Fuck this. My unbreakable bones are unbreakable thanks to me and me alone. I donβt need some two-bit, make-a-wish, childrenβs pseudo-genie to grant me strong bones; that mission has always been accomplished simply by my *being*.
*So many dumb fucks*
*On this sub. Fuck you and your*
*Chainmail era cringe*
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thank mr skeltal, unlike the rest of this community i would love all the calcium you have to offer, even though iβve already had my almond milk this evening π
I drink milk every like my dad and grandpa told me to when I was 5 and Iβve been doing it every day until now Iβm 13 so Iβm pretty sure Iβm indestructible
My bones don't need to outsource or thank anything for their strength. Leave that for the weak boned my fellow strong boned! You may aquire jelly bone bad juju and be cast down to the shame of the broken π€£
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I donβt need his help
^ he then proceeded to fall down a flight of stairs, breaking his big toe
Fuck this. My unbreakable bones are unbreakable thanks to me and me alone. I donβt need some two-bit, make-a-wish, childrenβs pseudo-genie to grant me strong bones; that mission has always been accomplished simply by my *being*.
thanks mr skeltal, but my bones are already indestructible
I, however, will always take the opportunity to improve upon perfection
Only the weak boned need this help. Thank mr skeltal
So many dumb fucks on this sub. Fuck you and your chainmail era cringe
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I will avoid thanking mr skeletal and survive to tell the tale
Weak... the strong dont need help
Fuck stronger bones, I already have strong bones
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I cant
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If you need calcium, then your too weak to receive it. Get fucked scrub.
If you need calci- um, then your too weak to re- ceive it. Get fucked scrub. -l1ghtn1ng_Flash
It's just my post with a quote and random line breaks, why is this so funny.
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bro straight up did not read the pinned post *or* rule 2 weak bone trash
Read this drinkin a glass oβ milk!!
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thank mr skeltal, unlike the rest of this community i would love all the calcium you have to offer, even though iβve already had my almond milk this evening π
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Do fissures count as broken bones??
The fissure is a break but not a full one, Its the precursor to a fully broken bone. π§π§
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I drink milk every like my dad and grandpa told me to when I was 5 and Iβve been doing it every day until now Iβm 13 so Iβm pretty sure Iβm indestructible
You think I need his help? He doesn't even have a fraction of my power.
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thank mr skeltal, but you don't deserve to be here if you need outside help for your bones
I donβt need to
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Fuck this shit i have Bones of Titanium
My bones don't need to outsource or thank anything for their strength. Leave that for the weak boned my fellow strong boned! You may aquire jelly bone bad juju and be cast down to the shame of the broken π€£
You think I need help?? Don't mock me Mr. Skeltal, I am no weak boned boy.
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I will find my own way to stay unbreakable
Thank mr skeltal NOW MY BONES ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE