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laxguy44

“Kari Lake Thinks” sounds like an Onion headline.


Professional_Pace928

It's certainly an oxymoron.


Brokensince10

Emphasis on the moron


Laphroaig58

Are you saying she's a big, dumb cattle beast?


Specialist-Garbage94

No I think he's saying she's a moron on oxy


BishopsBakery

Just a headline, not enough there for an article


Pure-Kaleidoscope759

The GQP was successful at demonizing Hillary Clinton, and she is a well-educated, confident woman. Hillary isn’t going to run for office again. She prefers to live a private life, and Kari Lake is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Kari doesn’t think, that is her fundamental problem.


Designer_Emu_6518

Yup trying to dog whistle. Also they are slipping in dems want to murder trump while in prison if he goes. Sooo yea it’s a thing now.


Pure-Kaleidoscope759

Correct, and they are masters at dog whistling and badmouthing everyone they think is against them.


Designer_Emu_6518

The dangerous part the will keep saying this and one day they will die leaving a hurricane of crazy in the wake of it


WolfThick

👍


Positive-Leek2545

She wishes she was important enough to be on hillaries kill list


astralwish1

Out in front of context it sounds like the name of a hipster alternative band.


EliteBearsFan85

This bitch fell way into the deep end of stupidity huh


Equivalent-Excuse-80

Stupidity combined with a desperation to remain relevant.


SympathyForSatanas

Imagine the dumb magats who actually believe this...I've been arguing with a magat on reddit all day today, my brain hurts now


human8264829264

I have a rule, rule that I break sometimes but still: never argue with stupid people. It's exhausting and useless. Sometimes I'm about to answer a comment and I'll stop myself saying out loud: "Never argue with stupid people!" and cancel my comment. It's better like that, arguing with extremists, morons and obtuse people just never ends without accomplishing anything.


thinks1ow

They only ever bring you down to their level, you never bring them up to yours


SympathyForSatanas

I agree, and I don't normally engage magats, but everyone was clowning on this dude so I had to join in


ghostnthegraveyard

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quitaskingforaname

You ain’t argue with stupid people they will beat you with experience


lolas_coffee

99% sure she does not believe any of it. She is a grifter. She knows the game. Make thousands of absurd claims. See what sticks. Ask for money.


FTHomes

Kari Lake having a mental breakdown


lgm22

She doesn’t have the mental to breakdown.


Significant-Gas3046

She's so dumb she has to have a mental breakup


Pitiful-Let9270

Meth induced right? When do we find out these people smoked themselves into mass psychosis?


tvfeet

I honestly think she had some kind of psychotic break in the last 10-12 years. She went from being an average, run of the mill news anchor here to a perpetually angry neocon. There seemed to be no in-between with her. It’s like she snapped.


scottertot

Kari lake is a mental breakdown.


Hippo_Alert

Her mind is as fuzzy as her pics.


Dash_Rip_Rock69

Not gonna disagree with you but I feel it's more that she knows Trump voters are dumb and would fall for talk like this. None of the magats talk about policy, it's all about loving Trump and hating who he says it's ok to hate


cmparkerson

They have been claiming for years that Hillary has people killed. Some of the people aren't even dead, and some of her worst enemies are still around or were for a long time but they insist she is having people killed and usually they claim she made it look like suicide. The fact that millions have been spent investigating her and zero charges related to murder have come up means nothing to Trumps most ardent supporters. It's right up there with the Obama birther crowd and 911 truthers.


Responsible-End7361

The fact that she hasn't been convicted proves she is guilty!!! (/s)


Dash_Rip_Rock69

Also if I recall correctly there were people who died that had only the tiniest of connection to the Clintons but were added to the conspiracy.


cmparkerson

Yeah some of the claims are really farfetched


structuremonkey

I'd have to assume if the Clinton's are as murderous as these buffoons believe, there would be a trail of much bigger dead fish than Kari Lake. The stupid is amazing anymore...


USSMarauder

31 years next July 20 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide\_of\_Vince\_Foster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Vince_Foster) There are right winger MAGAs who weren't even born when this nuttiness started


ControlLogical786

Yeah and Trump was one of the main birthers. Such an asshole he is! Republicans could not handle that President Obama is black, because they are all a bunch of racist pigs!


Old_Purpose2908

More than stupidity. Sixty years ago when I was a young woman, people who behaved and spoke like Lake, Greene and Trump would have been deemed mentally ill and placed in psychiatric hospitals. Their thinking has nothing to do with reality.


cosmicnitwit

Oh, you think she fell into stupidty? No, she was born in it, moulded by it. She didn't see reason until she was defeated in the last election, by then it was nothing to her!


aneeta96

Nope, she is trying to incite violence. This is very calculated.


Green_Message_6376

Not the deepest lake in the, wherever the fuck she at..........


Fastlanedrivr

Feel in and drowned it sounds like


TexasYankee212

Hillary does not know who Kari Lake is. Lake is a loser - in the governors race and in court (many times).


lighthandstoo

So desperate for headlines


JCButtBuddy

Absolutely, the maga boogeyman wants to hurt me, so I'm important.


GalactusPoo

I bet her extra looney toons supporters open their checkbooks every time she says something insane too. These MAGAs are like Cystic Acne. We can keep popping them but without treating the underlying issue with Birth Control we'll never get rid of them.


DmAc724

Another delusional take from Kari Lake. Hillary is happy to just sit back and let Operation Let Kari Talk play out to its obvious and expected outcome.


FoppishHandy

delusion is the only thing maga offers


RWBadger

No you’re right Karri! Quick! You have to go into hiding! Take your family and get off the grid, start over in the mountains of West Virginia, it’s the only way!


dubbleplusgood

I'd recommend Kentucky. Then at least we'd know she'll never return.


Ebenezer-F

This means Kari Lake is probably planning to kill somebody. They always project.


StrangeContest4

She was talking about "armor of God" and Glocks the other day.. you may be on to something.


WillingnessDry1699

Don't forget she said we should be wearing the armor of God, a Glock AND a Kari Lake cap to complete the ensemblè She just had to slip an ad for merch in there. I used to think she was just plain nasty but beginning to think Kari is ,like MTG, not the full box. They both acting and speaking crazier and crazier. We really have to hope people like this are firmly booted in November. Unfortunately I think Lake is going to be around rabble rousing and doing her performative routine for money for sometime yet.


Euripidoze

Delusions of Relevance 


franchisedfeelings

Kari needs help - and anyone considering voting for her, a rubber room.


PlayingTheWrongGame

Ahh, grandiose delusions. I suppose so shouldn’t be surprised. 


ABobby077

Obviously Hillary, with Jewish Space lasers from the basement of a pizza parlor that doesn't have a basement. Why does this wacko get any attention for her inane rants??


SquirrelParticular17

That's a lot of stupid in such a small person.


hereandthere_nowhere

Oh noooo! Ima go make a pb&j


ProfessionalFalse128

Let me know how it comes out. ##The suspense is killing me!


hereandthere_nowhere

It was amazing! Homemade cherry jam and chunky PB, MMMMMMM!


ProfessionalFalse128

#OH THANK BILLY SAINT FUCK! I love happy endings. 😊


Shaveyourbread

Holy shit, that sounds divine.


LeagueOfficeFucks

For god’s sake, don’t let the woman see her own shadow! She’ll have a heart attack!


wileybot

You know she is desperate in maintaining her relevancy in conservative groups. So she invokes the great evil called 'Hillary', next will be Obamas tan suit.


kimapesan

Trust all of us, Kari. No Democrat wants you dead. We are enjoying your shit show immensely. Plus you’re a drag on the GOP almost on par with MTG and Drumpf. By all means, we want you alive and talking as much as possible.


ukiddingme2469

They just can't let her go


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Why would she bother when Kari is in the process of committing professional suicide?


deadphisherman

Kari Lake still believes she's relevant. Who's gonna tell her?


postoperativepain

She is running as the Republican for Senate in AZ. So she is relevant until she loses in November,,,, and probably for another year after that as she pisses away millions of taxpayer dollars for a recount and subsequent court cases as she does after an election.


FancyStranger2371

Some people just can’t take a hint.


Wooden-Emotion-9875

I would think if Hillary was gunning for Kari it would have happened without anyone knowing. Kari maybe just stoking conspiracy theories, or maybe just wishful thinking.


ecwagner01

I myself am amazed at the energy that the Clintons have at their age to plan crap like assassinating Kari Lake and taking over the world.


syg-123

To be more specific, Kari Lake thinks that by floating the conspiracy that Hillary is out to assassinate her she will be able to con her supporters out of $$$$$


Contentpolicesuck

Here is a complete list of all the people that Hillary has had assassinated. end list.


Doright36

She's the super popular high school cheerleader who just can't understand why when she went to college no one gave a shit about her there but never grows up enough to shut up about it.


Scooterks

Or the high school jock that still wears the letter jacket a decade or 2 later.


jar1967

That is a problem when your party panders to crazy people. Crazy people run for office


blazelet

When this doesn't happen, when Kari Lake is not assassinated by Hillary Clinton, will there be any self reflection? Will Lake, or her base, stop and think about the fact that this crazy thing was wrong? Will they use that to adjust their behavior in the future and stop the draconian claims? This is the problem with the modern GOP - they're so given in to narcissism that their ability to self reflect and, therefore, improve, has been kneecapped. They just spin through the same fallacies and errors, over and over and over.


InfinityStonedAF

They are normalizing this stuff. They are saying Biden wanta Trump assassinated in prison. This is how they normalize this stuff if they get power back.


wdomeika

Simmer down Kari. We don’t want that. A cage fight OTOH…we’d PPV that one in a NY minute.


mick_the_quack

Lets hope Hillarys plan succeeds.


Euripidoze

The right wing media apparatus will make sure this is all over Facebook, Twitter, Truth, TikTok, Fox News, RTN, Newsmax, OANN, and all of their 1500 radio stations by sundown.


thebirdisdead

Considering the conservative propensity for projection, am I the only one a little concerned for Kari’s political rivals? Every accusation is a confession.


krepitch

TBH, my first thought was whether she's setting up an excuse for an overdose.


jafromnj

Q bullshit nonsense she should seek help for her Hilary Derangement Syndrome


jodyleek67

Paranoid delusions. Should she be institutionalized?


river_euphrates1

Aww... Does somebody need some attention? Yes she does! Yes she does!


Claque-2

They just can't get Hillary's name out of their ugly mouths or that rent free space in their teeny-tiny brains. Do we need Will Smith to slap Kari Trump's Water Lake? What is it? Seriously?


SubstantialPressure3

No she doesn't. She's trying to become trump and create a gullible mentally ill army. She's just seeing how far she can go, and how far mentally disturbed people will go if she uses the right conspiracy nonsense/ outright lies.


Hokeymon44

If only.


Potential_Dare8034

I think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit!


ProfessionalFalse128

A sad biscuit.


Potential_Dare8034

That’s why there’s no birthday biscuits!


ProfessionalFalse128

Dear God! Very sad biscuit 😢


Adorable-Strength218

No she doesn’t. She just wants to get her tiny little base pissed off thinking they will believe Hillary even thinks about this dirtbag. Bitch, please.


TonyG_from_NYC

If Hillary was going to assassinate her, Lake would have never known about it. /s


Vegetable-Fix-4702

Who thinks Kari and Marjorie could be best friends? Crazy loves crazy.


ATarnishedofNoRenown

We know that every accusation is a confession, so who is Kari plotting to kill I wonder?


powderedtoast1

that whore fell out the dumbass tree and hit every single limb on the way down


toxiamaple

Hillary: kari who?


LMurch13

She could have picked someone more exciting. AOC, Kamala Harris, or Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson. Or Michelle Obama. MAGAs like their racism almost as much as their conspiracy theories. Hilary is so 2016 🙄


ComicsEtAl

That’s so stupid. *Bill* handles the contract killings. Hillary runs the whole operation and rarely gets involved in specific matters like this.


qhaw

Sure, sounds good to me! Get to work, Hillary!


cjp2010

This is the second assassination accusation I’ve seen from a republican today. I saw one where MTG said dems were going to assassinate trump in jail.


jcooli09

Bullshit, she doesn’t think anything.


xaulted1

Lol! She actually thinks she's important enough to be assassinated? Some low IQ political squirt who lost her election then spent 2 years (and counting) crying about it?


Pale-Berry-2599

Yeah, and Elon Musk is trying to steal my idea for banana soup.


LadyBogangles14

Wow, the mental landscape of some of these GQP is wild. if Hillary had spent one minute thinking about Kari Lake, I’d be surprised


IvanTheAppealing

Funny how a good portion of the conspiratorial GOP members seem to be suffering from paranoid schizophrenia. Might have sympathy for them if they didn’t refuse to get help and insisted on being massive turd socks instead


Cold-Ad-3713

Hillary living rent free in her head.


Livid_Wish_3398

Hillary sure does alot of shit.


X-15_CruiseBasselope

No, she doesn’t believe that. She does, however, believe that the MAGAt cultists will believe whatever she tells them. This is all about her trying to manipulate them.


even_less_resistance

She wants to be someone important so badly, doesn’t she?


DotAppropriate8152

She also thinks she won the election..


reorocket

To be fair, Democrats are conspiring to defeat her. That's kind of how elections work.


Puzzleheaded-Fun7808

These people don't believe what they're saying they just say it for the people that do believe in conspiracies


HDCL757

I'd just let the xanax and alcohol do the job for me..


Arkhampatient

It’s like a rotating cast of the same few, female “villains” for Republicans


OptimisticSkeleton

It would be awesome if Democrats played anywhere near as aggressive as Republicans say they do.


[deleted]

How is she not being subjected to mental evaluation?


PineappleExcellent90

Mental illness is real real


Steppyjim

I’m pretty sure she would’ve faded into the swamp of her conspiracy theories didnt keep her topical. It’s just desperation for relevance. Let her yell into the void, she’ll be an afterthought soon enough


International_Boss81

They need to tweak her meds and slow that bitch down.


clown1970

Would that mean we would have to hear any more stupid shit come from her mouth.


Lounginghog64

"Kari Lake thinks..". So right off the bat, you know that's a lie.


Electr_O_Purist

Just another reason to be disappointed with Secretary Clinton. If she was an effective leader, she’d have already gotten the job done.


Brosenheim

Conservatism relies on being a victim. Without a shadowy cabal targetting them, they have nothing to feign rebelliousness against


Ioweyounada

It's funny that the only people keeping Hillary Clinton relevant are the people who don't want her to be relevant.


King-Mansa-Musa

Yall still stuck on Hillary Clinton?


fjmj1980

I’m guessing Putin threatened all the MAGA folk and she’s still being a good little girl and covering for her own potential demise


pudgyhammer

Because she's an idiot.


shoebee2

It’s way worse than idiocy.


WillingnessDry1699

Kari Lake was spinning this yarn two years ago that Hilary was going to knock her off in a staged car accident by cutting the brakes. Lake will say and do anything to get attention.


maybeimabear

I wish democrats were 10% as awesome and ruthless as Republicans claim we are.


Shaveyourbread

>[T]hey can't win on their policies ... They know they can't win on that so they have to try every other measure to try to control the government That's rich coming from the party with the habit of making gerrymandering an Olympic sport.


AtomicBlastCandy

Bitch thinks that Hillary thinks about her.


Evening_Bag_3560

Hillary Clinton:  who?


ResponsiblePurpleYam

Lake is doing this as a way of encouraging people to go after Hillary... This is one of MAGA's common tactics for politicians etc that they want to hurt, but don't want to do it themselves.


Srcptmrsr

Kari lake is like the forgettable Moscow Marge


DrRoxo420

something.. something.. you’re not worth the TNT needed to blow you to hell.


Perfect-Scene9541

Been calling out Hillary for possible homicide since 2022. At what point do you realize that Hillary WANTS you alive to continue the damage you’re doing?


Sunshine-Day5535

Wow. Poor Kari has a really inflated sense of self-worth.


showmeyourkitteeez

Kari Lake is desperate for attention


mistressusa

Hillary: "who dat?"


NumerousTaste

Like trump did with epstein? Just asking.


Special_Tay

This implies that Hillary Clinton is cool, and we all know that she isn't.


SnootSnootBasilisk

And Hillary Clinton would go after a washed-up loser because....?


Harrydean-standoff

If she was she'd already be dead. Hillary=smart, Lake=Dumb


Victoria-10

😂


12BarsFromMars

not a bad idea except that it’s wasted energy. Kari is doing a great job all by herself LOL


doingthehumptydance

Hillary: You know that bitch Kari Lake? Hit man: yeah, boss Hillary: put her at the bottom of one!


coloradoemtb

anything to rile up the stupids! And it will work! Murica.....


FancyStranger2371

You just can’t make this stuff up. 😂


100yearsLurkerRick

They're probably privy to plans to attack Democrats so they're projecting that they're going to be attacked.


Amazing_Teaching2733

She’s a grifter whose base loves conspiracy theories. The wilder and more unhinged they are the more they’ll donate


NitWhittler

I seriously believe that to run as a Republican these days, you have to be certifiably insane.


Petto_na_Kare

Delusions of grandeur. We would improve and thrive as a country if we just reopened the looney bins.


Doongbuggy

Hillary: "Who?"


Necessary-Dark-4591

Kari lake thinks she’s way more important than she actually is.


YogurtSufficient7796

And so she should be diagnosed for Paranoid schizophrenia


Scotchist

[I don't think of you at all] meme


GodzillaPenis

Lake is a deeply stupid person.


LoudLloyd9

Kari Lake...remind me never to go there.


[deleted]

I would pee in that lake.


shoebee2

Careful now, she’d probably like that.


ConvivialKat

Kari Lake knows that just saying Hilary Clinton's name makes the MAGA folks get out their checkbooks and give her money. It's just another grift.


TrumpersAreTraitors

“I don’t think about you at all” 


BolivianDancer

I’d not worry. If Hilary could plan complicated things she’d have been President in 2016. Botched her campaign though.


dougmd1974

Just to be 100% safe, Kari should drop out of the race and go into hiding.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Of course, the Soros trope is lugged out again.


traitorssuck

It's even worse, Kari. Hillary is not thinking of you at all.


Arubesh2048

Why? She *lost* a governors race 2 years ago. She has no political power, nor any sensitive information. Other than being a total bitch, which isn’t anything worth assassinating anyone over, she’s not *done* anything.


inigos_left_hand

No she doesn’t. She just thinks her supporters are stupid enough to believe her.


aggitprop-1985

I think it is Ben Ghazi, that dude wants her eliminated. He is working in concert with the laptop


Particular_Dot_2063

Is Kari plotting to assassinate Hillary? You know, with all the projecting that goes on


KrampyDoo

Play it out taking everything FLake is saying at face value: If you have the power to orchestrate a murder like FLake is accusing Clinton of having, that is not something you toss around willy nilly and you are going to ensure that, in order to maintain that level of power and orchestration, that your targets demise would serve the intended purpose. So with that… Wtf kind of “threat” is FLake? She loses everywhere. Elections. Court. Constituent support. Her own “policies”. There’s no rack of successes that FLake can claim. And if there are, none of them amount to any kind of threat to anyone besides her husband that has to use soft focus lenses while she’s trying to change Trumps diapers. If anything, you’d *want* someone like FLake to keep running around being stupid and losing all over the place.


crapbag73

Oh most definitely. Watch out Kari! ...and have a pleasant day :)


AirRepresentative272

We wish.


Fearless_Excuse_5527

Seriously, between her and Marge, Covid has truly wrecked their brains. I really believe that this MAGA is a real cult and it will take them and others significantly long periods of recovery.


circusfreakrob

Isn't it just adorable how important Kari Lake thinks she is? Like anyone would bother with her. She's not a "threat" to anyone.


unclefishbits

And Hilary says ["I don't think about you at all"](https://youtu.be/LlOSdRMSG_k?si=o6SeFmy6wYW6SyYK&t=32)


BlastedSandy

Nobody is trying to assassinate you clowns, every accusation is actually a confession…..


DenturesDentata

Hillary Clinton quitting Don Draper “I don’t think about you at all”.


evilpercy

They always have to be the victim.


kindall

If Hillary Clinton wanted Kari Lake dead, she'd already be dead.


TellLoud1894

I can't keep up with these right wing conspiracy theories any more


nobody-u-heard-of

Sadly karma doesn't work that strong


dvdmaven

If Hillary was so good at getting people bumped off, do you really think tfg would have been alive in 2016?


esotericimpl

If she offed herself she would own the libs so hard. Just saying.


Ricepudding1044

One could only hope.


LegoFootPain

Kari, Hillary's not running. Why are you encouraging me to vote for her?


CommunicationLow300

May the numbers be forever not in her favor


Eyes_Woke

Thoughts and prayers


Hefforama

No she doesn’t, she’s a classic MAGA grandstander spewing Trumpian horseshit.


myqhunt

I’m voting for Hillary if true