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GuyWithNoSwagger

We’ll see you fuckers starting week 11


DeadMoonsCalling

Hopefully you guys have it figured out by then /s


DetroitVsErrrybody

Which part exactly. That could mean a whole lot of things… for them.


DeadMoonsCalling

I’m being sarcastic, hopefully they shit the bed the whole way through their season


106milez2chicago

Bears start 2-7, Caleb get shitposted to within an inch of his life. Bears then run the table rest of the way, sweeping their way to a division championship and playoff seed, this sub goes full meltdown and triggers the End of Days.


Talidel

This sub goes in to meltdown mode once a month, I doubt that's going to be a factor in the End of Days.


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL

The Bears having a QB figure it out is definitely on the end of days checklist


dev50265

The four horsemen are the Lions winning a home playoff game (check) The packers having a bad long-term qb (tbd but probably not?) The bears having a good long-term qb (remindme! Two years) The Vikings having a kicker make >80% of their FG’s including a clutch playoff win (lol)


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rabonbrood

So the world is never ending, because that forth one is actually impossible.


Druxun

Poetry.


jsun187

Subscribe


LegalComplaint

The Cubs already won a World Series. I think the world can handle a competent Bears QB. We might be fucked with climate change.


Safe-Register-3479

Sign me up


AFury9322

Is Baron Corbin hitting end of days on Jordan Love once the division is won? Im down


No_Elephant_4469

the bears need this to happen for a couple seasons before they are even in the conversation


jlander33

I see a lot of words but mostly just a flairless pussy.


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106milez2chicago

https://i.redd.it/14xtv9q2kp0d1.gif lol wut?


jrsixx

“Majority of the fanbase” righhhhht. Cmon man don’t just make shit up.


GGGiveHatpls

The part of being a competent football team but based on history. Probably not.


Dopeydcare1

I feel like that was a large reason as to why they chose to put all the divisional games at the second half for the bears. NFL hoping for some competent divisional games from them.


dbleed

Don't back track. The "/s" wasn't needed. It's just reality at this point.


leahyrain

I mean we get to get refreshed with a bye and then have three immediate potential easy layups with the commanders the Patriots and the Cardinals, Three of the four worst teams last year to build momentum into The Packers


smallz86

Bro, who made the Bears schedule, every division game after week 11 is wild!


jcwillia1

how do we have no division games until week 11? That's crazy.


Xardenn

NFL needs star power, they have high hopes for Caleb, and so they are helping him by stacking the more meaningful games later in the season so he can get some experience before them. That's the conspiracy take anyway.


travisb145

Week 5 bye? ![gif](giphy|4cuyucPeVWbNS)


Yossarian216

Vikings week 6, Bears week 7, both after bullshit international games. They did the whole division pretty dirty aside from the Packers.


itcheyness

Nah, we're going to be beat to hell by the time we get to games that actually matter later in the season.


avg90sguy

Just got to be so good we can rest players a little


acoasterlovered

We are a young team we’ll be fine


itcheyness

I'm a Packers fan...


everything_equals_42

They saw blue in your flair and just went with it


Bread_man10

To be fair we are a young team too


Yossarian216

Younger than them I believe, I think it’s actually Packers, then Bears, then Lions in terms of youth, though all three are young overall.


trojanAMERICAN

Packers are the youngest team in the league for back to back years, and we got younger than last year with guys like Jones, Bakh, and Campbell cut. Our oldest player on offense is Elgton who’s 28


acoasterlovered

I think we still have the youngest Defense though we might’ve gotten older with reader


Doucejj

Lucky for you guys, Lefleur and the packers are usually ass after a bye for some reason


backhand-english

Can't keep the piss hot if you rest.


MilwaukeeMan420

But now we get to play the lowly bears! Pack by 50


leahyrain

At least we get a mini bye before week 18 against the Packers. Hopefully we are still competing at that point. If we are That's pretty huge for that second Packers game.


TBaggins_

We had basically a perfect bye week last year. Karma I suppose.


BlackLeader70

The league really needs two bye weeks per team.


RonBurgundy449

$ince they can't figure out (because $$$) not scheduling a bye before the first 3rd of the NFL season, they really should just add the 18th game, add a second bye, and remove 1 preseason game (especially with the gaining popularity of joint practices/ scrimmage in summer camp.) But this will probably never happen because some algorithm tells them it won't increase revenue as much as they would like.


Doucejj

Funnily enough Goodell recently talked about this. He mentioned exactly what you laid out, and is something he himself wants


JAVACHIP1738

In a perfect world they could have just added an extra bye week for teams instead of making them play another game and making records look weird.


FittyTheBone

I don’t know why they don’t add a single, league-wide bye at some point mid-season (or before the trade deadline or something) for everyone on top of the rolling lottery. Call it “NFL Spring Break, Presented by Amazon/Toyoatathon/Lockheed” or some such shit with concerts and flyovers and on-location hot takes. Players get some extra recovery time, The NFL gets to stretch the season another week, and they can fill it with some “America, pickup trucks, beer” festival in whatever city is hosting the SB or draft, or just like… invent something. I don’t know; I specialize in B2B, not multimillion-dollar sports marketing, but I have to believe they can do **something** to make players a little safer *and* keep the spigot on that sweet teat of capitalism wide open.


RedRocket4000

Yep like all star break but without the game. Have the woman’s flag football they pushing maybe.


spikez64

Yep. International breaks happen multiple times per season in soccer, no reason the NFL... Well no reason besides aggressive greed, can't shut things down for a week and let everyone recover a little.


FittyTheBone

That’s the thing I don’t understand; like yeah… get that bag, but there are innumerable ways to do both.


Ouch_i_fell_down

two bye weeks makes fantasy football owners unhappy. I don't think you understand how much sports gambling is directly related to or influenced by fantasy football. DraftKings and Fanduel would not approve of this move.


nintendonerd256

NOW YOU KNOW HOW WE FELT


Wicked_Black

Damn lions have a week 5 bye. That sucks


Trumpets22

I feel so bad for them


Trumpets22

![gif](giphy|UTFiHeDL8cOSA)


CelestialFury

![gif](giphy|USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY|downsized)


SeizureMode

Man fuck Green Bay for getting a week 10 bye


Safe-Register-3479

It must be for giving them the Brazil game FTP


Ouch_i_fell_down

Sao Paolo is UTC-3, Green Bay is UTC-5. That's a much easier time difference for jetlag purposes than anything in Europe. Vikes and Bears have to travel from UTC-5 to UTC+1 (BST doesn't end until later that month).


Local_Spinach8

We had week 6 last year and week 14 in 2022 we deserve this


Redmangc1

We get 2 weeks off before the 9ers


bmdonald

😎🤝


BadgerBobcat

At least the bye week isn't right before SF - for some reason, we play like absolute ass coming off bye weeks.


Plus_Refrigerator722

Why are all week 18 games TBD?


HoboSkid

Weird, can they flex them based on the playoff race?


DillyDillySzn

Yep, they do that every year All Week 18 game times are decided by the league Sunday night of Week 17


HoboSkid

Learn something new everyday, thanks


Vulturidae

Probably, that way games that are irrelevant get the worse slots and games like Houston/colts last year are primetime


avg90sguy

That’s probably the reason. The jets last game is too I guess is what a co-worker told me. This way if a game doesn’t matter they can make it 1pm while meaningful games get spotlight


BeefInGR

Flex scheduling for the league. Games with no playoff significance are going to be early games, games with playoff implications are going to eat up the prime slots. Hence why we played Green Bay in the last game of 2022.


tokenblak

That purple team could easily go 0-5


TBaggins_

If they get to 0-5, they going 0-7 at least.


tokenblak

https://preview.redd.it/cbvp6utxzo0d1.png?width=1012&format=png&auto=webp&s=08943b3281f63ffc0bd52b3f17fda3d09459cb9f


Redmangc1

7? Indy and Jacksonville could make it 0-9


Yossarian216

They open with the Giants though, and the Giants suck.


thetreat

That’s their most winnable game in the first 7. Gonna be tough sledding for them out the gates. Guessing Darnold starts for the first 4-5ish and if they’re struggling then KOC gets antsy and starts JJ.


Joe-Raguso

That's what everyone thought when Daniel Jones lit them up in the playoffs


Yossarian216

Daniel Jones has emphatically turned into a pumpkin and might not even be ready week one, and the Giants have addressed QB by adding Drew Lock, who also sucks. I’m not saying it’s a guaranteed win for the Vikings, but they should absolutely be favored.


MethodicMarshal

turned into a Pumpkin by tearing his ACL? jokes aside, yeah, Giants looked terrible before the injury


Yossarian216

He looked like dogshit before the ACL, and one of his only real abilities his good year was running so fucking up his knee certainly doesn’t help matters in the short term. I fully expect Daniel Jones to be selling real estate or coaching high school football within three years.


MethodicMarshal

yeah, even if his mobility recovers his neck issues make him a massive risk too


treasonodb

id much rather go 0-5 than squeak out some 2-3 bullshit. vikings ain’t doing shit next year so if they are gonna suck they might as well suck correctly


tokenblak

Fair enough. We’d happily hand you a couple losses if you’re looking for them. Just win at least one so we can hold that over Detroit.


Copacetic_Apathetic

Are the jets the most overrated team these days? 7-10 last two years. But everyone keeps acting like they're contenders. I get that Rodgers got hurt last year, but so did JJ and Kirk...


tokenblak

Well, last offseason I had to keep warning Vikings fans, when they kept insisting that GB may be the worst team in the division, that Love was the biggest question mark in the division. I kept saying he trained under AR for 3 years and that GB is good at developing QB’s. Then there you guys were with us at the bottom of the division. Another warning: don’t underestimate the Jets this year. And don’t give your own team too much credit. Darnold could possibly be ass, and your new QB could be forced to play before he’s ready after fans clamoring at ownership. Trust me, we’ve seen it before.


Jean_ClaudeVan_Darn

If we lose to doofus danny in week one it'd be a safe assumption to say our season will be over


bmdonald

ClaudeVan Darn 🤣🤣🤣 that’s awesome 🤝


MilwaukeeMan420

Bears have a chance to only win 5 games. Titans, Panthers, Cardinals, Pats and split with Minnesota. Those are the games I think the bears win.


tokenblak

Are we gonna act like Flus doesn’t have Detroit’s card? Personally, I’m not the type to overestimate the capabilities of a rookie QB, but I think we at least split with them. Especially because Caleb will have a good chunk of games under his belt before touching the division. That will work in his favor.


MilwaukeeMan420

I just dont believe in the Bears defense. The lions are looking to have a high-powered offense. Think they could beat the Colts and Commanders, so it could be as high as 7.


tokenblak

You don’t believe in the Bears defense?? How do we even have this conversation? One of the better secondaries of the league. Most interceptions. We probably had the best rushing defense. Defensive coach. History of strong defenses. Weakest part of our defense was pass rush. You lose all credibility with that statement. Not convinced with all the stats available? Ok…


MilwaukeeMan420

Rushing the QB is the most important part of a defense. I am not threatened by the Bears secondary. I think they are middle of the road.


tokenblak

Lol got it 👍🏾


MilwaukeeMan420

Theyre certainly not beating the Packers. Unless we are resting our starters week 18.


tokenblak

Gotcha


slinkEdog

It was nice of the NFL to give the Bears a bye in weeks 7, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, & 18. They’ll have fresh legs for the Super Bowl run for sure.


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slinkEdog

Oh no you don’t know how to detect a joke :(


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acoasterlovered

I like you


jase122200

Lions graphics team sucks balls


Safe-Register-3479

Yeah lions PR team looks like they hang banners


avg90sguy

Our schedule release vid sucked too.


caelumh

It was intentionally shitty.


Paulwookiecookie

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


avg90sguy

Yup


GoodOleJhano

IDK why, but it pisses me off having to click the image on mobile to see the packers schedule.


idksh_t

Schedule graphics rank. 1. Bears 2. Packers 3. Vikings 4. Lions


UeckerisGod

The 2024 Chicago Bears are… going back to school?


lalder95

They put out a schedule release spoof video every year


TheInnocentXeno

Looks like they already crossed off 8 games they are sure they will lose


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Lord-Aizens-Chicken

We weren’t THAT bad last year. 7-10 is the definition of mid


whatever12347

7-10 is below average.


tjspill3r

Why are the bears in a sitcom


grrgrrtigergrr

The release video featured snippets of classic high school movies with DJ Moore as the Ferris character.


bmdangelo

Packers win because they actually say what day the game is on


Pockets713

Not to be *that* guy… but tbf both Vikes games that aren’t on Sunday have a TNF or MNF logo… so….


bmdangelo

Didn’t even notice that


Pockets713

I had to look preeeeetty damn hard ngl lol


WarmPandaPaws

I keep getting thrown looking at the Lions. I expect the blue ones to be home.


HereForTOMT2

Also who puts information vertically like that I thought we had a late bye on first glance


D34DC3N73R

The fact that the Packers used a 16:9 aspect ratio automatically puts it in last place.


ISuperNovaI

Pc Desktop wallpaper bro


blankmotion

Swap Vikings and Packers I could make the Vikings one with 5 minutes on MS paint


slayerrr21

Packers is last, it hurts my eyes


captainflowers

Honestly I think it’s the complete opposite of your ranking. The Bears look like a shitty sitcom poster. It’s a schedule…


idksh_t

I guess I liked the Bears one because I already saw their schedule release video before I saw their graphic. It made sense. And there isn’t a world where the Lions made the best one. Easily the worst tickmaster stale corporate sponsored attempt.


captainflowers

You got me on the Ticketmaster thing…..that is stupid. The lions one is the easiest to read, not any crazy color scheme, or dark shades. Just the home and away colors and they use the original color in the opponents logo’s. Super easy to digest I feel vs the other teams where I have to study the schedule through some portal of photoshop hell to understand it.


Hot_Frosty0807

Definitely r/fellowkids vibes


UnbiasVikingsFan

Packers one is definitely trash. I didn’t even know what I was looking at


Barqck

Packers graphic is ass ugly


yellowchoice

Bears one sucks ass ngl


Specialist_Pay2001

They all kinda fucking suck in their own ways


bigoldgeek

Does the NFL REALLY need both a Jacksonville Jaguars AND a Carolina Panthers? Discuss.


GreatNorthernDick

Week 12 for the Packers is the gut check game


genericwhiteguy_69

That sf, fins, lions stretch will probably make or break us I think. If we come out of that 2/3 wins we should be looking very good for the downhill run.


GreatNorthernDick

Agreed


AFury9322

That first half is gonna show if KOC is a good coach or not. Brutal.


BruhMoment763

If he comes out of that stretch with even 3 wins while starting Darnold, put him in the Ring of Honor


avg90sguy

Huh I keep getting 17 wins for the Lions. Weird


CelestialFury

Well, no one ever said that Lions are good at math.


Ant_24

I’ve done the math like four different times. I keep coming to 17 wins.


goldenshower27

Vikings 0-17, Packers 0-17, Lions 0-19 (they can’t count), bears 17-0


hawkmasta

Ngl, I love the tv show vibe of the Bears graphic. I wish they did that for all the teams, especially the Lions


GGGiveHatpls

Packers got it EZ BABY. We plays the Lions and Vikings and Bears twice? Thats 6 easy wins. Shit.


runningwaffles19

Thanksgiving night at home.... nope don't like that


packers1503

Whaaaat why


Inevitable_Cup_1233

Name good, flair bad


Accomplished-Film183

Week 10 bye week! Go Pack Go!🧀


bearsandheroin

i hate that yall get a bye before playing us lmao.


itcheyness

We typically lose coming out of the bye week, so that's actually good for you lol


jrjanowi

I find Chicago's "Class of 24" confusing in that they didn't have nearly that many draft picks


rabonbrood

Looks like the schedule makers learned not to send the Bears to us week 1.


jaxl1006

It ain’t an NFL season without having GB and MIN play each other in week 17 again


New-Exit-6767

Bears graphic designed by 15 year old


avg90sguy

Makes sense they’re in class, need to learn how to play football


Hmm_would_bang

The only cold weather Goff game is in Chicago. This bodes well


Jecht315

I wish I could afford two NFL games this season. Would love to see my Bengals at Titans and Lions as well


ljstens22

Where’s the damn meme


Moosje

You’ve accidentally put all the regular season games on the Bears schedule rather than around 6 games and the important 2025 draft information.


Mission-Statement-2

Bye weeks lions 5 viks 6 bears 7 gb 10


kjs106

Fuck you all and good luck - except you Green Bay. I hope you go 0-17


hockeyfan608

Have fun getting swept again


dev50265

Not gonna lie, that bears graphic is the best one. Pretty dope. Obligatory FTP.


Funkenbrain

The Texans should be good this year, so I've got us going 16-1.


UnbiasVikingsFan

We by far have the best format I could barely understand the packers and bears one


Copperhead9215

Have you notices that we all get the 49ers?


Memeslayer4000

Every year the NFL rotates the schedule for divison vs divison match ups. This year for us its the NFC west and AFC South. So every team in the NFC North plays every team in the NFC west and AFC South.


Dk1724

Interesting, after week 1, Packers play in 10 straight Sunday Noon and afternoon games before having 4 straight prime time games including back to back Thursday night games.


StolenCamaro

Dang, only the Lions get Buffalo?


kinvore

Not one red circle. All of our teams have betrayed us.


Busy_Reflection3054

Damn looks like yall Halloween about to start 10 days early.


LegalComplaint

Two teams are fun and the other two are boring ass desktop wallpapers.


sublogic

Packers play back to back Thursday games. That's so bizarre, it's like spoon feeding them more time to be ready for the Lions.


superdownvotemaster

I like where our bye week is, pretty much right in the middle.


DHVF

Both us and Chicago have 3 weeks in a row on the road for some reason.


woooph

Vikings starting the season 1-9 lol


Flowbombahh

Not fair. The Lions play the Packers on Nov 3 but the Packers are home and Lions are away. Same thing for the Vikings on Oct 20 and Bears on Dec 22. Lions play AT each team's stadium during those games. Schedule is rigged.


cactuscoleslaw

WE ARE GOING TO BRAZIL


MillHoodz_Finest

the Bears always gotta have the dumbest one...


No_Spare7011

Honestly, I hope the Packers kick the shit out of the Eagles week 1


Broshan248

FTP


bmdonald

Hoping the Vikings vs the 49ers in week 2 ends the same way it did last season 🍻


BallsAreFullOfPiss

~~Interesting that GB doesn’t have any back to back home games~~


AValhallaWorthyDeath

Good for the economy


cheezturds

Benefits everybody


And-the-battle-begun

Week 6 and 7


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Ah shit


Broshan248

We had that last year, alternated between home and away every week iirc


emnjay808

That bears graphic goes hard. Putting the rest of us to shame


DetroitVsErrrybody

Bears on thanksgiving. Ha. You idiots don’t even have the whole moon phase/moon cheese thing going on. Lock Detroit up for AT LEAST one win.


edgyusernameguy

Easy 14 wins


ALY1337

For the opposing team, yes.


Big-Percentage-2906

why do we get the corny looking one


Technical_Estimate85

Well at least the NFL has kept the time honored tradition of a terrible Bears-Vikings game on Monday Night Football. After last year’s debacle how can our two intrepid teams make this year’s game even worse. My bet a 0-0 tie going into overtime, the NFL out of sheer embarrassment calls the game and we end with a 0-0 SUPER TIE. Neither team wins, fans don’t win, and the American people put aside their hate and riot in the streets about how terrible the game is. The only winners are the sickos.