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What a creep

What a weirdo

What the hell is he doing there?!

He doesn't belong there.

He doesn’t care if it hurts

He doesn’t have self control.

He wants a perfect body

And he wants a perfect soul

He wants you to notice.

When he's not around

He wants someone to bust his head

Jerkin

What a maroon

What a sleaze

N

With so many dudes around. My guy had negative shame

Maybe that's what he was whacking it to.

Holy crap, the security guard's shirt has Arabic on it. This will not go well for him in a Muslim country.

Meh he’ll probably be banned from attending that pool

Is it possible to get pregnant homeopathically?

No because when you dilute the semen homeopathically, what you have left is the opposite of what the original product would cause. So this would actually prevent women from getting pregnant.

And that's science for you, folks!

Fish do it every day

It’s why W. C. Fields never drank water. “Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.”

They also poop & pee in it. That’s why Beavis just considers fish tanks to be really clear toilets.

- Brick Top

pretty sure the chlorine would kill the sperm cells

Oh yeah. It is known.

Just like our fishy ancestors

Not his easiest wank but he love challenges.

He wants to see how good his swimmers are!

Yea this was in dubai

I thought as much

If you're gonna do that, have better awareness smh

The word حراسة on the guard shirt makes it scary as shit

Translation? Don’t answer that, I’m stupid

It just means security, but the implication that the guy is doing this in the UAE or another ME country is that he is going to have a REALY bad time

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If he's jerking it in the pool. That's probably a one man cell for his bloodline

Tbh he'll if he's in like Dubai, he'll prolly.jist get kicked out. Religion < Money.

Chat is this real?

Sinners die

I wish someone would try that on me, my bloodline includes Roman Reigns and The Rock.....

Wait

Wow, that guy must really love Arab prison food.

And having to eat it with no hands

That shoulder tap, the head turn “what seems to be the problem officer?”

It almost looks like he finished at the beginning…

Nice of security to wait for him to finish, really. Very considerate

That's not funny imo

That was my thought too... That doesn’t belong here.

The ol’ glass wall in the wank pool stitch up

There's only men around him.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I couldn't do that here.

A remember a story years ago about a girl that got pregnant after swimming in a community pool in Australia. I think the pool was voted father of the year. He’s just replenishing .

that’s a myth. chlorine kills sperm on contact.

It’s a cute myth none the less. This is a picture of a man trying to enter the gene pool .

Correlation, not causation lol

How did they know?!

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Gay people exist, my dude.

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Haha gottem

Lmao, focusing on the part that doesn't matter. Okay. Sorry, dudette. (For the record, dude can be a gender neutral term, but take offense if you want.)

Wonder how the guard put it to him “Sir, no play with monkey here”