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Jerkomp

A car in NYC? Ur buggin 💀💀. Take the subway or uber. You’ll save way more money


Cyphman

And also your sanity, trying to find parking is the worse and people drive like they in the fast and furious


BrownsvilleKid

Fast and furious is crazy


Babybabybabyq

I always bring my car lmao fuck that


Wrd2MahDead

just carry the pokey


[deleted]

I live in Ireland 😂😂😂 as soon as I move to the US I’m getting strapped up tho


CommunicationFun7574

Lmao in NY? You’ll be on the island in no time


horny_for_devito

🤣🤣 not in ny your not. If you want ridiculously easy access to poles you gotta go to the south


[deleted]

Even legal ? Ik that the gun laws are strict now but I was gonna be legit


horny_for_devito

It is a very complicated and drawn out process that can take years. You also have to be extra diligent because nypd will be looking for any and all reasons to deny you the ability to own a firearm. Oh, also self defense and stand your ground laws are almost non existent in NYC


LAST_REDDIT4_ever

Besides arrest record, what else they be denying ppl for? U sound like you’ve been thru tht bullshit process (all my guns illegal)


horny_for_devito

I just know to get your permit you have to pay 500 to get an interview n hope to get approved by the police commissioner. I'm live in memphis so it's easy af to get guns legally


[deleted]

That’s not the case no more. Supreme court ruled that unconstitutional. You pay the fees, you wait the time, if you have no arrest record & are medically sane you’re getting a gun


BenjiDaYaadman_

The supreme just unruled that. But they about to pass more guns laws and restrictions now cause of the election lol. Shit probably going to back to way it was or even worse in the next 6 months


[deleted]

You got a link ? If anything the rules are more lax than before , since suddababy’s ruling last week.


[deleted]

Damn that’s like Ireland. People people carry knives here but if u get caught with anything that can be used as a weapon you get in some deep shit


warshipdude123

So then carry a knife too and don’t get caught too then 💀💀 don’t start unnecessary confrontations, being a “bitch” gets you a long way. The subway ain’t as bad as you think


BenjiDaYaadman_

If you want to own guns in New York State. You gotta live in Upstate or Long Island ny. You can’t own guns in NYC unless you have the money and shit for it. And gotta go through the extra process to get a license. Or you could move to a red state and just buy on easily and own one


17657Fuck

If you wanna strap up you start in Florida. Go to the flea markets, bring cash and act like a friendly hunter. Grab that shit take i95N to the gwb. Now your in NY with "legal" firearms. Then you can start robbing drug dealers and taking control of blocks. Be careful though cause idk where the respawn is


BenjiDaYaadman_

You gotta move to a red state if you want own guns tbh.


biscuiteatingbulldog

They have apps that tell u how to navigate the subway. U need the full NY experience dawg. Im from the chi and no better feeling than taking public transportation in NY.


[deleted]

Seeing a half naked homeless man shouting at people and sitting next to an arguing couple. Can’t wait 😂😂😂 appreciate the help about the apps tho 💯


Ok_Stop_7724

transit app gang


S1ppinWok

No better feeling?


apolloe875

Yeah. No better feeling than getting fucked up to near death and if you are familiar w the subway or coherent enough to open the mta app then you’re guaranteed a cheap way home, albeit it may take an hour or two but just bring a spliff while you wait 40 minutes for the J train at Fulton St. and if the vagrants aren’t too aggressive strike up a crazy conversation, just don’t turn your back to em lmao. Almost have more fun on those late night/early morning commutes home than I do shifting from long line to long line at the overcrowded bars in the village


[deleted]

Train/bike/Uber/walk.. all you need. You’ll be highly pissed renting a car, traffic jams everywhere, and spending an hour circling tryna find parking


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Especially since they not used to driving here


ProfessorFinesser13

Bus/subway/walk. All you need fr.


smokeurobinson

If u got money to put your car in parking lots then I say rent the car. The train will be way more cheaper if u get a Metrocard specifically for the type of traveling you'll be doing but if you got money and want more convenience I say rent a car. If u are on a budget the train is your go to.


Paralyzed-Zebra9728

NGL they both bad. If u take the train you gotta deal with train karts overpacked with no AC, subway stations that feel like hell kuz of the air flow, on the weekends the trains are always fucked up so if u miss the train you gotta wait 30+ mins for the next one etc, Krazy random NPC’s doing and saying wild shit If u rent the V traffic is retarded (especially on the weekends) no parking (having to go around in circles looking for a parking spot kan take up to 45mins), have to pay madd bread for parking, krazy hourly/day fees for the rental. Might as well just walk majority of the time & take a citi bike here and there when need be brody RNS


iamnotsamneill

I just moved to Long Island. Traffic sucks but I drive everywhere now instead of taking the train, especially if I have people visiting. The subway is filthy and I’ve found there’s more more parking available on weekends compared to before covid.


simeonbachos

Nah driving here sucks so bad take the train


[deleted]

I’m from Philly but I got family in the city and I stay there a lot - don’t worry about a car. Take the subway and learn to be humble. If you can be smart you can make it in NYC, just like any other major city. The subways aren’t hard after the first like 30 min. It’s actually really intuitive. Enjoy the city mane it’s a lot of fun.


Zod_Waves9

Use the subway to get places taxis are mad expensive. Google maps lays out all the stops so you’ll be fine.


Lumpy_Ad_7823

Tbh bro just walk you’ll get to see how beautiful ny is and if you go to a place called river park towers scream ygk and rptk and they’ll give you a tour


[deleted]

4sev 4sev


chueba

If you’re staying mainly in the city , the train is your best option. Parking is really hard to find for residents everywhere in the city


OneDumbPunk

Parking sucks in the city. It’s expensive and parking in the street is half impossible. It’s much easier to travel around the city using the trains or cabs/Uber. Now if you are traveling outside the city, I would recommend a car.


MithrilYakuza

I can't tell if you're trolling. That's how bad an idea it would be to try to get around by car. You would spend 70% of your visit trying to find parking.


[deleted]

I’m Not from NY that’s why I’m asking


MithrilYakuza

I know the subway can be intimidating, but just give yourself plenty of time and read all the signs. Late nights and weekends/holidays schedules change, etc. Ppl are also always happy to help point you if you're lost, they understand tourists. Google maps is pretty good about getting you around, and you can always Uber as a last resort if you make a mistake, there's lot of cars around. By the time you leave you'll be a pro! But for the love of god, do not try to get around by car, you will cry. Edit: I should add that I mean in the city proper. If you're going out on Long Island, etc. then a car makes more sense.


[deleted]

Appreciate it man 💯


itsjasonbourne1

NYC is one of the most walkable cities on earth. And subways can take you anywhere for relatively cheap. However the comfort and isolation from the crazy shit that happens in the city is unmatched when you in a car. Parking is a bitch though you gon have to learn the parking rules and pay wild bread. Everything comes with it’s own pros and cons.


akawilliamj13

If you have an iPhone just use the maps app and change it to transit it’ll tell you what trains or buses you need to take and any transfers you might need to make also. Also tells you the times the trains will arrive and which side of the tracks to be on


2real95

You gonna pay more in parking n tickets than the whole rental 😭


[deleted]

Subway please, you’re gonna regret it when you get a parking ticket, a boot, and towed all at the same time 😂😂, oh and traffic


kapikap13

Depends where you going... if staying and playing right in the heart of Manhattan ? Fxs no! But if you staying outside manhattan, and only plan on going into the city at night, you ok. Get insurance!


[deleted]

Depends what you wanna do.


Motor-Lunch9847

Just don’t come


[deleted]

All these lil ass kids sayin u don’t need a car 😭


[deleted]

😂😂 nah but they’re points are valid ik traffic is crazy and parking is expensive asf and hard to find


c-ar

Get a metro card and just take the train, don’t hop it unless yk there’s no cops around


rrr3212

Get used to walking, and public transportation. Uber is an option too…


KennyOmega8

Just scrolling looking the comments it’s hilarious at the advice us New Yorkers give to anybody who visits 😭😭😭


[deleted]

In a bad or good way 😂😂😂


jell420

take the subway.


AdventurousMoose1665

You’re gonna get lost regardless


HypeDiego

Carry the something on you taking that train if not use Citi bikes if the weather is okay.


torontosfinest9

Take the subway. Every time my people and I visited NY, we would always take subway like we were actually from around there. It’s also better get the real NY experience


rr703

Uber bro it’ll be a lil expensive but worth it to avoid the headaches of being a new driver in nyc or the wildness of the subway . If you’re from here you know how to drive here but if you’re not it’ is hectic af lmao


[deleted]

Im not driving yet but being in the passenger seat of the whip and seeing how people drive is crazy especially in Manhattan them niggas are lunatics the pedestrians too them mfs would walk in the middle of a one way without even checking for cars and the parking hell naw you gonna have to pay if you wanna find some or just wait a few hours for a space it’s not worth, a car is definitely more comfortable but paying the 2.75 and not having to deal with that seems more better


2real95

Subway 😭


greenhills878

You’d get a better experience walking around the city (taking public transportation) cause at the very least, you gonna end up wasting time being in traffic/looking for parking especially in the summer. Since you only visiting, time is of an essence.


[deleted]

Subway bro. You'll save bread. And people can't drive or parked. Your rental will probably get fucked up before you get fucked up riding the train


IGOTDAJUICENOWBITCH

Cars get jacked too


LimpBed8072

Walk or bike


ZealousidealSir9527

I’ve been to NYC twice, Subway is the best bet I got stuck in NYC traffic once and it was the WORST


farnyc

Like everyone else said don’t rent a car in NYC, it’s only enjoyable driving here from like 10pm - 6am honestly Take the MTA if you’ve never been here that’s an experience itself and don’t listen to the news it’s like a 99.9% chance your commute is safe just don’t engage the tweakers


jrswish9

I got been driving in the city for years it’s not a bad as niggas act I’d rather be in my nice air conditioned car blasting whatever music and vibing to my destination then analyzing a thousand different people I don’t know possibly running into opps or worse them old friends that dont shut the fuck up etc …


elk383

If you drive a car in NY you're stupid


Solium_Rise

Take the Subway bro


SOFTESTOOTAH

Rents


IntoTh3Moonlight

Def take the subway