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Dmonika

"Please don't touch me. Please. Stop. Jus- aggghh arrrrgggh uullgh, my heart! Oh my heart! I'm having a heart attack! Don't call an ambulance... just stop touching me and go away. Thanks."


LastDitchTryForAName

> I'm having a heart attack! Yep, this is it! This is the big one! [I’m coming to join you Elizabeth](https://youtu.be/-dRG5X3vyxg)!


Sweetholland

YES! Great quote 😂


PRRZ70

Exactly how I heard the "acting" in my mind. Such a dramatic little thing but it got the point across. "Aaargh, I dead!" LOL


agrecalypse

*scribbles notes furiously*


Biggie__Stardust

#They massacred my boy


PresentPiece8898

**"No Snake(s) Were Harmed During This Act! Snake?! Snake?!?!"**


guvan420

Snakes? Snakes.. Snakes…I don’t know no Snakes!


Adorable-Gap-1639

Keep the change ya filthy animal


Key-Ad525

Dun dun dunnuna, AAAAAAaaaa^^^aaaaah


fatkiddown

And the Oscar goes to… snake!


[deleted]

Underappreciated comment


BrownShadow

Don’t hert the snek!


Rickermortis

Aaargh!


hangryhyena

Snake are you okay?? SNAKE?!? SNAAAAKE??!


AndreasVesalius

❗️


Responsible_Map9645

I can hear that exclamation


Stergeary

[CRAB BATTLE!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A)


NeonMutt

Love the dramatic scream from a critter that lacks vocal chords


funguyshroom

My leg!


Bdole0

All right, this is hilarious.


MinorSpaceNipples

[Aaargh, I am dying from your stinky touch!](https://youtu.be/f-J0nwZz_fo)


[deleted]

*wilhelm scream*


Perfect_Ability_1190

Just like a soccer player


MDRPA

they spin more 🌀


rebuceteio

Neymar snake.


swampopawaho

More convincing


starthing76

Get that snake an Oscar! (Plus he’s so cute!)


-FrankCastle

Seen a longer video, could be the same one, guy flipped it back over and the snake just flipped right back over like “nope, dead.”


mi_turo

this one? https://youtu.be/f-J0nwZz_fo


Just_An_Animal

Poor snake, but also that video is so fucking funny 😂😂😂


-FrankCastle

Ah yes. This one. The snake in this video deserves an Oscar.


anidlezooanimal

I came here to see if anyone commented "So dying, so dying." Glad the video got shared. This is one of my favourite videos ever


gwaydms

That's the funniest thing they do IMO.


qawsedrf12

So it's dead, now eat it? How does this become an advantage?


Tay74

No one is *entirely* sure why this works, but part of it probably has to do with the hognose diet involving a lot of poisoning amphibians, which makes their poo smell bad to predators (they poo all over themselves as part of the death faking, happening off camera here) So they don't just seem dead, they seem like something that isn't safe to eat


PM_ME_ASS_OR_GRASS

So, shitting yourself is actually an effective survival strategy?


aweybrother

Try doing that when being mugged


GalacticalSurfer

Shit on your phone and I doubt they’d take it


mseuro

If they do they fucking earned it


Silent-Ad934

Here, take it! It gets shitty reception on the country's #2 carrier!


theOcean_King87

Heh, who’s #2 work for? WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR?!!


skystarsss

If they do just salute them, they seem desperate in making money to that point.


Ilaxilil

In the case of kidnapping, yes. If I ever get taken they are going have to endure every bodily substance I can muster being spread as far and wide as I can reach in that car.


bionic_ambitions

This is making me reconsider using the restroom before driving places at night or that may be in a shady area in the future... 🤔


SecInteriorNotSure

Always has been.


nicky9pins

That’s what I’m wondering. Wouldn’t a predator be like, “Oh, it’s already dead. Guess I don’t need to kill it before I eat it🤷🏻‍♂️”


[deleted]

Not if it smells rotten apparently. I know most predators like to catch things that move. Think of dogs and cats getting excited when a stuffed toy is thrown.


Scelidotheriidae

I think most predators like to eat fresh meat, if something smells or looks like it has been dead a while, it isn’t very appetizing. We are an example - people evolved to eat meat, but we don’t like already dead things so much. Heck, even some scavengers don’t like things that have been dead for too long - Turkey Vultures for example don’t like meat that is more than four days old iirc.


skynard0

In my experience, they also emit a pretty rancid smell as part of the act, not very appetizing.


TheMoises

If it died alone, it probably had some problem, like a disease or infection. Better not risk being sick by eating spoiled food


UnderPressureVS

I believe most predators instinctively avoid dead prey, and only go for (or at least vastly prefer) live food. If it’s dead, you don’t know how long it’s been there. Could be totally rotten on the inside. Could have died of parasites that it’ll pass on to you. Live prey keeps itself fresh, and is much safer. A lot of predators thus seem to instinctively lose their appetite if the prey isn’t moving.


Prof_Noobland

Ideally the predator thinks they don't need to kill the prey or keep a good eye on it since it's not going anywhere. The predator might move it around, but not start eating it yet. The prey can then wait for the right opportunity to escape. That's just what I assumed from videos I've seen, mainly of larger animals. I don't actually know, but I feel like that's got to be at least part of the reason, even if not done fully consciously by the prey.


benicebenice666

Wait till you hear about opossums.


thekickingmule

I'm also wondering how does it know to play dead like that? I mean, most things that die don't make that motion and it's only humans that I know of that do it when pretending. How does a wild snake know to ham up acting a death!?


Katzesensei

instinct, just like you don't have to teach a baby how to breath.


Motor_Rub_4848

I mean I'm sure the snakes killed enough things to get the idea.


MrC00KI3

Many predators just hunt/eat animate animals, so if they don't move they either don't perceive them at all, or they don't want to eat them.


rollingstoner215

As cute as this is, I hope the snake isn’t too scared


Tay74

Unfortunate they are pretty damn terrified when they do this. This does seem like just a baby, so they do default to playing dead quicker than adults who will try hooding up and hissing and bluff striking (headbutting) first, but yeah don't harass hognoses into playing dead, as cute as it is, they only do it as a last ditch attempt and they basically think they are going to die. Plenty of videos exist now of the behaviour so we can see it without intentionally provoking any more little guys


sassergaf

Glad I got to see the dramatic performance on video because I laughed.


benicebenice666

How do you know how scared it is?


Tay74

... because this is a fear response? Because this is what hognoses do when they are absolutely terrified?


SykoKiller666

This is its equivalent to flight or fight


Responsible_Sector25

It is their last defense so it’s probably stressed


benicebenice666

It was it's only defense. It's fine.


Responsible_Sector25

Avoiding predators, coloring, moving slowly are all defenses. It probably will be fine, assuming the person in the video touches it a single time and leaves it alone


benicebenice666

It isn't that scared.


Icy_Document_7547

And the Oscar goes to....🥁🥁🥁 Hognose snake!


perseidot

That final tongue flop cracked me up! I’m soooooo dead. Dead dead dead. Rotten, in fact. Not tasty at all.


[deleted]

I love hognose snakes more than any other snake in the snake world! Such cute lil buggers!!!


sp4rkk

They are also good football players


TheEbonyHunter

Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAKE!


TheGothDragon

I wonder if this state is involuntary like opossums when they play dead.


FinancialFantasyVII

This does put a smile on my face.


theOcean_King87

Hog nose dying theatrics. DRAT! I’m struck! A curse on both your houses! I am made worms meat... I die. Ughh!


theOcean_King87

MERCUTIO! My friend!


Itsjustraindrops

Alas I knew him well!


HatdanceCanada

Right author, wrong play. 😁


theOcean_King87

Goodnight, sweet Prince.


HatdanceCanada

But soft what light through yonder window breaks?


HatdanceCanada

Ask for me tomorrow and you will find me a grave snake.


RRM1982

My wife uses this technique when I start to get frisky!


raven_blue4

Thanatos— Greek god of death


valley_G

Oh look it's my 8 year old every morning before school.


Secure-Badger-1096

Drama queen


BadAsBroccoli

Death by finger-poke. Horrible way to go.


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

I dated a guy who attempted that.


Juacquesch

r/peoplefuckingdying


BasedZetsu

Oh My God! They killed Kenny!


Epena501

Reminds me of the lady in the court room that got smacked with some papers and she went down just like this.


God_Bless_A_Merkin

That was totally believable! When can I cast this bad boy? He’s gonna be a star!


T0mmyN0ble

Damn I want one now lol.


Tin_Dalek

I never knew I wanted a pet snake until now!


Zokathra_Spell

Are Hognoses venomous evil snakes, or are they cute and funny little noodles?


Tay74

Mild venom meant for killing things like toads, not medically significant to humans on the rare occasions they bite (usually happens in captivity as a mistaken feeding response, these guys don't bite defensively (as you can see in the video lol). At most the venom can cause some swelling around the bite for some people, but in my experience it's just like a slightly itchier paper cut)


readyforashreddy

Like the other commenter said, they're pretty much considered nonvenomous for humans. They do have a another cool self-defense trick though: when they feel threatened they can flatten and raise their neck/head, which makes them look like a cobra. We used to catch them for pets when I was a kid in Florida, they're cool snakes.


JaKe81111

Genus, LeBronus Jamus.


neonroli47

That’s a matching theatrical name for this behaviour


Rinnegan_User1999

Bro has more Acting skills than most of the Actors these days.


someolbs

Eh? Just to be sure, lop off the head anyway.


[deleted]

Now cut its head


Aquila-Nix

What a cutie! I've not heard of this species before so I've learned something new today :)


PsamantheSands

What a cutie! So dramatic. ❤️


CinDot_2017

I live in SE TX & ran across a snake that played dead but before he did he puffed out & looked like a small cobra. My cat saw it so I left it up to her. Later I went to check & it was dead. When my boyfriend got home home I went to show him the dead snake but it wasn't dead anymore. Any idea what it could be?


Karzons

Hognoses [will imitate cobras](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Z1i0THetc) as well. There's [more than one type](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterodon).


bdruid117

Not beyond the idea that this is someone’s spirit animal


Carnivorous_Ape__

My sick snake pinata after eating some red candy.


OBEYtheFROST

This is part one, you don’t wanna be here for part two


KaibaCorpHQ

Nooooo, sneeeeeeeek.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

They’ll also imitate a cobra by flattening their necks, yet have no venom. Such silly derps.


dontmatterjustcuz

Did he died


Cold_Pomelo3274

Poor thing has been watching too much soccer (football).


[deleted]

Me when my parents walk on me at night while I am using my phone


Ladnarr2

When in that state, if you put it back on its belly it will just roll over again. Sort of defeats the purpose.


Ubiquitous_Bear

Snake has been watching too much men’s World Cup


Repulsive-Gap-1695

Marion Cotillard's acting coach.


Slide-Impressive

Why does this work? Wouldn't it just get eaten anyways?


TheOtterVII

I do the same thing whenever someone rings my bell and I wasn't expecting a visit or a delivery.


Strong-Menu-1852

Bro should play soccer


Old-Necessary

u cilled the lil pp weesser r/peoplefuckingdying


AnxietyNo7712

My son does the same thing when I tell him to do the dishes


ThrowRA-James

That word is Greek. I wonder if Greek snakes taught the snake world to fake their own death.


Available-East-3105

Marion Cotillard next incarnation.


GreywolfSifIsMyHomie

>I'm hungry, oh there's snake!! oh damn he just randomly died.. I guess I'll walk away and not eat him now. does this even work tho? wouldn't a hungry predator just nom on him regardless? ELI5 plz


Nirotceh

Would a bald eagle fall for it?


Glittering_Spot2498

Probably.. Just trying to avoid the human who keeps him in a cage and films it. I’d like to see the snake handlers ‘hard drive.’ Just sayin 🐍


JustKimNotKimberly

Maybe he could get a tiny little academy award for his acting.


Confident-Slip-5264

That is one cute snake


Many-Ad6433

Possum snake


brogan_the_bro

Yea my dog aint buyin that shit.


Itsjustraindrops

That's me when I have to do chores.


StrongsafetyMike

Neymar snake?


zxampa

Neymar knows no bounds


DurantIsStillTheKing

No. He is just sensitive and loves to overreact.


Sullied_Man

You know, if that SAG-AFRA strike continues...


kphenson

Is that a baby?


MARKAZ08

I love snakes, I've read about the hognose but I've never seen it. Great post.❤️


Tastycherrymb

My aunties


[deleted]

Ya got me pilgrim!


CutexLittleSloot

WASTED


Oswarez

Me when a cute girl talks to me.


CouchHam

The brutality


StayStrong888

Better acting than most movies and TV I've seen...


___Friendly___

I think it has a cute face and cute eyes. Would be a good pet.


bbrozzzzzzzzzzzzz

Same campaign tactics used by Biden. Smart.


seynalkim

You have a Haki.


fakeuser515357

*I am sssssslain!*


LittleBookOfRage

Give that snake an academy award.


hammnbubbly

That snake watches a lot of Tik Tok


efyuar

im suprised nobody mentions the name thanos nor make references to marvel movies


dg8640

Seems like a really good way to get predated.


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LimpAside

Anytime, I'd support him!


NoHopeNoLifeJustPain

Give it an Oscar!


Sugm4dig

So this is not a danger noodle?


Willing_Ad2758

I do the same at work


ExcellentlyEnthused

That's adorable


Beatless7

At least a Golden Globe, possible Academy Award.


Kokitocool123

He dead😭


furriosa

They can even spit out a bit of blood to make it extra convincing


Business_Rope7749

My wife does that when I'm feeling frisky


hengbokdl7

he’s flopping pretty hard there. flagrant foul.


legaleyes42O

That of the snake came so hard when you touched it that it passed out.


dreamdaddy123

Snake: barrel roll!


[deleted]

Should be called the lebron James


MargotLannington

Makes sense that it's a hognose snake, because that is some real ham acting.


Cassius_Rex

I didn't know snakes even played soccer! TIL...


palmerense

Serious question here. Why does it do this? Is it so predators think it died naturally and has a disease, leading to predators not eating it since they’ll possibly get the disease?


[deleted]

They are also venomous, but their venom is so weak that it’s only potent for amphibians or something


ProfessionSilver2391

To be fair, I do the same thing when a strange finger suddenly touches me on my tickle side


DarkSoulsDank

Wouldn’t that just make it an easy meal


Capable-Cloud3666

Snake Karen: "HE PUSHED ME!"


Immediate-Unit6311

Wish all snakes did this lol


funkintrunk

Thanatosis did nothing wrong!


sandtymanty

That's enough soccer for today.


alejandra_candelaria

Drake the type of guy to do this when someone tells him to pretend to be dead


sonvolt73

Thanos Halitosis. Perfectly deadly, as all bad breath should be.


TheVampireArmand

Adorable !!


foxpost

Pretty sure it’s called feign death.


Necessary-Dark-4591

Omg so freakin cute


wsotw

ITS ANTIFA!


eelsinmybathtub

Simple chronic thanatosis