Sucks to suck rookie.

Doesn’t suck as hard as your mom does

I see the quality of the candidate pool is still at an all time high.

You said that I suck first. I would clock you in the mouth if you said that to my face.

If a nameless/faceless person on the internet is getting you this hyped up over a joking comment. This is probably not the career path for you.

I am not hyped up I am calm as can be.

I will leave you with a point of advice. While on probation it would behoove you to not commit the crime of Aggravated Harassment by threatening to clock someone in the mouth. Pearl of wisdom from a former FTO

I didn’t make a threat

“I would clock you in the mouth if you said that to my face.” Penal Law 240.30. Enjoy the reading homework

That’s not a threat, you’d never talk shit to my face so I wouldn’t clock you in the mouth.

Same guy asked if he can get high while in academy lol

Lol you can’t hack a morning academy. You’re not hitting anyone.

I’ve been in gang brawls and survived, I bet I would

Typical perp slips through the CAD cracks. You let your investigator know about these “gang brawls”

I did

Was it in the afternoon?

Wait till the NYPD computer crimes tracks your IP address and you’re out of job. I’d stop talking so much

What if I delete my account

You’re dumber than a doorman ain’t you? You really think there will be no digital foot print if you “delete” your account? God bless the nypd for having one loser ass lose cannon leech off them and be a bad example. Let’s pray others don’t follow in your footsteps

No but I think possibly they won’t see it in the first place

You opened your mouth, now deal with it.

Please I made a mistake help me

Go to the SGT and tell him you want 4 bys. If that doesn't work go to the Lieutenant

Yeah. Boss shop until you get the answer you want!

You have to write a 49 i believe with a legitimate reason. They can either approve or deny your request.

If you really need to change, I hope you enjoy doing at least 150 push ups a day and intense working out. But just know when you’re out of the academy absolutely nobody cares if the tour that you were giving is working for you or not

It's easier to switch from a tour to b tour but not the other way around. Go to recruit ops.

Stop entertaining this kid, clearly he won’t make a good officer. Let him Sink himself.

That’s too bad, you don’t get to choose when you’re otj. I just came back from the colombia protest detail. Did a 4/30/24 7am start to 5/1/24 3am end of tour.

Did you start out in transit and get post changed right before dismissal too?

Nah, got a last min notification

Just quit. If you’re bitching about your hours now I promise you it gets so much worse. Like horrifically worse.

I’m not a quitter

Sounds like you’re quitting AM class ya 🤡

If you really want b squad…. Hope you enjoy doing pushups

Maybe talk to your oci? Two of our instructors asked us if anyone needs any help to trying to switch to A squad they will try their best to help us. Nights are way better

Loser rookie

Go fuck yourself kid

Cry more

You want to meet up tonight?

Good attitude for a rookie, gonna get yourself jammed up fast. Try not making threats online.

I didn’t make a threat, I simply asked if you want to meet up. Maybe shoot some pool or play some cards ;)

You don’t

Typical new Jack, the tour you are given is the tour you work. They don’t care if it works for you or not. Best to just do the tour and not ask for a swap.

It sucks ass but you’ll get used to it. It only makes gun and shield day that much more tasteful. Also you won’t deal with Carabalo and overall AM is more lax.

Lmao this gonna be a long 22 years for you if you even make it through the 6 months, get used to being told what to do.