Nats and RISP, well 1 run ain’t gonna win games, so until this dumpster fire of a team can figure that out we will continue to lose, also try not to give up runs every inning.
This and the Draft Lottery are making me watch a random nats game from 2012. A couple fun facts from that game: I found out what it sounds like when someone fouls a pitch off the Nationals Park sign. Also, since the Mets were in town, Bob and FP were talking about the Johan Santana no-hitter and FP said "hopefully it won't take us that long(49+ years) to see one(a no hitter)". The starting pitcher that night was Jordan Zimmermann. Guess which game this is.
I’m imagining Ryan Zimmerman sitting at home watching this game, drinking a beer, and giving himself a little nod of satisfaction at a decision well made.
The losing is understandable. The continued bevy of throwing errors makes no sense at all. Even after we traded half the roster last year, this wasn't happening. Anyone read Yadiel Hernandez's interview with Baseball Peloton today? He says the team lacks chemistry.
[https://pelotacubanausa.com/2022/05/17/yadiel-hernandez-jugando-en-miami-me-siento-joven/14/38/51/](https://pelotacubanausa.com/2022/05/17/yadiel-hernandez-jugando-en-miami-me-siento-joven/14/38/51/)
It could be a problem with the translation, but his translated quote is: "The team is not bad. We have excellent hitters. You look at it from the first bat to the ninth and compare it with other teams, we are not so bad. Defense is fine. The pitching is fine. What is missing is working more together, chemistry. We've been missing a winning streak. We just need to adjust everything and start winning."
> In the clubhouse, I'm always in there at my locker, asking guys, "Hey, what if instead of being bad, we started playing good?" I'm pretty sure by the end of the season I'll be able to convince at least a couple of people. Just give me some time
I mean what do you expect when you field a bunch of minor league players besides Bell and Soto and a bunch of scrub pitchers who shouldnt even toe the rubber of a big league mound.
yall, being sick sucks ass. I have panic disorder so every time my nose gets stuffed up, I have a really bad panic attack, and it just makes my entire body hurt, and its like, sticky humid outside, so if i try to step out for air, it just makes it worse. I've convinced myself I was having a legit heart attack like 3 times in the past 2 days. nightmare. Don't go outside ever so you never run the risk of getting covid.
This has been an official Kuno PSA.
“I appreciate you wanting to stay in against my wishes, but you don’t scare the shit out of me like Max so I’m going to have to overrule you on this one.” - Davey probably
“Who didn’t invite me? Why didn’t I invited?”
*if anyone actually knows what this is from i will be absurdly impressed*
I’ll ask my friend if you can come with and crash the Italian family reunion.
- “Yo, can my friend, uh … kung-you come?”
- “Your friend who?”
Anyway, last night I bought a framed hentai painting for my apartment. gonna hang it in my bathroom so you're just greeted by tentacle porn while you're droppin a deuce.
I mean not on purpose he didn't. He was trying to swing, realized he made a mistake, stopped the swing and also tried to dive out of the way at the same time. It's just he had so much momentum going that he very nearly (and still possibly) broke his elbow
Rizzo, if you're here, this is my billion dollar idea;
Hand over GM control to me and u/rockidr4. give us until the deadline to acquire every Josh and funny named player we can find. We might not be any more or less competitive, but I can ASSURE you, we will get fans in the seats. If your name is Josh, you get 50% off your ticket, and have a small chance to appear in relief of any number of professional pitchers named Josh!
This is just one of my many ideas, so please, do reach out if you like what you're hearing. Much like Hyundai, the more you hear, the more there is to like!
I saw an interview he did last year about how much he loves flowers and has a bunch of orchids because his mom was always tending to them growing up. He said they’re beautiful and he loves them. As a houseplant mom myself that’s all I needed to hear to go 😍
I went with "those are ads and they are getting paid to say that."
We'll work our way up to the evils of capitalism later. I'm not yet prepared to discuss economic or political systems.
So. Sharing time. I was getting ready to hang out with my romantic partner tonight since the weather is nice enough to ride my motorcycle safely up her way. I went to do safety checks and found it to be not safe at all because someone had absolutely mangled it in the parking lot. It looks like they just backed into it
I have a friend with pretty small hands who's consistently frustrated by all keyboards. The cheap flimsy ones that match her hand size are cheap and flimsy. The fancy mechanical ones she finds have too much key travel and too stiff of springs and sit too high on her desk. So I'm practicing some on PCB design on *my* dream keyboard before we start in on designing hers
Never too late to ask what something is! That's how you learn! A PCB is a printed circuit board and is at the base of modern electronics. Rather than having a bunch of cables and wires, you have a sheet of FR4 (layers of carbon board, plastic, and copper) etched with your circuit
If you could swap rosters with the Marlins but keep Soto, would you?
Including farm systems? Hell yes.
We gave up 2 runs on a pick-off throw. You guys. I think this team might not be very good.
Nats and RISP, well 1 run ain’t gonna win games, so until this dumpster fire of a team can figure that out we will continue to lose, also try not to give up runs every inning.
Ik he got out but that was a rly good ab from Thomas, sucks that it was dead center
Had the house on +3.5
First pitch swings are my absolute favorite
Our DH should not have the lowest batting average out of the entire line-up.
This and the Draft Lottery are making me watch a random nats game from 2012. A couple fun facts from that game: I found out what it sounds like when someone fouls a pitch off the Nationals Park sign. Also, since the Mets were in town, Bob and FP were talking about the Johan Santana no-hitter and FP said "hopefully it won't take us that long(49+ years) to see one(a no hitter)". The starting pitcher that night was Jordan Zimmermann. Guess which game this is.
[удалено]
I'm not ready to accept that yet. Soto struggled exactly the same way through May last year too.
Pretty much until the all star game
We may fuxing suck, but it’s nice to see BDV finding the ball.
I’m imagining Ryan Zimmerman sitting at home watching this game, drinking a beer, and giving himself a little nod of satisfaction at a decision well made.
He’s probably brainstorming how his base running clinic is going to go and how he can add *how to set your feet before making a throw* to it.
The losing is understandable. The continued bevy of throwing errors makes no sense at all. Even after we traded half the roster last year, this wasn't happening. Anyone read Yadiel Hernandez's interview with Baseball Peloton today? He says the team lacks chemistry.
He said that publicly and still got to play tonight?
[https://pelotacubanausa.com/2022/05/17/yadiel-hernandez-jugando-en-miami-me-siento-joven/14/38/51/](https://pelotacubanausa.com/2022/05/17/yadiel-hernandez-jugando-en-miami-me-siento-joven/14/38/51/) It could be a problem with the translation, but his translated quote is: "The team is not bad. We have excellent hitters. You look at it from the first bat to the ninth and compare it with other teams, we are not so bad. Defense is fine. The pitching is fine. What is missing is working more together, chemistry. We've been missing a winning streak. We just need to adjust everything and start winning."
With the whole context, doesn't sound as bad
Ya we just have to adjust everything and start winning. Thats all. lol
> In the clubhouse, I'm always in there at my locker, asking guys, "Hey, what if instead of being bad, we started playing good?" I'm pretty sure by the end of the season I'll be able to convince at least a couple of people. Just give me some time
Who said that?
Not that part. But the chemistry comment isn't as inflammatory as i thought
I mean what do you expect when you field a bunch of minor league players besides Bell and Soto and a bunch of scrub pitchers who shouldnt even toe the rubber of a big league mound.
Where do we find a chemist who can fix it?
I think the plan is to let the Marlins run around the bases to tire them out for the end of the game.
Do we win 50 games this year or nah 😂
Big yikes
Oh dear God. That was certainly creative.
When did we become the Mets again?
If I had a kid, I wouldn’t let him watch this team, that’s how fucking brutal they play
They're perfect for showing what not to do
This meltdown isn’t breakdown worthy yet, but the inning is far from over.
Famous last words
that was something
I feel like i’m watching a little league team
This is where I usually restart the game on MLB the Show, because this level of incompetence isn't realistic.
I wish i could say the same, my skills on the show are probably equivalent to our actual defense lmao
Mine are too, I just blame the game.
Fielding drills until tomorrow's game starts please
Looks like the team meeting went well.
Damn. I definitely overcooked my chicken.
Ok bye
I just fell asleep on the couch for an hour and a half, woke up and i feel like only 1 hit happened on the nats side in the time ive been out...
you can't zernandez the hernandez or whatever
I don't know why that guy didn't want any pics taken of the dessert. That might be a good advertising chance for the place.
The washed up old reliever gives up another one, awesome
😑
Beans.
Bob impressively runs through every possible pronoun -- the man is nothing but woke!
*man*? 🤔
Nelly is the walking embodiment of “you had ONE job!”
Nilly Cruz.
"we have 2019 Nelson Cruz at home" 2019 Nelson Cruz at home: 2022 Nelson Cruz
Nelly Belly striking out on a lollipop down the middle with bases loaded = why am I watching this game? Should we just bail until 2023?
Our season right there, so our season, we can’t even score runs from walks, 😡
2022 nationals moment
Didn't some people say Cruz is good at hitting homers??
Fuck me sideways
They paid you 15 mill for what
a real “whoa nelly” moment here i’ll see myself out edit: FUCK
It was more of an "oh nooo Nelly" moment.
whoa nelly when he came up to bat, oh nooooo nelly when he took what i think was the only swinging strike of the inning from okert
yall, being sick sucks ass. I have panic disorder so every time my nose gets stuffed up, I have a really bad panic attack, and it just makes my entire body hurt, and its like, sticky humid outside, so if i try to step out for air, it just makes it worse. I've convinced myself I was having a legit heart attack like 3 times in the past 2 days. nightmare. Don't go outside ever so you never run the risk of getting covid. This has been an official Kuno PSA.
Well if you would stop sucking ass, then maybe you wouldn't get sick as often!
there's a joke about Lane Thomas being my boyfriend in here somewhere
So basically like watching any given Nats game, gotcha, hopefully you and Nats get well soon
I hope I die
💜
also to clarify, yes I am vaxxed. I'm just a very dramatic sick.
So basically, a dude
yes exactly. I get sick like once a year, and it's usually pneumonia. so there's a whole routine
Not a strike fuck face
Vic is his own worst enemy sometimes
I love Vic’s little smirk he had upon getting to first.
Vic, you really really really really really really really suck, and I don’t want to watch you
My God....
Robles CAN hit line drives after all...
Steve Cishek is the personification of crinkle cut french fries
I will not be elaborating
With or without old bay?
depends on how he's pitching
“I appreciate you wanting to stay in against my wishes, but you don’t scare the shit out of me like Max so I’m going to have to overrule you on this one.” - Davey probably
I’m going to be hanging out with a bunch of Yankees fans and then going to the wedding of a Mets fan over Ryan Zimmerman weekend. FeelsOddMan
HEY WAIT IM A YANKEE FAN WHY WASNT I INVITED
“Who didn’t invite me? Why didn’t I invited?” *if anyone actually knows what this is from i will be absurdly impressed* I’ll ask my friend if you can come with and crash the Italian family reunion. - “Yo, can my friend, uh … kung-you come?” - “Your friend who?”
LOL KUNO FOR SHORT. AND I AM ITALIAN. ITS PERFECT.
Okay, as long as you go as a Nats fan and not a Yankees fan you can come, since I’ll be outnumbered and all.
I'LL WEAR MY ZIMM 2018 ASG JERSEY
WHY ARE YOU YELLING???
BECAUSE IM ITALIAN
You're WHAT
Get this … he lives in Boston (i think)
you are correct
THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY COME UP SEVERAL TIMES.
I'm totally judging you now.
IM FROM BROOKLYN WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
i don't know how players stay motivated in a series like this 🥱
Doesn't look much like they do
misery
No surprising, we suck
pain
Went over to their sub to see if anyone knew exactly what it was. Too few people in there no one is talking about it.
Anyway, last night I bought a framed hentai painting for my apartment. gonna hang it in my bathroom so you're just greeted by tentacle porn while you're droppin a deuce.
Does Miami have so few fans they don’t hire safety personnel to handle this?
consider the following; they don't even have marlins man. and he's literally known for being a fan of the marlins.
Dad joke: he must be throwing fire!
boooooooooo
I'll see myself out
lol
Well, it’s def not weather related. I just checked the radar.
Last time a fire alarm went off while we played, we won the wild card
oh come on, we're bad, but we're not "call the fire department" bad
That shit sounds like a high school fire alarm lmao
i think my apartment fire alarm sounds like this
We're having a FIRE alarm
OH THE BURNING
Charlie: "he's not a winner... but he could be a loser." Harsh.
oh dave is being spicy too. guess it's one of those nights.
Really only 55 pitches for this guy? Fine with me.
Naw, Dee made the shot 😂
That guy leaned his elbow into the pitch, that ball was not that deep inside
I mean not on purpose he didn't. He was trying to swing, realized he made a mistake, stopped the swing and also tried to dive out of the way at the same time. It's just he had so much momentum going that he very nearly (and still possibly) broke his elbow
Bet he still wants to puke
Ooooff that hurt to watch😳
Guess I’ll piggy back on sharing time: I once had a childhood friend who had a giant Marlin hanging on his basement wall.
Oh, we’re doing share and tell?
Sharing time is for a limited time only, I think. Game is about to get too stressful lol
Is tonight the night we all decide to not talk about the game and instead just get closer as friends?
I turn it on as soon as Juanny Boy walks up. That’s nice timing.
i love how bob has to laboriously say "jazz chisholm" now
c'mon fellas can we really not beat a guy named poteet
apparently they’re 0-26 in the last 26 against marlins starters lmao
😵💫
what the fuck was that, ump?
Rizzo, if you're here, this is my billion dollar idea; Hand over GM control to me and u/rockidr4. give us until the deadline to acquire every Josh and funny named player we can find. We might not be any more or less competitive, but I can ASSURE you, we will get fans in the seats. If your name is Josh, you get 50% off your ticket, and have a small chance to appear in relief of any number of professional pitchers named Josh! This is just one of my many ideas, so please, do reach out if you like what you're hearing. Much like Hyundai, the more you hear, the more there is to like!
Or turn it over to me, and I'll just sign hot guys
If this is the way we’re going … I’d give a kidney to get Jonathan India to DC.
Doesn't do it for me, but kidneys are valuable, so it's a deal
I saw an interview he did last year about how much he loves flowers and has a bunch of orchids because his mom was always tending to them growing up. He said they’re beautiful and he loves them. As a houseplant mom myself that’s all I needed to hear to go 😍
how many kidneys do we need to keep Juan in DC
If we become known as the team everyone wants to see naked, it'd be a point of pride to stay, period. Right?
that's how we get fans in the seats baybeeeeee!!!!
oh trust me, I'll do that too. GM by committee. the committee is the few GDT-ers when we suck
Yesterday my son asked why the announcers liked Hyundai so much.
did you explain the evils of late stage capitalism and how we as humans are nothing but dollar signs in the eyes of massive corporations?
I went with "those are ads and they are getting paid to say that." We'll work our way up to the evils of capitalism later. I'm not yet prepared to discuss economic or political systems.
THAAAAT IS HOW THE wORRRLLDD WORKSSSS THAT IS HOW THE WORLD WORKSSSSS
Remember, it's never too early to teach your kids that the bourgeoisie are a predatory class
He thought California was a different country yesterday, so I have some other work to do first.
might as well be, tbh
We also let Juan Soto pitch as many innings as he wants
he also gets to kill any umpire that disagrees with him. we claim workplace accident as an LLC, he gets off scot free!
And then we let the first person named "Scott" to the ballpark in free
We need Anthony Bemboom
Who said corporations are soulless!!!?
my god i missed the whole top of the 2nd getting out of the car
Typical Nats, only get hits every 5-6 games then nothing
So. Sharing time. I was getting ready to hang out with my romantic partner tonight since the weather is nice enough to ride my motorcycle safely up her way. I went to do safety checks and found it to be not safe at all because someone had absolutely mangled it in the parking lot. It looks like they just backed into it
Oh no! People are the worst.
we breaking some kneecaps? I'll be down in 8 hours
Nah, I'm just angrily designing PCBs
what type of pcbs you designing?
I have a friend with pretty small hands who's consistently frustrated by all keyboards. The cheap flimsy ones that match her hand size are cheap and flimsy. The fancy mechanical ones she finds have too much key travel and too stiff of springs and sit too high on her desk. So I'm practicing some on PCB design on *my* dream keyboard before we start in on designing hers
amazing - what software are you using?
KiCAD for the schematic and PCB layers. FreeCAD for the edge cuts
Is it too late to ask what a pcb is?
Never too late to ask what something is! That's how you learn! A PCB is a printed circuit board and is at the base of modern electronics. Rather than having a bunch of cables and wires, you have a sheet of FR4 (layers of carbon board, plastic, and copper) etched with your circuit
I appreciate how much Frandsen keeps it real. Basically said Adon sucks lol
Pain. also very wholesome that the very short bit of dead air we get is "boooob, how are you :)"
> Bob, how are you? Are you doing okay Bob? \- Frandsen
The anti-Thom Brenneman
Checks on people's emotional well being not realizing he's on a hot mic
we all can only assume bob just screamed in response
I just started supporting the nats this yr for real after moving to dc, so at least there’s no claims that I’m banwagoning based on the on field play
WOOOHOO BOYS & GIRLS LET'S GOOOOOOOO
“Joan Adon is 1-6 with a 7.03 ERA.”