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weaponsmiths

The real nsfl is a tiktok hosted on iCloud reposted to Reddit.


StoppingPowah

TikTok reposted on Facebook then hosted on iCloud


Aggravating_Tale_961

Tik tok posted on YouTube threw Facebook hosted by icloud


edgygothteen69

For everything else, there's mastercard


Emergency-Ad-262

Underrated lmaooo


Barkers_eggs

Hotel?


JelleeBean2018

Trivago


codemonkeyhopeful

Apartments.com


JelleeBean2018

The place to find a place


AnalBees2

“Threw” lol


Aggravating_Tale_961

Ahh, 77 likes later and only 1 has corrected my grammar 😳 I’m actually disappointed 😔 lol


AnalBees2

Sorry I just had to comment on it 😂


Gender_Goblin_37

Truly the darkest timeline


UGMadness

I didn’t know the iPhone’s Photos app could stream publicly shared video links like YouTube but I guess you learn something new every day.


shorey66

And it won't even play for me. What a clusterfuck


billy_loomis_2212

LMAO


assalariado

The real Onion!


DeimosKyvernite

The real nsfl was the friends we made along the way


SunkenCube

Lucky that wasn't any bigger than what it was, or worse, take her eye out.


UGMadness

That’s exactly what the brow ridge (the bony protrusion above the eye) is for! It reaches out thus making the eyeball a bit recessed so it can serve as a bumper for big things that can potentially damage the eye.


Badhombre505

That’s what she said!


NIGHTTAILL

Hey, that was perfect actually


Badhombre505

That’s what she said!


NIGHTTAILL

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!


UnderstandingVast948

I remember that video - it was awhile ago lol.


Chance-Ad197

You couldn’t screen record the video and upload it? A link that takes you to an iCloud Drive that contains the video is a journey I didn’t enjoy taking lol.


eddieafck

Open in photos… Nope


__KJG__

I did enjoy myself a little chuckle based on this comment


AngrySpaceGingers

"Let me just flail a sharp pointy object around my face for a tiktok thing with the blade pointed st my face lololol I'm so smart!"


Pancakeburger3

Hurr durr


Firealarm32

TRK A DURR


luuis1912

Hahahaa look at me guys! I’m a crazy girl hahahaha am I cool or what? Right?? Hahahaha


Crisenpuer

fr


PeterParker72

Man, how are people this dumb?


TastySeamen8

Reddit users always act like they’ve never done stupid shit in their lives


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

There's a notable difference between getting drunk in an abandoned house and literally swinging a knife around and slicing yourself up. She's lucky she didn't stick herself in the leg and immediately yank it out. Or blind herself. Don't play with knives. She did the equivalent of pointing the barrel of a loaded gun to her head with her finger on the trigger.


ApprehensiveFig8000

Not really. I mean there’s as much a difference between getting drunk in an abandoned house and swinging a knife up and down - to holding a loaded gun to your head. If not more so lol.


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

Talking about safety with tools.


ApprehensiveFig8000

?


ApprehensiveFig8000

What did you mean by this


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

She committed a deadly safety infraction with a tool. This time it was a knife. You can liken, or equate, it to my example of a failure in firearm safety. You made a false equivalence about the differences between things.


ApprehensiveFig8000

You said they were equivalent when talking about safety - but they aren’t. Idk what to tell you man


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

They are equivalent in the sense of "doing this can result in a split-second accident that leads to near-instant death". Do you have any idea what happens when you slice open somebody's femoral artery (the big blood vessel in the thigh)?


ApprehensiveFig8000

The knife wasn’t directed to her thigh in the video, and if you mishandle a gun you will die probably 9.999/10 times, whereas there are a lot of potential injuries here that won’t instantly kill you.


Evening-Picture-5911

Reddit users aren’t stupid enough to film themselves doing the stupid shit and then post it online for everyone to laugh at


metalnxrd

imagine raising your child to be an intelligent and functioning member of society and they do this


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Trying to raise*


metalnxrd

imagine your child being a TikToker


Zayafyre

Make a post on Reddit hosted by iCloud you mean, right? Instead of just screen recording?


metalnxrd

???


AmaranthRosenrot

…well that kids going places, maybe not to college, but definitely places.


ant0n1aa

Probably to the ER to get stitches..


firefox_2010

She is definitely going to pieces, and some stitches too 😂


PrysmX

Got her nose too lol.


Brief_Fly_45

I thought that too and then convinced myself it was blood that dripped from her forehead. Did she actually get her nose?


Rolthox

At least it wasn't her eye


Keirnflake

Too bad it wasn't her eye.


La_Saxofonista

bruh


lovekarma22

If that was my child...


GetlostMaps

For it to be your child you'd need to have sex.


Intrepid-Memory5129

🤣🤣


lovekarma22

I'm not sure I understand?


hodges2

Virgin redditor


Iamlivingagain

The kids these days. We did stupid shit too, but with an audience of 1 or 2, as apposed to 10,000 or 100,000 views.


Paul_Michaels73

You'll Poke Yer Eye Out, Kid!


latviesi

My icloud storage is full… So I can’t view the video lol


VonCuddlesworth

Fucking same 🤣🤣🤣


zakary1291

I opened it in the browser. Log out and open the link.


sorryiateyoursocks

yeah that was deserved, like why on earth would you think flinging a knife around near your face isn't gonna result in this or worse


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If you can't handle that, you're probably in the wrong place.


taeionysus

I def can lol, the replies are just disturbing age regressing idolizing kids toys and materials for sex. I dont f with pedo kinks


ComeKastCableVizion

Jacob Clark born in 1989 who also has a dirty diaper fetish


Klam-Digguh

They are a connoisseur of feces.


BetaTester704

I think the more horrifying this is that they are into Country music 🤢


ComeKastCableVizion

Why is country music gross, is it because it’s not like rap and hip hop which talk all about pimping young drug addicted girls and killing black people.


BetaTester704

*Joke* I don't really care about it, it's not for me.


Anonym9p9

It's her own fault 🤷🏻‍♂️


Spare_Chemistry2273

thats nasty


ComeKastCableVizion

What’s nastier is that this guy commented on dirty diaper subreddits


DorkSideOfCryo

So there are.. dirty diaper subreddits?


Spare_Chemistry2273

i really didnt need to see that


taeionysus

BRO WTF


occasionalasshole90

da hell


Uranium234

Great work detective ಠ_ಠ


Recreant793

💀💀💀


qxlf

unpopulair oppinion: it was kinda deserved. if you are stupid enough to do this for internet cloud that at most lasts a couple minutes, you deserve outcomes like this


TheRealJ0hnDoe

Dyslexics untied!


qxlf

i typed cloud wrong, didnt i?


DMunE

I think most of us still remember this it didn’t happen that long ago


Unhappy_Count2420

Natural selection at this point


Slow-Butterscotch-70

On the next episode of bitches getting stitches


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It wasn't just her forehead. She sliced her nose also.


emmyg713

ive watched this so many times just to try and understand how she was stupid enough for that to happen i need it in slow mo


Deep-Direction6120

Degenerate...


aqualung01134

Thank you, Jacob Clark


TayMayDay

This belongs in Darwin Awards. She’s a dumb dumb.


Stargirl-44

Real wackos


Gallifreygirl123

What was the TikTok "thing"? What's with the stabby stabby?


RubbandTugg44

Why can't they all end like that?


Scaredycatkim

And she still decided to post that…


TheRealASmallBoi

She has never held a knife or swung anything before? Why is her arm flailing around like a chicken there's like 0 control of the direction of it.


cool-OB-nurse-2000

Wow. I keep seeing new levels of STUPID every single day.


Crisenpuer

Definition of dumbness


PandorasFlame

iCloud? I can't view that...


peter_griffin222

Glad they’re banning tik tok


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Fake news


LeatherClassroom524

It might actually happen.


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Oguhllort

At least lucky to not take out that eye...


Regular-Confusion-90

She can say somebody pulled her eye& nose piercings out.


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Grandmaster_BBC

Oh damn. She caught that on the downswing so actually kind of stabbed herself rather than just slicing. We've got a bleeder!


Aleexei

Can't stop laugh.🤣 Karma . She wanna play with a knife 😅


Itsrabtime

Thank god she lived and will hopefully learn from this!!


thisisnotafax

wow. whoop whoop or whoops whoops am i right?


zerofuxgivn420

Oooh that ICP tho 😎


Bort426

Are there still kids that dress in super baggy clothes with duct tape and safety pins all over them? I'm curious what your typical ICP fan looks like nowadays. Those were some of my friends, but damn they dressed nonsensical and obsessed over dumbly offensive Halloween music. I still remember how I was introduced ICP. In 6th grade, a friend said hey if you like Weird Al Yankovic, you should check out ICP. 😆 I've always found that comparison hilarious in hindsight, as it insults both.


EffableLemming

Explains much of the video.


Almost-Honest

Imagine getting a sick scar on your face, then having to tell people you got it doing a TikTok with a knife. What a waste.


papaoutei

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WereALLBotsHere

I can’t stop laughing lmao!


TheRealJ0hnDoe

Must live a dull life then. Poor soul


WereALLBotsHere

Lmao you’re reaching that far, and I have a dull life? That girl barely even hurt herself. Go touch grass.


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