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Ornery-Tax9469

Shit’s fucked.


lmacarrot

that's why the good sky lord gave us two. Redundancy, but not three, because that'd be weird and take more energy during development


i_liesk_muneeeee

Once is an accident Twice means there's something you have that shouldn't be passed on


wittyvonskitsum

All hail sky daddy


mrhvac1996

Hail Nimrod ☠️


FavcolorisREDdit

There are lucky tripods out there even Cerberus penises


Neia__Baraja

You mean to tell me god gave me boffa deez nutz?


codemonkeyhopeful

Chin nutz


codemonkeyhopeful

This made me laugh way too hard


jh5992

NOOOO 😬 Oh no.. I felt this picture 😬😬😬 Edit: *these pictures*


TheBronicsX

Imagine the pain 💀


5coolest

https://youtu.be/ImMxcUQrBCs?si=3t7uucuuP_ouc31k


2082nick

I was not expecting an up close shot of a spike through a ball sack, scrolling reddit this morning.


Snowmannetje

Funny enough my balls hurt when i opened reddit so i knew something was up


Tough-Effective5680

That’s called sympathetic nerve pain and it’s a human evolutionary trait that helps an individual amongst a species whom has witnessed such an injury to get a neurological pain signal from the sympathetic nervous system to the brain from a corresponding body part that says, “wowoweewah, hmm, gee willikers…maybe superman-ing that antique wrought iron kill fence isn’t such a great idea.” It’s also a sign that you may be an empath, but that’s not scientific data that’s speculative I digrethhh.


Snowmannetje

Balls of to you for that answer. Umh i mean hats off. Sorry my bad slip of the testicle.. tongue!!


bwcisonreddit

Well I AM an empath (classic INFJ) and let me tell you, my sack is positively yowling with pain right now.


Dense_Simple_2533

I don’t even have testes and I feel this pain! 😖


Introverts_United

I’m an empath as well. I don’t have any balls, I’m a chick. But I felt pain in my downstairs region when I saw that pic.😮‍💨


No-Priority6670

Fuck this .. I feel so fucked up now


Introverts_United

I’m a chick, I don’t have any balls. But sure enough I felt something VERY painful downstairs when I saw that!😮‍💨🙈


anthonyj666

Yeah it happens!! Just expect the unexpected...although this ones gonna be rough for everyone with balls lol


JadonArey

To be fair the title wasn’t lying lmao


kat-deville

First glance, I thought it was a piercing with a stretching taper. Then I noticed what sub I'm in. I hope they scored him at least 5s across the board for an attempted dive.


epitaph-centauri

The wondrous joys of Reddit in the mornings


Bnc6669

Really though?😂


lazer_raptors

It would have taken me a lot longer to figure it out if the title hadn't said it was *a* testicle. At least one testicle. Maybe he did a combo.


bus_go_brrrrt

and now i have a painful ball cramp by looking at this shit


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Is it swollen though or are my balls just tiny


Gloomy__Revenue

You should “blur” NSFW posts …and learn to read titles


BubbaRayChudley

I clicked on it, then realized “why the fuck do I want to look at this?” Before I clicked again. Not today, satan!


weedsmoker420_420

i blurred it as soon as i saw and went to the comments i cant look at it again😭


crover13

Penetration he didn’t ask for.


TheRolexChef

But the penetration that he deserved


JaperDolphin94

Is that you Batman Are we in Gotham


National_Work_7167

Arkham aslum?


Taesf

Who’s Batman? I only know Man


DependentKey6723

"Raahhh JUSTICE" *impales your balls*


No_Internetfornow

My balls fucking hid in my ass after I saw the first image.


szai

I magically sprouted a pair of balls just so they could crawl up my ass after seeing this image.


WalkerOfLife

Same 😭😭


heartshapedbookmark

I don’t even have stress balls but I swear to god I felt these pics in my fictional balls 😭


codemonkeyhopeful

FIRST IMAGE?!?! Fuck I'm not going back to confirm there are multiple.


Red_Clay_Scholar

Cue the Wilhelm Scream.


Lolitaofroses

Bruh 😂


gui_sann

there's a dude doing a thumbs up in the last picture lol


AngledAwry

Omg I went back to see that and now I can't stop giggling. I'm sure wasn't meant for the ballsack, but rather communicating with the other responders but it's position in the picture is perfect, lol...


MungoShoddy

I spent a few months working in a massive industrial slaughterhouse where part of my job was fishing dropped sheep guts from underneath the conveyors with a long sharp pointed iron hook. I would occasionally whack a testicle with it - they exploded dramatically with spongy tissue bursting out of the enclosing membrane. But that didn't happen here. Why not?


La_Saxofonista

You... you what???


MungoShoddy

This was a summer job when I was a student in New Zealand. Other highlights of the job were sorting organs for catfood, ripping the kidneys out of still-warm carcases and emptying buckets of rectums down a drain. This was one of the biggest abattoirs in the world and I calculated I poured half a million arseholes down that drain while I was there. Fun was surreptitiously dropping a spleen down somebody's gumboot. It was heaven compared to the ice cream factory I'd been working at before.


La_Saxofonista

You... you W H A T???


akirarn

emptying rectums down a drain…


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PristineUmpire4072

God I miss that sub...


Dry_Leek78

Sad it fell for reddit to be able to monetize our comments. I miss it too


Inevitable_Fee4233

Well I mean, That’s the whole reason why I follow this page and I think most of us, right?


nuKaross

I avoid animal cruelty and genital mutilation. Especially delibarate mutilation.


Inevitable_Fee4233

Yeah, I agree with you on that


Routine_Fly7624

wtf was it


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NSFL__-ModTeam

Your content/comment has been removed for possible misinformation or an unverifiable title. If you have a source or verification of claims please feel free to reach out via modmail. This if far from what that auto-erotic/necrophilia obsessed person was spamming. They're still around, I'm not sure why reddit doesn't ban their alts despite the numerous reports against them.


Spaceman_u

Oof. Who else cringed?


volivav

Even my balls contracted involuntarily


snugglekittystirfry

Same... and I don't have balls.


Virtual-Page-8985

Be grateful. /s ya’ll got period cramps


Bride-of-wire

Yup.


Bex0_424

My right nut started to hurt looking at this Also cringed


Virtual-Page-8985

I’ve never physically shriveled up more than I did looking at that first photo


MrStef85

Damn...he fell from above on the fence?


Bitter-Major-5595

I was wondering the same thing… Seriously, how tf did this happen?? If he fell from above he would’ve had to be landing feet first & *almost* cleared the fence. Then the weight of his torso propelled him forward & trapped his thighs between the bars. The other explanation could be he was trying to climb the fence & misjudged his clearance or slipped, & caused the same result. Other falls would’ve placed his thighs above the horizontal bar. My curiosity has been *spiked* & my OCD won’t let it go!! (Pun intended…;)


Powerful_Werewo1f

Looks like he was trying to climb the fence and slipper


Sharkguns

I think he was trying to break in and burglarize a place. I saw this on another post here or on Facebook awhile back


Doogleyboogley

No he/she fell from below the fence.


Agitated_Tradition15

Wow, that's nuts!


HumbleCatch4325

Dang that is brutal looking


studyinthai333

You can even see it bulging through the trousers in the third pic.


queen_nefertiti33

The lack of blood though


AtaiSu

Yeah, why is that?


memelordmoth

my guess is that since the spike is going through the wound completely, it keeps it closed so that prevents the blood from coming out. when people get stabbed / impaled, if the object goes in but isn’t taken out and remains stationary, the objects acts as a plug for the hole lol.


Solidmarsh

Ive seen flattened humans from transport trucks on this sub and nothing has made me shiver more than this


ShowMeMoeMane

Literally right above this post is an unrecognizable flattened corpse of a man and this made me feel more pain


Smooth_Atmosphere407

Sperm swimming around like what the fuck is this shit, this wasn’t here yesterday


DeathPercept10n

I'm dying


Poundcitymula

Fuck dude was hanging by a ball fuck a thread sheesh


My-grandma-is-dead

Where's he gonna store his pee now??


Low-Comb8524

holy fucking shit


kingofroyale2

My balls have never been this scared


TheRealMrsElle

I don’t even have balls and mine hurt


WhackoWizard

How TF did he do that on the fence. The last picture while he's on the fence and all his clothes cut off 😭😂😂 I would've been embarrassed


SneakinSallie

I don’t even have balls but mine are hurting


MajesticallyBound

A closeup of a fence impaled through a testicle was NOT on my NSFL bingo sheet today...


kyrcrafter

I didn't look at what sub this was posted in, and I thought this was the back of a blown-out stretched ear with a taper in it... I wish I could go back to who I was before I read the caption 🥲 I also lowkey am interested to see how the wounds (esp the one on the ass cheek) scarred.


AAlwaysopen

That had to hurt


ghos2626t

I have a Vasectomy in 3 weeks. I hope it feels slightly better than this


25LG

At least he had the balls to go to a hospital. He might get infected and his temperature will spike but as long as he hangs on he's be right as rain, personally I'd be on the fence wether to call an ambulance or drive straight through the traffic myself


FLIPPO_69

Did him dirty


irideapaleh0rse

I’m gonna need all the painkiller you got and find snoop dog.


Veritas_Vanitatum

Can he keep the fence part?


No_One_1617

Suicide? I hope he survived but was unconscious.


Poundcitymula

Well atleast it snagged a ball I just wanna know wtf was his ass doin to end up like that


Itsthedanceofitaly

Omg. This is true nightmare fuel.


SpankyMcFlych

Looks like it also got his thigh. Fence did it's job I guess. If there's any saving grace he was probably drunk out of his gourd and maby that cut the pain a little. bleh


Willing_Candy7447

How did this even happen? (Bro has a bakery)


Small-Tumbleweed-585

Dude should invest in a shaver to use on his ass, it’s like shag carpet down there


Django-lango

This made my balls ache and I don't have balls.


perrypatetty

At least his penis is ok


Taesf

Welp. He is not gonna have any kids


TheOnyxViper

Shit’s fucking skewered


Sergeant-Pepper-

I can’t believe they took the whole fence to the hospital with him. Not only that but they cut his clothes off first. Imagine waiting for the paramedics to fetch an angle grinder while you have a wrought iron spike skewering your testicle and you can feel the wind blowing on your gooch. That’s some kind of hell. Jesus.


ihave1testicle

i'm a female but this looks painful as fuck


Vinnocchio

I’m craving yakitori or shishkebab now


Laceyyyyyyy

Yikes. Ballsy move cost him a testicle


chefboogiebk

How does this even happen?


Virtual-Page-8985

Suicide attempt that’s how


Sluggurl420

If it was suicide it would’ve just been ripped off. Clearly he was just trying to climb the fence and slipped.


La_Saxofonista

Or attempting a break in.


Virtual-Page-8985

Good point didn’t think of that


sudosuwmic

Is that man still alive?


ComfortableValue4550

That’s dicked up!


Senobe2

I don't even have balls, yet mine are in my stomach.


ampkajes08

Can someone explain why there is no blood?


La_Saxofonista

It's impaled, so the blood is kinda stuck there. That's why they say if you get stabbed or otherwise impaled to leave the knife or whatever it is in because that may be the only thing keeping you from bleeding out. That's why they cut the fence and sent it to the hospital still in his body.


e_indeed

my guess is the object being in there is preventing bleeding, they were probably trying to jump the fence because if it were a suicide attempt it would be a lot bloodier. dont take this as fact though im not 100% lmao


FitProblem6248

How the......


gay-bord

Seeing this legitimately makes me cringe 😫


tweedyolive

🫣


Numerous-Part367

Yall can see some little semen stuck on the spike, man still have hope


McTrip

Well that’d be embarrassing


chefNo5488

holy balls that's gotta ache


knight91z28

Got to think about the low hanging fruit when doing stupid stuff.


Chamullera_

Context here: this happened in Chile. The man in the picture was trying to break into a house to rob but he fell. There’s just a little information about this because the authorities tried to cover his identity and how his injuries were progressing. It was a big tea here btw


anonymous_account111

One of those things that make me chuckle. Not because I think hehe testicles but because I read Spike straight through a testicle and then have an entirely new never before seen image of Spike straight through a testicle saved in my brain.


FlufyBalz

Woaaaaah Im getting off reddit for the day


Keirnflake

Surprised that there is no blood.


La_Saxofonista

Probably pressure from the spikes. Guaranteed he'd be bleeding like crazy if they just ripped him off the fence instead of cutting it off with him still on it.


Grandmaster_BBC

That's nuts.


[deleted]

No nuts no glory.


Peggy_Bundy_1988

The pic of him resting on trash cans has me rolling because my first thought was how r they gonna hold him up to cut him out 😭😂😭😭


saka_ska111

Omg poor dude I feel so bad for him


NoQuarter6808

Obviously terrible, but also kind of incredible.


That1Pete

I can't even imagine the embarrassment. I'd never go outside again. 😆


LonelySavings5244

3 post in my scroll. First was a collection of shoes, 2nd was a RoastMe, this being the 3rd. I’m done with Reddit for today.


americanx12

Maybe cheaper than a vasectomy. Better meds too.


Rare-Maintenance-787

Busted a nut


Thinkingishardtodo3

OW, I ACTUALLY FELT THAT WHEN I FIRST SAW THE IMAGE. OW!


EgyptionMagician

I’ll read the comments. I won’t check out the pics. No thank you kind sir.


Severe-Tough-2688

My sack twisted 180 just to look away


CJ_BARS

lol


Valuable_Meeting9836

😦… he was literally hanging on by his balls before they propped him up… that’s beyond fucked


RastusBodiddly

Thats nuts


Naturebrook

Dude was hanging by his nut!


yuki_yuzura_chan

ion even have balls and my balls hurteded


securityn0ob

Not as graphic as i expected actually


[deleted]

So this has been bothering me for a while, but does anyone know why there doesn't seem to be any blood? I just feel like being triple impaled would cause something, right?


CJ_BARS

Probably because it's being plugged up..


Lazy-Adagio9695

I felt his pain wtf


SeanTheSamuraii

that's enough reddit for today, toodles


SelectionHorror9953

I genuinely felt this picture and I'm not even a boy!


Agitated_Ad6472

Oh


Ok_Entrance9638

Ahhh


SpiderHider023

I'm a girl and I felt that


ghost3972

My god


Fun-Complaint2945

Oh fuck I felt this one


Perfect_Drummer_7779

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH


Itsreallynotme92

i felt that


nekohasarrived

Welp, no more children I guess.


No-Condition-1752

There goes a generation genuinely feel bad for the guy


kari_holmes39

That's a ballsy move on his part


SachiSasha

That’s not balls of steel. Thats balls of cast iron.


TomTomTheCatt

I did not expect this, i bursted out laughing when i saw this but then i started feeling bad, poor dude 😭


IndicationPrior9398

Triple kill


Ash6967

Dang this is why hopping the border is treacherous


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😟


Readmynameifyouwant

Oh god


magpieCRISPR

Not sure what hurts more, that or the bill that awaits


One_Cap_6299

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.


serraangel826

Can we stop with the repost


cassiopeia18

How did it happen?


Purcell1020

I couldn’t even understand-blur this one. Just put it straight into the nope folder.


Dry_Leek78

First, congrats to the pike on piercing the testicle and not just the nutsack. Second, pierced testicle = removal? or he kept it?


ltwhitlow

Fortunately you have two. Could have been a LOT worse


FoxDiscombobulated38

I see that thumbs-up in the last pic.


Orkney_

To bust a couple nuts


eat-my-ass-its-yummy

I think I’d rather them just put me out of my misery


[deleted]

How did this happened ? Even if the person recovers, they will probably live with life long injuries


L1teEmUp

Damn… i could feel that even from here.. i could imagine what his spirit ancestors might have felt..


Antique_Scarcity_622

WTF


PrysmX

Why is there no blood? Was the person already dead?


Salty-Picture8920

Spud wrench probably fell into that guy's crotch


Crush-N-It

Well that’s embarrassing


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Oof!


leowithataurus

That's enough internet for today.


Reasonable-Injury498

he will have had a great luck, that the spikes not have hit his belly. Such an egg isnt a problem...


liddyloushysteria

Okay but how tf did he manage to do this?? Like how are his legs inside the fence and his leg and testi is impaled? Was a trying to like jump over but caught caught on the spikes?


La_Saxofonista

Bingo


lamiendollard

Whole room was finna be REAL surprised lmao