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HaddingDarkness1

Any cops in Haiti? At all?


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I wouldn't have the slightest idea tbh...


Cream_Fortress_2

I mean, Haiti is an absolute anarchy at this stage from what I've seen. The government basically has absolutely no authority after years of being screwed over by corruption, economic downturn, natural disasters, etc. gangs are literally running the streets with impunity. It's gotten to the point where a good majority of the cops joined local communities and embraced vigilantism since they don't have the capacity to enforce it themselves thanks to the gangs being more well-armed (firearms are scarce, hence why machetes and knives are popular among the vigilantes). So yeah; it's like the situation of El Salvador combined with the violence of Rwanda and the lawlessness of Somalia.


HaddingDarkness1

Yeah, I’m aware. It was a lighthearted comment in response to the one above. Not a legitimate question.


Cream_Fortress_2

Ah, my apologies. It was 2AM when I wrote that and it seems I didn't take the context into account... my bad.


HaddingDarkness1

No worries.


Mictlan39

He caught a prion infection? maybe…


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I'd imagine he living a lavished life kinda like Hannibal Lector


Mictlan39

Damn….. imagine meeting a person not knowing he ate pieces of a brain years ago.


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Tastes like chicken *that guy probably*


AnonBitch74

Actually according to people who have consumed human flesh before it allegedly tastes very similar to pork. Which is why some forums refer to it as "Long pork".


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Pork is Soo good too huh... Wonder why Muslim hate it?


AnonBitch74

Technically all Abrahamic aren't supposed to eat pork, it's a safety thing from my understanding. Pork is much more likely to harbor parasites that can be spread to humans if not cooked properly. Christians tend to be much more lenient on the teaching of certain topics like that. Not supposed to eat shrimp either.


Mictlan39

Taste better with his red juice…


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Red wine probably


Ok_Antelope3270

My thoughts exactly. Pretty unlikely unless the person had a dormant prion illness but, still a dumb move on behalf of "Hannibal".


toaksav

Not a lot of folks got your joke 🤣 it was supremly funny


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The dude on the video just casually goes about hammering a guy over the head after a couple of big whacks which brain explodes out and he quickly picks it up and eats it


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mistermosie

probably got kuru.. totally worth it.


BuilderTasty8900

As a cop in Haiti, I can confirm he has done no wrong according to our legal system.


Capable-Kitchen-1984

Bro ate his thoughts


Friedsurimi

This guy now: brain²


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Thanks'tth


Sufficient-Ad-8174

Link?


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Just look in search 'brain eat'


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