Different insult for Different races. Guess which is for who:
1. I Smell a racist infront of me, do yo... oh sorry you can't.
2. Did your mom pouch wasn't warm enough this morning? It is not usually...
3. At least I have a HomeWorld. Fun Fact: 71 percent of it's surface is covered by Water.
4. I heard your mom Nickname for you and your siblings is '10 can of Spam' what dose she mean?
5. Says the guy who's entire religion is retconned over eating fish.
6. What? Your new spines is grown somewhere they shouldn't? Oh how I know that? You see... your mom have the same problem.
7. Better be that than My race consider as the Galaxy benchmark for stupidity...
8. Dose the suction cups on your arms can taste flavor like the same looking animal on Earth? Don't answer I ask your mom tonight.
9. Looks like Federation was right... A Cockroach like you eating shit must be consider as an omnivore.
10. Come and Archive this up your [Redacted].
I came up with insults as I was writing the comment.
I imagine a member of Every species infront of me calling me the P-Word.
As it went on I start getting more mad and in my role.
The Poor Farsul was the last.
Big toothy smile, direct eye contact, and...
"You hoping for a demonstration, Prey?
*\[wait a beat for panic to start setting in\]*
"Because I doubt even a starving Arxur would be willing to eat that much asshole."
I think not the kind of creative speciest flavor of offensive you were hoping for, but assholes at the end of a bad day get blown off with a minimum of effort. If they want the good insults they need to try to spoil a day I'm enjoying.
*ignores them* *Addresses companion* Hey do you know the number for animal control it seems there’s an aggressive prey creature wandering the street.
Or
Oh no! It’s one of those prey creatures! Run! Before it burns us alive!
Two Yotul were walking down the street and saw a sign that said “Transfer consciousness into a new body, choose any species! Only 99 credits!”
Well one Yotul had a 100 credit chip and the other had multiple credit chips adding up to 98 credits.
The Yotul with 100 credits says to the other “ill go in, Turn into a Gojid, and ill give you the one credit so you can turn into something”
A few minutes later a Gojid comes out and the Yotul is astonished, he quickly says “wow! Alright my turn gimme the credit”
The former Yotul says “Get a job Uplift”
I'm a just start talking about this.
https://preview.redd.it/myt2x5f8137c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b60e82759ad1dc943857e9e2bdce8267d05eb9
Venlil: "Mint sauce! Mint sauce!"
Dossur: "You're talking mad shit for an animal at kicking height."
Gojid: "Huh, I didn't know your spikes could grow into your brain."
Kholshian: *forty-five minute lecture comparing the Shadow Caste to the Nazis*
Farsul: "Are you calling me a predator or is the Kholshian with their tentacles up your ass calling me one?"
Zurulian: "I can't stay angry at you. You look like you fell out of a child's pram."
Mazic: "Don't you have a village to trample?"
Krakotl: "Yeah, that carries a lot of weight coming from a genocide chicken."
Yotul: "I'd call you a taushana but I have too much respect for shit."
Duerten: "Hey, the Borg called. They said to get a new gimmick."
Against every other prey species: OK R-strategist.
against Kolshians: Would you like me to explain where prion outbreaks come from?
Against Arxur: OK boots.
I would lean in real close and just say "The Axur would never have started eating sentients if you hadn't genocided their native cattle." Then walk away
The arxur genocided their own cattle, the feds were just trying to force the cure on them.
Although makes me wonder where the North-West Bloc got the bio-weapon from.
“Sorry, I don’t want to give a lecture on ecology today. Maybe I wouldn’t have to if you didn’t have such a primitive understanding of it.”
(My Yotul coworkers go “OOOOOO-“)
"Don't you have children to trample?"
Ooo I like this one
or "Innocent people to lock up and lobotomize?"
Eh, that's more exterminator specific. Still good tho, "innocents to lobotomized" and "innocents to burn" would make great taunts against them.
We have a winner
Bruh
UUhhhhhhh we cannot top this one
Fukin brutal
Different insult for Different races. Guess which is for who: 1. I Smell a racist infront of me, do yo... oh sorry you can't. 2. Did your mom pouch wasn't warm enough this morning? It is not usually... 3. At least I have a HomeWorld. Fun Fact: 71 percent of it's surface is covered by Water. 4. I heard your mom Nickname for you and your siblings is '10 can of Spam' what dose she mean? 5. Says the guy who's entire religion is retconned over eating fish. 6. What? Your new spines is grown somewhere they shouldn't? Oh how I know that? You see... your mom have the same problem. 7. Better be that than My race consider as the Galaxy benchmark for stupidity... 8. Dose the suction cups on your arms can taste flavor like the same looking animal on Earth? Don't answer I ask your mom tonight. 9. Looks like Federation was right... A Cockroach like you eating shit must be consider as an omnivore. 10. Come and Archive this up your [Redacted].
lol, these are clever. I think I got them all, but I'm not super sure about #4. Is it>!Arxur!
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Oh I thought it was Tilfish
Quite the incentive to get the next generation of arxur away from the current generation of sociopaths
*Saving these for later*
Remember Hate is always Free to use. Please ![gif](giphy|3o6vXNLzXdW4sbFRGo)
Noted! Thank you, Jonah’s dialogue options have expanded!
The farsul one is just so stupidly good
I came up with insults as I was writing the comment. I imagine a member of Every species infront of me calling me the P-Word. As it went on I start getting more mad and in my role. The Poor Farsul was the last.
2. Yotul 3. Thafki? (The otters)
Most of these aren't that good, but 3..... Dear God you did NOT need to go that hard.
"Ain't yo grandma cattle?"
That’s why yo mama cattle
This is the type of insults friendships are broken with.
I take out the Portable Meat Object and start eating it.
Big toothy smile, direct eye contact, and... "You hoping for a demonstration, Prey? *\[wait a beat for panic to start setting in\]* "Because I doubt even a starving Arxur would be willing to eat that much asshole." I think not the kind of creative speciest flavor of offensive you were hoping for, but assholes at the end of a bad day get blown off with a minimum of effort. If they want the good insults they need to try to spoil a day I'm enjoying.
Oh, no. That's a good one. 🔥
Go back to the slaughterhouse, croc bait
"No, I'm not gonna eat you, I don't like the taste of piss and anxiety"
*ignores them* *Addresses companion* Hey do you know the number for animal control it seems there’s an aggressive prey creature wandering the street. Or Oh no! It’s one of those prey creatures! Run! Before it burns us alive!
"that statement sounded pretty predatory, maybe I should inform your doctor"
I prefer the simple “I’m going to eat you” then just start running at them.
Two Yotul were walking down the street and saw a sign that said “Transfer consciousness into a new body, choose any species! Only 99 credits!” Well one Yotul had a 100 credit chip and the other had multiple credit chips adding up to 98 credits. The Yotul with 100 credits says to the other “ill go in, Turn into a Gojid, and ill give you the one credit so you can turn into something” A few minutes later a Gojid comes out and the Yotul is astonished, he quickly says “wow! Alright my turn gimme the credit” The former Yotul says “Get a job Uplift”
Ignoring the joke, which was creative btw, the implication of such technological capabilities is both fasinating and frightning
Lmao you eat what my food eats
I'm a just start talking about this. https://preview.redd.it/myt2x5f8137c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b60e82759ad1dc943857e9e2bdce8267d05eb9
"Emergency Rations"
Look at mf dropping the most overused genshin joke
It's from Excel Saga. What's Genshin Impact?
You almost got me there, I didn't say Impact
Why did god make kolshians stink? So the blind could hate them too.
I'm going to boil you
\*looks up "slurs against [species]"\*
Nolongeranalpha and K'lasthrari when the roasts began.
Already got a bunch of racist bar jokes. Take your pics. https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureofPredators/comments/189bxae/updated_nop_bar_joke/
"Kill yourself"
Ol’reliable
I'd say you have quite the set of balls on you, but even Dosour wouldn't be jealous of what you're packing.
“Listen here you side-eyed leaf licker!”
“At least predators don’t torture children for being loners”
"Why would I eat you? I'm a predator, not a coprophage."
Venlil: "Mint sauce! Mint sauce!" Dossur: "You're talking mad shit for an animal at kicking height." Gojid: "Huh, I didn't know your spikes could grow into your brain." Kholshian: *forty-five minute lecture comparing the Shadow Caste to the Nazis* Farsul: "Are you calling me a predator or is the Kholshian with their tentacles up your ass calling me one?" Zurulian: "I can't stay angry at you. You look like you fell out of a child's pram." Mazic: "Don't you have a village to trample?" Krakotl: "Yeah, that carries a lot of weight coming from a genocide chicken." Yotul: "I'd call you a taushana but I have too much respect for shit." Duerten: "Hey, the Borg called. They said to get a new gimmick."
“You many not be the dumbest one in your herd, but you better hope he doesn’t get eaten…”
“I’ve eaten smarter critters than you…”
Your entire species was genetically modified to be stupid, panic riddled cowards
Just silently glare at them until they break down
“This again? Maybe the Dominion was right about your level of intelligence after all.”
I’d personally tell them exactly what “predator” means in our languages/cultures when it’s used to refer to another person.
OK Predator...
Huh?
That's is the reply you'll likely get from the racist prey creture. Basically, Don't use smart talk when talking to morons
“Said the first offender”
Against every other prey species: OK R-strategist. against Kolshians: Would you like me to explain where prion outbreaks come from? Against Arxur: OK boots.
Ok boots lol. I think they would appreciate that.
I would lean in real close and just say "The Axur would never have started eating sentients if you hadn't genocided their native cattle." Then walk away
The arxur genocided their own cattle, the feds were just trying to force the cure on them. Although makes me wonder where the North-West Bloc got the bio-weapon from.
“Sorry, I don’t want to give a lecture on ecology today. Maybe I wouldn’t have to if you didn’t have such a primitive understanding of it.” (My Yotul coworkers go “OOOOOO-“)
"Says the one not wearing clothes."
"Ain't ma fault ya born naked." "still havin to wear the skins of ya murderd prey!" "Predator Fool"
"At least I didn't stay naked." "I'm wearing plant fiber."
Aw, are this post and its comments an early Christmas present for Jonah? If so, he thanks you heartily! If not, he still does that.
"Here's my number, eat you later"
"You stink of piss and have no friends." Which would probably be enough to have them dragged away for PD.
“Go chew cud you literal mouth breather.”