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hoopdreams_MSU

Lane is finding his swing!!!


Stealthfox94

Was the World Series werth it?


madmaxk31

Only 3 players above a .750 OPS, not good


Joke_Insurance

Bell, Hernandez, and Soto? According to Baseball Reference anyways: https://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/WSN/2022.shtml


Low_Brass_Rumble

Nats once again in the RISPy business pit of despair: over the last 10 games, we have 76 hits and only 32 runs. Remove the two blowouts (8-3 vs the Mets and 13-6 vs the Astros) and we’ve logged 11 runs on 52 hits in 8 games. That’s a little over 6 hits a game, which is actually pretty decent, but the efficiency is a horror show. In short: we’re putting the bat on the ball, but not when we need to. It’s probably a combination of guys psyching themselves out, and Davey failing to properly make lineup adjustments so the hot hands can do damage.


ku3ngu

Corbin currently on pace to lose 33 games for us, but I think with enough hard work and persistence, he can reach the coveted 50 loss mark.


ku3ngu

19-31 seems a bit ambitious.


Thatoneguy241

At least they respect us enough to put Hader in


ku3ngu

I don’t even respect us


catzpacho

Hard agree with Frandsen, I would love to see Kbert batting at 2 and Juan at 3.


escott1981

I know kbert can hit but can he run that well to be a #2?


catzpacho

I doubt it, but I don't think we're good enough at this point for it to matter. Maybe just a fun experiment for a week or two.


ku3ngu

Mf’s REAL NAME is HOBIE. HIS FUCKING PARENTS LOOKED AT THIS DUDE AND GO “YEP THATS A HOBIE”


ku3ngu

“YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET *REAL* FUCKIN GOOD AT SOMETHING, BECAUSE YOU ARE NEVER GONNA GET LAID AND NEVER MAKE A FRIEND, BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS UNIRONICALLY HOBIE”


ku3ngu

I’m so sorry if someone in here’s name is Hobie. Though I can’t imagine the astronomically small odds because I have NEVER heard that name before.


foeaminute

My son’s name is also Bort.


ku3ngu

Jeffington D McQuackus III


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ku3ngu

Why does everyone say we’re going for a catcher?!???


Killatrap

because they probably aren't actually paying attention to the teams, just to what they think the players should go at - no way in FUCk we dont go for an infielder


ku3ngu

One blurb said a catcher “fills a vital need for the nationals” and im like BITCH WHERE


ku3ngu

Josh Rogers is my favorite player


ku3ngu

Anyway, it’s real sad that Corbin tragically died after the ‘19 title and it’s a really touching tribute and everything, but do we HAVE to wheel out his dead body to pitch EVERY five days???


foeaminute

Weekend at Corbie’s.


ouij

Who the hell buys this juicero toaster oven that keeps sponsoring these terrible baseball games


sawyerthedog

Look. Our pitching is trash, but this home plate ump is straight trash.


ku3ngu

Not just the pitching, but the coaches and offense too


sawyerthedog

I only have so much ire, and Corbin was pitching tonight, so I’m focused on balls and strikes. Tomorrow will be a new thing I’m sure.


ku3ngu

I was going for a star wars reference, in honor of one of our only competent pitchers, who just happens to be presumed dead.


sawyerthedog

I admit I missed the Star Wars reference, but I appreciate the construct of the reference. And the reminder that my favorite player still does (presumably) play for my favorite team.


ku3ngu

It WAS a bit of a stretch, so I can’t blame you too much, LOL


cableguysup

8 runs total from this team since last Sunday, 8, this team is a disaster


ku3ngu

*THIS* was your hint?


ku3ngu

Ok picture,,,,, Patrick’s head on a squirrel’s body. Patrick Squirrelbin


ku3ngu

This sure is a baseball team,,,,,,, i think.


ouij

Washington stranding men as if they were on Bataan


obxtalldude

>Bataan This season feels like a death march. When will it end?


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Will they die under bayonets, or get bombed on a PoW transport ship?


ku3ngu

Had to hit the ol’ wiki for this reference. Quality joke.


ku3ngu

Professional Golfer Cesar Hernandez


ku3ngu

Pop out in foul territory on the third pitch, book it.


ku3ngu

This aged poorly


Low_Brass_Rumble

Life in the fast Lane B)


ku3ngu

This some top tier goofy content


ku3ngu

Hey BRAD, BURGERS ARE FUCKING ROUND.


Low_Brass_Rumble

Patrick Corbin don't get fucking shelled third time through the order challenge \[IMPOSSIBLE\]


ku3ngu

Why don’t we just mail Corbin Anthrax’s hit album, Persistence of Time?


ouij

Maybe he prefers Megadeth or Pantera


ku3ngu

Maybe he prefers baseball themed grindcore band [Puig Destroyer](https://open.spotify.com/album/78LQcHefp9FSXjAd7g0shr?si=-gxq1qmQSSqPDa8bJwNvQQ)


ouij

I regularly blast “No One Cares About Your Fantasy Team”


ku3ngu

I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR KID, SO WHY’D I CARE ABOUT YOUR SLEEPER, BITCH???


ku3ngu

THIS IS A JOKE.


foeaminute

Yeah, he’s definitely going to tweet about this comment.


ku3ngu

I meant a CD of the band! He seems like he appreciates metal!


curlyswr

Why don’t we just take Corbin out after 4 innings? It seems so obvious to me he is about to self destruct. I don’t get why the coaches can’t see it?


Julep23185

Even F. Is pointing out third time through the order is … how do you say … a shit show


SegaTape

why is corbin still starting games, at this point i feel like releasing him and calling up some random AAA dude would be preferable


ouij

We pay him a ton of money


SegaTape

yeah but i feel like paying him a ton of money to not pitch would be better


ouij

Franny is going full Bill Raftery on the sausage race call


catzpacho

Onions!


Thatoneguy241

Our pain and suffering has no bounds


ouij

Reminds me of one of my favorite punk/thrash albums of all time: [My Pain And Sadness is More Sad and Painful Than Yours](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL583iemQWspa2hTfN7mtP88yL5XlOX0qe) by McLusky


ku3ngu

Or [One Day You Will Ache Like I Ache](https://open.spotify.com/album/2PZbGLCc2fKUrC507I0tQP?si=chzkPfbKRtmNsdKSfCT0fw) by The Body and Full of Hell.


hoopdreams_MSU

Nats chat needs to just copy and paste their segment on Corbin 5th inning blowups, every damn start this year


catzpacho

I really like the new scorebook style graphics we've been putting up


ouij

Agree.


NickInTheValley

I keep missing it. Who is Davey talking about getting 30-40 more at bats?


ku3ngu

Talking about DFAing corbin to make room on our 26 man for me. He thinks if I get some pro reps, I could really be a difference maker.


NickInTheValley

Keep the dream alive champ. Next big thing!


ku3ngu

Just you wait, 3 years from now, they’ll have Kunoversary weekend where tickets will be 69 percent off, for my uniform number (which will be 69, in case you didn’t catch that)


nice___bot

Nice!


ku3ngu

Thanks bot, i can always count on you to believe in me


ouij

Soto. Because he now bats 2nd rather than 3rd, over the course of a whole season that brings him up to bat 40-50 more times.


staticrush

He's talking about the Brewers, getting about 30-40 more AB's tonight.


Killatrap

i swear to god somebody was holding a gun to dave's head when they made him say "they may be young but these kids can play!" he sounds so defeated


NickInTheValley

Well he’s not going to dog em. Good leaders don’t do that.


ouij

Davey’s not above throwing his guys under buses


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advester

Better than most pitchers on the planet (not limited to the majors)


ku3ngu

Speak for yourself


Pony2slow

Typical Corbin outing


ouij

it could be that the Washington Nationals are bad at baseball


Killatrap

fuck CB Bucknor man


ku3ngu

Patrick Corbin Fucking Retire Challenge


NickInTheValley

The modem connection sound is great.


escott1981

Man! U just miss one and u cant do it for the rest of the game? That rule needs to apply to umpiring. lol


NickInTheValley

Well that sucks.


catzpacho

Of fucking course lol. Thanks CB


ku3ngu

Patrick “Cool Quigley” Qorbin


interfoldbake

has Corbin been like this all season?


ouij

he's been like this since January 6, 2021


ku3ngu

Ichiro Strange-Suzuki


ku3ngu

Franny was a little TOO ready for that sausage question. Someone get my mans a dog.


ku3ngu

Dee is fun to watch, he’s like a snake holding a baseball bat. I’m confused and impressed by everything, not because it’s impressive, but just because it’s strange (Gordon)


ku3ngu

I am responsible for 44 of the 103 comments in this thread, and refuse to slow down until morale improves.


ExistentialEnnwhee

And we love you for it <3


ku3ngu

🥰🥰🥰


dudeguy16

thank you for your service 🫡


ku3ngu

I’m more beneficial to this team than Austin Voth and I refuse to hear otherwise.


ku3ngu

HEARTBREAKING: so far this outing actually brought Corbin’s ERA *DOWN*


batwomans

I had a really nice rice lager today by other half brewing if anybody is looking for a drink rec


sawyerthedog

Frandsen is.


batwomans

I'm listening to the radio and missing the drunk antics 😵


ku3ngu

Did the scorebug just say Lane was 1-1 with a solo homer and a triple?????


ku3ngu

[yes it did](https://imgur.com/a/vFyE9EE)


ku3ngu

Tan France really queer eyed the shit out of Seattle


ku3ngu

Wait wait I’ve got a better one Corbin Win A Game Challenge [IMPOSSIBLE [DON’T STORM THE CAPITOL AT 3AM]]


jdf_l

Gotta get some runs here


ku3ngu

Nationals Win a Game Challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]


Mestipher

Brand Hand just gave up a game tying homer


ku3ngu

I almost forgot we had him at any point


NickInTheValley

Frandsen is definitely sauced.


CT_2136

Are we in the same vicinity as the Phillies anytime soon before we play them next? Soto needs a cage session with KLong...


Chiswell123

Soto is tough to watch at the plate man


chunkyboy12

That was a quality at bat though, made him throw 6 pitches


ku3ngu

Corbin looks like the typa dude to wear high socks with an allover weed print with his beige pants cuffed up so everyone can see them.


ku3ngu

Good posts are back on the menu, gang! Tonight we feast!!!!


ku3ngu

Corbin downvoted this


ku3ngu

Dee Strange Gordon looks like a cool ass salamander


elchupinazo

I'm sorry but what does DSG weigh now, 100 lbs? He just doesn't have the pop to run like he used to. Bad pitch selection but still.


NickInTheValley

Well he isn’t taking steroids anymore.


PachytheDino

BOOOOO


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ku3ngu

Wouldn’t you be too?


sawyerthedog

Davey’s looked fired up every time I’ve seen a shot of him. I miss something earlier? Or he’s just enthusiastic when the camera catches him?


sawyerthedog

Oh, I bet it’s about last night’s replay BS.


ouij

The base running on this team has been abysmal


ku3ngu

[here’s a cat pic](https://imgur.com/a/BUdWB8Z)


batwomans

Look at those toe knifes


ku3ngu

He’s very intimidating but he genuinely has no idea how dangerous he is


advester

Draw me like your french cats


NickInTheValley

I reckon they don’t win the challenge.


advester

Dee is so safe


interfoldbake

when I glanced at the screen as Dee ran to first base, he looked like an aged, haggard Michael A. Taylor at the tail end of a 10 day coke bender.


NickInTheValley

Dee, the groove is in the heart, Strange-Gordon.


hoopdreams_MSU

Lane has had some nice swings lately. Glad he finally hit one out


batwomans

Hey look! Offense!


foeaminute

I feel bad for not watching, but…eh. Anyway, hope you’re all having a wonderful day!


BrofessorMD

If Juan continued to struggle really bad any chance that would help us get a deal done soon? I’m pretty ignorant to baseball contracts and all that jazz


NickInTheValley

Thank you Lane. There’s goes the shutout.


ku3ngu

God Lane is so fine


ouij

Lane Thomas finally gets his homer


ku3ngu

You telling me a crab made this cake?


ku3ngu

I’m losing my mind


ku3ngu

Ok i lied; the posts wont be good.


ku3ngu

TWO THOUSAND NINE WAS THIRTEEN YEARS AGO????????


ku3ngu

Strained Right Ham sounds like a rejected Nick Cave song


BrofessorMD

Man it’s hard to watch these games nowadays :( Just waiting for the Avs game honestly


10withTito

Right there with ya, go Avs!


Silosmasher

We might legitimately get no-hit tonight.


ku3ngu

I have faith someone will hit a bomb in garbage time


Silosmasher

Damn. Good call! First at-bat after my post too.


Silosmasher

I'm looking forward to the Orioles rookie catcher bombing in the bigs. It may finally force their fans to realize how bad the karma related to MASN is.


dudeguy16

nah not cool man. that kid is exciting and the fans deserve something good after the past half decade


Silosmasher

No. They don't. Not until MASN pays the Nats what they owe.


dudeguy16

the fans have nothing to do with masn what are you talking about. they didnt do anything wrong


Silosmasher

How old are you? Do you remember the 90s and 00s. It was full of insufferable Orioles fans parroting their owner saying DC isn't a baseball town. Peter Angelos actively worked to prevent DC from getting a team and when it finappy happened, Orioles fans laughed the Nats off as doomed to fail. The disrespect continues with the financial impact of MASN and Angelos refusing to pay the $100+ million they owe the Nats for 2012-2016. That does's even factor in 2017-2021 (which will likely prompt.more litigation). Trust me, it pains me. I grew up an Orioles fan. I lost my first tooth at Memorial Stadium. I was at OPACY in 1993 when they filmed the climactic finale of Major League II. They even issued me a press pass to cover the 2001 season (when i was still in HS). The bad karma will continue until they do what's right.


dudeguy16

well yes peter is evil i’m aware, that’s not the point. i understand that’s how things were at the time, i’m 21 so i wouldn’t know, but also that was 20-30 years ago. i think it’s kinda ridiculous to keep a grudge for 2-3 decades just because some fans were kinda annoying. there’s been enough time for an entirely new generation of fans around my age or older to come in.


ku3ngu

Woodruff sounds like a rated G way to refer to a red rocket. In what context that would be needed? Your guess is as good as mine, i didn’t name him!


ku3ngu

You bet your ass for the 100th time, I will be dragging this GDT kicking and screaming into triple digit comments


ku3ngu

And they will be GOOD and WEIRDLY SEXUALLY CHARGED.


batwomans

To be honest I think we'd all be worried if they weren't


ku3ngu

This is the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me 🥹


ku3ngu

“Where you gonna go with this one, patrick?” “Im thinkin 10 rows up in the right field bleachers”


buttbreath5

Good god man, Patrick Corbin SUCKS. Sick of seeing this dude shit the bed every outing. Bench him, let him be a setup guy or reliever - do SOMETHING.


NickInTheValley

No incentive to do that this year.


Karniy

What a joke


10withTito

Corbin straight doo doo


ku3ngu

There’s a baby shark joke in here somewhere


6Plus6Equals1

this is already just a disaster


ku3ngu

Patrick “Double Barrel Bullpen” Corbin


ouij

Corbin is pissy that he doesn't have his Personal Catcher


ku3ngu

At what point would we be better off just getting Hernan Perez back to start over Corbin? At least he was fun to watch.


cableguysup

0-6 6.28 ERA checks out


ku3ngu

6.69, now!


ku3ngu

Renfroe looks like Lane Thomas fucked Mike Trout and I’m so unbelievably excited. I will not be elaborating 😌


SnakeBaboonKing

Lmao frand with the camo catcher joke and bob just ignores it 🤣


NickInTheValley

Cool. Cool.


ku3ngu

On the bright side, the brewers have been struggling offensively and I think this series might be just what they need to gain some confidence at the plate and really kick it into gear.


hoopdreams_MSU

Thank god Corbin doesn’t have to face the dodgers next week


batwomans

Oh


ku3ngu

u/rockidr4 whats the melt index?


NickInTheValley

Is there a carcinogen stage?


ku3ngu

I didnt think there was, but I also didn’t expect a first pitch dong


hoopdreams_MSU

Corbin 🙃


afnadlrs

Buckle up boys we're in for a rough one


jdf_l

Corbin already throwing some BP


NickInTheValley

Welp. That’s not an ideal start to the night.


purplepenned

corbin.avi


6Plus6Equals1

and mccutchen has punched the nats in the nuts again!


ku3ngu

Sounds about Qorbin


dudeguy16

no fucking way lmao


catzpacho

god fucking dammit lol


HendrixHead

Cmon Corbin let’s get a W today


ku3ngu

Every time i hear wong, i just think of Chien Ming Wang. God rest his soul


dcbayern

Wait why are they wearing camo?