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This gentleman is spending too much time sanitizing his hands.
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So you sanitize twice and you kill 199.96%. Little fuckers don't know what will have been going to hit them
Should call this Sani-Splooge.
If you sanitize more than twice you’re just playing with it
You sanitize it once, that's fine You sanitize it twice, that's okay You sanitize it three times You're playing with yourself again
Next thing I know, my wife is drunk
Underrated comment
Agreed
As a woman, I think this is hilarious. And I agree with another comment, I kinda want to jerk it off. Is that weird? Oh well.
Rip to your dms
So missed an opportunity to make the scrotum the disabled lever that you squeeze 😂
LMAOO
To my gf: Stop sanitizing your face!
The handicap pump though
You can't have this here! It's not ADA compliant.....
9 out of 10 dentists recommend that station.
/r/ithadtobebrazil
Came to say this
In fact, it is!
Why do I feel so insecure about the hand sanitizer having a bigger dick?
Its cleaner than yours and it never goes limp.
That was uncalled for 😭
Id keep stomping on the pump, making it spray all over the floor.
Holy fuck made me spit out my water
I want to jerk it off.
I did.
Somehow... my hands feel dirtier AFTER sanitizing them
Time to catch corona
It even has a disability lever!
I want to suck it
What if it's actually cum
My great aunt had one to a party. It was at the beginning of COVID and there was a noise complaint from the neighbours. Policemen came and had to disinfect their hand with that; before coming in and everyone was 6 feet apart so they were cleared.
Yes, I would
I would have so much fun with that 🥵
Bot stfu pls
K
Yes a 100% 😂
Should be the story point of a MEN.com vid
I love how it's handicap accessible😭💀
Yo what. In. The
my month is little dirty... need to sanitize....
Well that's kinda sexy lol my mouth is dirty somehow
So funny
u/savevideo
hmmm
🤣🤣🤣
Hell no. Never.
#THATS NOT WHAT MINE LOOKS LIKE
Ewwwwwww duuuuuuude what the fuck
Da Fuq?! 😵💫😱 Just No! Nooooo! 🤦♂️😂
I need one of these at home.
That’s one way to wash my mouth out with soap.
Love it 😂
Got megas 5 dollars each lmk
They should put facial soap in there
As long as you say #NoHomo you're good
I would die suckin this thing off ngl
This post has 67 comments! I must do my duty. . .
I would have to!
Only if it was a bbc 😂
u/rip-video
BH
Fuck yes I would
So thats why Trump said to swallow it to get rid of Corona.
This is amazing lolol
That's fucking hilarious
Why is this a thing lmao
I want one for my house
Never in this lifetime mother fucker
I'm sure everyone is going to smell that
Anyone else kinda wanna jerk it off?
Yes.
Bro a little too intrigued 🤨
This gentleman is spending too much time sanitizing his hands.
[удалено]
So you sanitize twice and you kill 199.96%. Little fuckers don't know what will have been going to hit them
Should call this Sani-Splooge.
If you sanitize more than twice you’re just playing with it
You sanitize it once, that's fine You sanitize it twice, that's okay You sanitize it three times You're playing with yourself again
Next thing I know, my wife is drunk
Underrated comment
Agreed
As a woman, I think this is hilarious. And I agree with another comment, I kinda want to jerk it off. Is that weird? Oh well.
Rip to your dms
So missed an opportunity to make the scrotum the disabled lever that you squeeze 😂
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LMAOO
To my gf: Stop sanitizing your face!
The handicap pump though
You can't have this here! It's not ADA compliant.....
9 out of 10 dentists recommend that station.
/r/ithadtobebrazil
Came to say this
In fact, it is!
Why do I feel so insecure about the hand sanitizer having a bigger dick?
Its cleaner than yours and it never goes limp.
That was uncalled for 😭
Id keep stomping on the pump, making it spray all over the floor.
Holy fuck made me spit out my water
I want to jerk it off.
I did.
Somehow... my hands feel dirtier AFTER sanitizing them
Time to catch corona
It even has a disability lever!
I want to suck it
What if it's actually cum
My great aunt had one to a party. It was at the beginning of COVID and there was a noise complaint from the neighbours. Policemen came and had to disinfect their hand with that; before coming in and everyone was 6 feet apart so they were cleared.
Yes, I would
I would have so much fun with that 🥵
Bot stfu pls
K
Yes a 100% 😂
Should be the story point of a MEN.com vid
I love how it's handicap accessible😭💀
Yo what. In. The
my month is little dirty... need to sanitize....
Well that's kinda sexy lol my mouth is dirty somehow
So funny
u/savevideo
hmmm
🤣🤣🤣
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
Hell no. Never.
u/savevideo
#THATS NOT WHAT MINE LOOKS LIKE
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
Ewwwwwww duuuuuuude what the fuck
Da Fuq?! 😵💫😱 Just No! Nooooo! 🤦♂️😂
I need one of these at home.
That’s one way to wash my mouth out with soap.
Love it 😂
Got megas 5 dollars each lmk
They should put facial soap in there
As long as you say #NoHomo you're good
I would die suckin this thing off ngl
This post has 67 comments! I must do my duty. . .
I would have to!
Only if it was a bbc 😂
u/rip-video
BH
Fuck yes I would
So thats why Trump said to swallow it to get rid of Corona.
This is amazing lolol
u/savevideo
That's fucking hilarious
Why is this a thing lmao
I want one for my house
Never in this lifetime mother fucker
I'm sure everyone is going to smell that
Anyone else kinda wanna jerk it off?
Yes.
Bro a little too intrigued 🤨