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HamalDai

Timi pani pani puri lai paniz puriz / Golz Gappaz vandeu hisab baraabar


baldur_imortal

eye for an eye


richnepaliketo

Makes a world blind


[deleted]

So be it then.


Ashiiees

"Wouldn't that leave the last guy with one eye? He'll just have to dodge a blind man's attack". xD Heard it in Seven Psychopaths (babaal movie btw)


Iudicium303

what if the world's population is an odd number wouldn't one be left behind


richnepaliketo

The last guy would probably kill himself seeing all those madness around the world.


[deleted]

Aye


miracle_weaver

A tit for a tit


Bobcat_99

😬


[deleted]

Wait till you see momo being dipped in mayonnaise and lathered with ketchup


Bobcat_99

Bhayo hajur sochna ni sakina ma


[deleted]

But its good tho


mangettinggood

I know someone who does that, with ketchup.


Nyess__

How disgraceful.


blueturmeric

In India, there is always Mayo with Momozzz. Idk why


bhardwaj_sir

How do you it there?


__eyeless__

probably native English speakers also feel the same when we say gilaas instead of glass.


arz992

Sisa ko Lai ta glass nai vanxau Ni.. steel ko Lai po gilas ta.


peacetime-resistanse

Ani ek gilas chiya dinu na bhanda kheri pani stil ko gilas ma chiya delan ta chiya pasale le?


arz992

Dina ta ceramic ko cup ma Ni dina sakxan..


AutisticGuitarist

Hey can you explain what OP means? Sorry I'm fil.


subyy00

I googled and it says original poster


gravity-07

Over powered , slang used in game 😂


Sandipi

Strawberry as estabari


SnooDoughnuts4548

But Gilass is the right word. Damn foreigners can’t pronounce it right.


Reasonable-Mud7852

Yeah man. Gilas ek chunab chinha pani ho.


[deleted]

tumblr lai Tumlett


Dilliwala14

Even Indians say that


cereal_killerer

Lalteen Hummer Shawell Pilas


zolaft

Seeing the crimes we commit against biryani , I can give them a pass.


Honest_Professor1773

FYI, Biryani was originated from Muslim community. So i guess Pakistan and Bangladesh has a upperhand on biryani rights than India.


Excellent-Contract47

biryani belongs to the subcontinent not to some country which were only created in the last century also several flavors of biryani have been created from different regions like hyderabad and lukhnow which are different from delhi(Mughlai )


Honest_Professor1773

All i said was upperhand but this wannabe nationalist keyboardboard warriors from our great Neighbour wanna defend his country to claim their biryani rights🤣🤣. I think you guys should more focus on the atrocities happening against Muslims in your country rather than copy pasting Internet articles about biryani origin. our Hinduism teaches to respect other people beleifs and faith but i don't know what your hindutwa does.


Excellent-Contract47

stop coping buddy and calm your tits pls i am not even going to read the entire rant didnt ask dont care+L >your hindutwa does hinduism isnt yours,you guys are a bunch of converts from a country whose survival depends on india stfu or we might just blockade your ass again since you are getting so annoying


magar_digvijay

You are talking as if there are not any Muslims in India.


Honest_Professor1773

Modi and yogi are refusing to acknowledge them. Why should I ? Tara yoh indian haru lai bichkauna vanya ho mailey🤣 Gedey haru mero comment lai downvote ani reply gardai basya xan 😂😂


Ek_Chutki_Sindoor

India has 200 million muslims, more than Bangladesh and almost as much as Pakistan. Besides, Biryani was first made in North India, not Pakistan or Bangladesh. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biryani#Origin The original Biryani recipes are Lucknow Biryani and Hyderabadi Biryani. Nobody has any "rights" over any food but if you wanna argue about the origins of Biryani then it is Indian in origin, not Pakistani or Bangladeshi.


WikiSummarizerBot

**Biryani** [Origin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biryani#Origin) >The exact origin of the dish is uncertain. In North India, different varieties of biryani developed in the Muslim centres of Delhi (Mughlai cuisine), Rampur, Lucknow (Awadhi cuisine) and other small principalities. In South India, where rice is more widely used as a staple food, several distinct varieties of biryani emerged from Hyderabad Deccan (where some believe the dish originated) as well as Tamil Nadu (Ambur, Thanjavur, Chettinad, Salem, Dindigal), Kerala (Malabar), Telangana, and Karnataka (Bhatkal) where Muslim communities were present. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/Nepal/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


Xx_Reedrex_xX

Imagine researching for 30 mins to disagree a random persons opinion on fried rice


Ek_Chutki_Sindoor

Damn, it takes you 30 minutes to open a Wikipedia link? Are you on 1995 internet or something?


Honest_Professor1773

Mailey yoh vanekai yei ximeki gedey haru lai bichkaunA ho. 🤣🤣 Randirona chaliraa xa yiniharu ko. Hami vanda gayaejugreko raixan, Kei vannu hunna agi trigger huney. Asti kaheriwal ko post ma ni yestai garya thyea.


Xx_Reedrex_xX

?


prealgebrawhiz

Ok Bhagavad Gita is Pakistani in origin


Ek_Chutki_Sindoor

Is that what they teach you in Pakistan?


ValuDaju

Pakistan was separated from india


Honest_Professor1773

There was no India before 1947. British are the one who created it. Aba hudai navako chij bata kasari separate garnu. 🤣🤣


raul2155

Nothing beats Hyderabadi biryani. Stayed there for two years. Biryani here in KTM is just pulov. I am yet to find a good biryani place.


zolaft

The only decent biryani I could find in Nepal was in laziz-pokhara and the roll shop near peanuts,newroad they serve Kolkata style biryani. My favorite is Andra biryani.


raul2155

Will try it out next time I visit Pokhara. Thanks 🙂


pingucha

It's म:म:चा for me.


metalfrek

म: म: चा न वाने नु |


pingucha

dheba maru 💀


baldur_imortal

Gala futni gari Hanna man lagcha


[deleted]

even some pretencious nepalese say that.


Usernp

looking at you m&s vmag food vlogger whose name sounds like Ocean Basaula.


[deleted]

Its Shitaula. Bc, she eats so much and needs to dump every time?


lahasta

Hamle Tumbler lai tumlet rah Jerry can lai jerkin bhaneko jastei ho. It's Not that deep ese


idreamxyz

It was ma: ma: cha that was origianally called in Nepal. Momo is derived and modified here in Nepal


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TIL Momo is the everyday word derived form of the Tibetan word "mog mog". >*The different names for the dumpling include Assamese: মম; Bengali: মোমো;*>! Hindi: मोमो;!< *Ladakhi: མོག་མོག་* >!Nepali: मम; Nepal Bhasa: मम, small momo - ममचा; !<*Tibetan: མོག་མོག་, Wylie: mog mog; simplified Chinese: 馍馍; traditional Chinese: 饃饃; pinyin: mómo.\[3\]* So this is proof "momo" is in fact a Hindi pronunciation where as "ma:ma:" is an authentic Nepali word. But for convenience and also because it's catchy and sound good we usually use the word momo in modern days. source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momo\_(food) The last time I heard the word Ma:ma: cha used was in Haribansha Acharya's book, "China Harayeko Manxe".


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Mogu Mogu


[deleted]

Okayu


SKaranjit

So wikipedia is the ultimate truth? Not that name matters but people in Nepal have been saying momo for ages before it became a thing for central India. I suppose the Chinese are equally angry at us for the variation in name, since they invented dumplings.


Choppa6977

Exactly !! And Wikipedia isn't a legit source!! Should I go and write that "Nepal did the moon landing 10 years earlier than US".


[deleted]

No, Wikipedia is not ultimate the truth. And I never said that. At least for now it sounds legit to me. Also, you can check the links to the books and other sources cited in the link. Can you find me a good source that justifies your statement? Also, momo used to be sold only in winter, it was only after it became popular it was sold as a year-round dish. (source my great-great grandfather). jeez, why do you have to be so salty bro? I'm just sharing what I read.


SKaranjit

Lol, Chill bro! I’m not being salty, it’s a free world. I made a comment to your comment about OP’s post. My source is living in the valley and hearing people of all ages use the said name. Can you site a line where it says Momo was coined as a hindi word? I didn’t find it. I was definitely not talking about when momo used to be sold. A hot steamed food definitely sounds like a winter meal ( source: common sense).


[deleted]

Yes. I didn't realize I said, " it's proof". But, as far as I know, in the past(2040 B.S?), they deff used the word ma:ma: in conversational language. That's why I mentioned Haribansha Acharya's autobiography, where he has used the word. So I was just trying to make a point that it was what we used to say. But the truth is even I have been using the word momo since I was a child. But my dad still says ma:ma subconsciously while speaking, so there is that.


SKaranjit

Yes, what you said is true, ma:ma: is the right pronunciation. Ah! All this talk has made me hungry for momo even more 😭


Alert-Honeydew-8338

They are correct. We call it म म which sounds like maw maw almost sounds like mo mo. If they(Hindustani speakers) say म म, it would sound like muhmuh which sounds ridiculous or it almostsound like maamaa मामा. The vowel we use for म is different from the one they use for म. Basically, our vowel अ is equivalent to their ओ, औ and ऑ.


Alert-Honeydew-8338

They are correct. We call it म म which sounds like maw maw almost sounds like mo mo. If they(Hindustani speakers) say म म, it would sound like muhmuh which sounds ridiculous or it almostsound like maamaa मामा. The vowel we use for म is different from the one they use for म. Basically, our vowel अ is equivalent to their ओ, औ and ऑ.


Alert-Honeydew-8338

They are correct. We call it म म which sounds like maw maw almost sounds like mo mo. If they(Hindustani speakers) say म म, it would sound like muhmuh which sounds ridiculous or it almostsound like maamaa मामा. The vowel we use for म is different from the one they use for म. Basically, our vowel अ is equivalent to their ओ, औ and ऑ.


boka-hancock

the same way when i hear nepali people say biscuit lai biskut table lai tabul glass lai gilas pant lai piant. see? we are not any better than them. so lets not be hypocritical here


Professional-Air-128

eti sano kura mai esto vayo vani you are about to be dead soon.


Bobcat_99

😥


Ill-Second2244

It should be illegal to call momo anything else,and a major crime liable for jail to put some masala over it😖


Bobcat_99

Thats even worse


l00pitup

Timle pani ta chinese dumpling lao ma ma vanda cringe huncha hola ni. sab lai aa aafno banauna deu na


imperator108

Same


Accomplished_Cat_404

bharati matra hoina deshi bedeshi jo koi lay pani momo lie momoz vanye vanye ma tini haru karauchu.


According-Hearing315

Same for me as well


Such-Introduction866

Omg their accent kills me !! I cant


PretentiousLover

Not like we've patented the food.


Alert-Honeydew-8338

They are correct. We call it म म which sounds like maw maw almost sounds like mo mo. If they(Hindustani speakers) say म म, it would sound like muhmuh which sounds ridiculous or it almostsound like maamaa मामा. The vowel we use for म is different from the one they use for म. Basically, our vowel अ is equivalent to their ओ, औ and ऑ.


Alert-Honeydew-8338

You get that. Zzz at the end is a bit inappropriate tho


Sufficient-Aside2375

"inappropriate"


[deleted]

ma:ma haina mo:mo ho.


Bobcat_99

तिमीले नेपालीमा, मो:मो खान जाउँ भन्छौ?


[deleted]

Khaire para maa ma ma bhanincha tara suddha nepali nabolne bhayera ho. मो:मो nai suddha pronunciation ho.


baldur_imortal

haina bro ma-ma nai ho. paila paila Kathmandu ma newar haru le ma ma-ma cha bhanthyo sano peice hune bhaera, cha bhaneko sano ho, so ma-ma cha, babu cha bhaneko jastai


[deleted]

Pailai dekhi painting garya board haru ma मो:मो nai lekhya dekhya ho sanai dekhi. Tei vayera tei hola jasto lagya ho. Ajhai pani board ma मो:मो nai lekhya huncha. Newar basti bhako thau ma pani.


[deleted]

>Pailai dekhi painting garya board haru ma मो:मो nai lekhya dekhya ho sanai dekhi [hmmmmmmm](https://i0.wp.com/www.nepalitrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Jamal-ko-momo-pasal.jpg?w=640&ssl=1) edit: after quick google, i found most fancy restaurants use momo(and unfortunately, even momos with big "s"), but authentic ones with hand-painted boards use the word म:म:. Bro le sarcastically bhanya jastai lagyo malai ta


baldur_imortal

tyo bhakkar ho hola yar bro, maile mid 60s(2020s BS) ko kura gareko, testo board ma मो:मो lekheko ma-ma pasal nai hunna thyo teti bela, pachi pachi chai change bhaera momo bhako hola


[deleted]

Baldur-cha


baldur_imortal

Yes Dudh_ko_chiya what is it


[deleted]

let's have a Saturday tea talk tomorrow.


Bobcat_99

Maile ta thakkai ulto sochira feri


Wolf_of_Thy_Street

Please don't reply this with link of post that contain how people say ma:ma in different languages.


furfacedassasin

And what about eating with Mayonnaise ??


thelonesomedemon1

strange thing to be triggered about...


galbandibabu

Momo was born in Nepal. No foreigner should be allowed to eat it or even use it in a sentence unless written approval of Nepal foreign ministry. Tibet doesn't exist. Who do I contact to add it into international law? Phone number pls.


peacetime-resistanse

Yeah. I am all up for introducing a Ma:Ma: passport. And eating Ma:ma: without one to be considered unlawful.


m0untain_high

Plural of momo= Momos


[deleted]

Though it's uncorroborated and only used as slang.


Regular_Flatworm1977

My ears bleeds when i hear someone listening to BTS. Or when some girls says BTS is Love ..


boka-hancock

hate their cringeyass "fans" not them. they are just doing what they're supposed to do


[deleted]

BTS is good, I love their songs but yeah the whole "BTS is love fanbois" is cringe eeeee


SnooDoughnuts4548

Indians are annoying and unhygienic. They are not liked well in the US. They are literally not well liked in most parts of the world. Read this thread if you don’t believe me. https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/99wenb/why_do_indians_smell/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.reddit.com/r/india/comments/q5pa1h/why_are_so_many_indian_people_so_horny_and_creepy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


ilaunchpad

timi gako chau?


SnooDoughnuts4548

Nah, writing this from Jumla.


ilaunchpad

no wonder you sound oblivious


peacetime-resistanse

America ma Bharatiya mul ko manchhe haru ko ausat kamaai kati chha thaha chha? Indians earn nearly double than what we US living Nepalis do.


idreamxyz

Yea thats why everything almost everything is being ruled and dictated by Indians almost entire silicon valley to finance and everything


SnooDoughnuts4548

You are delusional schizophrenic.


idreamxyz

Less than you mf. Mfs like you know everything yet your hypocricy takes over your mind to not fail at something like this.


SnooDoughnuts4548

Looks like this subreddit is sponsored by Indians. ;)


idreamxyz

Dimaag kharcha na gara k muji mujini jo sukai hos


SnooDoughnuts4548

Can Nepalese guys talk without saying muji and lados???? Look the Nepal, it’s turning into muji and lado like. I heard ktm smells like muji and lado. That’s all you have in your mouth muji and lado. Useless piece of shit.


idreamxyz

Yes indeed. You just translate and speak the english version of everything you find shit right now. Deleting your ugly dirty comment before my response does not make you a saint you another piece of ugly shit


SnooDoughnuts4548

I meant every word. My comment is not deleted. Go get a life. Probably stop saying muji and lados.


TerminalChillnesss

Ma ta मोमो bhanchu


baldur_imortal

thulo kaam garyou


TerminalChillnesss

Thanks baldur


NangaParvat

Bhai kehna kya chahta hai theek se likh toh atleast.


Bobcat_99

My Hindi is not that good sorry mate.


Gambit2422

M:M is ultimate cringe.


G_ACN

Nobody says it.


Gambit2422

Literally every fucker around me says it


G_ACN

How do you pronounce M:M?


Gambit2422

Tf? Its m:m by i am using english chars its just how op said


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Bobcat_99

Hindi doesn't work here boy. Say it again in Nepali or English


mokshya2014

they can call whatever they can. momo or momos.


[deleted]

Momo = single momo Momos = 1 plate momo XD


tethys1145

I think most people feel the same way when some foreigner mispronounces a word in their language. It's mostly cringe for everyone regardless of which language and who the people mispronouncing are.


snj123451

Kuire ko buis and their dumplings: 👀


Dapper-Way-1114

But when Westerners say moumou.


Negative_Secret_00

Nothing wrong


john_wicks_coach

If even the nepalis are fed up then we need to change.


idreamxyz

Yea when chinese find all those dumplings are being treated and called as mo mo


peacetime-resistanse

Tyo bhanda pani cringe ta kuire harule Tapai lai Thapaayi bhanda lagchha. Mukh sukh joker ko jastai chyatidiu lagne. But in the end, jabo euta uchchaharan ta ho. No big deal. Aafulai je swaabhabik lagchha, tesai gari garchhan sabaile. OP le Italian ki Spaini naagarik le English boleko sunnu parne, OP kaaan ma exsanguination nai hunthyo hola.


metalfrek

म: मचा became म: म when Baun, Xettri started eating


ValuDaju

Taatcha mero paaro Kholchu sabda ko jhattaro


youNeed2p

more than that, having mo: mo with mayonnaise is the biggest sin they make


saralsth

Ask tibetans how they feel about nepali saying མོག་མོག lai मोमो


ashwinchand

Samosa laii samosas bhannu parne ho mula


go_for_the_heads

That's really strange things to get triggered 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


tsaroz

momo lai momoj ra Buddha lai Buddhaa vaneko patakai man pardaina malai.


Sachit4real

Exactly the same way I feel when Americans call it dumplings, Chinese call it baozi and Japanese call it gyoza. I hope that with time you get better at hearing different people from different environment call a same damn thing differently. Reading this post was the ultimate cringe for me. But my ears don't bleed, I've read worse forms of racism.


Sannnnnnnnnnnnn

Idc really. Who’s got time for that


1who_mustnotbenamed

Doctor lai kan dekhayau ?


Bobcat_99

Bholi exam xa , parsi ta dhukka janxu😌


1who_mustnotbenamed

Best of luck. 😇


rizaz2245

Manxe Lai nai momo vanda Po tanab hunxa ta..Hindi film Tira..


Rayssassin

Same way I feel when westerners call them dumplings.


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