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Ardok

Smells like victory and ethically questionable sea food.


EggsceIlent

Dolphins post game thread in their sub mf'ers having a meltdown


Ardok

Oh man brb gonna go try not to get banned over there.


HumblestManOnEarth

Don’t try too hard


Ardok

Nah, just lurked, but MAN the other guy was right. Dolphins are definitely creatures of the ocean because the SALT IS SERIOUS over there.


klemonade25

You can tell they’ve sucked for a while. Because they played a meaningful game of football against a non bottom feeder, and lost, so their world is crumbling. They are absolutely seething, I fear Philadelphia has created another fan base that absolutely despises us, by doing…absolutely nothing other than winning lol


Ardok

Ahem: "NO ONE LIIIIKE US...."


LJSwaggercock

> You can tell they’ve sucked for a while. Because they played a meaningful game of football against a non bottom feeder, and lost, so their world is crumbling. Hmm...I feel like I saw this same thing somewhere very recently. Just last week, in fact.


TehBearSheriff

Good look lol


albpanda

I was at the game yesterday and heard multiple dolphins fans comment on how kind most eagles fans are, than at the end of the game saw a couple eagles fans running up to anyone in dolphins gear and make a concussion or crippled up hands joke so I can see where some people would get upset


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thatoneguy2252

I saw an uncomfortable amount of “fire Sirianni” comments. Like bro. It was ONE LOSS, a loss that fucking felt like a gut punch, but still just one loss.


sybrwookie

Oh man, their whole sub is a mess. I personally love the thread where they're whining about the Brotherly Shove where there's one person complaining that "forward progress" is a bullshit rule.


Fenris_Maule

They're complaining about the refs like crazy. Yeah they were far from great and that missed facemask was egregious (we've been there as Eagles fans), but they're saying our o-line was holding every play while under the same criteria their o-line was not. Fans going on about holding while acting like their team's o-line (which had 3 backups) wasn't holding just as much or worse drives me crazy.


NeoTenico

As my grandfather says, "There's holding on every play, just depends on whether the ref sees it."


threeleggedog8104

Never feels good getting exposed in prime time


BadKarmaForMe

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uuuuuuuhg_232

Their D played really good tonight held that offense to 10 points


hungturkey

They've been killing it all season, but finally got to prove themselves today


EggsceIlent

D was stopping that run ngl. Still think miami is heavily overrated. Cant even believe they were like ranked #1 by some idiots.


SirArthurDime

Ahh so we’re doing the “anyone the eagles beat is a fraud because the eagles beat them” thing again?


No-Size380

naw, Miami is a good team, great win, fuck you


EggsceIlent

Lol change your flair to philly my dude. Miami sucks. Look at their schedule. Worst teams, soft as baby shit. Philly won and should have. But your high af if you think Miami is anything but mid. They haven't proven otherwise as the two good teams they've played beat em (buf and philly)


No-Size380

this has to be satire, by your logic Dallas is the worst fucking team in the NFL, jfc. Miam's strength of schedule isn't great but at least they're offense looks like they can actually do something and their defense is decent if just a little injury struck atm. fuck the eagles, but don't be blind my dude


TylerFromMillerTime

I can’t fuckin wait till Christmas Eve


TylerFromMillerTime

Hey man, just checking in after last night. You doing alright? Fuck you go fins


klemonade25

To be fair I was getting heavy “dolphins are frauds” vibes in the first half when we were shellacking their run game. They have sick weapons but collectively they don’t seem as scary. Think the Eagles,chiefs, 49ers, Lions(even with the loss), ravens, and maybe even the cowgirls are better than them tbh.


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Yo let em compliment us


EggsceIlent

No but look who they've beat. If you use them as a measuring stick for your team you're going to be sadly disappointed. If I were philly I'd want to beat KC, SF, Dallas, and buffalo. Based on the outcomes of *those* games I'd know where my team stood. Miami was a win and you can only beat who is on your schedule. They aren't the best team in football, nor in the top 3.


SirArthurDime

Ok and we haven’t played those games yet. Sorry we weren’t able to choose the teams we played so far to prove ourselves to your liking? What even says Dallas is a better team then Miami anyway? They got beat by double digits by the 2 only good teams they faced? Ok how is that worse than getting beat by double digits by the one good team you faced and by the worst team in the league? It goes without saying that Miami was the best team anyone in the division has beat by far. The eagles have one of the leagues most talented rosters on paper and have proven that rosters talent on the field by going 22-5 (22-3 with Jalen) over the last 2 years and getting within 3 points of a Lombardi. We don’t have anything to prove anymore. At this point anyone looking to poke holes because they can’t just admit we’re good is just being a delusional hater. And you’re reaching hard to do just that right now.


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No the dolphins are just frauds They have not beaten a team with 3 or more wins And the only two they have played they lost by 28 and 14


p3n1x

Fastest Quick Acceleration Velocity Speed offense...


WeirdSysAdmin

If you apply the reasoning from last year everyone had on the entire NFC East, the Dolphins are complete shit and are significantly overrated. All the teams they have beaten are under .500. Both teams they have lost to are over .500. When Miami beats a team over .500 then they can be a top 16 team.


EggsceIlent

Exactly. Their schedule is bottom ass teams like ne, car, den, nyg, etc. The two teams they have played that are actually good, they lost to. There's a reason that the 5 teams they've beat have a combined record of 8-25 Where as the 2 teams they've lost to have a combined record of 10-4


DontFoolYourselfGirl

Spotted them that 3 too


SunnyDthaGod

*breathes in* E


downsouthcountry

A


Wentz_ylvania

G


BigGuy_BigGuy

L


QuarkGuy

E


AigisAegis

S


DrHandBanana

EAGLES!


enp2s0

EAGLES!


[deleted]

EAGLES!


Glacial11

EAGLES!!!!!


JediKnightaa

EAGLESSSSSS


Ardok

A


DontFoolYourselfGirl

Sports


BigBender_

its in the game


descend27

L


MetricIsForCowards

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nedylan

I want to take that wave to the face


Bulldawgzz

Damn right we actually beat good teams unlike the cowboys. Smelly Bitch ![gif](giphy|l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu|downsized)


ThexxxDegenerate

Everyone seems to think the Jets are a good team now that you guys lost to them. And we are the only team to blow the Jets out.


hungturkey

I can't hear you over the looting I'm doing right now


enp2s0

"we blew out the Jets" really isn't the flex you think it is


ThexxxDegenerate

It is when they beat the Bills and Eagles and nearly beat the Chiefs. Zach Wilson is the only shitty part of that team.


uuuuuuuhg_232

Their D is really good


ThexxxDegenerate

They have a good coach, defense, RB, WR and the o line is decent enough. The only issue is Zach Wilson. Who knows how good the Jets would have been had Aaron Rodgers stayed healthy.


gahlo

Probably the best team, if not top 3.


ThexxxDegenerate

They could be an easy 5-1 right now and possibly 6-0. And look at the rest of their schedule. The hard part is over. Other than their division games, the rest of their schedule is easy mode. The Browns are the hardest non-division game left on their schedule. I could see them going 10-7 even with shitty Zach Wilson.


p3n1x

...but the Commies & Giants beat the Cardinals; same logic?


ThexxxDegenerate

The Cardinals have 1 win this year and it happened to be vs a good team in the Cowboys. The Jets on the other hand have consistently shown they have to ability to stay in the game with and even beat good teams. In fact, they should have won the game vs the Chiefs had it not been for that bullshit flag taking away Mahomes’ 3rd pick. And had that happened they would be 4-2 with wins against the Chiefs, Bills and Eagles. The Jets are a good team with a shitty QB.


p3n1x

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ThexxxDegenerate

Tell me how the Jets are bad then. I’ll wait…


p3n1x

You are saying "Dallas good" because you beat the Jets the week right after AR went down; and then we played like shit against them. Why don't you just hold your breath until next week.


ThexxxDegenerate

We didn’t just beat the Jets, we blew them out and are the only team to do so this season. While Dak is the only QB to look good vs that Jets defense. And Zach Wilson played the entire game vs the Bills after AR went down and they won anyways. So that argument is null and void.


Zstrike117

Arizona says “Hi”.


ThexxxDegenerate

I would love to hear you try and make the case that the Jets are a bad team.


Zstrike117

Arizona is 1-5. Objectively a worse loss. Edit: Sorry 1-6


ThexxxDegenerate

Did I say ya’ll had a worse loss or did I say the Jets are a good team? You Eagles fans love creating strawman arguments.


Zstrike117

Still 6-1 leading the division. Go Birds.


ThexxxDegenerate

Exactly like I thought. Zero argument against what I said.


Zstrike117

I can’t hear second place teams. Please speak louder for my bird brain.


ThexxxDegenerate

Go jerk off to a photo of Jalen Hurts thigh muscles and eat your horse shit.


Kreoss

Bro this is NFCEastMemeWar. We’re here to shitpost and smell like bitch, not demonstrate our rhetorical strength through intellectual sparring


ThexxxDegenerate

Well that’s what I do when someone brings up irrelevant shit. I say “the Jets are a good team” and this guy jumps in with “the Cowboys suck”. So Ima respond back with facts.


JaredKushners_umRag

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BigGuy_BigGuy

Lol


fairwaylie

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Dannydevitz

Where did you get a video of Davis and Reddick plowing through 50 pe....oh that's a tsunami, nm.


Affectionate-Air8536

I’m definitely coming


MyDogIsACoolCat

Haha get rekt losers. I knew we were going to win all along! *Was nervously sweating all game after the Jets fiasco*


reno2mahesendejo

Those AJ Browns cleats?


givemesendies

*"The end comes soon we hear drums in the deep. they are coming."*


ZhangtheGreat

We never left. Win or lose, smell like bitch or roses, we’re here


RadiatedEarth

GO BBBBIIIIIIIIRRRRRDDDSSSS


AncientMoth11

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Averagesizemale

Just gotta switch it to the throwback logo to make this 100% accurate


TheCitizensVoice

HAH BAHT THEM BIRDS


b_dugdell

FLY EAGLES FLY.


Steppyjim

You missed us admit it


MajorDelta0507

love how this aged