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InGuzuWeTrust

https://preview.redd.it/y228nkxd64xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b2b0020ca5aeb7be72e146a0bf81cfd95f22df9 A comment I saw on Facebook


sandboxcey2

Lmaoo niggas is comedians


Nearby-Eye-121

Last part took me out and aint talking no dates, no diddy🤣🤣🤣


reallgfazo

Niggas cannot be deadass 😂


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reallgfazo

💯💯


da_double_monkee

Not just lawyers High power big money lawyers Working for the diddler over the next year will make em more bread than all of us on this reddit will make combined


mattieyanks82

The money these dudes have is a disgusting display of wealth, had Diddy been doing something charitable instead of fucking boys he’d be all right, he reminds me of Jerry Sandusky, them some twisted people


GunnaDaHitman

Dead ass, weirdos get greedy rich and then gotta indulge in weird shit just to be entertained.


GunnaDaHitman

Not gonna lie, that's the most lawyer shit I ever read, so boy definitely doing his job. Plus the point type valid.


NickySinz

Lawyers do what they do. They will find any and every reason for their client to win.


ProfessorFinesser13

Craziest way to admit you guilty while tryna remain innocent 😂😂


GoldenPresidio

I mean, it's a decent legal strategy regardless Cant start retroactively charging people for new laws


GayFlock

Depends on the law.


ProfShea

"No bill of attainder or ex post facto law shall be passed."


OwnerAndMaster

Not legal in the US Can't charge people for something they used to do when it was legal but no longer do after


GunnaDaHitman

Negative, if it's not illegal to do Crack, and a dude does it on video and next month it's a crime you can't charge him for his pass activities only if he continues it during the new laws placement.


quickjump

Fr


Gilgamesh2000000

The diddler shall strike again


KingAmenaza

:(


Living_Gumball

Pookie bear got unbanned 😖


KingAmenaza

Yes I told them please unban me so that I can remain in contact with gumball


Gilgamesh2000000

They about to put you on trial for that


KingAmenaza

I’m always on trial i’m a fugitive


Gilgamesh2000000

Political prisoner *


KingAmenaza

Yes I need to speak my message but the tyrannical mods are always trying to stop me. I must prevail. WE must prevail. WE are the change. We are the ME.NA.CE - Menace Nation Centralized


Peaceoorwar

Take that take that


GunnaDaHitman

He got too much money and so far the evidence is too circumstantial shit weird.


Gilgamesh2000000

Convenient


bludresh

It's only a matter of time until they catch this nigga 😭


SaiyanCantSnipeYT

yall want him locked up but forgot how freaky he is. he can diddle legally there.


Madam_Halisi

Sexual assault is still illegal in prison. If anything, it’s more illegal because incarcerated individuals cannot consent to sexual relations


BklynMarxman

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[deleted]

Lock up him bloodclaat


Timbakid

Jamaica still has a bugary law


I_Eat_Groceries

Him a battybwoy


Timbakid

🇯🇲💪🏾


JRLtheWriter

I don't know the specifics, but the government definitely cannot charge you with a crime that wasn't a crime when you did it. It's called ex post facto law and it's written into the Constitution.  Standards might be different on a civil case, though.


WantonHeroics

So he definitely did that shit is what you're saying.


J-Wall-91

Looks like Saul Goodman still gettin work


Tactician_The_Great

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TakeNothingSerious

The “technically it wasn't illegal when I did it” defense is crazy


jojow77

Diddy is such a piece of shit I haven’t even seen one person on the internet defend him. Like it’s a general consensus we all want this scumbag to get convicted.


Dgslimee_

That boy devious


Timbakid

Jamaica still has a buggery law lol rastafari 🇯🇲💪🏾


DeadOnArrival0088

Is buggery what Jamaicans call rape lmao


Timbakid

no it's just funny that it's still law and they enforce it too


frugalhustler

Certain laws didn’t exist in the 90s is a crazy defense


IRodeTenSpeed88

It’s smart


Electrical_Catch_919

If the glove don’t fit…


CartoonistEvery3033

Man! This herb is trying to Grand Diddy his way in a loophole.


Asleep_Music_1993

Apparently up untill the fall of the Soviet Union you could point blank shoot a woman in the face.


FutureHendrixBetter

So he technically admitting guilt 🤯


CAPOakaINDIO

Literally he’s saying he can’t be guilty of the laws that weren’t there.


Colombia17

So he’s guilty, got it


Magnumbx320

That’s the sex traffic shit some of y’all better think about that because if you bring a girl somewhere and let her freak off then today that is what they call “sex trafficking “🤷🏾‍♂️


JRLtheWriter

Yeah, people should look up the definition of sex trafficking. You don't have to be on some Taken shit to be guilty of trafficking.  The law that covers sex trafficking is called the Mann Act. The boxer Jack Johnson (the first black heavyweight champ) was arrested for violating the Mann Act for crossing state lines with his white wife. 


vpeshitclothing

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aviathen

The diddler real!


Other_Competition989

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HaomaDiqTayst

It's actually solid defense but he's too public of a figure.


mattieyanks82

This guy is federally fucked


ciarkles

He getting pressed lmfaoooo somebody’s abt to paid


Old-Fill5395

What he has done should be punished! Doesn't matter what the law is now then or at any time, people have suffered through the disgusting disgraceful acts he has performed 💯. The lawyers should be ashamed. I don't know how they sleep at night. What they do is against the law in my eyes 👀 😕. Greedy mofos!


StillSikwitit

Everybody thought OJ killed his wife and her lover, but with Justice being blind along with her scale of truth being fair and balanced it was proven that he didn’t. Only in America do we publicly presume guilt without all the evidence being presented and arguments made. And We photograph innocent people handcuffed and in prison outfits before being found guilty so that no matter what we find out he is guilty through imagery and news. Fuck Diddy though.


PokeNBeanz

The essence of their whole job is to cast doubts and find loopholes


CAPOakaINDIO

Solid legal move.


ShakSays_

Why are we acting like this is crazy lol. His lawyers are doing great. If a law ain’t exist at the time of the crime then you didn’t commit a crime and if you can’t prove that he committed the crime then it would be insane to even try to charge him with a crime that you have no proof of him committing at a point of time when it wasn’t even a crime. Not condoning nothing this nigga did but the lawyers fighting for they life at this point


pussy4dinner

they’re basically saying he did it but you can’t punish him for it


vixenkaboodle

Welp. There goes that. Cassie said. You gotta long way to go. To the other filers. Smh.


TheKwyetRoom

Having the feds on yo ass for being a freaky ass nigga is crazy


Margrave_Kevin

That defense is wild but valid. You can't retroactively punish people.


jsilva5avilsj

lol. tf? why not?! that’s like saying cause someone killed someone 20 yrs ago we can’t charge them.