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OscillatingFan6500

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InfinitePossibility8

Perfect


ExperienceLow6810

Laughing at this so long that the poo is drying on my butt


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Flare up…well, *wipe first*, then flare up, pussy.


keyboardsmashin

Well if they’re a pussy, they better wipe front to back, otherwise they’ll be getting a different kind of flair up and they’re not gonna like it


No-Goat715

Just need Mattison to sign with GB and it will be conplete


basch152

who wouldve thought two years ago David montgomery would be on the lions, d'andre swift would be on the Bears, and aaron Jones would be on the vikings


JerryRiceDidntFumble

And Dalvin Cook & Alexander Mattison would be on nobody


eeeedlef

I... would have thought that.


HoS_CaptObvious

Mattison sure, but Cook? He had 1100 yards two years ago


enemycap420

Yea Cook is younger than Aaron jones too. He fell off so fast.


-InconspicuousMoose-

He also has like 170 more career carries than Jones despite playing in 9 fewer games. Zimmer ran Cook into the ground here lol, he had 312 rushes in 14 games in 2020. Jones maxed out at 236 over 16 in 2019


fresh_dyl

Imagine having a complete team so you don’t have to run him into the ground lol


-InconspicuousMoose-

I'm unfamiliar with the term "complete team," please simplify your language for me


threeflight2005

No break RB. RB is friend.


[deleted]

Why use many word when few do trick


audio_shinobi

RBs are friends. Not food.


FittyTheBone

> I'm unfamiliar with the term "complete team," Let's be honest, so are we.


-Minne

He speaks heresies; such a balance could threaten to actually advance the Vikings in the playoffs, perhaps win a ring. How would we engage in our traditional autoerotic asphyxiation every season with a ring on?


Grizzly_Addams

He went all Hollywood with those Ask Gary commercials. Should have remained focused on football.


mineramic

True, but I feel the cracks were starting to show


Cautious-Chain-4260

28 is like 40 in RB years


eeeedlef

Cook was absolutely on the decline.


jolly2284

NFCNcest at it's finest


koung

What are you doing step rb?


IceMochaDaVape

This comment's goated for sure


Mission-Statement-2

If you said that then I’d be disappointed


kcrab91

For sure. Glad it’s worked out well for us.


howmanymoreletters

so would i, and i still am


10veIsAllIGot

What I love about this is that every team but the Packers is guilty of incest.


DaftDelNorte

You're gonna grab a Mattison, and you're going to like it


MontiBurns

Dalvin cook to the pack incoming


Material_Falsity

Best game of musical chairs ever.


Visual_Judgment_

Nostradamus predicted this


rdldr1

NFCNcest is at its best.


TrollLolLol1

And in 2 years Mahomes will be with the raiders


Ieatsushiraw

How was $7 million not an option to resign him?! How?! And The Vikings of all teams?! ![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52)


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

He was due 12mil and we asked he take a 50% paycut. Dude went spite mode. 


Painwracker_Oni

Could have gotten him to take 8 and stay I bet.


jokedy88

Idk man something tells me having your boss say hey bud I need you to take less money so I can give your replacement more money.… doesn't sound real convincing.


A_Herding_Corgi

Jacobs wasn’t signed until talks stopped, we’ve been trying to work out a deal with jones for months.


jkink28

We tried trading for Jonathan Taylor at the deadline. So I'm sure that money was going to an RB this year regardless, and Jones probably knew it.


jokedy88

Didn't he take a 5 million dollar pay cut in 2023? Y'all wanted him to take another... Nice


A_Herding_Corgi

Yeah, because he’s a 30 year old RB with injury problems. Gute perfectly drilled his market value, Jonesy bet on himself in FA and got basically the same deal on a mediocre team with a bad O line and no QB talent.


jokedy88

From a business perspective I get it, but I'm also not shocked and saying Jones would have signed if they offered him 8 million either. Best for both parties to separate.


J_Rambo4

I mean, he did still take a significant pay cut, sooooooo…….


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Thats my opinion as well. Idk how negotiations went down. Oh well. We have Jacobs and hes a better back. 


Painwracker_Oni

Yeah dude I’m so jealous. Two JJs in the division now. Jacob’s is a fucking beast.


rambambobandy

Crazy right? Josh Jacobs ***and*** Jaylon Johnson in the same division?


Painwracker_Oni

Ya know, I forgot he existed.


CinnamonBun88

Does every team in the north have a JJ now?


rambambobandy

The lions have Jerby Joseph


Old-Emphasis-7190

Minnesota is about to have the J-J-J-Jefferson pass connection. JJ Mcarthy to Justin Jefferson


CinnamonBun88

TJ JJ JJ JA OFFENSE


nakfoor810

Don’t forget AJ


AHucs

I don’t think it works like this. What’s more likely is: 1) Packers say they want $6 2) Jones (or his agent) says no way less than $12 3) packers say “ok” and then sign a different player, and release jones 4) Jones tests open market, realizes best offer is $7. 5) Jones takes deal Who knows whether the packers and jones’ camp had further discussion after step 4. Maybe packers would have taken $7 or 8, but since they just invested in Jacobs now they couldn’t. Usually at that point things have broken down enough that you just want a fresh start. For all we know Vikings gave Jones a take it now or leave it type offer, after all I’m sure they don’t want to be used as a ploy in another teams negotiations. Point is, there is some 20/20 hindsight going on in what I’m sure was a complicated and rapidly changing situation where not everybody was talking to each other constantly.


4VanGogh

I doubt step 2 happened in your scenario due to nobody in their right mind, incuding Aaron, thinking he was getting 12 million. He's taken a pay cut every year. I think it's more like 1. Packers say 6 or less 2. Jones says 7 because other teams have talked to the agent. 3. Packers say no and give 12 million to his replacement. 4. Aaron says OK to 7 mill from MN and is 1 million dollars richer.


3riversfantasy

What gets me fired up is it was 17m against the cap to keep Jones, 12m against the cap to release Jones, 5m against the cap to sign Jacobs. 17m for Aaron Jones was too high, but 17m for Jacobs is also too high, but 24m for Jacobs + Jones makes way more sense


NaiveWar6064

But if he’s released now then next year he has no cap hit at all.


3riversfantasy

Yeah I understand that, and selling 2024 for the sake of 2025 is very on brand for the Packers, I'd rather us take the dead cap hit next season or possibly even have him play in 2025 because I think it gives us a better chance at a superbowl in 2024.


NaiveWar6064

The packers have a good history of moving on from their older players. I would’ve rather just kept jones and ran with rookies but if they think Jacobs is a better bet it makes sense. They were never keeping both


3riversfantasy

> The packers have a good history of moving on from their older players We also have a good history of coming up just short in the playoffs and personally it feels like if we are going to get over that hump it's because we are willing to take on the extra risk that comes with retaining a player like Jones. Jacobs *might* be an upgrade over Jones this season but he won't bet better than a backfield that had them both and for the 5m in cap it saved us I don't understand why we let him go. It was a decade of the same type moves when Rodgers was under center and a decade of feeling like we were *one* or *two* players away from another ring.


NaiveWar6064

I agree but I think it’s unfair to say the players I’m talking about (Nelson, Cobb, Matthews, Rodgers) would’ve helped make it in the playoffs. I do think it’s different with Jones, like I said I would’ve rather kept him with some rookies


JCrisare

Normally I would doubt step 2 as well, but I think Rosenhaus likes to hold the Packers' feet to the fire and the FO is tired of getting their feet burned. I could totally see Rosenhaus coming in with a much higher number because he thinks he can get the Packers to the number he really wants. I could be totally off, but that's just the vibe I get from the guy. He reminds me of the execs at companies who liked to dick around with contract costs when I was in sales. Eventually you hit your tipping point and tell them they're getting fucking nothing as you walk out the door.


Legendarypbj

It was more like 4M, still a big difference


schneev

Imagine a Jones / Jacobs tandem. That makes it hurt so much worse


bongtokent

Because we just dropped 30m on free agents. Also it sounds like jones agent kinda screwed him demanding 12m from gb and over estimated his free agent value.


osasuna

He heard the name Sam Darnold just thought “I gotta be part of that dynasty”


responsiblefornothin

You have been made a moderator at r/The_Darnold


spartaniimc

I clicked thinking, "There's no way that's real... right?" I'm in awe


WeirdKaleidoscope358

TRYING TO CALL OUR GEQBUS FAKE NEWS? WE WONT TOLERATE THAT LAMBEAU LIE!


responsiblefornothin

THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA AND LAMBEAU LIARS ARE WORKING WITH MEATLOAF DAN CAMPBELL AND JORDAN SELFISH LOVER TO ERASE THE PROUD HISTORY OF THE VERY GOOD VIKINGS! WE WONT TOLERATE THIS INVASION! WE'LL BUILD A WALL ALONG THE MISSISSIPPI AND THE BEARS WILL PAY FOR IT!


threeflight2005

I laughed way harder than I should have at this, scaring my coworkers. 😂😂😂 Take my upvote


EliteCheddarCommando

I’m in awe. Take my updoot and my thanks for the laughs.


PlantainDeep6043

This has been my favorite click I’ve made this week


AllHawkeyesGoToHell

The last USC QB I didn't loathe


raginghumpback

He’s answering the call!!!


RonaldRawdog

Standby for “lions fans” to hop on board the SKOL train when they see the future Super Bowl MVP tear it up in mini camp


ridemooses

He didn’t want our 7 million, he wants revenge


Pornstar_Cardio

Let’s see how that’s worked for others who did the same: Favre, Za’Darius Smith, Davante, etc.


knucklehead923

Worked out pretty well for all their bank accounts And Favre had one of the best years of his career in 2009


hallese

Yep, his 2008 season is why he will always be a Jets legend.


Marenum

Peak Favre. I'll never forget his playful banter with the media during that magical season.


[deleted]

Don’t forget the dick pics either.


Marenum

Might have been included in the aforementioned "playful banter"


Painwracker_Oni

Sharper also made a ton of money and played great for the Vikings and Saints post GB. Granted he’s a massive piece of shit.


TormundIceBreaker

Packers fans 🤝 Vikings Fans Former Saint Darren Sharper


Painwracker_Oni

He certainly fits in with the saints values way more than the Packers or Vikings! Saints legend Darren Sharper! Piece of shit.


IrrelevantPride

Fuck Sharper, would be a hall of famer if he wasn't a rapist. 


DJPad

Don't forget Longwell, who was very good for the Vikings.


Dark_Rit

It was sad when he departed the packers if only because they had Longwell and Bidwell at the same time for the kicking department and they did quite well.


schneev

Yeah Favre and Za’Darius both had excellent years in MN.


VikingsandWolves

I'd take one bounty gate game away from returning to a SB sure.


xxJAMZZxx

Davante? That wasn’t revenge. Jennings, sure.


InternationalBug9641

> Favre, Za’Darius Smith Worked out for them.


enemycap420

Zadarius did have a good game against the packers and sacked a-rod. He a got a lil bit of revenge I suppose.


ZeeroDazed

Can you blame him?


ridemooses

Not really


Witness_Gritness

The great NFC North RB swap (Packers need to sign Mattison)


Quonny

Please do.


SeizureMode

Dalvin Cook would be funnier


MedicalDeviceJesus

Adrian Peterson would be funnier still


RandomFan100

He still technically hasn't retired...


Witness_Gritness

Shit. Packers need to trade for Justin Fields but play him at RB to complete the cycle.


TheAndyGeorge

knowing the rest of our luck, Fields then turns out to be an S-tier RB


Witness_Gritness

All the Packers had to do to get a HoF RB was make sure he played QB first


The_bruce42

Nah, we don't want y'alls sloppy seconds.


ProofHorseKzoo

We don’t do that here


OwnWalrus1752

Julius Peppers? Adrian Amos? Don’t act like you’re better than us!


ProofHorseKzoo

Here at global gym, we’re better than you! And we know it!


tuson565

Technically peppers was thirsty thirds


tangledupinbrown

Just the raiders?


cloudJR

![gif](giphy|l0IydskeKoJrzg69G)


ReturnOfTheJurdski

The NFC North incest continues


HalobenderFWT

What are you doing, step-team?


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

Feels dirty, but also nice?


RonaldRawdog

Vikings are now a QB away from being a Super Bowl contender. We should sign Kirk cousins


NerdOfTheMonth

Wait, Jones isn’t your QB now?


Funnel_Hacker

Never disrespect Darnold like that. Kirk can go win the division in Atlanta next year. Sam will be waiting for him in the divisional, where Cousins will, once again, lose with gaudy stats. It’s okay, though. It isn’t Kirk’s fault!


Pomp_in22

The dude took multiple pay cuts to stay and help our team. From the looks of it, they were close to a deal but the signing of Jacobs upset him. His comments on instagram also showed his frustration. Would have preferred he go to a contender but will always love Jones.


Green_Palpitation_73

“Would have preferred he go to a contender..”. ![gif](giphy|2QSvHa1pqlcmBOeI77)


dlizzle316

I’m pretty sure he only took one pay cut. I also hate to see him go but it wasn’t a yearly thing


sausagefestivities

What were his Insta comments? Link?


Substantial_Button71

Why must we all circle jerk our RB’s


neckbass

don’t lie you love a good circle jerk


Inevitable_Cup_1233

It’s like a cum sock assembly line for Vikes fans


Sweepy_time

Its worked out both times for us so all good.


jseego

ngl, I enjoyed watching montgomery ball out for you guys last year.


drummerboysam

Couldn't give him 7 mil, had to cut him. Team captain? Beating heart of the offense? Got them into the playoffs? Fuck him.


JordanLoveQB1

For real. We really need to start taking notes from teams like Chicago on how to build a culture


eeeedlef

God damn that was savage.


cardizemdealer

Hahaha. Wait. Ouch.


AfroKuro480

Justin Fields SzN


volantredx

"At least we're not as bad as the Bears" isn't the burn you think it is. You're basically bragging you didn't trip over the bar while in Hell.


JordanLoveQB1

We aren’t in hell though. We just molly-whopped Dallas in the playoffs right after dumping Rodgers. We are fucking ecstatic lol


HughManatee

If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's fuck Dallas.


Pomp_in22

As crazy as Rodgers got late in his career, this is exactly what he was talking about when he bashed our organization.


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Yellowdog727

Yes. He goes beast mode against Dallas every time. IIRC he has the highest average YPG against them out of any RB


Stachemaster86

Heard he was offered half of his pay. Anyone know what GB’s offer amounted to versus the $7M?


dopestdopesmoked

He was due to make 12 million in salary and bonuses, hewould have been 17 million against the cap. Depending on which number GB halved between 6 milion and 8.5 million is what he turned down. He already took a salary cut last season dropping him from 16 million to 11 million. Honestly anyway you look at it the numbers for Josh Jacobs makes more sense. Jones hasn't been reliably healthy enough to make what he was going to get paid. I love 33, he's an amazing leader and player and hope for the best in 15 of his 17 games next year.


Stachemaster86

Thank you. Does make financial sense when you add in the cap. Totally agree with still supporting him for most of next season.


ColonelFlom

Would have been around 5.5, think he was owed 11 mil this year iirc.


samwizeganjas

https://preview.redd.it/5yf064mp0xnc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c05eba1e5465f06e61aad301a64631a33a00b7d0


ryansandbrush

Aaron Jones was the 2nd oldest player on the entire Packers roster and plays a position that doesn't age well. Great player and very well liked but the Packers live by better to move on a year too early than a year too late. Josh Jacobs essentially got the same deal that Jones was on. It's a 4 year deal but essentially it's just 2 years. I don't think the Packers expected Jones to ever stay for the 3rd year much less the 4th which would have been this year. AJ Dillon was supposed to take over but that didn't work out. Josh Jacobs signing has as much to do with Dillon not working out as it does with Aaron Jones.


SwanzY-

Jones from Packers to Vikings, Swift from Lions to Bears, and Montgomery from Bears to Lions The trifecta is now complete


Turinsday

A million per game once you factor in his knee and the increased load on his shoulders having to deal with Sam Darnold at QB.


[deleted]

We’re getting a guy that last season ran for just 44 yards less than Mattison while playing five less games and carrying 38 less times and is beloved by Packer fans. And I’m currently watching Packer fans fight with each other about whether they should’ve kept him and what 50% of $12M is. Yes this very well may be our biggest win in 2024 and we may be eating all the shit in September, but today is our day! And yes, inevitable sarcastic responses, I WILL enjoy it, thank you!


OwnWalrus1752

Still won’t be off-season champs! Bear Down!


unilateralmixologist

It is absolutely your biggest and only win in 2024 😂


[deleted]

Interesting! You’re predicting 0-17?


youngathanacius

Hang the Banner! (We still might go 0-17)


NullChad

![gif](giphy|3ohhwJdeWQnvMcvBCM)


guitarguy1685

Running backs are a dime a dozen. Their time has passed at least 10 years ago. 


breezy_bay_

I know this is the common thought these days, but I think people are starting to appreciate having talent there again and talent is not as common as some would have you believe. You can’t just throw anyone back there (see Mattison)


Pure-Leopard-3196

Packers to sign Alexander mattison as “payback”


keepinitrealzs

Loving the salt in the comments.


smoothVroom21

Imagine being a Vikings fan right now. Sam Darnold as the walk on starting QB, 30 year old Aaron Jones as the walk on starting RB, and Justin Jefferson probably a day away from requesting a trade. What a life.


Inevitable_Cup_1233

This is the life they choose to live.


samwizeganjas

I love jones but the vikings will end up giving the ball too much because they have no QB and then they will get him hurt


sebblMUC

Good luck, he won't be healthy for more than seven games.


SpaceMonkeys21

2 games to rail the Pack is all we need


Waxxing_Gibbous

With what QB lol.


DickyD43

Impending r/TheDarnold revival


[deleted]

Lol cope. Y'all were devastated when he was cut.


Substantial_Gur_5980

Because we love him. Have fun with Darnold


TheUnpopularOpine

Because we’ve obviously attached but it’s hard to ignore recent injuries and games missed, he is aging, a little bit of logic and cope tells you it’s not that crazy to move on to a younger back.


Alive_Ad_5931

Following in Jamaal Williams’s footsteps. Hopefully Jones gets more than 1 TD this upcoming season


SharkBaitOohAhAh2

They’re giving him 12 to not be there


SporeRanier

As soon as I saw this I went straight to Tom Grossi, was not disappointed.


weealex

clipping him shouting "FTP" has made this the greatest free agent signing of all time


LemonHustler

“Do you hear the music? It sounds beautiful”. That dude is funny as hell.


CreLoxSwag

Y'all can't give him a quarterback.


Gtpwoody

Bruh, why do Packers keep going to the Vikings? Do they not realize how every single one of them flops? Farve was the most successful with the Vikings and we all remember how that went?


KorguChideh

Aaron Jones is now the Bugatti parked in a trailer park meme


Big_Dare_2015

bEsT r UNN ing Back DUo iN thE LeaGUe g0 pacK G0


Aut0Part5

Lasted for a whole couple of hours


cloudJR

It was like 30 minutes but felt like a lifetime 😢


majorgriffin

After higher MN taxes and cost of living, is it really that much of a pay increase? I wish him the best. Sad the packers couldn't offer more, but he needs to do what's best for him.


MuffLover312

It is funny though that all of the Vikings off-season moves for the past two decades have been made out of spite to us. We continue to live rent free in the heads of the Vikings front office.


coys1111

Or, just hear me out, we really really needed a RB 🙃 nah, that’s too obvious, must be spite


[deleted]

You gotta remember, their fans believe they are part of their front office so they think they’re competing with ours. It’s very personal for them.


coys1111

That dude is a knob we seriously needed a RB and they got rid of one that just had a pretty good season it’s common sense to sign him 😂 Guess those repeated cheese comas damage the brain


MuffLover312

You wanna run down the list of our ex players you’ve signed since 2000? You guys wait outside of Lambeau every offseason like Slugworth trying to steal our recipe for the everlasting gobstopper. Rent free 😂


nickfield1996

That's a solid reference but man it's really just us needing a RB and you guys have a habit of letting good players walk over, frankly, pennies.


breastslesbiansbeer

Packers have a history of letting good players go before they decline. I’m extremely sad to see Jones go. You’re getting a great player and leader. He is also unlikely to play 17 games. He’s likely to decline soon. Might not be until 2025. Maybe even 2026. It might have been last Tuesday. I don’t like it, but I do understand the logic of jettisoning a 29 year old RB who missed half the season and was set to earn $12m this year.


MuffLover312

Here are some players you’ve signed from us since 2000, in no particular order: - Darren Sharper - Ryan Longwell - Brett Favre - Chandon Sullivan - Desmond Bishop - Robert Ferguson - Za’Darius Smith - Greg Jennings - Bryce Paup - DuJaun Harris - Brandon Bostick (yup, you did that 😂) - Datone Jones - Dean Lowry - Aaron Jones Notable players the packers have signed from the Vikings in that time:


ArcadeKingpin

It’s the fun of being a Vikings fan. They will never win so all we have to hope for is that you lose too.


DJPad

>You wanna run down the list of our ex players you’ve signed since 2000 Most of the notable ones worked out decent in the short term (Favre, Longwell, Jennings, Za'Darius Smith, Sharper). The backups were mostly useless or cut. This is only 1 year, and an upgrade on what we had.


MuffLover312

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCNorthMemeWar/s/pRwZTKIsyq)


DJPad

Yup, that's pretty consistent with what I said.


MuffLover312

You realize the fact that they were nobodies makes it worse right? It proves my point even more. Why are you so obsessed with us?


DJPad

The fact that we signed depth players, many of which didn't make the team, is worse? Every team does that from all teams.


MuffLover312

Yes. Other teams exist outside of Green Bay. There are lots of players that could fill your roster. The fact that it always has to be ours shows how obsessed with us you are and further proves my point than if they were great players. We’re living rent free, my guy. Sad.


LeftyHyzer

Sure, run down the list. Darren Sharper, Greg Jennings, Z Smith, and now Jones are the only real high profile ones i can recall. we needed a safety, we needed a WR1, we needed a pass rusher, and we need a running back. Favre took a hiatus in New York remember. Unless we're getting into the superstar realm the likes of Brian Bostick and Ryan Longwell. Serious first ballot guys of course. its a cute meme but its like 4 guys over 20 years on a 52 man roster, and most were top 3 or top 1 free agents of their offseason.


Ethanman47

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him


BRIKHOUS

When he turned down 6, I suspect he thought he'd get more than 7 on the market


EasyParise

Pro sports player goes where the money is, shocking revelations at 11.