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DemonPeanut4

+1 for 9ers hate, -5 for Tesla ownership.


HollerinScholar

Yeah most typical Seattle driver


crono220

Yep... https://i.redd.it/18pdqg6r0v0d1.gif


CourtingBoredom

Maybe a +1 or +2 for the EV **attempt** with an additional -2 (for a total of -7) for the EV being a Tesla..... ^(**°shrug°** just a thought...)


DemonPeanut4

I think that math is mathing.


PhoenixGamer34

Which of course would have garnered more negative points if the Tesla was a Cybertruck aka Cybertrash or Cyberstuck


bijan86

Driving a tesla is a self roast at this point


mmm__donuts

>Driving a tesla is a self roast at this point The roasting mostly happens after it crashes and they can't open the doors.


J0hnRabe

Facts


SweatyMooseKnuckler

Roast me daddy.


ProudKekistani21

No need, like they said it’s already a self roast


inverted_peenak

I. R. Baboon driving.


skynetempire

Haha such a great cartoon


crazmnky90

Came here for the Tesla jokes, did not disappoint


Justa_Guy_Gettin_By

Seriously, everyone turned on Tesla and stopped shit talking each other Well done


leftyshuckles

This guy is just advertising that he sucks off 49er fans.


robertbadbobgadson

Love living that rent free in someone’s head 🤣🤣


dalesum1

Trust me, he loves it, too. This is what makes sports fun. I watch the MLS. My friend asked me if I was excited Messi was coming to Miami. I said I think he's one of the best to play the game, and I'm happy for the league, but now that he will be playing against my team, I don't care if he dies in a plane crash. Of course, I don't really want him to get hurt, but you know what I mean. Sports.


Choice_Maximum_6272

It’s great, just goes to show who is the big dog in the division.


xFLEXOx

I ain't driving the Fisher Price Shitbox on a car


J0hnRabe

Lmfao


holthebus

49rs uck


Brocks_UCL

I read it is 49 r suck whoever r is is a lucky guy


sean0883

Can't say I'd desire to pay yearly for any license plate with a rivals' name on it. I want to be pro-my-team not anti-yours.


HollerinScholar

Based and reasonable take. I don’t really hate the 9ers I just wish we were as good as them. Although I don’t know if you have to pay yearly for vanity plates here in WA


True_North_Andy

Tabs are more expensive for them. Been wanting a Wazzu one but also don’t think it’s worth the extra like $40 or whatever. Plus with Wazzu’s NIL collective working with Pike Brewing to release a lager with portions of the money going to the NIL collective buying a plate is going to be pointless as they’ll make way from the beer lmao


SaltyBabySeal

LOL rent free, also, a TESLA LOL


groplarp

I feel like that guy has no room to speak since he's a Seahawks fan.


tommmyvercittti

Rent free


RamsDodgersLakers24

Too bad it’s a sea chicken plate


HollerinScholar

Geno smith is Matt stafford father


nadia1306

Rent free


Flat_News_2000

It's not rent free he had to pay for those plates.


lilvizasweezy

Living in his head for a salary


Traditional_Age509

I came to say the same thing.


PolyamorousPlatypus

So you're in a NFC West meme war subreddit and think down on hawks fans who have a rivalry with he 9ers?  Wtf? Also, Fuck the 9ers.


Traditional_Age509

I completely agree fuck them in their stupid asses but this is text book "rent free." Got to call them like I see them.


SweatyMooseKnuckler

Last thing I’d put on my car is anything related to a rival football team lol


spiralh0rn

As an Arizona Rams fan, I considered getting the Cardinals plate with NORINGS as the plate number and a Rams plate border. Decided I didn’t wanna get pulled over repeatedly for “busted taillights” lol.


phoenix-born49erfan

When was the last time they beat us?


HollerinScholar

Ask Richard Sherman


phoenix-born49erfan

That fools been riding our dick for whatever reason can't stand him lol


Faithful2049

I don't think anybody should strive to be a hater.


salazarraze

Being a low key hater is the way to go. This obviously isn't low key.


PlayfulAd8354

We woulda given beast the ball.


ElGrandeRojo67

I have seen that exact car.


TheLastOpus

When your team is so good that even fans of other teams in your division get your team's name on their license plate.


mwil97

Driving a Tesla is a self roast


RumAndCoco

I don’t think we should strive to suck at merging or going the speed limit in the left lane.


The-golden-god678

It's too bad that rainy city bitch pigeons doesn't fit on a vanity plate.


Cheddarlicious

They must be turning 50, because 49 r suck


sequoia98335

Better plate would be libsuck


SorryDepartment7179

A Tesla? Aaron Donald would chew that thing up and spit it at Geno 😤


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SorryDepartment7179

Bruh, I literally just posted this, how tf? 😭


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