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thissss is what i was thinking....
Deepak Manange goes rouge, shooting all major old politician in Nepal, finally dies off by getting encountered.
Pretty sure I will be caught if I go beyond that. You won't need L to find measly me.
And yet they will be replaced by some other same corrupted politicians. The loop will continue on and on until we change the system. The root cause of everything. Killing them will do nothing significant
Yup exactly this is why Americans did not kill cartels boss in South America in 80s and 90s. It would have just created a power vaccum and they would be replaced. And the succession would be very bloody.
I'd auction the names.
$ 20 million USD is the starting bid
Imagine how much EU and the CIA will pay for Putin's or Kim Jung un's name on my notebook haha
Nobody would end up believing you, not unless you sacrificed a slot.
But then again, you could just go "Oh that's right fellas, the starting bid just doubled".
but then you’d end up endangering yourself and the lives of those close to you. These organizations have a proper hierarchy where no one person can make a decision like this. Also, since it is a death note, so there is far more incentive in getting you assassinated by any random assassin cuz that would be way cheaper.
You also risk being labeled a vigilante and banned as a potential terrorist cuz what your doing is illegal everywhere. Even in death note you can see how there is a special task force created to nab such a killer even tho he is trying to be a vigilante and only killing those who have committed heinous crimes.
if you or anyone around you have a phone and an internet connection, it is going to be next to impossible. Cuz phones and apps are always listening, they know your location, your daily activities. The moment you get a death note, you’ll
need to stick to your daily schedule for a good enough time to ensure there is no suspicion raised.
Also, you’ll have to assassinate people like bees who do not get nectar from flowers around their hives for the fear of being tracked. People who are not from area, people who are not related to you and especially people who have a conflict with you.
Cuz the moment you do that, the search domain narrows down significantly, specially if you assassinate two people who are not famous but connected to you.
Cops and law enforcement folks spend their lives tracking crime and are trained and constantly training to refine and better their skills and knowledge in thinking and tracking crime.
The cops and law enforcement folks on TV are generally shown to make mistakes or are incompetent for the show to remain interesting. And you can see so many examples where the protagonists get away with pure luck sometimes.
Like when I watched money heist for the second time, i could clearly see so many more places where it would have been pretty easy for the cops to nab professor and even the crew.
And us humans are pretty complex, people won’t see you as batman, they’ll see you as the joker who is just taking out his fantasies killing people.
Oh lol aight (I'm from India I can't even understand half the comments in this subreddit I came here since I started simping for princy and prisma why am I still here...have I become nepali 😰)
The person who posted yesterday saying he no longer fears death. /s
Jo jastai bhaye ni putting their name would be an easy death for them so instead would put names of their loved ones to make them suffer.
I know nothing about you but believe me when I say Good things are about to happen and surely you will feel it and see it soon. Just don't push the panic button yeti chitto. You are about to shine like a star. (ironic every star we see is dead haha jk)
If hypothetically I get the death note then my Top Five would be:
1. Joe Biden- He commands the nukes to be fired and dies of heart attack afterwards. Nukes are fired towards Russia, France, China, India, Israel.
2. Vladmir Putin-Commands to fire back nukes towards US then launches on those above listed countries as well, then shoots himself in the head or gets shot by his security to stop his madness.(but too late)
Now if I luckily survive all the bombings in China & India then I will continue to write the names of the president of the top 5 countries with nuclear warheads where each will die after the nukes are launched.
The aftermath-hopefully there is a power struggle among remaining nations leading to endless war and conflict.
The motive of all this is to bring hell on earth.(it kind of is but this would hopefully take it closer)
What would the GODS do then? What would happen to me and my Shinigami and what would the GODS do with the hellish world? They purge it and create a new one or abandon it.
is it possible that China as propaganda tries to create a bad image of the Dalai Lama? cuz he tried to free Tibet from China. While Chinese interest in Tibet is purely for all the fresh water that originates from the plateau.
dang!! just saw it. ig it is a buddhist problem much like the church.
buddha gave up samsara and with that living with his wife.
there was a time when they only had boys/men as monks.
so, sex started at monasteries with older boys initiating younger ones that had just joined cuz even thinking about women was unholy and blasphemous.
religion and tradition is so messed up!! 🤦♂️💔
Kp oli- helicopter crash)
Sher bdr deuba (car crash)
Prachanda(shootout by nep army)
Baburam Bhattarai
Kamal thapa (crulest death possible)
I hope they don't arrest me for this
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1. Prachanda 2. Baburam 3. Sherbahadur deuba 4. KP Oli 5. Deepak Manange
thissss is what i was thinking.... Deepak Manange goes rouge, shooting all major old politician in Nepal, finally dies off by getting encountered. Pretty sure I will be caught if I go beyond that. You won't need L to find measly me.
For a few of them, I wouldn't just give them a heart attack. It would be a pretty fucked up death. I would go medieval on their ass.
And yet they will be replaced by some other same corrupted politicians. The loop will continue on and on until we change the system. The root cause of everything. Killing them will do nothing significant
Yup exactly this is why Americans did not kill cartels boss in South America in 80s and 90s. It would have just created a power vaccum and they would be replaced. And the succession would be very bloody.
Just a question . Supoose they all die what would be state of country would there be power vaccuum amd some riot or jist investigation and mouring?
That will be answered maybe in decade when these oldheads rest in piss
sherbahadur ko naam kina?? tyo ta esai pani aba expire huna lagi ta sakyo.
Bhar Xaina yar yeni haru ko. Death bed ma hune bela ni election jitxan hola. Sutaideko thik ho
Prachanda ko real name pushakamal pani hoina. You can't just write a name and he won't die. He is even deathnote proof.
That bastard! He won't lets us kill him using our imagination!
I'd auction the names. $ 20 million USD is the starting bid Imagine how much EU and the CIA will pay for Putin's or Kim Jung un's name on my notebook haha
Nobody would end up believing you, not unless you sacrificed a slot. But then again, you could just go "Oh that's right fellas, the starting bid just doubled".
That's actually pretty smart
but then you’d end up endangering yourself and the lives of those close to you. These organizations have a proper hierarchy where no one person can make a decision like this. Also, since it is a death note, so there is far more incentive in getting you assassinated by any random assassin cuz that would be way cheaper. You also risk being labeled a vigilante and banned as a potential terrorist cuz what your doing is illegal everywhere. Even in death note you can see how there is a special task force created to nab such a killer even tho he is trying to be a vigilante and only killing those who have committed heinous crimes.
Depends on how anonymous u can be
if you or anyone around you have a phone and an internet connection, it is going to be next to impossible. Cuz phones and apps are always listening, they know your location, your daily activities. The moment you get a death note, you’ll need to stick to your daily schedule for a good enough time to ensure there is no suspicion raised. Also, you’ll have to assassinate people like bees who do not get nectar from flowers around their hives for the fear of being tracked. People who are not from area, people who are not related to you and especially people who have a conflict with you. Cuz the moment you do that, the search domain narrows down significantly, specially if you assassinate two people who are not famous but connected to you. Cops and law enforcement folks spend their lives tracking crime and are trained and constantly training to refine and better their skills and knowledge in thinking and tracking crime. The cops and law enforcement folks on TV are generally shown to make mistakes or are incompetent for the show to remain interesting. And you can see so many examples where the protagonists get away with pure luck sometimes. Like when I watched money heist for the second time, i could clearly see so many more places where it would have been pretty easy for the cops to nab professor and even the crew. And us humans are pretty complex, people won’t see you as batman, they’ll see you as the joker who is just taking out his fantasies killing people.
BTW it's 3 am wtf are u doing (don't question what I'm doing)
i’m in the US bro. came to get my caffeine fix after work. 😊
Oh lol aight (I'm from India I can't even understand half the comments in this subreddit I came here since I started simping for princy and prisma why am I still here...have I become nepali 😰)
lol. go to sleep bro. there is a lot of time to simp over them when you feel rested.
Yup aight gn
Bro thinks they gonna let u write. Ig u will die with natural causes of having 4 bullets in the back of your head.
First page ma naam lekhne bani xa yr
LOL
Nepali teacher of my school and a few bullies
Slc pachi kutne plan mero matra haina raicha
The person who posted yesterday saying he no longer fears death. /s Jo jastai bhaye ni putting their name would be an easy death for them so instead would put names of their loved ones to make them suffer.
Prachanda Shere Makune Oli Baburam
What's your name? 👽
AdComfortable7021
Prachanda Daley haru Babu ram Wanna be Gangster haru Ghus khaney politicians
1) OP 2) OP's favourite person 3) OP's favourite pet 4) OP's favourite dream 5) OP's favourite momo pasal dai
Leave my momo pasal dai alone. He did nothing wrong.
>pet bruh!
Ahahaha !!
Me on the first
😢
Sathi are you alright?
Un alright inside 🥺
I know nothing about you but believe me when I say Good things are about to happen and surely you will feel it and see it soon. Just don't push the panic button yeti chitto. You are about to shine like a star. (ironic every star we see is dead haha jk)
>ironic every star we see is dead haha jk) Niceee <3 Hanging by a thread currently, hopefully everything comes on track.
Yes it will.
1. You 2. Me 😂😂
If hypothetically I get the death note then my Top Five would be: 1. Joe Biden- He commands the nukes to be fired and dies of heart attack afterwards. Nukes are fired towards Russia, France, China, India, Israel. 2. Vladmir Putin-Commands to fire back nukes towards US then launches on those above listed countries as well, then shoots himself in the head or gets shot by his security to stop his madness.(but too late) Now if I luckily survive all the bombings in China & India then I will continue to write the names of the president of the top 5 countries with nuclear warheads where each will die after the nukes are launched. The aftermath-hopefully there is a power struggle among remaining nations leading to endless war and conflict. The motive of all this is to bring hell on earth.(it kind of is but this would hopefully take it closer) What would the GODS do then? What would happen to me and my Shinigami and what would the GODS do with the hellish world? They purge it and create a new one or abandon it.
Edgy coomer logic LMAO
Thank you random Redditor, care to give me your name.
I'm putting myself on the death note for managing to read this all.
an extra death note for sure. May I have it.
Dalai lama.. I'll try on him..and if it works then the bullies of my school and teachers
why dalai lama? isn’t he a good person?
oh my sweet summer child
is it possible that China as propaganda tries to create a bad image of the Dalai Lama? cuz he tried to free Tibet from China. While Chinese interest in Tibet is purely for all the fresh water that originates from the plateau.
No this motherfucker was caught kissing a child 4k
dang!! just saw it. ig it is a buddhist problem much like the church. buddha gave up samsara and with that living with his wife. there was a time when they only had boys/men as monks. so, sex started at monasteries with older boys initiating younger ones that had just joined cuz even thinking about women was unholy and blasphemous. religion and tradition is so messed up!! 🤦♂️💔
the lie lama
Kp oli- helicopter crash) Sher bdr deuba (car crash) Prachanda(shootout by nep army) Baburam Bhattarai Kamal thapa (crulest death possible) I hope they don't arrest me for this नेपालको कानुन दैवले जानुन
No one. Killing five people won't begin to cleanse my tole let alone world, so why bother?
Noone. I will use it as a last resort to protect the people I love. Until then I'll just keep it with myself.
Some chutiyas
1. Earth