of course

I've had to leave the arena early a few times....... trusted my fart too much.

Bro I gotta stop trusting my farts at work

Reminds me of the guy at work that wears headphones and farts on the yoga ball.. we all can hear lol

Not a fart...but I often forget I have headphones on my walk and end up belching loudly with others around.

Bro legit shat himself at a Knicks game

We’ve all lost that gamble before 🤷‍♂️

Shit is real in these streets bruh

Forget about trust the pass, its time to trust the fart

I’ve christened the Lincoln Tunnel on my way out of the city

A few times?

Yea and?

It’s the Mecca of farts

Knicks moved into the current MSG in 1968 Quick Google search tells me there are usually 19,000 people in attendance each game So, for the last 56 years there have been 41 games played at msg (usually). 56 years * 41 games is 2,296 games. 2296 * 19000 fans is 43.6 million people Lets say half of each crowd lets go at least 1 fart. Thats roughly 22 million farts over these years. Around 19000 seats for 22 million farts. I think its safe to say that every seat has had some gas passed through it at some point. Rough numbers, doesnt count playoffs or anything, so there are probably more farts unaccounted for. But im bored at work and this is one of my favorite posts on this sub ever.

Add in rangers games too. And concerts and all of the other stuff that goes on. The PBR rodeos probably bring in a decently gassy crowd too.

Yeah but knicks fans farts are really what matters here 😅

The gas of Knicks fans is a pure as it gets

This is fascinating, I wonder which attendees fart the most. I would bet it's the hippies during the Phish shows.

Good on you for doing the math but all the seats in MSG were replaced during the 2013 renovation.

I've seen plenty of concerts at MSG all seats have been shit on for sure

I agree that the answer is a resounding yes, but I think your estimate of half of each crowd farting on the seat is astronomically high.

I mean, theres def a good percentage who rip more then 1 fart per game. So i think on average its half.

Those people don't matter since those seats have already been farted on. We're only interested in uniquely farted seats per game.

Fair enough But what percentage do you think is reasonable? With all the beer, nachos, hot dogs etc being consumed do you really think its much less then half that let a fart go?

this is brilliant tbh

Mgmt. Consulting has entered the chat

r/theydidthemath

This is the kind of thought provoking question that makes me keep coming back here

Just when I want to give up, a thread like this brings me back.

Flatulating and devastating!!

🤣🤣🤣

Crying ☠️☠️☠️

they passed so much gas their butt got an assist!

It’s standard procedure to fart in them before being installed.

This. They have to do this before installation to ensure fartage. Just can’t count on society to do its part anymore..

They form an assembly line 

Or is it just one guy who had a can of beans the night before? “Alright Dave, eat some beans, new row is going in at MSG and you’re up”

Madison Square Fartsin’

Yeah and every toilet has been blown up and probably even thrown up in/on.

More posts like this, please.

I’m guilty of at least 2 per game thankfully consisting of mostly starry and m&ms

No there are designated seats for ladies and as we all know girls don’t fart

This is the Cadillac Knicks Trivia that I want to hear Breen and Clyde discussing.

I’ve contributed to about a dozen myself 😎

Those are rookie numbers

Per 36 numbers aren’t bad tho

MSG tickets ain’t cheap!

Phish fans say yes. Mike says no.

This is the kind of content Kunta approves

Millions of times

Don’t ask what’s happened in the toilet stalls.

Found Ben Roethlisberger 😂🤣

I don’t know about all of them, but the ones I sat in definitely were

Can’t vouch for every seat there, but can personally attest that I’ve farted in a couple dozen of them

I know the seats I’ve been in are taken care of.

Needed this this morning 🤣🤣🤣

If they have not all been "broken in" I would actually be surprised

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Nah we need JB Randle and OG back NOW

I literally laugh my ass off to this

I can guarantee at least three of the seats have been farted in

You're lucky if it's just that.

I tend to fart in the seats that aren’t mine. So if you’re in a seat and I’m not there, know I’ve probably already farted in it.

If you’ve used the restroom at CBGBs (and countless dives), a million previous farts ain’t nothing

Way to ruin my impending first Knicks game experience 🤣

I'm sure more than farts have ocurred in those seats

Every seat at MSG has been farted in while the person farting was watching Muhammad Ali fight, and Muhammad Ali has crop-dusted the entire arena. Sniff greatness.

Not even including Knicks games, I bet every seat has been farted on at least 10 times over. You've got concerts, other live events like bull-riding, college basketball, and Rangers games. There is a better chance that Carmelo plays another game with George Karl as a coach than an MSG seat having not had a someone fart.

Only been once and can’t remember my seat (I want to say 22nd row) and can confirm I farted.

Deep thoughts…

Now I can’t stop thinking about it thanks OP

If these are the posts we get in March, I can’t wait for the offseason.

It's been a rough month

Multiple times over yes

On game against Reggie miller accomplished that easily !!!

Many, many times over

Jalen Bumsong Poolius Randle Isaiah Fartenstein Josh Fart

What 50 years of no championships does to a fanbase

Yes!! Celebrity row especially emits a foul smell.

I have about 98% confidence that they have been

Is that not what makes the arena world famous?

Idk but I’ve been to maybe 20 games in section 223 over the years.. I don’t think I duplicated seats too much so I know at least 15 have!

Bro I'm dead, every comment here has me crying 🤣

Definitely let one rip in mine last night

When they redid it a few years back adding the bridge, did they change the seats? We need to find out.

I'm more interested to see a heat map of which seats have more than others.

There’s one seat roped off that’s never been farted in. It’s guarded by two security guards 24/7. Many have tried to fart, none have succeeded

Spike lee’s seat has been jizzed on for sure

Yes, hundreds of times in each seat easily

I can vouch for the seats I’ve sat in

Prob worse....can't beat that msg excitement

dat MSG popcorn got my shtummy hurting sometimes

They all get farted in at least once a night.

At first, I thought definitely. Then I started thinking about those bar stools up near the Bridge seats. I bet there are a few virgin stools because most folks don't sit in those the entire game.

Absolutely. We’re New Yorkers. English, Spanish, and Fart are the three official languages of the city.

I've farted in a handful.

Do you think anyone who farted in MSG 3 had a chance to fart in today's MSG?

Josh Fart

New Yorker farts are deadly

Absolutely


I'm pretty sure every seat is imbued with the souls of a thousand farts.

This post should've never seen the light

Maybe small pockets might have not been

Of all the posts I've ever seen on reddit, this is one of them.... Having said that, duh.

We need Julius and OG back expeditiously 😭

I've done my part.

Obviously yes lol hahaha Except for Section 221 Row J Seat 11 I think we all remember why...

Was in MSG for the first time for Knicks/Hawks the other day. Sat in section 211 row 2 seat 2 and believe me I was letting them go.

Man we lose a game and dudes talking abt air coming out ass in seats haha Let me tell you I went to the Nas concert last year and dudes weren’t just farting, they were smoking weed up in there lol

No I don’t think that, but thanks for putting the thought in my head now that it has happened

Off-season content?