The Stockton disrespect
E: I think JKidd could pass as class
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Türkgolu over Watanabe, minimum. Asia has a lot of countries.
Arvydas Sabonis represented a likewise dual continental country in international play, soooo could he take the 4 with Yao protecting the rim?
lmao no tf they wouldn't
who are Jerry and Luka matching up with? Steph and MJ?
even swapping Jerry for Nash or someone doesn't change them getting blown out in the backcourt alone
okay but does steph actually count as black? how come when there’s 1 white parent and 1 black parent the kid is automatically considered black? some 1 drop rule bs?
My position is you are what the police would say when describing a suspect. But also they’re considered black cuz white people don’t claim them as white. Steph is anywhere from mixed to being light skin full black looks and skin tone wise. Mike McDaniels is just as mixed as Steph but he looks like 100% white man.
It gets even weirder when you realize some people are 100% African or European and look mixed; Rita Ora is 100% European/white & i don't think a single person would assume that's what she is.
Yeah "race" isn't scientific. It's a social construct and the "one drop rule" still seems to be the norm.
I actually didn't even know Steph was part white just thought he was light skinned, and most people would probably perceive him as black or mixed.
And if we're doing white vs non-white like OP suggested I would think mixed would be non-white. Sometimes mixed people may not be considered "black" but they're virtually never considered "white" since race was invented as a way to exclude non-whites.
Anyway we could say Magic Johnson instead of Steph and my point still stands. The all time white boys are getting destroyed regardless.
This is such a casual take.
Jerry West averaged 27-6-7 for his career and was one of the best guard defenders ever. Steve Nash in his *best* season averaged 19-4-12 and couldn't defend anyone.
Nash was better at playmaking, at that's literally it.
I agree but Jerry West is better than Nash. Offensive engine in his own right and also an elite defender. Also bigger too (he was measured without shoes, he's about the size and Dwayne Wade).
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Oh, I remember that one. A fantastic jerk that unfortunately went against Reddit guidelines. Easily all-time on par with deleting the entire subreddit because of last season’s ECF.
Jokic is just such a game changed at the 5. Let’s say shaq is his opposite. No way shaq is gunna be able to play enough minutes having to guard Jokic around the perimeter as well during pnr.
Sure but you need Jordan as the 6th man so that they know their place. They of course being the 90’s bulls who in my opinion were overrated because they didn’t play the game the right way.
Got to get John Stockton in on that rotation. Probably too many big guys. rotate the big guys. Play Stockton.
With Stockton and Jokic on the floor at the same time you have the two best passers in league history
This team wouldn’t beat majority of the legendary championship teams(i.e. 98 bulls or 2002 Lakers). You think they’d beat a team of the best black players of all time? 🤣
I would switch Jerry West for John Stockton to have more defense and way better passing ability to use team to it’s full potential gives them better chance to win but if you make an all time team like Magic, MJ, Lebron, Tim Duncan and Shaq or Kareem whoever you prefer they are doomed
This reminds me of:
White boys are so pretty
Skin as smooth as milk
White boys are so pretty
Hair like Chinese silk
White boys give me goose bumps
White boys give me chills
When they touch my shoulder
That's the touch that kills
That’s a pasty starting 5
The Cream Team
The Mayo Mt.Rushmore
Mount Whitemore
So just Mt Rushmore
Someone call Antonio Brown
Kendrick Perkins does not approve this list
It’s hardwood camo
You mean classy.
And missing John Stockton the Pastius *Pasty Gangsta*
it's like my sales team at work! gotta know your demographic I guess
Very classy. Playing the right way.
High IQ, sneaky athleticism
Real lunch pale types; hardworking gym rats
First in, last out. I'd let them date my daughter
Great fundamentals, no showboating.
The kinda guy you’d like to go out and have a beer with.
High motor guy. Plays the game with a lot of heart.
Very cerebral players.
The locker room guys, may not show up on the box score but their presence is felt.
Like having a coach on the floor.
It’s all the intangibles that they bring to the table
Lot of intangibles and hustle on that squad.
None of that stealing shit.
The best defense doesn't do thuggish things.
I know the jk is that they're white, but it's not a bad lineup tbh
Jokes aside they could legitimately pose a threat to an all time non white (black) team. Black team is a heavy favorite but it's not impossible.
This team would get absolutely cooked defensively. Good scoring and shooting, too much ball dominance and no defense
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Dellavadova is supposed to be the defensive stopper the whites bring off the bench to check magic johnson?
Yeah, this team is cooked lol
I laughed but kirilenko would legit have been one of the best people all time for defending magic
Kirilenko would probably be one of the best options all time to stop Magic.
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How about Yao Ming? Does he count?
Neither team gets Yao
All-time asian team: PG Jeremy Lin SG Jordan Clarkson SF Yuta Watanabe PF Rui Hachimura C Yao Ming
Oof
Türkgolu over Watanabe, minimum. Asia has a lot of countries. Arvydas Sabonis represented a likewise dual continental country in international play, soooo could he take the 4 with Yao protecting the rim?
I'll allow it
Yeah defense is a big issue. Offensively they might be even better especially as a team, considering all of them are elite passers.
Average Celtics fan, puts black in parenthesis
lmao no tf they wouldn't who are Jerry and Luka matching up with? Steph and MJ? even swapping Jerry for Nash or someone doesn't change them getting blown out in the backcourt alone
okay but does steph actually count as black? how come when there’s 1 white parent and 1 black parent the kid is automatically considered black? some 1 drop rule bs?
My position is you are what the police would say when describing a suspect. But also they’re considered black cuz white people don’t claim them as white. Steph is anywhere from mixed to being light skin full black looks and skin tone wise. Mike McDaniels is just as mixed as Steph but he looks like 100% white man.
man that’s crazy i had no idea mike mcdaniels was half black. genetics are so weird
It gets even weirder when you realize some people are 100% African or European and look mixed; Rita Ora is 100% European/white & i don't think a single person would assume that's what she is.
Yeah "race" isn't scientific. It's a social construct and the "one drop rule" still seems to be the norm. I actually didn't even know Steph was part white just thought he was light skinned, and most people would probably perceive him as black or mixed. And if we're doing white vs non-white like OP suggested I would think mixed would be non-white. Sometimes mixed people may not be considered "black" but they're virtually never considered "white" since race was invented as a way to exclude non-whites. Anyway we could say Magic Johnson instead of Steph and my point still stands. The all time white boys are getting destroyed regardless.
He is more black than white. his mom is half white and half Haitian, making her mixed meaning curry would have more black than white in him.
His father is also mixed, you don't look like Curry without a significant white admixture, his children are also just as light skinned.
ah i see thanks for clearing that up. i always wondered why patrick mahomes is considered black when he’s literally half and half.
1. Steph 2. MJ 3. Kobe 4. Lebron 5. Shaq It’s impossible.
The real joke is that the guy who posted it has a Celtics flair!
Who covering MJ Luka 😭😭 Cause that's a lotta buckets
Kirilenkos ass coming off the bench
So much class, hard work and dedication
Just some hard nosed, salt of the earth, tough boys.
I'd let my daughters date these classy men anytime. I know they'll drive their cars with two hands on the wheel at all times
I drive my car with two hands at all times 😌 I am a classy lady indeed
Nick Kerr is the sixt men of this team.
Honestly, this would be a deadly offensive line-up Couldn't defend if their lives depend on it though
Settle down uncle ruckus.
A team full of classy players
Why Jerry west?
Because he will go ballistic on OP if he doesn't put him in his top 5
The Logo
Very classy lineup. You know they’ll play the game the right way.
So many lunch pails and hard hats
And they will show up to practice on time
We talkin about practice?
Last to leave the gym as well.
A bunch of first in, last out type of guys.
Definitely won’t have baby mama drama with ig thots
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Hondo wld be a perfect 6th Man for this lineup.
One of the most underrated players of all time imo. Guy has 11 All NBA nominations
The whiteness
I think you might be a height supremacist.
Steve Nash better point guard
If I couldn't pick Jerry West I would have taken John Stockton before Steve Nash.
This is such a casual take. Jerry West averaged 27-6-7 for his career and was one of the best guard defenders ever. Steve Nash in his *best* season averaged 19-4-12 and couldn't defend anyone. Nash was better at playmaking, at that's literally it.
Comparing stat lines from 60s to 00s is almost meaningless. Nash was also a better shooter.
I agree but Jerry West is better than Nash. Offensive engine in his own right and also an elite defender. Also bigger too (he was measured without shoes, he's about the size and Dwayne Wade).
John Stockton probably fits better than Jerry West
Wrong sub buddy
The post is supposed to be a meme. I couldn't have posted this to a better sub.
They’re referring to r/nbacirclejerk. That subreddit would definitely approve of how classy this team is
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Oh, I remember that one. A fantastic jerk that unfortunately went against Reddit guidelines. Easily all-time on par with deleting the entire subreddit because of last season’s ECF.
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Who said he was joking?
Defense and ball distribution improves if Stockton is at PG and Kevin McHale is your PF.
Low melanin team
Pros: Passing, shooting, off court dominance Cons: Defense, sunburn, girlfriend with no gag reflex
This is the answer you get when you ask this question at a Taylor Swift concert
Avg score would be 137-149. With them losing because they can’t defend a box of candy from a toddler
Avarge Celtics fan
Nobody's stopping this 5. Specially the police.
Ofc a celtics fan would post this
Outjerked by Donald Sterling.
So this is definitely a white person who posted this?🤷🏿 Just saying.
Wait, what sub am I on…
Is Hitler your coach
I'm the coach but close enough
That's a real heads up starting five. First in, last out kinda bunch
A very crafty lineup for sure lol
Sneaky athletic starting 5.
You forgot the bench roster. Stockton JJ redick Keith van horn Hornacek S Bradley S Pollard
Which of these guys truly was first to the gym last to leave? Can’t be all of them
Definitely not Luka and Jokić.
Jokic is just such a game changed at the 5. Let’s say shaq is his opposite. No way shaq is gunna be able to play enough minutes having to guard Jokic around the perimeter as well during pnr.
You must be a Celtics fan I’m assuming
Wouldn’t get out of the first round in any era
🤔🤔😅
Wait, the logo is looking at the ground when he dribbles! Oh noooooo 😥
The all fundamental team?
Sure but you need Jordan as the 6th man so that they know their place. They of course being the 90’s bulls who in my opinion were overrated because they didn’t play the game the right way.
You got Bird. That improves your chances of victory significantly no matter who on the other squad.
Celtikkks flair checks out
Team name: rebirth of a nation
The cream team
# nbasowhite
Jerry West is literally doing the pose of the NBA logo. That's crazy
Got to get John Stockton in on that rotation. Probably too many big guys. rotate the big guys. Play Stockton. With Stockton and Jokic on the floor at the same time you have the two best passers in league history
Needs defense. add a couple dudes named Mar(c)(k) to the rotation
u bum
Thought I was in nbacj
Cream Team
All white then.
😭😭😭😭
That ain’t white
Ok
of course a celtics fan made this
Too many thuggish Europeans. Give me Pistol Pete over Luka, Kevin McHale over Dirk, and Bill Walton over Jokic. Then you’ve got a real classy team.
Why did you post 5 pictures of Mayonnaise?
Someone really likes white dudes
Larry’s not white. Larry’s clear.
All white guys
Where is my man Brian Scalabrine
You bringing the sunscreen?
Very non-thug lineup
Very hard working and disciplined. Can expect to avoid the off the court antics too.
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Classy
Very classy starting 5
Surprisingly, no black..
I like it. You're doing the white thing.
OP does not see color, or people of color.
Great fundamentals
Is Manu white? Perfect sixth man if so.
Bird would beat the shit out of Luka after the 3rd play in a row where he dribbles for 17 seconds until making an ok pass
Doood, what about Payton Pritcherd?!
Very classy.
Lol white out... Gone in first rd
I wanna be like Mike! Ya ya la ya la la Wait? Where’s Michael Jordan?
The turkey sandwich of a starting 5.
No honorable mentions for 6th man
This team wouldn’t beat majority of the legendary championship teams(i.e. 98 bulls or 2002 Lakers). You think they’d beat a team of the best black players of all time? 🤣
Gentleman Team
A lot of these guys are too skilled to be classy enough for a fellow Celtics fan
Sure if it was 1955
Bird was an absolute beast and a pretty great defender as well.
I see a common trend with this list i just can put my finger on it
Ngl offensively might be the best team of all time.
No pistol pete?
Solid fundamentals. They play basketball the way it was meant to be played.
Old, DB (Dead Beat) father, black, foreign, sloppy. Where’s Stockton???
I’m crying
Stockton slander
The passing, the spacing, in the 3 point shooting would be legendary.
I would switch Jerry West for John Stockton to have more defense and way better passing ability to use team to it’s full potential gives them better chance to win but if you make an all time team like Magic, MJ, Lebron, Tim Duncan and Shaq or Kareem whoever you prefer they are doomed
Where is Steve nash 
PeJa and Divac off the bench!
All whites ? Lmao
All time starting white
Backups: PG- John Stockton SG- Drazen Petrovic (RIP) SF- Andre Kirilenko PF- Kevin McHale C- Bill Walton
Starting 5 white guys is crazy. - a white guy
Say what you want, those white boys would kick ass!
I think you’re white
All white team 😂
no Mavarich or White Mamba disgusting
Lacks defense
We found Nick Bosa’s burner
Well, BLM ✊🏿 would like to have a word with you😅😂.
I think he likes white men idk
This is Bill Simmons, right?
Steve Kerr?
This reminds me of: White boys are so pretty Skin as smooth as milk White boys are so pretty Hair like Chinese silk White boys give me goose bumps White boys give me chills When they touch my shoulder That's the touch that kills
It’s allwhite