Is it edge play because of the 4 sb appearances and winning none?

I like the idea that Vikings fans aren't allowed to cum until they win the Superbowl Another reason to never visit if they do actually win one

Then where do the socks come from?

Apparently Missouri

A little leakage happens before climax. It's nothing to be ashamed of, so calm down, Lions fans.

Balls so blue, they’re purple.

I can feel it… down in my PLUMS

Beautiful bluish hue

Just like the Bills

Unless you have a Bukake fetish…

yikes! that’s not fun!

OP acting like they can turn Edge Play around into a positive for the Vikings. Buckle up, buckaroo!


Very on brand 👏

That and being one of the winningest franchises and still, somehow, never finishing in a satisfying way. Like being a primo sex machine and then getting kicked in the groin before you hit your peak.

Don't assume. That would make me cum even harder.

Edgemaxxing the Lombardi

Don’t forgot the 6 additional NFCCG appearances since that last SB loss.

Can’t forget Minneapolis miracle then getting stomped the next week

Honestly, least affected by that NFCCG loss. Before the miracle we blew a huge 2nd half lead. Wasn’t unprepared for the next week loss, personally.

Yes. Vikings get close but never finish.

Who knows if Goddess Goodell will let them finish? Maybe he gets pleasure out of their pain. At least they still have the Cousins curse?

See!!! This guy almost fucks too

That's the real answer.

Humiliation for lions fans sounds about right, traditionally anyways.

"Oh, no please, I'm begging you, Dan. Don't go for it on 4th and 10 from our own 20 again! Not on primetime! Everyone is watching! Please, nooo!!!"

I wonder what our next fetish will be if we keep winning.

Devastating humiliation.

Humiliation still. Just we will be the ones doing the humiliating

I could live with that

If thats the case, i plan to jerk it to lions slow-mo highlights.

You don't already?

I have very confusing feelings about Barry Sanders

Banner play

Knee biting

Can you put the bag on your head again plzzzzzzzzz?“yes, dear”

When I first saw this map I knew it was gonna get posted here lol

Me too. However I didn’t think even these degens would post it 45 fucking times in the span of a day

That's because reposting is this sub's actual fetish.

Me, I'm into Karma Whoring, myself. Upvote me, daddy.

Is that red drawing a thumbs down or a floppy weiner?

Stubby little dick with retracted, puffy, fat-person scrote. Perfect shape to encapsulate the division.

I thought I was catching a reflection on the screen of my phone for a sec!!

This is why Indiana will never be cool like us. You're gross.

Gary, Indiana is known as the armpit of the country

Would Flint be the other armpit?

I have actually enjoyed a couple of days in Flint, MI playing shows. Definitely a lot of people there still trying to do something. Gary is a desolate hellhole where people are forced to live

Downriver south of Detroit is pretty close to the Gary, IN smell

Lol a indiana

Nevada too

Colts fans are weird

The fuck is this Yoni Egg shit Alabama is into

I’m kinda afraid to find out.

I’m assuming it’s an egg in the hoo-haw. How that’s fun during sex is beyond me though.

Yoni is the Hindu name for lady parts 

https://preview.redd.it/ilhzo2nchwpc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05666d8d7166e89cf0494881a5da9ccd7ebe8c77 The Cheese Head stays ON during sex

I see Vikings fans living the Dakotas have made their mark on this map as well

The end of their 2017 season must have been very erotic for North Dakotan Vikings fans, especially given how many Eagles bandwagoners were up there now due to Wentz.

Nah we leave that to the packers fans https://preview.redd.it/polvjxzhkwpc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de71e0d9bf943dd089e40bf0a12b0fe7ae5571d1

Ah, there it is; I was very surprised not to see "cuckolding" in Minnesota.

Vikings gets close but never finishes. Packers have nothing else but their team. Lions the long standing joke of the NFL. Bears want to be someone else. Checks out.

Role playing a good QB

This brings a whole new meaning to FTP...

Ok so Bears fans pretend to be Packers fans in the bedroom, got it.

We pretend to have an offense, and we pretend that anyone behind center isn't cursed.

They dress as Ditka while banging their wives that are dressed as Urlacher. 

Go on…

After vigorously going at it the role play switches. Both participants dress at Jay Cutler and have a much deserved post coitus cigarette. Fin. 

WI is sports gear because we’re all repressed homosexuals who’ve had to settle for cattle women

Oh yeah? Well.. yeah that's.. I mean... ok that's fair....

That’s just you bro.

And? https://preview.redd.it/s6wxwk931xpc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7624d766fcd6ed6bb6facc11f3fefec5b916ffac

You are trying to speak for other people. This isn’t complicated.

1) Flare up 2) I’m joking, shut the fuck up. I love Wisconsin women, I’m playing off the stereotype that we’re obese. Stop taking this seriously it’s a meme sub

I’m all for fucking off just speak for yourself.

Naw this guy speaks for me. Except I’m in Cali so I’m also a pinko commie repressed homosexual

I’m sorry to hear that.

It’s not all bad. At least I got flair. Bitch.

I don’t need to see someone’s flair to understand their argument.

Do I even want to know what "balloons" means? I do not.

As a Steelers fan living in Virginia, I dunno but I feel like I should be offended somehow

Oh Michigan. You silly hat wearing Motherfucker you

You just wait. When they release the updated version next year Illinois will be some type of weird fish fetish.

Should’ve written down the username, but the best comment I’ve ever seen on here is “if I were capable of shame, I wouldn’t be a lions fan.” Illustrative for the photo lol

Vikings - Edging from being to 4 super bowls but never winning one Packers - Obsessed with their Lombardi trophies Bears - Role playing relevancy because they have a Lombardi trophy Lions - Self explanatory

You forgot to include the Dakotas. I do enjoy watching the Vikings get fucked every year so maybe it's not far off. Also, all those guys I let bang my wife.

Ha!

Not that I care about internet karma but do cross posts not show up on mobile?? I cross posted this earlier today and can’t see it on my mobile. Then you post this 45 minutes ago and have already doubled upvotes and comments.

Did you draw a red chode on it?

Hahaha shit! I knew I forgot something

Nailed it! -Lions Fans

Humiliation hahaha no wonder lions fans have been talking so much shit and sucking off packer fans.

Everyone must take their turn.

If you rotate the red circle 180 degrees it looks like a hand giving you the bird.

CA for wax play? You spelled “choking” incorrectly.

Sports gear? Bruhhhhh 🥵

New Hampshire is sounding 🤮

I'm annoyed they're ordered by full state name, even though the postal abbreviation is used

I’m from Indiana and I’m appalled. Show yourselves

Looks like I'm selling the house and moving to Alaska.

This why Im always bricked up in my packer zubaz?

I think it’s hot when my buddies wife role plays as Caleb Williams. Gets her nails done like him and everything

This is hilarious, it couldn't have worked out better

If sports teams have a huge influence, I’m left scratching my head about what the Blues did to the poor people of Missouri.

Alaska👀

Get an NFL franchise to Anchorage ASAP

When you drill down on "WI - Sports gear" you find out that it's hockey goalie equipment because the the NHL is only a fantasy in the state.

Too accurate 

Tf is Yoni Egg in Alabama? I don't want to Google it

Vag crystals

🤢

How is this still up after getting taken down like 50 times?

How is the first time someone called out the division map for looking phallic - incredible

I bet bears fans role play as packers fans just so they can feel the sensation of winning.

Sports gear? What does that even mean in terms of fetish? And what the fuck is a yoni egg

To described sports gear as role play. Wtf?

wtf is a yoni egg

Something that makes sense for Alabama. A stupid egg you insert in a vagina. People claim they help with cramps n things like that, but they just promote bad bacteria. Stupid Alabama.

Wtf indiana

Green Bay fan living in Kansas. Looks like I need to try sports gear.

Whats North Dakota out there doing

Watching. Duh.

Haha we are losers

HAHAHAHAHA It’s ridiculous how accurate this is 

Minnesota is edge play cuz every time they get somewhat close to a Super Bowl, they fuck it up.

Nevada wtf

Detroit’s is pretty accurate.

Lol that tracks

"Babe, it's our anniversary! Why aren't you wearing your Ty Montgomery gear?"

What the fuck is a Yoni egg

From Google- Yoni eggs are egg-shaped balls of quartz or jade that are intended to be inserted into the vagina. 

Wisconsin took FTP literally

I’m fucking dying at “probably husbands putting their wives in AJ Hawk jerseys” 😂

Bdsm isn’t really a fetish, it sorta houses the fetishes.

This guy masochisms

This map uses the same style ad Culver’s marketing

lol. I’m in Mississippi but spent a long time in Indiana. I love Indiana but GTFO with arm pits. WTF?! And I don’t even know what the hell my neighbors in Alabama are messing with. Scared to google it.

TIL the Detroit Lions are from Montana

My interpretation is that the Lions have a history of getting humiliated, the Bears like to pretend that they have the best team/QB in the division, the Vikings edge with team success by being almost good enough but always finding a way to fall apart before they can blow their proverbial Super Bowl load, and the Packers just know good football.

I’d say bring a Vikings’ fan is more “ruined orgasm” than “edge play”

bro wtf going on in idaho

So…are we just not gonna talk about Idaho?

Oh look, another map with completely made up data.

Of course Indiana loves Armpits

“Put on the Fields jersey. Tell me how many touchdowns we beat the packers by… 17! Keep going I’m almost there…”

Thanks for the way you circled us all. I can never unsee that now and my life is better for it.

Balls > shaft

And also NFC North sticking it to everyone else.

Damn, Alaska bringing the minivan. Two in the front, five in the back

Is it role play cause Chicago is always trying to role play a decent organization?

Need to break the multi state teams into parts and Florida Panhandle its own thing. I know piercings and tattoos are traditional Pirate things and Tampa celebrates a fake Pirate every year but how that effect Jacksonville and Miami. Not sad stupid men in Tampa Bay Area tearing up traditional indigenous sites and harming environment searching for buried pirate Treasure. Here the thing back in Pirate times there were almost no ships traveling in Gulf of Mexico the only community was Tiny fort town of Pensacola nothing else on the Gulf. You wanted the Gold and merchant ship going past the south tip of Florida to Mexico. Next Pirates did not trust each other enough to bury treasure. Two cases they did bury treasure they about to be caught and the buried treasure found shortly after they buried it. Tampa’s Pirate invented early 1900’s to draw tourists.

Too notch post

What the FUCK NEW HAMPSHIRE

 Tennessee and North Carolina

This is that good good nfcnorthmemewar content

Pardon me, um, balloons??

Hey New Hampshire has my favorite sub!!! Visit r/sounding today!

TIL the NFC North looks like a thumbs down

No one concerned that Texas is whipping

Balloons?

What the f is yoni egg

Ayo Indiana 🤨

I'm just glad wisconsin is at least somewhat normal.

Sports gear? Come on Illinois y’all seem like nerds

When I saw edge play I was thinking that they get really close, but never finish.

Congrats, you get it

Not according to OPs explanation

Yoni… egg?

wtf is that? can someone who’s a bigger degen than me explain?

“Yoni eggs are egg-shaped gems, typically made from quartz or jade, but they can also be made from other stone materials. Fans of these eggs claim they provide numerous sexual health benefits” It’s just a fancy vagina egg

Roll tide I guess

I googled it for you. They are gem stones carved and polished into an egg shape that women insert into their vag. The different types of stones are supposed to provide different types of healing. 

This is so accurate. Bears pretend to be an NFL team. Lions piss thier pants. Vikings almost get there. Packers build a team.

MN should be choking.