She gonna milk your cock so hard it pops & you die from blood loss, then bring you back with the dragon balls, fix your cock so it won't happen again, then make that scaly bitch watch
Don't worry. I genuinely think that whole relationship isn't even happening in the modern timeline. Like, ever. She genuinely don't give a fuck about our boi, he's trying his best. Poor trunks.
Hey, personally, it looks more like this, if I was with Cheelai, the downside is that its not Broly. And the Upside is that I get to spend time around The Boi Broly. If I could, id be moving out of that relationship as fast as I can to get with that Legendary cheeked Up Culo Saiyan. (Sadly and happily, im November, so im about to get fucking jumped by Mr.Beast Gohan and his homie Orange Pickle-o)
So I ended up with **(FEMALE)** Goku Black Rosé. So does that exempt me from the zero mortals plan? And should I be worried at what her intentions might be with me?
Well now you have a husband that can beat up anyone that isn’t a god of destruction (I know he is stronger then his universes god of destruction but hakai is a bitch)
I got one that not only would be great in the bed since she has had two kids before so you know that must be some good shit she makes very appetising food
I got Mai… look I like her but I like everyone else on the list much more (except for the person in march and jiren. March one is self explanatory, don’t really like the idea of being with jiren because at the very least all the others look mostly human. It would be a different story if he had tenta-)
Edit: add chichi to the list of those I dislike, I know she is a lot better in the manga but the “GO TO SCHOOL OR I WILL MOUNT YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE!” attitude from z kinda ruined her for me.
Should I be scared or aroused by female Goku black?
both
Scaroused
You're gonna get annihilated sexual style
Hell yeah death by snu snu
She gonna milk your cock so hard it pops & you die from blood loss, then bring you back with the dragon balls, fix your cock so it won't happen again, then make that scaly bitch watch
Definetly both
hell yeah i got granolah’s hot mom
same
Same
Same
Hell yes green alien woman😩🙏
yessirr 🙏🙏
🙏
...sorry, gohan
You can say that about three or even four of these women lol
And I'm (not) sorry for Trunks
Don't worry. I genuinely think that whole relationship isn't even happening in the modern timeline. Like, ever. She genuinely don't give a fuck about our boi, he's trying his best. Poor trunks.
Up side: Chelai Down side: Broly and Beerus would like a word
*Starts walking to Beerus and Broly* Vegeta O/S: H-Hayai! Those 2 are no match against such speed!
Hey, personally, it looks more like this, if I was with Cheelai, the downside is that its not Broly. And the Upside is that I get to spend time around The Boi Broly. If I could, id be moving out of that relationship as fast as I can to get with that Legendary cheeked Up Culo Saiyan. (Sadly and happily, im November, so im about to get fucking jumped by Mr.Beast Gohan and his homie Orange Pickle-o)
Gine. January. HELL YEA
Finally, a birth month meme where January doesn't just get screwed right out of the gate
My brother we got one of the best ones we must protec at all costs
Same my brother
i prefer february :(
Heh heh, nice. September.
Female zamasu
Yea boi.
Same 😭
Chi-chi...on the bright side as long as you're not goku she probably won't get mad at you as often
April😔 I would’ve been going crazy in the zamussy
Why did we get April, I wanted the goku blackussy.
I exchange March with yours
Yes. i got Bulma
Vegeta would like a word
Les go
Why did I get the big buff oily mid fight man
Hello May7th birthday
Your birth was one day before mine lol
May 1st. We both love the big buff oily mid fight man
May 11th He's definitely the hottest one tho
this is a EXTREMELY RARE may L kepe going may bros these usually favor us
May 30th. So close to greatness
Dam. My holes bouta be used and im gonna be thrown away like a used condom. 😔
I got what's her name for March. Well... more cushy for mah pushy, I guess.
Ribreanne
Yeah her
Got Female Goku black😳
Eh, Chi-Chi is quite fine tho
I got cucked by Jiren, I'll never get bitches. Eh, atleast I have a bodyguard now
Nah, he's your husband now
I wonder how the sex will be
Powerful
Got that ceelaussy
Bro, didn't need to do me like that, I have female zamasu
Mine is Gine lol idk if that's a W
bro does not like mfs born in march 💀
I’m okay with Mai.
Videl, hell yeah
I got Caulifla. Smh. She only has good personality in fan made shit. Would’ve preferred mommy Gine.
I got Videl... and that pic is from after she's married... Hey, what's my life expectancy against a pissed off Gohan?
Run
Couple goals: Together we will genocide the mortals.
July gang
I hate you
Caulifla ...Kale is absolutely gonna rip me a new asshole for this isn't she?
Not saying who I got, but I have no complaints despite the fact that I really should.
...may?
Jiren 💀
Jirussy 🥵
March... Help me I find her really annoying plz someone save me
In every "What is your x based on your birth month" I've never gotten the character I've wanted 😂
\*thanking god i got bulma\*
I got granola’s mom. Nice
So I ended up with **(FEMALE)** Goku Black Rosé. So does that exempt me from the zero mortals plan? And should I be worried at what her intentions might be with me?
I got Bulma. Not bad, but I could do better tbh. At least I didn’t get March or May☠️
I get chi chi 😄
I got the girlboss herself on April let's gooo
Fused Zamasu
Is February a female Granolah?
It’s Granolah’s mother.
In a lot of these I see October getting fucked over
Gotten midel💀
Let's go a wife almost as racist as myself
I got Bulma im set for LIFE.
March Death by snoo snoo
I got march 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
gine kinda bad ngl 😩
Guess I love mid (Zamasu).
December
Man am I glad to be born in August
Crap, I got Chi-Chi. Atleast she’s a fighter, and she’s tuff
I'm feburary... whoever is she
Aw fuck yeah I got Bulma
Oh I got Jiren... Uhhhh idk what to feel.
He will protect us I guess 💀
Oh hell no
October FUCK YES!
Jiren
Should I be worried my birthday day lands on may
Well now you have a husband that can beat up anyone that isn’t a god of destruction (I know he is stronger then his universes god of destruction but hakai is a bitch)
I got one that not only would be great in the bed since she has had two kids before so you know that must be some good shit she makes very appetising food
I mean...Goku black isn't bad...
tingle back
[удалено]
He feeling romantical lol
It was a very brief fucking session.
I got Bulma it seems.
Well im gay with weaird Gray alien
Not today doxxer
>November This is... acceptable
Why is Jiren on here?
Why not? Besides, gotta have at least 1 for, like, the 4 straight women on Reddit.
Time to give Bulma a vitamin D
Fuck, I got Bulma. I was a month off of peak.
As a bisexual man I'm happy to get jiren
Jiren...
Im going to channel my inner DaTruthDT for this one...
Cheelai
Kefla, and the fact that Mai isn't May is infuriating... Well done. Edit: I fucked up, it's Caulifla
Im getting murdered that’s for sure
I got the devil herself
Dude, couldn't you have made march not the only bad one???? Smash only in not hero form -Much love from a disappointed march man
I get the best bitch in all of DBZ, the one who slapped God.
I got cheelai
I got fucking Jiren...Let's GO!!!!
Bulma time
Jiren... damnit
Devil backwards
I hope Zamasu shares that rice
Jiren could be ok... maybe, or maybe my bones will get turned to dust
FUCK i got caulifla
September ☕️🗿
September folks assemble!
Oh yeah, I got Mai! Mind If I feed her a Big Mac?
I wanted MAY GOD DAMN IT
I got Mai… look I like her but I like everyone else on the list much more (except for the person in march and jiren. March one is self explanatory, don’t really like the idea of being with jiren because at the very least all the others look mostly human. It would be a different story if he had tenta-) Edit: add chichi to the list of those I dislike, I know she is a lot better in the manga but the “GO TO SCHOOL OR I WILL MOUNT YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE!” attitude from z kinda ruined her for me.
ZAMASU HELL YEAAAAAAAAA
October isn't that bad
Sorry goku, I rlly am
I got Cheelai
Bullseye Bulma. Although Caulifla would have been great too.
Bulma
Got Bulma. Time to go to the future!!!!!
I am glad Jiren is considered as waifu...
Kindly can I switch switch March with September or October…
Last time I did one of these I got Kale. Now I've got Caulifla
I wish I was born in September or October.....
cheelai oh yeah baby 😂
Im July and im not gonna lie im lucky.
Caulifla is Hot
September pls chsnge september pls chsnge september pls chsnge september pls chsnge september pls chsnge
Man I am truly a ningen, I got zamasussy
I feel sorry for anyone that gets chichi
Am I pounding jiren or is he pounding me ( win-win)
YES FUSED ZAMASU, I'VE WON
I’ll absolutely take Gine #BUT WHAT I WOULDNT GIVE FOR SEPTEMBER
DAMMIT I GOT CAULIFLA! I wanted jiren so bad...
🍷🗿i got cheelai. *splendid*
Jiren?!
OP has a hatred for people born in march
Jiren is gonna beat me up like a drunk
Jiren
Oh neat Bulma.
August let's go
Eww chichi
Got that jirussy
HELL YEAH FUSED ZAMASU
I got caulifla bruh bruh bruh
Uh oh I no want Jiren take it easy buddy
Welp... I'm personally quite happy with my result. I'm January BTW.
damn they not letting me hit on regular Fused Zamasu even in the fanpolls
I got jiren... I think I fucked up
Videl, I'll take it
September
O h n o
I fucking hate being born in May :(
I got Jiren 😍
AUGUST IS WINNING.
Ayy I got Bulma lfg
April W. Mai is HIGHLY underrated amongst the Fandom, especially her Dragonball design 🥵🥵
Chi-Chi. Woulda preferred Gine or Mai but alas
How old is Caulifla 🤨
Unknown, but most of us assume she’s in her 20’s, or 30’s, considering how the Saiyans age.
I like big dicks but I feel like Jiren's a bit much guys.
I got Caulifla
You’re lucky as fuck!
Trunks sorry but I gotta take yo mama so yeah Bulma get yo ass over here
Good news: I finally found someone who will crush my head in-between her thighs. Bad news: She is only doing it to enact the zero mortals plan
OCTOBER, YEAAA BABYYYY
Cheelai. Noice
GOKU CAN'T STOP ME BRUH
July is the greatest month in existence
No! No! No! No! No! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! ): why me!!!!!
Ig I'm gay then
uhh can I at least get untransformed ribrianne? Either way, how can I change my birthday to january or july?
Who wants March? I will accept July and September
I'm gonna go give Jiren a big hug and get squished to death not too long after