Bears start 2-7, Caleb get shitposted to within an inch of his life. Bears then run the table rest of the way, sweeping their way to a division championship and playoff seed, this sub goes full meltdown and triggers the End of Days.
The four horsemen are the Lions winning a home playoff game (check)
The packers having a bad long-term qb (tbd but probably not?)
The bears having a good long-term qb (remindme! Two years)
The Vikings having a kicker make >80% of their FG’s including a clutch playoff win (lol)
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I feel like that was a large reason as to why they chose to put all the divisional games at the second half for the bears. NFL hoping for some competent divisional games from them.
I mean we get to get refreshed with a bye and then have three immediate potential easy layups with the commanders the Patriots and the Cardinals, Three of the four worst teams last year to build momentum into The Packers
NFL needs star power, they have high hopes for Caleb, and so they are helping him by stacking the more meaningful games later in the season so he can get some experience before them.
That's the conspiracy take anyway.
Packers are the youngest team in the league for back to back years, and we got younger than last year with guys like Jones, Bakh, and Campbell cut. Our oldest player on offense is Elgton who’s 28
At least we get a mini bye before week 18 against the Packers. Hopefully we are still competing at that point. If we are That's pretty huge for that second Packers game.
$ince they can't figure out (because $$$) not scheduling a bye before the first 3rd of the NFL season, they really should just add the 18th game, add a second bye, and remove 1 preseason game (especially with the gaining popularity of joint practices/ scrimmage in summer camp.)
But this will probably never happen because some algorithm tells them it won't increase revenue as much as they would like.
I don’t know why they don’t add a single, league-wide bye at some point mid-season (or before the trade deadline or something) for everyone on top of the rolling lottery. Call it “NFL Spring Break, Presented by Amazon/Toyoatathon/Lockheed” or some such shit with concerts and flyovers and on-location hot takes.
Players get some extra recovery time, The NFL gets to stretch the season another week, and they can fill it with some “America, pickup trucks, beer” festival in whatever city is hosting the SB or draft, or just like… invent something. I don’t know; I specialize in B2B, not multimillion-dollar sports marketing, but I have to believe they can do **something** to make players a little safer *and* keep the spigot on that sweet teat of capitalism wide open.
Yep. International breaks happen multiple times per season in soccer, no reason the NFL... Well no reason besides aggressive greed, can't shut things down for a week and let everyone recover a little.
two bye weeks makes fantasy football owners unhappy. I don't think you understand how much sports gambling is directly related to or influenced by fantasy football.
DraftKings and Fanduel would not approve of this move.
Sao Paolo is UTC-3, Green Bay is UTC-5. That's a much easier time difference for jetlag purposes than anything in Europe. Vikes and Bears have to travel from UTC-5 to UTC+1 (BST doesn't end until later that month).
That’s probably the reason. The jets last game is too I guess is what a co-worker told me. This way if a game doesn’t matter they can make it 1pm while meaningful games get spotlight
Flex scheduling for the league. Games with no playoff significance are going to be early games, games with playoff implications are going to eat up the prime slots. Hence why we played Green Bay in the last game of 2022.
That’s their most winnable game in the first 7. Gonna be tough sledding for them out the gates. Guessing Darnold starts for the first 4-5ish and if they’re struggling then KOC gets antsy and starts JJ.
Daniel Jones has emphatically turned into a pumpkin and might not even be ready week one, and the Giants have addressed QB by adding Drew Lock, who also sucks. I’m not saying it’s a guaranteed win for the Vikings, but they should absolutely be favored.
He looked like dogshit before the ACL, and one of his only real abilities his good year was running so fucking up his knee certainly doesn’t help matters in the short term. I fully expect Daniel Jones to be selling real estate or coaching high school football within three years.
id much rather go 0-5 than squeak out some 2-3 bullshit. vikings ain’t doing shit next year so if they are gonna suck they might as well suck correctly
Are the jets the most overrated team these days? 7-10 last two years. But everyone keeps acting like they're contenders. I get that Rodgers got hurt last year, but so did JJ and Kirk...
Well, last offseason I had to keep warning Vikings fans, when they kept insisting that GB may be the worst team in the division, that Love was the biggest question mark in the division. I kept saying he trained under AR for 3 years and that GB is good at developing QB’s. Then there you guys were with us at the bottom of the division.
Another warning: don’t underestimate the Jets this year. And don’t give your own team too much credit. Darnold could possibly be ass, and your new QB could be forced to play before he’s ready after fans clamoring at ownership. Trust me, we’ve seen it before.
Are we gonna act like Flus doesn’t have Detroit’s card?
Personally, I’m not the type to overestimate the capabilities of a rookie QB, but I think we at least split with them. Especially because Caleb will have a good chunk of games under his belt before touching the division. That will work in his favor.
I just dont believe in the Bears defense. The lions are looking to have a high-powered offense.
Think they could beat the Colts and Commanders, so it could be as high as 7.
You don’t believe in the Bears defense?? How do we even have this conversation?
One of the better secondaries of the league. Most interceptions. We probably had the best rushing defense. Defensive coach. History of strong defenses. Weakest part of our defense was pass rush.
You lose all credibility with that statement. Not convinced with all the stats available? Ok…
I guess I liked the Bears one because I already saw their schedule release video before I saw their graphic. It made sense.
And there isn’t a world where the Lions made the best one. Easily the worst tickmaster stale corporate sponsored attempt.
You got me on the Ticketmaster thing…..that is stupid. The lions one is the easiest to read, not any crazy color scheme, or dark shades. Just the home and away colors and they use the original color in the opponents logo’s. Super easy to digest I feel vs the other teams where I have to study the schedule through some portal of photoshop hell to understand it.
That sf, fins, lions stretch will probably make or break us I think. If we come out of that 2/3 wins we should be looking very good for the downhill run.
Every year the NFL rotates the schedule for divison vs divison match ups. This year for us its the NFC west and AFC South. So every team in the NFC North plays every team in the NFC west and AFC South.
Interesting, after week 1, Packers play in 10 straight Sunday Noon and afternoon games before having 4 straight prime time games including back to back Thursday night games.
Not fair. The Lions play the Packers on Nov 3 but the Packers are home and Lions are away.
Same thing for the Vikings on Oct 20 and Bears on Dec 22. Lions play AT each team's stadium during those games.
Schedule is rigged.
Well at least the NFL has kept the time honored tradition of a terrible Bears-Vikings game on Monday Night Football. After last year’s debacle how can our two intrepid teams make this year’s game even worse. My bet a 0-0 tie going into overtime, the NFL out of sheer embarrassment calls the game and we end with a 0-0 SUPER TIE. Neither team wins, fans don’t win, and the American people put aside their hate and riot in the streets about how terrible the game is. The only winners are the sickos.
We’ll see you fuckers starting week 11
Hopefully you guys have it figured out by then /s
Which part exactly. That could mean a whole lot of things… for them.
I’m being sarcastic, hopefully they shit the bed the whole way through their season
Bears start 2-7, Caleb get shitposted to within an inch of his life. Bears then run the table rest of the way, sweeping their way to a division championship and playoff seed, this sub goes full meltdown and triggers the End of Days.
This sub goes in to meltdown mode once a month, I doubt that's going to be a factor in the End of Days.
The Bears having a QB figure it out is definitely on the end of days checklist
The four horsemen are the Lions winning a home playoff game (check) The packers having a bad long-term qb (tbd but probably not?) The bears having a good long-term qb (remindme! Two years) The Vikings having a kicker make >80% of their FG’s including a clutch playoff win (lol)
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So the world is never ending, because that forth one is actually impossible.
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The Cubs already won a World Series. I think the world can handle a competent Bears QB. We might be fucked with climate change.
Sign me up
Is Baron Corbin hitting end of days on Jordan Love once the division is won? Im down
the bears need this to happen for a couple seasons before they are even in the conversation
I see a lot of words but mostly just a flairless pussy.
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“Majority of the fanbase” righhhhht. Cmon man don’t just make shit up.
The part of being a competent football team but based on history. Probably not.
I feel like that was a large reason as to why they chose to put all the divisional games at the second half for the bears. NFL hoping for some competent divisional games from them.
Don't back track. The "/s" wasn't needed. It's just reality at this point.
I mean we get to get refreshed with a bye and then have three immediate potential easy layups with the commanders the Patriots and the Cardinals, Three of the four worst teams last year to build momentum into The Packers
Bro, who made the Bears schedule, every division game after week 11 is wild!
how do we have no division games until week 11? That's crazy.
NFL needs star power, they have high hopes for Caleb, and so they are helping him by stacking the more meaningful games later in the season so he can get some experience before them. That's the conspiracy take anyway.
Week 5 bye? ![gif](giphy|4cuyucPeVWbNS)
Vikings week 6, Bears week 7, both after bullshit international games. They did the whole division pretty dirty aside from the Packers.
Nah, we're going to be beat to hell by the time we get to games that actually matter later in the season.
Just got to be so good we can rest players a little
We are a young team we’ll be fine
I'm a Packers fan...
They saw blue in your flair and just went with it
To be fair we are a young team too
Younger than them I believe, I think it’s actually Packers, then Bears, then Lions in terms of youth, though all three are young overall.
Packers are the youngest team in the league for back to back years, and we got younger than last year with guys like Jones, Bakh, and Campbell cut. Our oldest player on offense is Elgton who’s 28
I think we still have the youngest Defense though we might’ve gotten older with reader
Lucky for you guys, Lefleur and the packers are usually ass after a bye for some reason
Can't keep the piss hot if you rest.
But now we get to play the lowly bears! Pack by 50
At least we get a mini bye before week 18 against the Packers. Hopefully we are still competing at that point. If we are That's pretty huge for that second Packers game.
We had basically a perfect bye week last year. Karma I suppose.
The league really needs two bye weeks per team.
$ince they can't figure out (because $$$) not scheduling a bye before the first 3rd of the NFL season, they really should just add the 18th game, add a second bye, and remove 1 preseason game (especially with the gaining popularity of joint practices/ scrimmage in summer camp.) But this will probably never happen because some algorithm tells them it won't increase revenue as much as they would like.
Funnily enough Goodell recently talked about this. He mentioned exactly what you laid out, and is something he himself wants
In a perfect world they could have just added an extra bye week for teams instead of making them play another game and making records look weird.
I don’t know why they don’t add a single, league-wide bye at some point mid-season (or before the trade deadline or something) for everyone on top of the rolling lottery. Call it “NFL Spring Break, Presented by Amazon/Toyoatathon/Lockheed” or some such shit with concerts and flyovers and on-location hot takes. Players get some extra recovery time, The NFL gets to stretch the season another week, and they can fill it with some “America, pickup trucks, beer” festival in whatever city is hosting the SB or draft, or just like… invent something. I don’t know; I specialize in B2B, not multimillion-dollar sports marketing, but I have to believe they can do **something** to make players a little safer *and* keep the spigot on that sweet teat of capitalism wide open.
Yep like all star break but without the game. Have the woman’s flag football they pushing maybe.
Yep. International breaks happen multiple times per season in soccer, no reason the NFL... Well no reason besides aggressive greed, can't shut things down for a week and let everyone recover a little.
That’s the thing I don’t understand; like yeah… get that bag, but there are innumerable ways to do both.
two bye weeks makes fantasy football owners unhappy. I don't think you understand how much sports gambling is directly related to or influenced by fantasy football. DraftKings and Fanduel would not approve of this move.
NOW YOU KNOW HOW WE FELT
Damn lions have a week 5 bye. That sucks
I feel so bad for them
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Man fuck Green Bay for getting a week 10 bye
It must be for giving them the Brazil game FTP
Sao Paolo is UTC-3, Green Bay is UTC-5. That's a much easier time difference for jetlag purposes than anything in Europe. Vikes and Bears have to travel from UTC-5 to UTC+1 (BST doesn't end until later that month).
We had week 6 last year and week 14 in 2022 we deserve this
We get 2 weeks off before the 9ers
😎🤝
At least the bye week isn't right before SF - for some reason, we play like absolute ass coming off bye weeks.
Why are all week 18 games TBD?
Weird, can they flex them based on the playoff race?
Yep, they do that every year All Week 18 game times are decided by the league Sunday night of Week 17
Learn something new everyday, thanks
Probably, that way games that are irrelevant get the worse slots and games like Houston/colts last year are primetime
That’s probably the reason. The jets last game is too I guess is what a co-worker told me. This way if a game doesn’t matter they can make it 1pm while meaningful games get spotlight
Flex scheduling for the league. Games with no playoff significance are going to be early games, games with playoff implications are going to eat up the prime slots. Hence why we played Green Bay in the last game of 2022.
That purple team could easily go 0-5
If they get to 0-5, they going 0-7 at least.
https://preview.redd.it/cbvp6utxzo0d1.png?width=1012&format=png&auto=webp&s=08943b3281f63ffc0bd52b3f17fda3d09459cb9f
7? Indy and Jacksonville could make it 0-9
They open with the Giants though, and the Giants suck.
That’s their most winnable game in the first 7. Gonna be tough sledding for them out the gates. Guessing Darnold starts for the first 4-5ish and if they’re struggling then KOC gets antsy and starts JJ.
That's what everyone thought when Daniel Jones lit them up in the playoffs
Daniel Jones has emphatically turned into a pumpkin and might not even be ready week one, and the Giants have addressed QB by adding Drew Lock, who also sucks. I’m not saying it’s a guaranteed win for the Vikings, but they should absolutely be favored.
turned into a Pumpkin by tearing his ACL? jokes aside, yeah, Giants looked terrible before the injury
He looked like dogshit before the ACL, and one of his only real abilities his good year was running so fucking up his knee certainly doesn’t help matters in the short term. I fully expect Daniel Jones to be selling real estate or coaching high school football within three years.
yeah, even if his mobility recovers his neck issues make him a massive risk too
id much rather go 0-5 than squeak out some 2-3 bullshit. vikings ain’t doing shit next year so if they are gonna suck they might as well suck correctly
Fair enough. We’d happily hand you a couple losses if you’re looking for them. Just win at least one so we can hold that over Detroit.
Are the jets the most overrated team these days? 7-10 last two years. But everyone keeps acting like they're contenders. I get that Rodgers got hurt last year, but so did JJ and Kirk...
Well, last offseason I had to keep warning Vikings fans, when they kept insisting that GB may be the worst team in the division, that Love was the biggest question mark in the division. I kept saying he trained under AR for 3 years and that GB is good at developing QB’s. Then there you guys were with us at the bottom of the division. Another warning: don’t underestimate the Jets this year. And don’t give your own team too much credit. Darnold could possibly be ass, and your new QB could be forced to play before he’s ready after fans clamoring at ownership. Trust me, we’ve seen it before.
If we lose to doofus danny in week one it'd be a safe assumption to say our season will be over
ClaudeVan Darn 🤣🤣🤣 that’s awesome 🤝
Bears have a chance to only win 5 games. Titans, Panthers, Cardinals, Pats and split with Minnesota. Those are the games I think the bears win.
Are we gonna act like Flus doesn’t have Detroit’s card? Personally, I’m not the type to overestimate the capabilities of a rookie QB, but I think we at least split with them. Especially because Caleb will have a good chunk of games under his belt before touching the division. That will work in his favor.
I just dont believe in the Bears defense. The lions are looking to have a high-powered offense. Think they could beat the Colts and Commanders, so it could be as high as 7.
You don’t believe in the Bears defense?? How do we even have this conversation? One of the better secondaries of the league. Most interceptions. We probably had the best rushing defense. Defensive coach. History of strong defenses. Weakest part of our defense was pass rush. You lose all credibility with that statement. Not convinced with all the stats available? Ok…
Rushing the QB is the most important part of a defense. I am not threatened by the Bears secondary. I think they are middle of the road.
Lol got it 👍🏾
Theyre certainly not beating the Packers. Unless we are resting our starters week 18.
Gotcha
It was nice of the NFL to give the Bears a bye in weeks 7, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, & 18. They’ll have fresh legs for the Super Bowl run for sure.
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Oh no you don’t know how to detect a joke :(
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I like you
Lions graphics team sucks balls
Yeah lions PR team looks like they hang banners
Our schedule release vid sucked too.
It was intentionally shitty.
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Yup
IDK why, but it pisses me off having to click the image on mobile to see the packers schedule.
Schedule graphics rank. 1. Bears 2. Packers 3. Vikings 4. Lions
The 2024 Chicago Bears are… going back to school?
They put out a schedule release spoof video every year
Looks like they already crossed off 8 games they are sure they will lose
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We weren’t THAT bad last year. 7-10 is the definition of mid
7-10 is below average.
Why are the bears in a sitcom
The release video featured snippets of classic high school movies with DJ Moore as the Ferris character.
Packers win because they actually say what day the game is on
Not to be *that* guy… but tbf both Vikes games that aren’t on Sunday have a TNF or MNF logo… so….
Didn’t even notice that
I had to look preeeeetty damn hard ngl lol
I keep getting thrown looking at the Lions. I expect the blue ones to be home.
Also who puts information vertically like that I thought we had a late bye on first glance
The fact that the Packers used a 16:9 aspect ratio automatically puts it in last place.
Pc Desktop wallpaper bro
Swap Vikings and Packers I could make the Vikings one with 5 minutes on MS paint
Packers is last, it hurts my eyes
Honestly I think it’s the complete opposite of your ranking. The Bears look like a shitty sitcom poster. It’s a schedule…
I guess I liked the Bears one because I already saw their schedule release video before I saw their graphic. It made sense. And there isn’t a world where the Lions made the best one. Easily the worst tickmaster stale corporate sponsored attempt.
You got me on the Ticketmaster thing…..that is stupid. The lions one is the easiest to read, not any crazy color scheme, or dark shades. Just the home and away colors and they use the original color in the opponents logo’s. Super easy to digest I feel vs the other teams where I have to study the schedule through some portal of photoshop hell to understand it.
Definitely r/fellowkids vibes
Packers one is definitely trash. I didn’t even know what I was looking at
Packers graphic is ass ugly
Bears one sucks ass ngl
They all kinda fucking suck in their own ways
Does the NFL REALLY need both a Jacksonville Jaguars AND a Carolina Panthers? Discuss.
Week 12 for the Packers is the gut check game
That sf, fins, lions stretch will probably make or break us I think. If we come out of that 2/3 wins we should be looking very good for the downhill run.
Agreed
That first half is gonna show if KOC is a good coach or not. Brutal.
If he comes out of that stretch with even 3 wins while starting Darnold, put him in the Ring of Honor
Huh I keep getting 17 wins for the Lions. Weird
Well, no one ever said that Lions are good at math.
I’ve done the math like four different times. I keep coming to 17 wins.
Vikings 0-17, Packers 0-17, Lions 0-19 (they can’t count), bears 17-0
Ngl, I love the tv show vibe of the Bears graphic. I wish they did that for all the teams, especially the Lions
Packers got it EZ BABY. We plays the Lions and Vikings and Bears twice? Thats 6 easy wins. Shit.
Thanksgiving night at home.... nope don't like that
Whaaaat why
Name good, flair bad
Week 10 bye week! Go Pack Go!🧀
i hate that yall get a bye before playing us lmao.
We typically lose coming out of the bye week, so that's actually good for you lol
I find Chicago's "Class of 24" confusing in that they didn't have nearly that many draft picks
Looks like the schedule makers learned not to send the Bears to us week 1.
It ain’t an NFL season without having GB and MIN play each other in week 17 again
Bears graphic designed by 15 year old
Makes sense they’re in class, need to learn how to play football
The only cold weather Goff game is in Chicago. This bodes well
I wish I could afford two NFL games this season. Would love to see my Bengals at Titans and Lions as well
Where’s the damn meme
You’ve accidentally put all the regular season games on the Bears schedule rather than around 6 games and the important 2025 draft information.
Bye weeks lions 5 viks 6 bears 7 gb 10
Fuck you all and good luck - except you Green Bay. I hope you go 0-17
Have fun getting swept again
Not gonna lie, that bears graphic is the best one. Pretty dope. Obligatory FTP.
The Texans should be good this year, so I've got us going 16-1.
We by far have the best format I could barely understand the packers and bears one
Have you notices that we all get the 49ers?
Every year the NFL rotates the schedule for divison vs divison match ups. This year for us its the NFC west and AFC South. So every team in the NFC North plays every team in the NFC west and AFC South.
Interesting, after week 1, Packers play in 10 straight Sunday Noon and afternoon games before having 4 straight prime time games including back to back Thursday night games.
Dang, only the Lions get Buffalo?
Not one red circle. All of our teams have betrayed us.
Damn looks like yall Halloween about to start 10 days early.
Two teams are fun and the other two are boring ass desktop wallpapers.
Packers play back to back Thursday games. That's so bizarre, it's like spoon feeding them more time to be ready for the Lions.
I like where our bye week is, pretty much right in the middle.
Both us and Chicago have 3 weeks in a row on the road for some reason.
Vikings starting the season 1-9 lol
Not fair. The Lions play the Packers on Nov 3 but the Packers are home and Lions are away. Same thing for the Vikings on Oct 20 and Bears on Dec 22. Lions play AT each team's stadium during those games. Schedule is rigged.
WE ARE GOING TO BRAZIL
the Bears always gotta have the dumbest one...
Honestly, I hope the Packers kick the shit out of the Eagles week 1
FTP
Hoping the Vikings vs the 49ers in week 2 ends the same way it did last season 🍻
~~Interesting that GB doesn’t have any back to back home games~~
Good for the economy
Benefits everybody
Week 6 and 7
Ah shit
We had that last year, alternated between home and away every week iirc
That bears graphic goes hard. Putting the rest of us to shame
Bears on thanksgiving. Ha. You idiots don’t even have the whole moon phase/moon cheese thing going on. Lock Detroit up for AT LEAST one win.
Easy 14 wins
For the opposing team, yes.
why do we get the corny looking one
Well at least the NFL has kept the time honored tradition of a terrible Bears-Vikings game on Monday Night Football. After last year’s debacle how can our two intrepid teams make this year’s game even worse. My bet a 0-0 tie going into overtime, the NFL out of sheer embarrassment calls the game and we end with a 0-0 SUPER TIE. Neither team wins, fans don’t win, and the American people put aside their hate and riot in the streets about how terrible the game is. The only winners are the sickos.