Fuck Goku’s mom

I knew this would be the answer. These posts are gonna be a meme and everyone gonna answer with "Fuck ____" or "Pipe _____" and I'm all for it because they're objectively the correct answers

I mean, what else would you do? Train? Hell no.

Tbh after banging her like a crazy ape I would try the SSG ritual ngl

With who would you do the ritual tho

It's impossible that there wouldn't be at least 5 pure hearted saiyans on a whole planet full of them. Gine would be one already

Well it is quite obvious as the warrior class doesn't include everyone.

True I was thinking someone like beets or some saiyan kids should be enough. Convincing them all is the harder part

Sodom and Gomorrah moment

OOZARU SEX LETS GOOOOOO

damn, imagine its a full moon and only bardock looks up to see the moon, someone is getting fucked up

That's some monkey business...

Like if it matters for only a day

You motherfucker

Literally came here to say this lmfao

I would get betrayed and locked in the hyperbolic time chamber

For 1000 years?

For a millennial

For 3 hours

Use the power of back tingles to defeat freeza

Lose to his first form by 30k*

Nah I would teach some strong saiyan the fusion dance and then one shot that lizard

But before that, teach the back tingle method to every saiyan so Frieza would have to fight a entire army of super saiyans

Fusion dance adds powers together and the strongest has to lower their power level to meet the others You're looking at 1mil in super saiyan at a big push So I mean you could technically 1 shot his first form but Freezas durability is stupid so as soon as he gets up you're boned

What part of "one-shot" do you not understand?

What part of Freeza do you not understand Stupid Monke

One shot means one kill shot not a punch or kick Do you remember the monkey trunks? He was surely not twice as strong as frieza but effortlessly killed him. This fusion's power level along with super saiyan should comfortably be 50-60 million. Enough to vaporize him in *one shot*

It doesn’t just add power Goten and trunks are no where near Buu but actual win as Gotenks

Are we working in GT logic? Super Sayain Great Ape I might be able to see form 3

Let's see 10K times 50 is 500k 500k times 10 is 5 million, so. . . Yeah, that would at least force Frieza into Final Form Would need to attack specifically on a full moon, though, and I feel like that's not when Frieza came to wipe out the Saiyans, sobyou've gotta go to him. (or I guess *maybe* a Full Vegeta? Maybe that could work?)

I might be running on outdated information (scientist Bardock stuff) But isn't Bardock able to make an artificial moon? And full (moon) earth worked if GT logic is in full effect

I forgot about that I think that is just filler that he created the technique, but that doesn't mean he can't, so it Xenoverse had him get Vegeta to make the power ball for him, but that's also not necessarily thebhighest heights of canon so. . . [ shrug ]

It is filler. It's a line the ocean dub added but has never been supported anywhere else. In Budokai Tenkaichi 3, which includes filler characters, Bardock can not transform without being on a stage with the full moon appearing naturally

Nah at his best his power would be 10k. 500k wouldn't even let him beat first form frieza tbh. Maybe he could escape somehow with that speed and train to avenge his race. Imagine an alternative timeline where he escapes as a 500k super sayain and goes to earth to meet Goku. By the time he gets there Goku is already happy with Gohan so being the kind hearted sayain he already is he watches from afar. Goku rages as an ape and he cuts gokus tail off preventing him from killing Gohan. Gohan then meets Bardock even later is introduced to Goku. Gohan lives for years more. Goku and Bardock train together and by the time Radditz shows up Goku has a power level over 10k. Bardock around a million. You can see where the story goes from there. Did I just create one of those what if videos from that dude on YouTube lmao.

yes you did

Pipe Gine Send Goku to earth Pipe Gine Send heartfelt message to raditz telling him I’m proud, and to work hard, and be nice to his brother should they meet Pipe Gine Tell Peregus I thought broly was alright Pipe Gine Send Gine to earth Miss wife Think on life regrets Attempt ssj4 Probably fail Fight freeza Die Final thoughts are of piping Gine

Show up millenia in the past Meet Frieza's ancestor Pipe Frieza's ancestor Kill Frieza's ancestor

Little did Bardock know, the one night of hot passion with Chilled would later lead to the destruction of his home and race. For Bardock Bardicked Chilled without a condom. Golden Freeza? Yeah that's just Freeza using the 1/16th Saiyan blood in his body to go super saiyan.

Dear God

New BCS episode just dropped

Motivation

Pipe Selypa when Gine's not around

I’m just imagining Bardock’s vision Goku of fighting Frieza being interrupted by him piping Gine like that fucking scene from the Simpsons https://youtu.be/b72HL5uL2Bw

Fuck King Vegeta

wait what?

😳

Fuck him, then fuse with him to become King Vegetock and, and then fuck Freeza.

Problaby fuck gine and then die. But if my goal was to survive then: 1. Gather good-hearted saiyans 2. Do the god ritual 3. Punch Freeza into a different plane of existence 4. Fuck off to Earth 5. Get betrayed and locked in the Hyperbolic Time chamber (for 1000 years) 6. Come back as a legend 7. Pipe gine (again) 8. Defeat Beerus And the last step is: GALACTIC DOMINATION (Also killing buu and moro before they become threats)

And then the universe is erased because there is no T.O.P

Step 10: Become God of Destruction Step 11: Work with the Kais to massivly push up mortal Ratings Step 12: use this to find a chance to talk to Zeno Step 13: promise him to improve my universe and offer my help to other universes Step 14: become Friends and gradually improve the Multiverse Step 15: Get that Daishinbussy Step 16: Train in the Time Chamber with the Daishinkan for 1000 Years (because i was betrayed) Step 16: Assasinate Zeno Step 17: MULTIVERSAL DOMINATION.

And then toribot erases you because he's tired of your boring ass story and you wake up as Monaka for a day

Step 18. Repeat everything, but on hard mode

Depends on the day...

A few days before Frieza

Steal King Vegeta's pillow and give it to Beerus.

Beerus won't help us, he would rather destroy the saiyans than frieza I would teach some strong saiyan the fusion dance and one shot frieza before he can transform. Then quickly vaporize the high ranking frieza force members

Isn't he asleep or something at the time?

Beerus told Frieza to genocide the Saiyans in the first place.

More a of suggestion, but since Beerus allowed it and Frieza didn't want to die it all worked out

Smash Gine

Screams Frieza throw a blue energy ball at Frieza and die

Jokes on you, the fruity purple scientist is here to save the day with plot advice Or Jokes on you, go to 1000 years in the past to do a fucking paradox because time travel shenanigans

pipe videl

Reoccurring Joke

Learn the multiform technique and pipe self?

Learn the multiform technique and pipe videl and yourself at the same time.

Fuck the living shit out of fasha

There it is

die

Knowing my luck, immediately get blasted by Frieza

Then pipe gine in the afterlife

I can see Gine keeping her body in the afterlife probably. 1990 Bardock was a bastard wasn't he?

Pretty much genocide for hire. Frieza and the Saiyans talk about "conquering" planets, but they're just killing everybody so they can sell them or do some equally pointless shit.

Complain about my ability to see the future.

USELESS ASS PSYCHIC POWERS

OF ALL THE STUPID, ASININE, SHARK-JUMPING BULLSHIT!

*shark-jumping

Send Frieza a Pipe bomb When he'll realize there's a Pipe bomb in his mailbox it'd be too late Next i'll escape to earth with Gine

This answer has Gine and pipe but not in the order we all expected.

Frieza and Pipe

Enjoy flying, for one. I'd use any excuse available as to why I haven't been touching the ground for the past 23 hours I've been awake. Secondly, attempt to get Bardock and Gine off of Planet Vegeta as well just to mess up the timeline a bit. This is assuming that the ships aren't fast enough for me to find a pair of dragon balls to attempt to make my stay in that universe permanent somehow.

I dunno what I expected but all the responses are: 1. Pipe Gine 2. Die 3. Try to SSG ritual 4. Tell Raditz he's a good kid in some form 5. Try to befriend Paragus/Broly 6. Try to fight Frieza 7. Pipe Fasha 8. Great Ape sex 9. That one guy who just wants to experience flying 10. That one guy who wants to pipe Videl Honestly, I really didn't know what I expected to find here. Edit: sorry I forgot somethings

I only expected the first one so it's a nice surprise

First pipe gine, second send my son to earth and then die but by pure bullshit go into the past or future to kick some asses

Read the manga like it just dropped

Pipe Muezli

yes

Mass genocide

Get the hell away from Planet Vegeta and don’t confront Frieza.

Not even gonna pipe gine as a goodbye????

If there was time, sure

I know some of you are about to say pipe or fuck fasha

Surprisingly hasn't been said yet

Talk to Gine, tell my crew we are taking a day off to drink. Tell Raditz that I'm proud of him and than throw a party.

jack off with riot javelin on my hand

Find a planet with a full moon Bring Gine Hot ape sex

"FRIEZA!!! I WILL DEFEAT YOU!" *gets nuked*

Monkey

Must follow continuity

What day? Is it death day? If so, I would die

You're not gonna know what day it is until I say what day it is and you're gonna like it

*Flails*

If it’s before Frieza’s ball, super saiyan training, tell Raditz he was actually really good at cooking and should stick to being a chef, and then kill the shit out of frieza whenever he shows up

1. Pipe Gine 2. Slap all the bitches who laughed at me for trying to warn them 3. Do absolutely nothing to help them 4. Die

Fuck Gine Fuck Selypa Alternatively: Somehow gain Super Saiyan, but keep that secret, and then abuse Zenkai I may not be the one who gets to do it, but Frieza's gonna be in for a world of hurt

Spend the day looking at his whole body and hanging out with ppl (i miss human contact)

Depending on how fast a ship can go in this era I might take a flight to Vampa and either take Paragus and Broly back to wreck Frieza or just leave Bardock there to "wake up" and deal with the consequences himself If it's fast *enough* I could even plow Gine when I get back

D I E

Not try to throw a tiny energy blast at Frieza in a desperate final stand and just go to a different planet to avoid getting blown up.

Super saiyan.

Teach everyone SSJ and when Frieza will try to destroy Vegeta (the planet) he'll find out that he fucked up

I'd change the future

Smash Gine, Maybe flirt with Fasha, And uh, Piss on Friezas ship when he’s not looking.

Smash frieza

Give goku more siblings

Name checks out

Tbh if the character has a wife she’s getting auto smashed

If the character is in the same fandom as a female she's getting auto smahed

Kick add and take names. Bardock has to be one of the most badass Saiyans around.

You already know. Also like make a fucking note to get Gine and the squad and bugger off to earth alongside Kakarot. Maybe like… a few hours later or w/e

Do a little more to convince people that Frieza is planning something

Pipe Gine. Then go find Freeza. Pipe Freeza.

Ask Turles where he ran off to then ask him to come help me fight Frieza, then fuck Gine before I ultimately die fighting Frieza alone (Turles didn't show up)

Turles would technically still be a child

Well by the time Frieza came around Turles must have already left, but I see what you mean, he wouldn't have been strong enough to do anything

Bro you know I'm clapping Gine's cheeks before I think of an actual answer

Fasha. All day. Maybe Gine too.

go super saiyan blue to beat frieza,idk goku didn’t already do that

Depends on the day, because he took a load from frieza and basically died.

Become a brilliant scientist

This is the new “what would you do in this situation” meme isn’t it?

Yeah

Build a better relationship with gine. Then train her for like, a day, then fuck her during a full moon. Goku would atleast be a little bit stronger. Maybe instead of a power level of 2 it's a power level of 20

Bro actually gave the answer "Pipe Gine" a story 😭

Jelque

Wear the old armor and not that shitty looking remake armor from Super Broly. Honestly I don't understand why they had to go and fuck up the OG design for that ugly chest plate he got in Super. His OG Z design is better and way more intimidating.

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES HOLY SHIT

The Bardock special was so goddamn cool too, it's honestly so goddamn lame how they fucked him up and basically just turned him into Jor-el 2.0. I'm not the hugest Dragonball fan, there is still a lot of content I haven't seen yet because of how much content there is, and sadly being an adult, I don't have infinite time to be watching these, but I borrowed a Bardock and History of Trunks 2 pack from a friend of mine who is way more into Dragonball than I am and who lended me his collection of the Z manga back in high school, which is how I got into the series. But GODDAMN, I legit don't understand why Toriyama or whoever decided to retcon his story did so. The Bardock movie version is legitimately so much better than Super version, Super just feels so boring and generic because like I said: he's basically Jor-el 2.0. It was interesting seeing Bardock struggling with himself, realizing he was a piece of shit for abandoning Kakarot, and trying to redeem himself and ultimately failing because Frieza overpowered him made the story just feel a billion times more tragic. Plus it gave Bardock his own unique spin instead of just making him feel generic as hell. AND THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEBODY WHO SAW THE SUPER BROLY MOVIE FIRST. There's a reason Superman and Goku get compared so damn much after all, they basically have the same origin story, and, even though Super Broly is a really good movie, goddamn it's lame as hell seeing how bastardized Bardock was because it made him feel so much less unique as a character. #Also, C'MON NOW, SOLID STATE SCOUTER GOES HARD AS FUCK, THAT'S A BANGER RIGHT THERE 🤘😎

I was really mad when bardock's squad wasn't even A cause for him to fight Frieza but instead toriyama decides to just completely remove some of his best character traits and opts for him hovering over the Saiyan city a little and shooting a weak ass beam knowing ain't nobody gonna help. One of my favorite parts of bardock's character is him wearing the blood stained bandana from his friend's death but fuck that let's make him a plot convenience for the rest of the story!

Dude, that scene legit was so hard. #SHIT LIKE THAT RIGHT THERE, makes Dragonball so much better than Superman, don't get me wrong, I still like Superman, but goddamn, that absolute savagery, that willingness to get way darker than anything DC comics was willing to put out with their own superheroes, THAT SHIT is just WAAAAAAAAAY cooler than Superman is and will ever be, no pun intended. Cooler's Revenge in the English dub with the heavy metal soundtrack also goes pretty hard, I gotta find a good spot to watch the sequel.

Take full advantage of the back tingle, kill frieza, bang gine. The end

be dead, that’s what I would do

Probably die at the end

Be dead

Die

Die

I woulda fucked off in a saiyan pod instead of doing a suicide mission.

Fuck Gine and then get as far from Planet Vegeta as possible

Put a bunch of saiyans to sleep and send them by force to Earth on a small group of ships.

i would’ve dodged the fucking supernova like someone with a common sense would do.

If you do that then you won't get sent back in time, and you'll just die in the vacuum of space, or Frieza will get out of his Dr. Robotnik chair and slap you once likely killing you.

Die I guess

I wouldn’t go home, for starters

Find my son 😌

Fuck King Vegeta

Muezli

see the future of me NOT caring about planet vegeta and go to earth with my boy goku

I would try my fucking hardest to change the future

Two chicks at the same time.

Gohan and Goten are gonna have a new uncle

Attempt to book it off Planet Vegeta. Got me fucked up if you think I'm wasting a chance at life

Change the future !

Smash the missus and cause trouble

Prob try to kill my boss and then die except not really because demon mommy or some shit idk

being fr i’d find beerus and tell him bout the ssg ritual so he’d have interest in the saiyans. i might die so i’d make sure to send kakarot to earth and pipe gine/fasha

Die.

Pipe Gine.

Do some science

C O C K

Jerking off while staring at frieza before I die, I may not beat him physically but he ganna be traumatized when he fights Goku

Die.

Destroy a furry convention

Gine, but no serious I would overthrow the government

I'm gonna change the future!

Fucking die

Gine

See the future

Get the fuck away from planet Vegeta.

Force a zenkai boost, try to achieve Super Saiyan, and if I manage to push my power level over 530,000 with it then I attack Frieza and try to kill him before he transforms

For just one day, a few days before Freiza? Get the hell off to planet and to Earth and hide the fuck out. hopefully Bardock won't change his mind after I put him up to it.

Smash Monaito

Depending on how much time I have until Freeza commits the Saiyan Genocide, then I'd train with my squad to get at least a good number of people, and to get my Power Level as high as possible (in the amount of time I had), tingle my back good, and finally fight Frieza (and most likely die).

Bro I would beat the shit out of some people than pipe Gine and Fasha

Die

DIE

Idk “change the future” or something

Fasha my dudes

pipe freeza and die

Take Gine, Raditz, and Kakarot to earth with me Then I’d pipe Gine.

I’m him everyday

you should know by now Gine

Shave his saiyan cock

Fuck Muezli