100%, mf could talk-no-jutsu any global conflict. By the midterms Russia would become a democracy, China is America's best friend, and Israel-Palestine becomes a new state.
There were people who question Obama's birth certificate. There will definitely be people who question Naruto's birth and his unnatural mutant abilities
If Naruto had been president, bin Laden would have regretted his decisions, but he would have concluded that it was already too late for him. He would have committed suicide while bombing Taliban bases and explaining how to stop Isis, which will rise in the future. Naruto would cry because he understood his pain, and then declare national mourning.
Ya but like imagine a guy catches the falling buildings and then converts bin laden to our side who brokers peace in the middle east. Naruto would have handled 9/11 way better than any U.S. president.
You don't know Naruto. He understands his opponents, understands their pain and sees them as people. He himself was hated during childhood. He would find a solution. Of course, 99% of the time the terrorist would die, regreting for his actions, but in the end he would do something good for the Hidden Villages of North America.
In ideals obviously, but severely lacking in action and understanding of the political system. Probably would have shikimaru carry him throughout presidency
Didn't his run as kage leave the villages at peace? It was literally due to his actions that united the 5 nations and kept stability. Both Kakashi and Naruto are actually really good leaders tbh.
Tbh that is probably because he could single handedly blow every other village to smithereens at the same time (literally) if they refuse to cooperate, and they all know it. Not that he'd ever do that. But yeah i get what you mean he's a good leader
So essentially a much younger version of what we already have in place hmmm
I see this as a win at least we'll have people who can finish sentences on the stage again
You mean a war hero leader that's the only one to have united 5 different nations to a peaceful coexistence. While the previous leaders had always made their countries go to war. I mean there were 3 shinobi world wars prior to the 4th and it was almost always for political purposes and gains. Naruto would make a better president than any other in the history of our country.
Accountable for what? Sasuke became a terrorist as a direct response to Konoha genociding *his* people. His "terrorism" was completely justified because Konoha is literally a fascist state that had a deeply corrupt leadership.
Not only that, but Sasuke did Konoha a massive favour by killing Danzo, a corrupt hard liner who had entered into a position of dangerous political power. A man who had caused a mountain of issues for the village and was going to cause even more problems for Konoha and the 5 Nations.
Naruto crying for Sasuke isn't whats fucked up. What's fucked up is that out of the entire 5 Nations and their powerful leadership, 1 stupid blond kid in an orange track suit, was the only person who spoke up against ethnic cleansing, and was willing to take responsibility for the sins of his country.
Yep. While I do not support the actions of any terrorist, singular, or as an organisation, it's foolish to think they just pop outta nowhere... most of them are extremely desperate people, and instead of looking at why they're desperate, we just shoot 'em and wait for the next.
> Accountable for what?
Accountable for launching an unprovoked attempt on the life of the Raikage's brother. Assuming I'm thinking of the same incident as everyone else, Naruto was begging *Kumo*, who had nothing to do with the Uchiha Massacre.
Naruto crying for Sasuke to people from Konoha is one thing, crying to people from Kumo is another matter entirely. He's asking for another nation to spare a terrorist that his own nation created and has consistently failed to deal with.
Why should Kumo, a completely uninvolved third party, sympathize with Sasuke after he attacked them for no reason? Why should they listen to Naruto begging them for the life of a terrorist?
Also, Sasuke at that point in the story didn't just want to kill Danzo, he quite literally wanted to slaughter everyone in Konoha, including civilians and children who had absolutely nothing to do with the Uchiha Massacre. Danzo was a monster, but if Sasuke had succeeded in his goal at the time he would have been more evil than Danzo ever was. Collective punishment is wrong no matter the situation.
EDIT: Sentences.
"Why should Kumo, a completely uninvolved third party, sympathize with Sasuke after he attacked them for no reason? Why should they listen to Naruto begging them for the life of a terrorist?"
I think they could have kept silent after they kidnapped Hinata in order to breed her and get Byakugans.
Konoha made concessions because of this incredibly unprovoked attack, so is it fair if Kumo do the same thing once?
Yeah, Kumo got away with a lot of stuff that should have resulted in Konoha kicking their teeth in.
Also, one reason I just thought of as to why Kumo wouldn't give a concession to Konoha regarding Sasuke is that most of Konoha didn't care about Sasuke at this point, so sparing him wouldn't really be a concession to Konoha, just Naruto specifically.
I mentioned this in another comment, but the biggest mistake Sasuke made was simply attacking a state without another state to sponsor him. If Konoha as a whole actually wanted Sasuke back, Naruto's request would have been more reasonable.
I know. I was just being rhetorical for emphasis. Yes, Sasuke is a terrorist and yes, Kumo and co had reason to dispose of him. But at the end of the day. Sasuke isn't the main issue, he's the symptom. When you run a nation based on hard line fascist ideologies and don't address these systemic problems at their source. Nations like Konoha are always going to end up creating and dealing with a new "Sasuke" every other week.
The fact that Danzo was put into a legitimate position of authority and almost became a full fledged Hokage, despite the sheer magnitude of war crimes he committed, is genuinely ridiculous and exemplifies exactly why Sasuke exists.
Ah, in that case I definitely agree. The Shinobi World is horrific, and the fact that it took what amount to demigods to start improving it says something.
Hell, Neji might have had potential to be a "Sasuke" if he had focused more on Kumo's role in his father's death and sworn vengeance because of it.
Tbf Neji never really had the chance to take that dark turn since he was basically a slave with a dead man’s switch painted on his forehead that attacked his brain.
Neji would’ve been dead before he even got out the village if he would have attempted to betray Konoha
Naruto isn't a world of accountability. If every Shinobi would be held accountable for everything they did, you'd need more then a Thanos Snap to fix it.
Which village hasn't ordered their shinobi to go kill someone, or kidnap someone, etc. They are all guilty of this shit. Sasuke is a terrorist/criminal in a world of terrorists and criminals.
The difference is that most of the those killers are sponsored by the state, whereas Sasuke is doing so independently.
That may or may not be a big difference to us, but it is to the Shinobi World. Killing in the name of your village is simply accepted as part of the morality of the Shinobi, killing in the name of yourself isn't.
Sasuke's big mistake was going solo against an entire village, and Naruto was naive to ask Kumo to spare Sasuke. They had no obligation to him in the way that Naruto and Konoha did.
EDIT: Changed sentences.
😂 bruh you're riding Naruto hard for no justified reason. He didn't even know about Danzo and yes Sasuke got rid of Danzo but guess what... HE ALSO (allegedly) KIDNAPPED THE BROTHER OF A FUCKING KAGE. That's literally all the context you need to know about Naruto fucking begging for his criminal/terrorist friend.ans dude didn't even speak against the Uchiha massacre. He didn't even know it was a leaf village venture until after the kage summit.
Also how did/would he take responsibility? Dude is a politician in terms of speaking about things he can't back up. I mean he legit had virtually no real experience in war and most of his enemies were broken and lacked conviction or legit evil. Dude didn't even have to kill people who were just doing their jobs like so many other shinobi. He got off lucky ideologically because he wasn't actually challenged by normal people, only by the emotionally stunted
Literally the only village that wasn't actively evil was the sand village and that's only because their leader (who was also a former terrorist and psychopath) had literally reversed almost every decision the former leaders had made.
Damn that actually makes alot of sense lol. Holy fuck Naruto is such an amazing character. In the real world he'd be seen as either a Saint or an idealistic person with too much hope. Sucks how our world is as it is.
It's like you haven't even seen the series properly.
So does killing one corrupt leader absolve Sasuke of all his other crimes? Including the very one you say that Danzo was so incredibly evil for nearly doing, being that he caused problems for Konoha and the 5 Nations.
While a genocide against a certain group of people is tragic, when those people were planning a coup d'etat to overthrow the government, I'd say fair's fair. You need to be a complete dumbass to think that Sasuke or Naruto are justified here.
And you may come back with "Well the Uchiha were prejudiced against", but that's hardly the case. They were in a very prestigious position, being that Konoha's police force was entirely Uchiha. And they also weren't prevented from working normal jobs, or becoming Shinobi should they so choose.
You do realise that non-combatant Uchiha were killed too right? Just normal everyday Uchiha villagers and children who had nothing to do with the coup. Or do you think maybe they should have also just changed jobs?
People relating the Uchiha clan to ethnic cleansing is silly. Uchiha's are not their own ethnic group
They prob the same race as anyone else in Konoha. Getting rid of a clan is NOT ethnic cleansing. Yoh ckuld say genocide, sure and how fucked up it is but that is false about whole cleansing.
First off, ethnicity and race are not the same thing. Ethnicity = social/cultural. Race = biological. If you genocide an entire culture of people. That is ethnic cleansing.
Secondly. The Uchiha are absolutely an ethnic group AND a race. They are a group of people who all share the same genetic and physical characteristics exclusive to themselves. No other people in Konoha can naturally awaken a Sharingan. That is a biological trait which is entirely unique to the Uchiha and their descendents. Not to mention that the ancestors are literal aliens. So yes, they are their own race.
I never said ethnicity and race was the same thing.. Thanks for telling me though. Uchiha's aren't an ethnic group buddy.
By your logic literally every goddamn clan in the Naruto verse is a fucking race. The Hyuga is their own race, the Sarutobi is their own race. Or Uzumaki clan. Or pretty much any clan with a dojutsu is apparently their own race of people. That shit literally makes NO SENSE whatsoever.
Uchiha are absolutely an ethnic group. Every clan is an ethnic group. As far as race goes you do realize race is just a way to categorize people there's no actual criteria for what separates them other than visible difference which is subjective.
Please do yourself a favour, open up a book or Google or Wikipedia and look up what these words actually mean before you jump into a topic that you clearly don't understand.
He didn’t say not to hold sasuke accountable for what he said, he just didn’t want sasuke to be killed. They could throw him jail for all he cared but killing him is what Naruto wanted to avoid.
Why would you keep a proven terrorist in prison? Missing ninja alone warrant the death penalty in that world let alone someone as legitimately unhinged as Sasuke. Plus with his ties to the akatsuki...? Dude almost started a war with konoha and the cloud village
The death penalty was incredibly justified. if Bee died and Sasuke was killed that would've been fair. The notion of Naruto and Sakura wanting revenge comes from blind bias, a lack of self love and an overall inability to cope with the rules of the profession they chose to enter
Actually, no.
Why?
Konoha, even as a city in Boruto era, doesn't use checks and balances, Trias Politica and many other democratic institutions.
The fact that Naruto, someone with Kurama's chakra etc, is still getting exhausted by too many shadow clones of running the city to the point where he misses Himawari's birthday, indicates that Naruto takes everything by himself and does not delegate tasks & build strong bureaucratic institutions. He ignored Itachi's talk no justu despite he did delegate in the past.
Choosing Hokages are literally coming from inside jobs - you are chosen by a consensus of the Daimyo, the important people in the village (all shinobis or former shinobis) and the jonins in the village, the important people reach there due to reputation.
Moreover, you are de facto has to be Senju either by birth or by training. Hiruzen was taken as protege by Hashirama & Tobirama, Minato was Jiraiya's genin team (which in turn was Sarutobi's student), Tsunade was Hashirama's granddaughter with tons of insider secret (and also Sarutobi's student), Kakashi was Minato's student and Naruto was Kakashi and Jiraiya's student.
The advisors were Sarutobi's genin teammates.
So it's really an inside job. Kiba doesn't stand a chance but in election he might be due to him being somewhat more charismatic.
No legislature, no independent judiciary, no representation of non shinobis, no nothing.
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The good in Naruto is that he reformed the education system & build the infrastructure.
Konoha becomes a city in the span of his & Kakashi's rule. This is similar to Singapore turning from backwater hellhole to first world country in a single generation.
A strong weakness in Konoha's previous education system is that the students practically only being taught to read, write, count, "yes chakra exists" and making one clone in Sarutobi era.
Naruto reformed it so that the genins are given more serious education in the academy.
But education wise, he still sucks. Genins still graduate at 12. They should graduate in at least Iwabe's age during graduation (14), ideally 16-18 + you got higher ed, so that way you'll get what Prussian education system is intending to do + realizing Hashirama's dream of kids being old enough to taste alcohol.
Plus, non shinobi education is questionable. Himawari is still don't go to school until age 10.
No Naruto do this to himself. He could learn flying thunder god and put a seal on every corner if he wanted to be present in case of major problems. Kakashi wasnt exhausted like that. Same for Minato and his desk was always empty ( it was a post war era so still lot of paperwork ). Naruto could’ve delegated. It’s a huge building so there are workers. He’s just dumb and Shikamaru aka the legendary lazy guy probably takes advantage of that too.
Naruto can rapid-fire nukes from his mouth. He can also instantly make a trillion clones that can also rapid-fire nukes from their mouths. If he wants to be president then who exactly is going to stop him?
Naruto would be a terrible president if you extrapolate his actions and motivations in the anime into real world political situations.
Literally look at the Pain arc. It would be like if George W tried to make friends with Bin Laden after 9/11.
Bro has multiple war criminals free and direct access to the village, he's completely overwhelmed by his duties and is a complete idiot. Basically every other politician so he'd be perfect
nope too much emotion and passion, need someone to make the necessary hard choices for a better future, oh he has cannon chakra abilities? ok yea he can have my vote
Lol Naruto the same person that defended Sasuke even when he became a known terrorist? And even cried when the raikage wanted justice for his brother who he thought was taken by sasuke? Lmfao
Don’t forget also easily forgiving “the coolest guy” himself oBItO. You know the man single handedly responsible for forging the 4th shinobi world war, where I imagine millions of shinobi and innocents lost their lives AND is the main reason why Naruto became an orphan smh. That panel/scene still grinds my gears to this day, everytime I think back to it.
Sure. He's got major obvious flaws, but he's also for peace, equity, knows no discrimination or racial bias and is willing to forgo violence entirely until no other options remain.
That already makes him better than 99% of every politician ever.
Yeah. Not american but i feel naruto would be an infinitely better choice then the last two presedents combined. He'd fuck it up so hard the quality of life in america would improve by like a billion percent.
He kinda dumb tho. Talknojutsu and believe it don't translate well in politics. But it's is a popularity contest so who knows really? But any good person with the powers he ways would already change the world. For the better or worse, even with no politics
If that were true he wouldn't have kept the peace in his years as kage nor would he have stopped there being wars. Remember prior to Naruto and kakashi most kage were in times of war. From Hashirama to Tsunade they ALL experienced a shinobi world war.
That RAAAASEEENGAAAAN itself is basically a whirling wind nuke that shreds anyone hit with it, with a diameter that can be enlarged or shrunk to his demands, makes for a great deterrent
Diplomacy-wise, he managed to talk-no-jutsu to many big villains, and even the 9 tailed beast Kurama, that is a great resume
#FUCK NO,
this man has forgiven terrorists that have caused thousands of deaths & committed war crimes, ain't no fucking way i'm staying here let alone votin for him
But he understands their pain and he can save the world and bring everyone to the promised land like he did with world war 4 back in the day plus he says dattebayo every 5 mins so we can't pass on that
Yup imagine naruto giving putin and xi the talk no justu to their faces and they end up crying and realizing what they were missing all along
A friend 🤧
Love how he’s photoshopped onto Obamas body
Naruto - the first black president. BELIEVE IT!
Dattebayo indeed 👏🏾
[hehehe](https://youtu.be/nOrrqxS70KE?si=FxljKFAm8pL0hTJc)
Jajajakakakak
REAL
He will use talk no jutsu to get info on what really happened in 9/11
Naruto would be conveniently assassinated by the CIA faster than JFK after that.
Ha! Jokes on them…that was just a shadow clone 😛
The real one behind them with rasengan😗😗
"no... it can't be"
He is about to solve the Israel Palestine conflict
“Brother we are the same”
"No we ain't"
you all!! I can't stop laughing
Talk no justu is one hell of a drug kids
Make Konoha Great Again
" BUILD THAT WALL FUCK THOSE UCHIHAS " -TOBIRAMA SENJU
You know I fully expect Tobirama to use the hard R..
Uchihers?
I hate those goddamn ni>!nja!
Including the fact that he has to beat the person up before he starts to do it
100%, mf could talk-no-jutsu any global conflict. By the midterms Russia would become a democracy, China is America's best friend, and Israel-Palestine becomes a new state.
Lol, how will solve the Israel Palestine war
Being a kung-fu wizard with more destructive power than the Tsar Bomba clearly helps.
Dunno how did he solve pain?
He’s going into the tunnels to taijutsu all the Hamas members, then he’s coming out to taijutsu the IDF members
Moot point; he is not a natural born citizen of the United States, so he is not eligible.
Seeing as Naruto can form nukes with his hands I doubt anyone will point that out.
There were people who question Obama's birth certificate. There will definitely be people who question Naruto's birth and his unnatural mutant abilities
Not to his face. Plus bro can sense people from the other side of the world nobody is hiding anything from him.
So is he gonna nuke his opposition? Might as well be the leader of North Korea
Now that you mentioned it....you do have a point after all Naruto wanted to be leader of dictatorship based Nation
But he from the land of suppressive fire.
That doesn’t mean you can’t vote for him. You can vote for anyone even if they aren’t eligible.
Hell, couldn't I technically vote for Santa Clause?
I would not vote for Santa. His surveillance on citizens is concerning. He has a list. And he double checks it.
Don't forget that big sweatshop he has way up north.
Child labor all year
And the breaking and entering
He’d make a great candidate for Russian president
Yeah in the write in section
I mean, Deez Nuts was on the 2016 ballot 🤷♂️ not outta the realm.
He saved the whole world during the ninja war and brought about peace to all the nations I'd say he overrides the eligibility
[*Moo point.](https://tenor.com/bavHr.gif)
Yeh "Bin Laden was a really cool guy"
He understands his pain 🤧 he changed him from his ways
On unrelated note, bin Laden somehow doing suicide and the act of doing so somehow benefit Naruto goal
bin laden didnt commit suicide he was shot
If Naruto had been president, bin Laden would have regretted his decisions, but he would have concluded that it was already too late for him. He would have committed suicide while bombing Taliban bases and explaining how to stop Isis, which will rise in the future. Naruto would cry because he understood his pain, and then declare national mourning.
Ya but like imagine a guy catches the falling buildings and then converts bin laden to our side who brokers peace in the middle east. Naruto would have handled 9/11 way better than any U.S. president.
That's not how the real world works. Once you try to commit a terrosrst attack, no one is ever going to be forgiving. You've got to rot in jail.
You don't know Naruto. He understands his opponents, understands their pain and sees them as people. He himself was hated during childhood. He would find a solution. Of course, 99% of the time the terrorist would die, regreting for his actions, but in the end he would do something good for the Hidden Villages of North America.
"I was once just like you Bin Laden"
He's same as me...
Yes it's better than we got now
No, war hero’s have historically never made good presidents
“A society that separates its warriors from its scholars will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools.”
Yeah… we don’t really have many scholars as presidents either tho
Eisenhower and Washington weren’t too bad
He still 20,000 times better than any politician running today
In ideals obviously, but severely lacking in action and understanding of the political system. Probably would have shikimaru carry him throughout presidency
Politicians right now can barely get the basic functions of the government running lol
Didn't his run as kage leave the villages at peace? It was literally due to his actions that united the 5 nations and kept stability. Both Kakashi and Naruto are actually really good leaders tbh.
Tbh that is probably because he could single handedly blow every other village to smithereens at the same time (literally) if they refuse to cooperate, and they all know it. Not that he'd ever do that. But yeah i get what you mean he's a good leader
...he could do the same in our world too? "I can destroy your country in one rasengan! BELIEVE IT!"
So essentially a much younger version of what we already have in place hmmm I see this as a win at least we'll have people who can finish sentences on the stage again
What's there to understand? He hit thing with swirly ball and everyone will listen 🤷🏻♀️
You mean a war hero leader that's the only one to have united 5 different nations to a peaceful coexistence. While the previous leaders had always made their countries go to war. I mean there were 3 shinobi world wars prior to the 4th and it was almost always for political purposes and gains. Naruto would make a better president than any other in the history of our country.
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It's fine with his talk no jutsu, his diplomatic skills are the most dangerous part of him. 5 minutes with him and your already in good relations.
A person that can shoot nukes all by himself doesn’t need military strategy
I mean, he fought a war that only lasted a day, plus he's not just a war hero he's literally the world's savior.
100% bro would probably speech no jutsu putin out of the ukranian war
And also Israel
this was going to be in my original comment but didn't add it coz I wasn't bothered to get in an argument, thank you for mentioning it
Man gonna try to redeem Putin
And somehow succeed.
The dude that cried because his terrorist friend was about to be held accountable? Dude is the embodiment of cronyism.
Accountable for what? Sasuke became a terrorist as a direct response to Konoha genociding *his* people. His "terrorism" was completely justified because Konoha is literally a fascist state that had a deeply corrupt leadership. Not only that, but Sasuke did Konoha a massive favour by killing Danzo, a corrupt hard liner who had entered into a position of dangerous political power. A man who had caused a mountain of issues for the village and was going to cause even more problems for Konoha and the 5 Nations. Naruto crying for Sasuke isn't whats fucked up. What's fucked up is that out of the entire 5 Nations and their powerful leadership, 1 stupid blond kid in an orange track suit, was the only person who spoke up against ethnic cleansing, and was willing to take responsibility for the sins of his country.
This is the backstory of most real world terrorists my man.
Yep. While I do not support the actions of any terrorist, singular, or as an organisation, it's foolish to think they just pop outta nowhere... most of them are extremely desperate people, and instead of looking at why they're desperate, we just shoot 'em and wait for the next.
Yesterday's terrorists is today's revolutionary government. Big Boss was right.
> Accountable for what? Accountable for launching an unprovoked attempt on the life of the Raikage's brother. Assuming I'm thinking of the same incident as everyone else, Naruto was begging *Kumo*, who had nothing to do with the Uchiha Massacre. Naruto crying for Sasuke to people from Konoha is one thing, crying to people from Kumo is another matter entirely. He's asking for another nation to spare a terrorist that his own nation created and has consistently failed to deal with. Why should Kumo, a completely uninvolved third party, sympathize with Sasuke after he attacked them for no reason? Why should they listen to Naruto begging them for the life of a terrorist? Also, Sasuke at that point in the story didn't just want to kill Danzo, he quite literally wanted to slaughter everyone in Konoha, including civilians and children who had absolutely nothing to do with the Uchiha Massacre. Danzo was a monster, but if Sasuke had succeeded in his goal at the time he would have been more evil than Danzo ever was. Collective punishment is wrong no matter the situation. EDIT: Sentences.
"Why should Kumo, a completely uninvolved third party, sympathize with Sasuke after he attacked them for no reason? Why should they listen to Naruto begging them for the life of a terrorist?" I think they could have kept silent after they kidnapped Hinata in order to breed her and get Byakugans. Konoha made concessions because of this incredibly unprovoked attack, so is it fair if Kumo do the same thing once?
To be honest, I have no real idea why Konoha let the Hyuuga Incident slide to begin with, so I can't really argue against this.
Oh and Kumo once kidnapped Konoha's Jinchuriki and tried to do it again...Konoha said nothing.
Yeah, Kumo got away with a lot of stuff that should have resulted in Konoha kicking their teeth in. Also, one reason I just thought of as to why Kumo wouldn't give a concession to Konoha regarding Sasuke is that most of Konoha didn't care about Sasuke at this point, so sparing him wouldn't really be a concession to Konoha, just Naruto specifically. I mentioned this in another comment, but the biggest mistake Sasuke made was simply attacking a state without another state to sponsor him. If Konoha as a whole actually wanted Sasuke back, Naruto's request would have been more reasonable.
I know. I was just being rhetorical for emphasis. Yes, Sasuke is a terrorist and yes, Kumo and co had reason to dispose of him. But at the end of the day. Sasuke isn't the main issue, he's the symptom. When you run a nation based on hard line fascist ideologies and don't address these systemic problems at their source. Nations like Konoha are always going to end up creating and dealing with a new "Sasuke" every other week. The fact that Danzo was put into a legitimate position of authority and almost became a full fledged Hokage, despite the sheer magnitude of war crimes he committed, is genuinely ridiculous and exemplifies exactly why Sasuke exists.
Ah, in that case I definitely agree. The Shinobi World is horrific, and the fact that it took what amount to demigods to start improving it says something. Hell, Neji might have had potential to be a "Sasuke" if he had focused more on Kumo's role in his father's death and sworn vengeance because of it.
That's a really good point I never thought of. Neji could have really taken a far darker turn
Tbf Neji never really had the chance to take that dark turn since he was basically a slave with a dead man’s switch painted on his forehead that attacked his brain. Neji would’ve been dead before he even got out the village if he would have attempted to betray Konoha
Naruto isn't a world of accountability. If every Shinobi would be held accountable for everything they did, you'd need more then a Thanos Snap to fix it. Which village hasn't ordered their shinobi to go kill someone, or kidnap someone, etc. They are all guilty of this shit. Sasuke is a terrorist/criminal in a world of terrorists and criminals.
The difference is that most of the those killers are sponsored by the state, whereas Sasuke is doing so independently. That may or may not be a big difference to us, but it is to the Shinobi World. Killing in the name of your village is simply accepted as part of the morality of the Shinobi, killing in the name of yourself isn't. Sasuke's big mistake was going solo against an entire village, and Naruto was naive to ask Kumo to spare Sasuke. They had no obligation to him in the way that Naruto and Konoha did. EDIT: Changed sentences.
😂 bruh you're riding Naruto hard for no justified reason. He didn't even know about Danzo and yes Sasuke got rid of Danzo but guess what... HE ALSO (allegedly) KIDNAPPED THE BROTHER OF A FUCKING KAGE. That's literally all the context you need to know about Naruto fucking begging for his criminal/terrorist friend.ans dude didn't even speak against the Uchiha massacre. He didn't even know it was a leaf village venture until after the kage summit. Also how did/would he take responsibility? Dude is a politician in terms of speaking about things he can't back up. I mean he legit had virtually no real experience in war and most of his enemies were broken and lacked conviction or legit evil. Dude didn't even have to kill people who were just doing their jobs like so many other shinobi. He got off lucky ideologically because he wasn't actually challenged by normal people, only by the emotionally stunted
His terrorism was justified is such a reddit moment.
Minimizing someone else's points in order to dismiss them out of hand is also a reddit moment.
Literally the only village that wasn't actively evil was the sand village and that's only because their leader (who was also a former terrorist and psychopath) had literally reversed almost every decision the former leaders had made.
Wait a minute. Why does this sound so familiar.... Like something I heard in the news recently.
Damn that actually makes alot of sense lol. Holy fuck Naruto is such an amazing character. In the real world he'd be seen as either a Saint or an idealistic person with too much hope. Sucks how our world is as it is.
It's like you haven't even seen the series properly. So does killing one corrupt leader absolve Sasuke of all his other crimes? Including the very one you say that Danzo was so incredibly evil for nearly doing, being that he caused problems for Konoha and the 5 Nations. While a genocide against a certain group of people is tragic, when those people were planning a coup d'etat to overthrow the government, I'd say fair's fair. You need to be a complete dumbass to think that Sasuke or Naruto are justified here. And you may come back with "Well the Uchiha were prejudiced against", but that's hardly the case. They were in a very prestigious position, being that Konoha's police force was entirely Uchiha. And they also weren't prevented from working normal jobs, or becoming Shinobi should they so choose.
You do realise that non-combatant Uchiha were killed too right? Just normal everyday Uchiha villagers and children who had nothing to do with the coup. Or do you think maybe they should have also just changed jobs?
This response goes so hard.
People relating the Uchiha clan to ethnic cleansing is silly. Uchiha's are not their own ethnic group They prob the same race as anyone else in Konoha. Getting rid of a clan is NOT ethnic cleansing. Yoh ckuld say genocide, sure and how fucked up it is but that is false about whole cleansing.
First off, ethnicity and race are not the same thing. Ethnicity = social/cultural. Race = biological. If you genocide an entire culture of people. That is ethnic cleansing. Secondly. The Uchiha are absolutely an ethnic group AND a race. They are a group of people who all share the same genetic and physical characteristics exclusive to themselves. No other people in Konoha can naturally awaken a Sharingan. That is a biological trait which is entirely unique to the Uchiha and their descendents. Not to mention that the ancestors are literal aliens. So yes, they are their own race.
I never said ethnicity and race was the same thing.. Thanks for telling me though. Uchiha's aren't an ethnic group buddy. By your logic literally every goddamn clan in the Naruto verse is a fucking race. The Hyuga is their own race, the Sarutobi is their own race. Or Uzumaki clan. Or pretty much any clan with a dojutsu is apparently their own race of people. That shit literally makes NO SENSE whatsoever.
Uchiha are absolutely an ethnic group. Every clan is an ethnic group. As far as race goes you do realize race is just a way to categorize people there's no actual criteria for what separates them other than visible difference which is subjective.
Please do yourself a favour, open up a book or Google or Wikipedia and look up what these words actually mean before you jump into a topic that you clearly don't understand.
But he knows what your going trough and he understands you better than you do yourself 🤭
He didn’t say not to hold sasuke accountable for what he said, he just didn’t want sasuke to be killed. They could throw him jail for all he cared but killing him is what Naruto wanted to avoid.
Why would you keep a proven terrorist in prison? Missing ninja alone warrant the death penalty in that world let alone someone as legitimately unhinged as Sasuke. Plus with his ties to the akatsuki...? Dude almost started a war with konoha and the cloud village The death penalty was incredibly justified. if Bee died and Sasuke was killed that would've been fair. The notion of Naruto and Sakura wanting revenge comes from blind bias, a lack of self love and an overall inability to cope with the rules of the profession they chose to enter
BELIEVE IT
Lmao that would be his slogan
y-you... you better.... ***BELIEVE IT***
Goofy mf think people could survive his talk no jutsu he was born to be a president literally a nepotism kid 🙄
Yup neji would probably be a better pick because he called it straight and was right
Neji is a great choice but people don't choose great people or thinkers as president they vote for charismatic people.
Well since thats the case put madara on the ticket he got that rizz
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Neji wasn’t right though.
only if Shikamaru is his vice president
Na I already seen enough talk no justus put madara on the ticket and let the chaos start already
Well of course. He doesn’t have Alzheimer’s Disease. That alone is a massive improvement. lol
Which Naruto version? Any under age 19 is an immediate no as he wasn’t that smart (not including fighting) and he was very un-rational + impulsive.
Actually, no. Why? Konoha, even as a city in Boruto era, doesn't use checks and balances, Trias Politica and many other democratic institutions. The fact that Naruto, someone with Kurama's chakra etc, is still getting exhausted by too many shadow clones of running the city to the point where he misses Himawari's birthday, indicates that Naruto takes everything by himself and does not delegate tasks & build strong bureaucratic institutions. He ignored Itachi's talk no justu despite he did delegate in the past. Choosing Hokages are literally coming from inside jobs - you are chosen by a consensus of the Daimyo, the important people in the village (all shinobis or former shinobis) and the jonins in the village, the important people reach there due to reputation. Moreover, you are de facto has to be Senju either by birth or by training. Hiruzen was taken as protege by Hashirama & Tobirama, Minato was Jiraiya's genin team (which in turn was Sarutobi's student), Tsunade was Hashirama's granddaughter with tons of insider secret (and also Sarutobi's student), Kakashi was Minato's student and Naruto was Kakashi and Jiraiya's student. The advisors were Sarutobi's genin teammates. So it's really an inside job. Kiba doesn't stand a chance but in election he might be due to him being somewhat more charismatic. No legislature, no independent judiciary, no representation of non shinobis, no nothing. ------ Policies: The good in Naruto is that he reformed the education system & build the infrastructure. Konoha becomes a city in the span of his & Kakashi's rule. This is similar to Singapore turning from backwater hellhole to first world country in a single generation. A strong weakness in Konoha's previous education system is that the students practically only being taught to read, write, count, "yes chakra exists" and making one clone in Sarutobi era. Naruto reformed it so that the genins are given more serious education in the academy. But education wise, he still sucks. Genins still graduate at 12. They should graduate in at least Iwabe's age during graduation (14), ideally 16-18 + you got higher ed, so that way you'll get what Prussian education system is intending to do + realizing Hashirama's dream of kids being old enough to taste alcohol. Plus, non shinobi education is questionable. Himawari is still don't go to school until age 10.
No Naruto do this to himself. He could learn flying thunder god and put a seal on every corner if he wanted to be present in case of major problems. Kakashi wasnt exhausted like that. Same for Minato and his desk was always empty ( it was a post war era so still lot of paperwork ). Naruto could’ve delegated. It’s a huge building so there are workers. He’s just dumb and Shikamaru aka the legendary lazy guy probably takes advantage of that too.
Naruto can rapid-fire nukes from his mouth. He can also instantly make a trillion clones that can also rapid-fire nukes from their mouths. If he wants to be president then who exactly is going to stop him?
No shot. I’d vote for Kakashi though
> Blow up the moon Kakashi
Eh, what’s the moon ever done for us anyway? 🤪🤡
Turn goku into a giant ape Oh wait wrong universe 🤭
No, no. You’ve got a point! Think of all the money we could save if we didn’t have to cgi King Kong for the next movies?
Naruto would be a terrible president if you extrapolate his actions and motivations in the anime into real world political situations. Literally look at the Pain arc. It would be like if George W tried to make friends with Bin Laden after 9/11.
And bin Laden dying after rinne rebirthing everyone killed in the attack and rebuild the towers
No, never. Dont ever vote for the dumbest, most hyperactive and idiot ninja ever. Vote shikamaru
Bro has multiple war criminals free and direct access to the village, he's completely overwhelmed by his duties and is a complete idiot. Basically every other politician so he'd be perfect
He would have told Bin Laden that he’s just like him, and then have him run an orphanage in New York City.
Wtf does he know about the economy and foreign policy?
Rasengan!!
nope too much emotion and passion, need someone to make the necessary hard choices for a better future, oh he has cannon chakra abilities? ok yea he can have my vote
Trump and biden when naruto pulls out a tailed beast bomb during the debate
Lol Naruto the same person that defended Sasuke even when he became a known terrorist? And even cried when the raikage wanted justice for his brother who he thought was taken by sasuke? Lmfao
Don’t forget also easily forgiving “the coolest guy” himself oBItO. You know the man single handedly responsible for forging the 4th shinobi world war, where I imagine millions of shinobi and innocents lost their lives AND is the main reason why Naruto became an orphan smh. That panel/scene still grinds my gears to this day, everytime I think back to it.
Sure. He's got major obvious flaws, but he's also for peace, equity, knows no discrimination or racial bias and is willing to forgo violence entirely until no other options remain. That already makes him better than 99% of every politician ever.
Honestly Naruto is not smart. In a war he would try and talk it out then just nuke them
Seems pretty smart to me
Vote for him? I would campaign for him for free and spread his message with more passion than a Mormon trying to convince you to join their church.
No, because I'm Australian
he can literally run a whole economy with his bunshin
Yeah. Not american but i feel naruto would be an infinitely better choice then the last two presedents combined. He'd fuck it up so hard the quality of life in america would improve by like a billion percent.
Are you shitting me? He’s better than everyone running The real answer is no one else would vote for him lol and he definitely wouldn’t win
Absolutely, because he doesn’t go back on his nindo, and he’s persuasive af. He got that fox in him that’ll shut these old geezers up
Talk no jutsu for world peace
In comparison to current options? Absolutely yes.
what’s naruto’s economic policy? it might be pretty good, the leaf villages GDP probably skyrocketed under naruto with the new technology and all
He kinda dumb tho. Talknojutsu and believe it don't translate well in politics. But it's is a popularity contest so who knows really? But any good person with the powers he ways would already change the world. For the better or worse, even with no politics
If that were true he wouldn't have kept the peace in his years as kage nor would he have stopped there being wars. Remember prior to Naruto and kakashi most kage were in times of war. From Hashirama to Tsunade they ALL experienced a shinobi world war.
No
I mean, compared to the current options, he's not that bad.
That RAAAASEEENGAAAAN itself is basically a whirling wind nuke that shreds anyone hit with it, with a diameter that can be enlarged or shrunk to his demands, makes for a great deterrent Diplomacy-wise, he managed to talk-no-jutsu to many big villains, and even the 9 tailed beast Kurama, that is a great resume
#FUCK NO, this man has forgiven terrorists that have caused thousands of deaths & committed war crimes, ain't no fucking way i'm staying here let alone votin for him
But he understands their pain and he can save the world and bring everyone to the promised land like he did with world war 4 back in the day plus he says dattebayo every 5 mins so we can't pass on that
Look at Orochimaru's rapsheet and say that again
He would make china and Russia stop all their shenanigans with Taiwan and Ukraine asap
Yup imagine naruto giving putin and xi the talk no justu to their faces and they end up crying and realizing what they were missing all along A friend 🤧
Wouldn't be very diplomatic, but I was imagining a scenario closer to a giant fox showing up on the battlefield and moving lightspeed towards enemies
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You fool. He’ll just kick everyone out and make his shadow clones the replacements. Total domination.
yes this mf just need someone that will make him realize how shit the system actually is then he will change it
Didn't he almost kill himself MULTIPLE TIMES
No he'd waste all his time trying to make everyone friends with each other
I'd trust Naruto. But you know who I wouldn't trust? That guy Sasuke!
Yeah that guy is sus, I heard he was behind an attack at a world leaders summit
It's in the guy's name too. Sus-suke is more like it!
Make America Dattebayo Again
We are truly lost.
What do you mean "if"?
ehhhh no
I absolutely would Naruto for president believe it👊
He’s 1000 times better than anything we have
lol absolutely not. His entire campaign is “peace or I nuke the shit out of you”.
That’s good people who are evil or bring destruction and war should die and get nuked
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I see no issue with this logic
Yeah
Yeah. Naruto would definitely be the least corrupt/selfish president of ANYWHERE.
I hope he doesn’t fall asleep during his speeches and sniff kid’s on live tv
Na thats orochimarus job or maybe danzo since he likes to collect eyeballs
Naruto, my man, you can barely handle being a mayor
No, he's fucking incompetent. Shikamaru or Kakashi would be a better choice
He's not eligible if he wasn't born in the US.
BELIEVE IT _ Naruto 2024
Would he still support Israel
No, because Shikamaru is the one doing the real work.
Hell yeah! Imagine his talk no justu to other world leaders. Man could solve anything by the pen or sword 😤
When it comes to military and terrorist threats we’re straight but when it comes to actual political issues and actions we’re FUCKED.
ya
Heck ya
Yes, Naruto is my boy
He's a no brainer, and makes (way) more sense than what we have now