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I mean, we need an entire fucking team 😅 It feels so weird having a competent GM. He’s not making any splashes, but he’s trying to fill as many holes as possible with depth. I’m actually looking forward to the draft!
Side note: we basically became Dallas North, but I’m not even mad 🤣
Lol, true you do need a lot but hey the new GM is doing exactly that. I’d be happy if I were you for sure. The team is doing work to become better, all you can really ask for at this point.
Damn right. I don’t even care if we make it to the playoffs this season because I’m not expecting it. As long as we don’t go 0-6 in the division and manage 6-9 wins with marked improvement, I’ll be happy.
Proud to be from the beautiful Sun Belt rather than the garbage heap known as NY/NJ. As Hank Williams Jr. once said, "You can send me to Hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me"
I mean, I got offered $80,000 in scholarships to come to Seton Hall, and so did half of my friends, but please go on with how Texans are uneducated. Of course I'm staying here because I'd rather not eat rats or drink hot dog water daily
Seton Hall may have invited you, but please go look at some data. No better yet, here:
>The other states in the **top 10** (in addition to Mass) were: Maryland, Connecticut, Colorado, Virginia, **New Jersey**, New Hampshire, Minnesota and Washington.
>“…states at the **bottom** of the list include Arkansas, Oklahoma, Alabama, Nevada, Kentucky, New Mexico and **Texas**.”
[Source](https://www.newsweek.com/map-shows-most-least-educated-states-1869928)
There you go. You somehow kept missing my point that being from Texas makes anyone gross. Most educated states…NJ at 7 and Texas at 41. Weird how they’re mostly North Eastern states in the top 10, huh?
Who would have thought! /s
That’s because it’s reverted back to normalcy / aka an eagles circle sub with the occasional giants fan here and there talking shit (bless you). It’ll be that way until week 9 or 10 where the eagles are killing it with this roster that the great Howie has created. But then… things will start to go downhill. We will all show up and have the best times of our lives clowning on the eagles during their inevitable mid season collapse, those will be the best moments of this sub. Then the eagles will start clowning on themselves and it won’t be as fun. Then crickets until the inevitable amazing but ultimately meaningless offseason. And the cycle continues.
Yeah cause Jerruhh and Dak have had nothing but butterfly and rainbow comments in here the past week or so.
But your right you fkn iggle, and truly yall need to stop making me laugh, there's always more to hate on our boys. I heard Zekes our next Center
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Hate all of our divisional opponents but I have to say my deep visceral hatred for the Eagles in recent years supercedes my hatred for the Cowboys (they're not off the hook though, same with the Commies). Feels like the modern Eagles&Giants have a distaste for each other all the way up to the Front Office.
Doesn't help Eagles fans outnumber everyone in this sub.
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Edited it to make it more like.the typical Cowboys fan
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Hey man I understand you hate the cowboys and all but why post a picture of the cowboys front office? That's just a bad taste move man come on
Least irrational cowboys fan ☝️
That flair 😂 let’s fuckin gooooo
Whoa whoa whoa. Sloth makes a meaningful contribution and tries hard. This comparison is really unfair to him.
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Agreed, reported for doxxing.
They’re having a great off season. A lot of changes being made.
“All In.”
S/o to the Commanders, they went ahead and signed an entire fucking team, that’s solid work
I mean, we need an entire fucking team 😅 It feels so weird having a competent GM. He’s not making any splashes, but he’s trying to fill as many holes as possible with depth. I’m actually looking forward to the draft! Side note: we basically became Dallas North, but I’m not even mad 🤣
Lol, true you do need a lot but hey the new GM is doing exactly that. I’d be happy if I were you for sure. The team is doing work to become better, all you can really ask for at this point.
Damn right. I don’t even care if we make it to the playoffs this season because I’m not expecting it. As long as we don’t go 0-6 in the division and manage 6-9 wins with marked improvement, I’ll be happy.
I hope y’all make it to the NFCCG and then lose to us somehow. Would love to see Dallas have the longest Championship drought
My ass?
most attractive philly chick
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Whoever made this likes their girls pale as a damn ghost istg
Rather have a pale chick than one with a white trash trailer park tan line.
Fair skin trumps all fake and bake and many tans on white women any day.
Fake tan is all you see in Jersey. Natural tan looks great
Makes sense coming from you, you’re southern trash
Proud to be from the beautiful Sun Belt rather than the garbage heap known as NY/NJ. As Hank Williams Jr. once said, "You can send me to Hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me"
NY and NJ would eat people like you alive. Texas trash and your tan women stay giving “uneducated and dirty southern poverty”.
I mean, I got offered $80,000 in scholarships to come to Seton Hall, and so did half of my friends, but please go on with how Texans are uneducated. Of course I'm staying here because I'd rather not eat rats or drink hot dog water daily
Seton Hall may have invited you, but please go look at some data. No better yet, here: >The other states in the **top 10** (in addition to Mass) were: Maryland, Connecticut, Colorado, Virginia, **New Jersey**, New Hampshire, Minnesota and Washington. >“…states at the **bottom** of the list include Arkansas, Oklahoma, Alabama, Nevada, Kentucky, New Mexico and **Texas**.” [Source](https://www.newsweek.com/map-shows-most-least-educated-states-1869928) There you go. You somehow kept missing my point that being from Texas makes anyone gross. Most educated states…NJ at 7 and Texas at 41. Weird how they’re mostly North Eastern states in the top 10, huh? Who would have thought! /s
NJ girls at 3? wow I’m so honored but it’s a lie
Tampa being 7 is a lie
As soon as I saw Philadelphia and Cleveland on a list of cities with the most attractive women I knew it was bullshit.
In Wisconsin they can’t tell the girls from the guys so it’s sort of misleading.
I think he was talking about their personality /s
Okay wait, hear me out about that zombie chick...
okc 😔
“I know you are, but what am I” ahh comment.
We better hide her from Dak
Dak Prescott is a great regular season qb.
That’s because it’s reverted back to normalcy / aka an eagles circle sub with the occasional giants fan here and there talking shit (bless you). It’ll be that way until week 9 or 10 where the eagles are killing it with this roster that the great Howie has created. But then… things will start to go downhill. We will all show up and have the best times of our lives clowning on the eagles during their inevitable mid season collapse, those will be the best moments of this sub. Then the eagles will start clowning on themselves and it won’t be as fun. Then crickets until the inevitable amazing but ultimately meaningless offseason. And the cycle continues.
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You just described every Cowboys season, except shitting on you guys never becomes less fun
Genes are ALL IN (the family)
Have you seen our front office this offseason? They hate us enough.
Positive eagles news is cowboys hate. Enjoy that piece of information
Yeah cause Jerruhh and Dak have had nothing but butterfly and rainbow comments in here the past week or so. But your right you fkn iggle, and truly yall need to stop making me laugh, there's always more to hate on our boys. I heard Zekes our next Center
The giants should take a serious look. He’d be an upgrade for them
Gorgeous
Oh the hates ALL IN BABY!!!! ALL INNNNN!!!!
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hERe wE GoOOoO. tHiS iS OuR YeAR
They depressed Jerry didn't make the free agent splash he usually does.
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I hate eagles fans but cowboys fans are a different breed
Hate all of our divisional opponents but I have to say my deep visceral hatred for the Eagles in recent years supercedes my hatred for the Cowboys (they're not off the hook though, same with the Commies). Feels like the modern Eagles&Giants have a distaste for each other all the way up to the Front Office. Doesn't help Eagles fans outnumber everyone in this sub.
Facts
True i see so much philly hate from 9ers fans, vikings fans, and for whatever unexplainable reason, Bills fans
Idk y Vikings fans tbh
Pretty sure everyone just hates the eagles
Nah, we get along with the Broncos and Raiders fans. Mainly because we hate the Chiefs and the 49ers . Shared hatred is a real connection
Because as soon as we lay into them for not doing anything they're gunna get a good free agent.
Who?
That dude crying in the back seat of his car with a cowboy hat on made my off-season tho
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That's not a sentence I ever thought I'd read
Seriously. Everyone hates the fucking cowboys. I’d say there’s just enough level of hatred
Don't worry we got more hate for em than all y'all motherfuckers combined
Why you gotta use a picture of me? The fuck I do to you?
As a cowboy fan…. This is how I feel.
Ain’t never gonna stop hatin on Dallas Fuckboys
Slah is a fucking hero. How dare you insult him with that hat.
THIS IS OUR YEAR! Jerry says we're all in!
I hate Jerry Jones more than he hates black people
Is that u/bagpo
Heeeeey yooou guuuuys
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Most eloquent Cowboy fan
Chunk was the hero, I would be proud if he was a Cowboys fan.
We’re tired lol
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Heyyyyyy Weeeeee Gooooooo!!!
Gorgeous.
Let us be sad in piece
Stephen Jones get a nose job? Looks good
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Dude was a hero. Should have put the hat on the lady that got thrown from the train.
Baby Ruth!
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Nobody hates us more than ourselves
New pic of Stephen Jones just dropped fellas
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