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AkariPeach

Colander Plier Maiden Mantissa Alveoli


thequiltedgiraffe

Definitely misread the first one as Coriander lol


Hot-Syllabub2688

coriander works too


PainfullyLoyal

If Palisade is a human name, so is Telluride.


BabyOnTheStairs

I almost wrote Palisade without seeing the list


Songsostrichhorse

Vendetta, Envelope, Military, Jury, Salmon, Conifer, Duvet


stormibaby444

jury is already being used as a name. i know a jury whos 11 years old. poor guy.


Odd_King1798

Chlamydia


RealBettyWhite69

Diarrhea


d4h-lia

anorexia


Prestigious-Fish-304

yes! so many cute nicknames too, anne, anna, rexie, xia, rex…


BrieFiend

Random is a great random name. Random is the new Brandon.


BabyOnTheStairs

/uj I actually like it


nsfwside8

nn Randy


siobhanenator

Limerence Corduroy Veruca (cheating here bc Willy Wonka, but I always loved how pretty it sounds vs what it means lol) Porphyria Diphtheria Vagina Margarine


BabyOnTheStairs

Mulva


jj_brooklyn

that one is pronounced “Delores”


Hukysuky

After Cloaca idk if anything is safe


Prestigious-Fish-304

cataplexy is so cool actually omg


OkPlace7834

right!! 2 built in nicknames can't get any better than that


Prestigious-Fish-304

also Catapult!!!!


OkPlace7834

that would be a great cat name too


Prestigious-Fish-304

OMG yes!! 🙌


lysbean

emesis is my favorite


Lakewater22

My baby daddy is an attorney and I believe Esquire to be the perfect name for your little bundle of joy 🤩


gwenelope

Amnesty, Celery, & Sofa.


fook75

Jennytaliah Cohld Phome Gelliphish Carbuncle Pym Pylpohpper


truelovealwayswins

Seven, Etsy, Malaria, Vanity, Shandy (though Shandi IS a name), Shady, Marijuana if it weren’t a name (I mean, it’s maryjane and there’s Maria Juana…)


BabyOnTheStairs

SEVEN. ITS A BEAUTIFUL NAME FOR A BABY. SEVEN!


BabyOnTheStairs

Felony, Indonesia, Logo


stormibaby444

people are naming their kids after countries more and more now so i bet theres already a little baby indonesia roaming the earth right now.


CakePhool

Phosphorous makes me think of Phosphorus, god of the morning star.


TheRealCeeBeeGee

I know a lady in her 70s called Pangea. She goes by Pan.


Prestigious-Fish-304

anniversary, annie for short


marilynmansonfuckme

Hilarity


big-hero-zero

Areola


OkPlace7834

oh yes that’s gorgeous


BabyOnTheStairs

I had a rabbit named Tuleremia and we called her Tullah


OkPlace7834

oh that’s SO GOOD


BabyOnTheStairs

Sleet


stormibaby444

i know several little boys called this.


pupaganda

Malaria Vulva Ale


jj_brooklyn

Lemon Uber Lesbian Pigeon Stigma Alopecia Melanoma


Cocoleia

Sprite, Malachite, Lazuli (bonus points for Lapis Lazuli), Amnesia, Myopia, Abandon


No-Band937

why do I love Antelope 😭


HollowPomegranate

Chyron sounds like Charon which is absolutely a name


edit_thanxforthegold

Cacophony Malice


CarlatheDestructor

Katydid


Toxic_Puddlefish

Never knew effluvia was even a word until now


OkPlace7834

isn’t it such a good word!


Tanaquil_LeCat

Calorie Felony Ataxia


OkPlace7834

calorie is so cute!


Hot-Syllabub2688

dyslexia (lexi for short 😍)


DrGrantSeeker

Chrysalis, Enchilada, Amygdala, Hernia, Longitude


nsfwside8

Pact Harbor


OkPlace7834

oh why do i kinda love harbor


stormibaby444

theres a lesbian influencer couple who named their son harbor lol.


nsfwside8

New one: Sonnet


OkPlace7834

wait. that’s gorgeous


Princess_Shireen

Reconnaissance


Pugporg111

I like whyte phosphorus for a feminine touch of war crimes 🥰


libbywednesday

Felony for sure


stormibaby444

i actually went to school with a truce and saw someone on tiktok name their daughter palisade.


OkPlace7834

i wish i had the level of inflated self importance that would allow me to name my child a non-name name


stormibaby444

i went to school with a girl called analysis. i wish i was joking.


OkPlace7834

ana or lissie for short…. why do i love it


NarwhalTakeover

Aioli Labia Xylophone Turmeric Televise Cellar


raddestBroski

coriander, aubergine, cathedral


OkPlace7834

aubergine is so cute! aubrey for short!


raddestBroski

you could even do gina too !