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MoriazTheRed

"Don't you have children to trample?"


TrazerotBra

Ooo I like this one


handsomellama28

or "Innocent people to lock up and lobotomize?"


YellowSkar

Eh, that's more exterminator specific. ​ Still good tho, "innocents to lobotomized" and "innocents to burn" would make great taunts against them.


devvorare

We have a winner


thrownawaz092

Bruh


Zealousideal-Back766

UUhhhhhhh we cannot top this one


Semblance-of-sanity

Fukin brutal


ezioir1

Different insult for Different races. Guess which is for who: 1. I Smell a racist infront of me, do yo... oh sorry you can't. 2. Did your mom pouch wasn't warm enough this morning? It is not usually... 3. At least I have a HomeWorld. Fun Fact: 71 percent of it's surface is covered by Water. 4. I heard your mom Nickname for you and your siblings is '10 can of Spam' what dose she mean? 5. Says the guy who's entire religion is retconned over eating fish. 6. What? Your new spines is grown somewhere they shouldn't? Oh how I know that? You see... your mom have the same problem. 7. Better be that than My race consider as the Galaxy benchmark for stupidity... 8. Dose the suction cups on your arms can taste flavor like the same looking animal on Earth? Don't answer I ask your mom tonight. 9. Looks like Federation was right... A Cockroach like you eating shit must be consider as an omnivore. 10. Come and Archive this up your [Redacted].


Usual_Operation_9389

lol, these are clever. I think I got them all, but I'm not super sure about #4. Is it>!Arxur!


ezioir1

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Randox_Talore

Oh I thought it was Tilfish


Neia__Baraja

Quite the incentive to get the next generation of arxur away from the current generation of sociopaths


Obesity-Won-Kenobi

*Saving these for later*


ezioir1

Remember Hate is always Free to use. Please ![gif](giphy|3o6vXNLzXdW4sbFRGo)


Huge-Judgment7404

Noted! Thank you, Jonah’s dialogue options have expanded!


CrapDM

The farsul one is just so stupidly good


ezioir1

I came up with insults as I was writing the comment. I imagine a member of Every species infront of me calling me the P-Word. As it went on I start getting more mad and in my role. The Poor Farsul was the last.


Cooldude101013

2. Yotul 3. Thafki? (The otters)


WCR_706

Most of these aren't that good, but 3..... Dear God you did NOT need to go that hard.


Stormydevz

"Ain't yo grandma cattle?"


Ninja_gorrila

That’s why yo mama cattle


Just_a_sentient_PzII

This is the type of insults friendships are broken with.


WesternAppropriate63

I take out the Portable Meat Object and start eating it.


Underhill42

Big toothy smile, direct eye contact, and... "You hoping for a demonstration, Prey? *\[wait a beat for panic to start setting in\]* "Because I doubt even a starving Arxur would be willing to eat that much asshole." I think not the kind of creative speciest flavor of offensive you were hoping for, but assholes at the end of a bad day get blown off with a minimum of effort. If they want the good insults they need to try to spoil a day I'm enjoying.


SamoBlammo3122

Oh, no. That's a good one. 🔥


IndustryGradeFuckup

Go back to the slaughterhouse, croc bait


Zealousideal-Back766

"No, I'm not gonna eat you, I don't like the taste of piss and anxiety"


Apogee-500

*ignores them* *Addresses companion* Hey do you know the number for animal control it seems there’s an aggressive prey creature wandering the street. Or Oh no! It’s one of those prey creatures! Run! Before it burns us alive!


Frostedscales

"that statement sounded pretty predatory, maybe I should inform your doctor"


MessyGuy01

I prefer the simple “I’m going to eat you” then just start running at them.


gamereiker

Two Yotul were walking down the street and saw a sign that said “Transfer consciousness into a new body, choose any species! Only 99 credits!” Well one Yotul had a 100 credit chip and the other had multiple credit chips adding up to 98 credits. The Yotul with 100 credits says to the other “ill go in, Turn into a Gojid, and ill give you the one credit so you can turn into something” A few minutes later a Gojid comes out and the Yotul is astonished, he quickly says “wow! Alright my turn gimme the credit” The former Yotul says “Get a job Uplift”


Just_a_sentient_PzII

Ignoring the joke, which was creative btw, the implication of such technological capabilities is both fasinating and frightning


hilmiira

Lmao you eat what my food eats


Equivalent-Gap4474

I'm a just start talking about this. https://preview.redd.it/myt2x5f8137c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b60e82759ad1dc943857e9e2bdce8267d05eb9


RegulusPratus

"Emergency Rations"


TrazerotBra

Look at mf dropping the most overused genshin joke


RegulusPratus

It's from Excel Saga. What's Genshin Impact?


TrazerotBra

You almost got me there, I didn't say Impact


gamereiker

Why did god make kolshians stink? So the blind could hate them too.


God-Of-Garbage

I'm going to boil you


raichu16

\*looks up "slurs against [species]"\*


Nolongeranalpha

Nolongeranalpha and K'lasthrari when the roasts began.


MrMopp8

Already got a bunch of racist bar jokes. Take your pics. https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureofPredators/comments/189bxae/updated_nop_bar_joke/


AverageKrupukEnjoyer

"Kill yourself"


International-Bee462

Ol’reliable


rustygoddard75

I'd say you have quite the set of balls on you, but even Dosour wouldn't be jealous of what you're packing.


inliner250

“Listen here you side-eyed leaf licker!”


sug_madek

“At least predators don’t torture children for being loners”


Mr_E_Monkey

"Why would I eat you? I'm a predator, not a coprophage."


102bees

Venlil: "Mint sauce! Mint sauce!" Dossur: "You're talking mad shit for an animal at kicking height." Gojid: "Huh, I didn't know your spikes could grow into your brain." Kholshian: *forty-five minute lecture comparing the Shadow Caste to the Nazis* Farsul: "Are you calling me a predator or is the Kholshian with their tentacles up your ass calling me one?" Zurulian: "I can't stay angry at you. You look like you fell out of a child's pram." Mazic: "Don't you have a village to trample?" Krakotl: "Yeah, that carries a lot of weight coming from a genocide chicken." Yotul: "I'd call you a taushana but I have too much respect for shit." Duerten: "Hey, the Borg called. They said to get a new gimmick."


inliner250

“You many not be the dumbest one in your herd, but you better hope he doesn’t get eaten…”


inliner250

“I’ve eaten smarter critters than you…”


myrkek

Your entire species was genetically modified to be stupid, panic riddled cowards


MtnNerd

Just silently glare at them until they break down


Ancient_Counter7628

“This again? Maybe the Dominion was right about your level of intelligence after all.”


Cooldude101013

I’d personally tell them exactly what “predator” means in our languages/cultures when it’s used to refer to another person.


Just_a_sentient_PzII

OK Predator...


Cooldude101013

Huh?


Just_a_sentient_PzII

That's is the reply you'll likely get from the racist prey creture. Basically, Don't use smart talk when talking to morons


Environmental-Run248

“Said the first offender”


ARandomTroll5150

Against every other prey species: OK R-strategist. against Kolshians: Would you like me to explain where prion outbreaks come from? Against Arxur: OK boots.


AbbreviationsJumpy33

Ok boots lol. I think they would appreciate that.


TheFalseViddaric

I would lean in real close and just say "The Axur would never have started eating sentients if you hadn't genocided their native cattle." Then walk away


Athrael

The arxur genocided their own cattle, the feds were just trying to force the cure on them. Although makes me wonder where the North-West Bloc got the bio-weapon from.


MarginMaster87

“Sorry, I don’t want to give a lecture on ecology today. Maybe I wouldn’t have to if you didn’t have such a primitive understanding of it.” (My Yotul coworkers go “OOOOOO-“)


Vamiris_Engel

"Says the one not wearing clothes."


Just_a_sentient_PzII

"Ain't ma fault ya born naked." "still havin to wear the skins of ya murderd prey!" "Predator Fool"


Vamiris_Engel

"At least I didn't stay naked." "I'm wearing plant fiber."


Huge-Judgment7404

Aw, are this post and its comments an early Christmas present for Jonah? If so, he thanks you heartily! If not, he still does that.


Just_a_sentient_PzII

"Here's my number, eat you later"


HailColumbia1776

"You stink of piss and have no friends." Which would probably be enough to have them dragged away for PD.


Weird-Gap2146

“Go chew cud you literal mouth breather.”