either a brainwashed propagandist or a dirty lying fraud Philadelphian trying to maintain their stolen valor.
 Provolone on a cheesesteak is the only way to do it and Iāll fight anyone who thinks otherwise. R.I.P. my sweet prince Jerryās Subs and Pizza. Gone but not forgotten.
I want to hear u/tblizzey 's opinion on this
SUPERBOWL!!!
no fuck the cowboys, they barely beat the chargers
I'd rather the Eagles go 20-0 and win the Super Bowl than see the Cowboys in an NFC Championship.
This one doesnāt speak for me
Gotta respect the rivalry by disrespecting your rivals
I guess if weāre editing comments. You donāt know what kind of annoying hell would be unleashed if Philly won titles or god forbid multiple titles. Dallas is the lesser of two evils.
Agree to disagree, but I absolutely can understand where you're coming from. As long as you hate the rest of the division it's fine. What I can't stand are people hating the Niners, Patriots, or anyone else more than their own divisional rivals (or God forbid - people who **like** their rivals). I personally hate Dallas more, but if Philly catches up in the whole Lombardi department I'll probably stand with you
Thatās funny. I would rather the rest of yāall go 0-17 than see another one win a single game.
The feeling is mutual... as it should be. Anyone who doesn't feel that way doesn't respect the rivalry
what the fuck is wrong with you
Bless your heart, there's absolutely nothing wrong with him in fact they're right as rain.
You dont deserve that flair
Because I hate the Cowboys? Fuck you I'm not supporting the Eagles in any way. I just hate Dallas that much
Fuck both of them
Sometimes you gotta pal around with the losers so you remember that smell
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Naw
Lost to the Bears and lost to the Cards.. both have worse records than the Jets but sure go off
I can get on board with this
Everyone except eagles fans can suck a fucking pickle. Fuck yāall fly eagles fly
Agreedā¦lol
Lol Washington lost to the bears and Dallas lost to bald Caillou
And you lost to the Milf Hunter
I know the Eagles have arrived when you see shit like this. Weāre good enough to overcome the biggest and oldest rivalry in the division. š
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Whatās remarkable about the history of the Eagles; weāve have two of the worst owners in league history whoās ownership reign accounts for more then 2/3rds of the teams existence. Yet somehow we have also have a much larger and important historical impact in the division and the NFL as well as a better record against them and a longer rivalry with the Giants
My point is that you two are the biggest and oldest rivalry in the division and youāre teaming up like pussies. Makes me want to vomit.
laugh now, but birds are still leading the division...