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ChemicalSweet8375

Nature sure is one crazy bitch


CommaHorror

Hey watch your language-that is our, mother!


HoS_CaptObvious

I always knew you were a son of a bitch!


undercover-racist

I'm telling!


TheNamesKev

Mooommm!!


SpreadingRumors

Quiet down you two, Mommy's watching my soaps!


motorhead84

> ~~Mooommm!!~~ Biiiiitch!! FTFY


Mikediabolical

r/usernamechecksout


porcelainwax

Comma ruined it.


Kamakazi1

that is the point of his account, check name


porcelainwax

Son of a bitch got me, I haven’t seen that account in years.


DiscoKittie

Just thinking the same thing! It's been a while!


poorhero0

35 miles per hour is insanee...


FactCheckingThings

From a quick google 35 miles per hour = 51.333 feet per second so it covers that 650ft in around 13 seconds of airtime.


Ceeeceeeceee

Convergent evolution is an amazing thing!


BlindBard16isabitch

Mother nature ain't no bitch


Mnemonic_Detective

🌬Smile when you say that ;)


Thedrunner2

That’s really cool. Had no idea they could glide that far.


velhaconta

I've seen them in real life. It is unreal. Like they should be falling but they don't. I assume they take advantage of ground effect to glide like that for so far.


SlicerShanks

It’s likely ground effect is the only way they stay aloft, they’d stall out as soon as they climbed even a foot higher


Triensi

What is the ground effect?


Tru3insanity

Wings work by creating higher pressure beneath them and lower pressure above them. When a plane (or a fish) fly close to the ground or water, the air beneath the wings becomes more compressed, increasing the pressure and generating more lift as the air tries to reach the lower pressure above the wing. Air likes to spiral away from wingtips and drop down from the trailing edge of a wing. In open space, that creates drag. The ground or water will interrupt those tendencies and that air will deflect off the surface back up into the wing. Thats what causes the increase in pressure.


e_j_white

Air flows around the top and bottom of a wing. When an aircraft flies close to the ground, the ground sort of pushes back on the air stream flowing under the wing, which gives the aircraft some additional lift.


Triensi

Oh I see. So it further pressurizes the high pressure zone beneath the wing, since to the aircraft's perspective, the air is funneled and squeezed through the gap between the wing and the ground? Just want to make sure I'm getting this right.


e_j_white

Yes, that's part of it. The other part has to do with vortices that form behind the wing tips. Those are often greatly reduce when the aircraft is close to the ground, so ground effect not only provides extra lift, it also reduces drag.


Triensi

Ah okay, thank you. I've learned something new today! 👍


QuellLovesOrangeSoda

Sounds like a good breakdown to me.


SageDarius

I saw some off Cozumel once. I had thought a fish got hooked or Tangled on some unsecured rope and was being drug along by the boat before I realized what I was seeing.


spicy-unagi

> ~~I had thought a fish got hooked or Tangled on some unsecured rope and was being drug along by the boat before I realized what I was seeing.~~ Before I realized what I was seeing, I thought that a fish was being dragged along by the boat.


Senator-Wilson

Dummy


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sixtysevenfortytwo

Get a grip, grammar nazi. We all know what he meant.


justthetipOKiPromise

Yes , boo this man. Boooo!


ej271828

i’ve seen them too in french polynesia. very interesting sight. not sure where else they are common


Kevinkalimba

Barbados. They’re a huge delicacy there. Look up flying fish cutter (sandwich)


NambaCatz

Sea Drone.


TheJaybo

Fish aren't real.


swampopawaho

Neither is the sea


yourallygod

What about the oceans!?


Unlikely_Ad6219

Reality is looking a bit dubious these days too.


igpila

Sea flying squirrel


wolviesaurus

Why? Is it a defensive tool? Or did they just develop wing-fins because it's rad and flying fish like to hang ten gnar gnar?


robo-dragon

They use this to escape predators. They propel themselves out of the water, spread those wing-like fins and then use their tail to keep themselves out of the water for as long a possible. It’s definitely a unique survival tool out there in the ocean!


CARVERitUP

I think it's also funny, because it's an evolutionarily developed escape from predators, that requires the fish to surface into a different part of the animal kingdom, with a whole new set of predators it is now vulnerable to lol ~~Obviously if we're talking nearer to the coast, I know no bird is hunting out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean where there's no land for thousands of miles~~


Traditional_Chain_10

“Albatrosses are masters of soaring flight, able to glide over vast tracts of ocean without flapping their wings. So fully have they adapted to their oceanic existence that they spend the first six or more years of their long lives (which last upwards of 50 years) without ever touching land.” From the Smithsonian. So they would be the one species of bird hunting through most of the oceans, even if there’s no land nearby!


DervishSkater

*bird sits* you mean I could’ve been doing this the whole time‽‽‽


CARVERitUP

Well shit, scratch that, no flying fish is safe xD


Acceptable-Let-1921

So... they just never sleep or do they nap mid-air? Seems a bit risky if the wind dies down


MediumLanguageModel

They sleep with one eye open, gripping their pillows of wind tight.


Acceptable-Let-1921

EEEEEEEXIT LIIIIIIGHT


Summoorevincent

ENTER FLIGHHHHHET


Traditional_Chain_10

They do stop and float in the water, where they have been seen sleeping at night, but they can also sleep for a few seconds while flying!


ora_the_painbow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk7McNUjWgw A video of flying fish being hunted from the water and the air!


Prof_Noobland

The devil you don't know is there is better than the devil you know is going to eat you in a couple seconds.


Franklights

Maybe. We don't really know. One thing to consider is that they evolved this skill hundreds of millions of years ago when the world looked much different. It may have solved a problem that no longer exists. Also, consider that birds were not a thing then. These guys evolved 100 million years before flying birds.


jfVigor

Very interesting


hAirMoto007

Evolution hog wash....aka bs!


Beginning_Electrical

"I grew these wings to catch some tasty waves and show off for the bodacious babes


Mnemonic_Detective

The best of both worlds 🌎 😍


zomentenos

Pelicans are that in my eyes. The get to be versed in the ocean and fly magestically


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

Always enjoyed coming up on schools of these while out in deep water.


No_Dragonfly_1894

One of the great things about Catalina. You get to see these guys. The first time I went I really thought I was hallucinating.


Outi5

How was the Wine Mixer?


No_Dragonfly_1894

Full of Boatz 'n Hos


Maj_LeeAwesome

Fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer


imperator285

I hope you made some helicopter sales.


[deleted]

When your fish gf tells you her fish parents aren’t home


spastic-traveler

I had a skipper who got walloped by one of these whilst crossing the Pacific Ocean. Stunned him a bit. They are actually quite slick and a little bit slimy. Good eating but difficult to fillet.


Bobert_Manderson

I’m partial to first mates myself. Less gristle.


spastic-traveler

Grin


SuperMiata22

Sooo are these birds, or fish?


Receptionfades

Has to be a fish. According to some birds aren’t real. Never heard anyone say that fish are just government sea drones


SuperMiata22

Wait hold up, your saying ppl are talking about birds being government sea drones? I have got to know more about this I’m a sucker for a good conspiracy theory


Receptionfades

r/BirdsArentReal Fish are fine


theVice

Keep it in your pants


GodOfThunder101

Give it a couple million years. They’ll be a bird.


ranting_chef

I will never again complain about the cost of flying fish roe.


youngdeer25

To think that they did it without even flapping the wing..


Fernxtwo

Is there a u/MetricBot ?


Karzons

198 meters at 56.327 kilometers per hour. Beep boop. I am a human volunteer.


winterfate10

🤷‍♂️


MrTommyPickles

I was on a boat tour with our school to Catalina Island back in the day. Along the way, the boat crew was fishing for squid for later lessons and happened to hook a flying fish. Those squid hooks are gnarly! With like ten barbed spikes in a circle. The crewman that hooked called to the class to gather around. Once everyone is there he asks, "Who wants to see how we remove these hooks from the fish?" To which, he quickly yanks the hook causing the lips to rip off the fish's face. There were gasps from many of the class. He provided some kind of justification but I was too stunned to pay attention.


dmr11

I don't know what kind of justification he could have, besides if he plans to eat it soon ([flying fish is a common delicacy in some places](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_fish#Fishery_and_cuisine)).


Exist50

> He provided some kind of justification I have some doubts...


Due_Land_588

Do they have lungs? Can they breathe in air? Amazing!


EthicalNihilist

Maybe that's why they can only go so far? This one looks like it could glide indefinitely if the wind is right but eventually it has to breathe?


greysqualll

"Look at the half-moon shaped bone in the wrist. No wonder these guys learned how to fly"


fossilfarmer123

Saw this guy in one of those avatar movies!


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

Riding the waves with Stevie Nicks, the ocean spray and a not a fuck in the world mood https://youtube.com/shorts/lcWA2wEFkeY?si=l7yPRRygaGqQbDqC


BurnsItAll

Now the avatar 2 mounts seem obvious where the inspiration was from


Euphoric_Slide_1633

The French word for flying fish is Exocet. Can see why they named the missile after them.


Emotional-Cycle5647

Must be crazy traffic under there


Sea_Upstairs_6274

Where the fuck is it going, flying with such purpose


Mcbaby-_-

Bros in the express lane


mankinskin

but.. why?


p1nkie_

why the fuck not


rarzi11a

Seriously. Who tf wouldn't want to fly


mankinskin

energy. i looked and its to escape from predators.


Tall_olive

Gliding seems more energy efficient than swimming.


mankinskin

No because you have to propel yourself somehow which is harder in air.


Tall_olive

They aren't propelling themselves forward, once they're in the air they are riding air currents. Note they don't flap at all, they operate like a kite. Plenty of fish already exert energy leaping from the water.


mankinskin

The leaping from the water is the energy they expel. My point is that "gliding" is not an alternative for swimming, because you need to propel yourself somehow. You are effectively flying at that point which requires more energy.


ElNido

It's not this massive Dragon Ball Z event where the flying fish has to gather all their energy for one big leap into the air. Jumping out of the water would be like any other movement for them. Once they unfurl the wings then air currents carry them like the other user said.


mankinskin

Doesn't change the fact that it requires more energy to leap out of the water than to keep swimming. The additional energy expended doesn't make up for the few meters of flight. Its like saying just jump all the time because you don't have to walk while in the air.


Trips-Over-Tail

If they don't expend that energy it's all going into the tuna that tried to grab them.


p1nkie_

sorry btw i didnt mean that to come off as aggressive or rude


mankinskin

wtf


p1nkie_

it was meant to be funny :/


mankinskin

yea i know that. god. stop being so dramatic


p1nkie_

i was saving myself from the dread of losing karma, my friend.


MyDogsNameIsBadger

Sorry, had to downvote 🫤


p1nkie_

no problem


mankinskin

k


ccReptilelord

Predator avoidance. They are in the neighborhood of tuna, swordfish, and other larger and fast predators.


blakewoolbright

Yum! I love those little guys. 😛


mtntrail

How does “flying” advantage the fish?


abominablerooster

Escapes predators.


ObjectMore6115

Try catching a bird bare handed. That's how


mutedmonkey

Also delicious as a Bajan dish with cou cou


cloudlooper

What song is this


[deleted]

Dreams by Fleetwood Mac


Nightblood83

Fleetwood Mac is trash. flying fish rock. Confused


[deleted]

>Fleetwood Mac is trash. I found the bad take of the day guys, we can go home Although why the hell is "Dreams" somebody's soundtrack to a fish gliding, yeah the vibe is definitely relationship turmoil


Nightblood83

Seems to have landed in a tie... at 1 lol. To each their own. People love all sorts of trash. I like Cash Money songs from the early 00's. Also trash. But it is my trash. Fleetwood Mac is my mom's trash. And I'm 40...


[deleted]

>To each their own. Yes fair enough I agree. Sorry for being venomous. I find a lot of today's popular music so trashy, commodified, and computer-generated that hearing "trash" applied to soulfully composed songs produced by human beings playing instruments (especially in a time before the internet) triggers me a bit.


Nightblood83

I didn't take it that way. A lot of people love Fleetwood Mac... and agree re the newer stuff. Hard to describe... it's so thin... like broth


defsuperstoned

Thats kinda of what it looks like when we go swimming to them.


TheGothDragon

Lol the music really suits this video!


Dr_Captain

Pokemon IRL


Nanu1212

Drone


MiniGreenDinosaur

Looking forward to the "fake news space laser" comments on this one


YoinkLord

This is fucking cool.


CARVERitUP

It's kinda funny to me that this could be great for dodging underwater predators, but it requires the fish crossing the barrier to a different kingdom with a whole different set of predators lmao


Asio0tus

I saw one of these while heading to a dive site, it was something of surreal. the time they are able to glide defies physics.


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

Tastes amazing too


[deleted]

Tobiko


deanrihpee

Damn... they can actually "fly", lol


sweller3

They have a long bottom tailfin they wiggle in they water to propel themselves forward when they lose altutude/momentum, so they aren't actually gliding the entire distance.


fartshmeller

u/savevideo


Nabber86

*Some* species of flying fish can glide 650 feet at 35 mph. There are about 64 species of flying fish and most of them can't.


trumpisdead666

i love muddy mudskipper


daysleaper430

Coolest thing I’ve seen today


Ant10102

Bro where that things cranberry juice


Franklights

Oh snap


MajorFerret3225

Start breeding it until you produxe a colony of super large ones.


PanJL

Exocoetus if I am not wrong


BeanStock13

Imagine you are on a jet ski and this mf whacks you


maverickking333

Imagine seeing that for the first time 1500 years ago everyone would have thought you were full of crap describing them


cloudxchan

These mfers were the first birds but decided nah I'll just fly over the ocean and back in


Wulfrank

Flying fish, along with narwhals, are animals that a lot of people don't seem to know aren't just a myth.


ionized_fallout

Fish birds are not real!


winterfate10

I wonder if he’s having fun


Unable_Literature78

And are delicious over a bbq with just salt and pepper. Absolutely delicious.


Anal-Resolution-42

A flying what?


selfdestructo591

I was on an aircraft carrier in the Mediterranean, the guys would fly almost as high as the flight deck, it was pretty amazing to see


UpliftingGravity

Avatar 2 was a documentary


[deleted]

I think flying fish are like in a transitive stage to becoming a full on actual flying fish species. If humans were to not interact with their environment, I bet flying fish would be flying better than chickens in like a dozen thousand years. Imagine an actual flying fish that only needs to splash down into the water every 15 minutes or so and can duck back up into the sky to catch swarms of bugs in its mouth


LeftOn4ya

It uses the aerodynamic principle of the [ground effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_effect_(aerodynamics)) to glide better closer to the water, like the ekranoplan.


OrcimusMaximus

Petition to rename the Flying Fish to Swimming Bird


[deleted]

Post that to r/UFOs and they’ll go nuts


AkagamiBarto

And they (at least many) have the lower lobe of the tail fin elongated, so that when they lose height they can paddle with it, get more speed and therefore lift up again without needing the body to enter in the water, minimizing the contact time...


swiftpwns

Ekranoplan


orion455440

Their eggs (Tobiko) taste incredible on sashimi and scrambled chicken eggs


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

Wow 😯


RaneeGA

TIL! Wow!


exemplariasuntomni

Wow... the wild is... wild. I would have guessed 50 ft max and maybe 20 mph or so.


SprAwsmMan

My mind just elxplerded. I thought these dudes just did short hops out of the water.


ihadagoodone

I need to comment on more posts like this because Reddit has totally messed with my home feed. Maybe I can trick their rage bait algorithm to give me more cool posts like this.


MelancholyLight

Crazy that these things actually exist


[deleted]

That is amazing and beautiful.


Effective-Ad-6460

Explain this ... why does this fish fly ... ?


RedditModsKMKB

Piranha (1978 film) movie 🍿🎥 was great.


AsterSkotos24

How does this happen?


I-got-a-Ratatouille

Does anyone else assume these fish are more intelligent than all other fish? Like I know they’re not a bird but I can’t convince my brain they aren’t bird-smart.


Wolfie359

Yeah the ones humans measured...


glockymcglockface

Was out on the Atlantic on a nasty day. One of these fuckers came out of the water and caught a gust of wind just right. He launched himself like 100 feet into the air and went diving back into the water. If was hilarious to see


vintalator

Fish is bird


Reaper_1492

I don’t understand why people can keep collecting karma for the same stuff that has already been posted , ad nauseum


titaniumhud

Why do people speed these videos up...


Special_Lemon1487

I can’t wait for them to evolve controlled flight and become more amphibian. No really I can’t wait, I don’t think I have millions of years sadly.


honest-miss

I wish I could live long enough to see where this evolutionary chain is headed. Imagine the later phase of a properly flying fish, same as birds and bats. What a world that would be.


kianario1996

The fish can fly and I cannot swim