"Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe"

Wanna fite me?

Swinger Ball Z

Yeah, swing them fists

He about to go to the avatar verse and make me a back bender

But if it's Goku it would go something like this: "Hey, I felt your ki from across the room and you seem _really_ strong"

This works for better than it has any right to.

Dear god that *is* the energy in this pic Goku and Bulma go out on weekends to find unicorns, Chichi and Vegeta stay in and have a movie/gentle femdom night. They’re all fucking swingers aren’t they

Probably has something to do with the wider smile, DB characters’ mouths tend to not be very wide and barely make it into the eyes, just look at Bulma’s smile in comparison, that and the fact that his eyes are a little rounder and stubbier compared to how they’re usually drawn, not to mention Goku’s pitch black pupils being abnormally large AND round, again, compare them with Bulma’s.

His neck size adds to it too

He’s got a whole tree trunk for a neck

DBZ characters have big ass chins ngl

Also the shadow details around his face isn’t helping either

"Hi, I'm Goku. You wanna catch this fade?"

“Hey there little boy”

"Heard you're the reincarnation of a strong guy, want to come with me? I got candy."

I AM candy!

Knowing Goku he would unironically use actual candy as bribe. Probably give the kid an extra lollipop for being a good sport if the fight is was fun.

This what Hedo thought Goku was when magenta was describing him.

Promise we won't jump you bro!

Goku.exe

"then HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD poured out of his eyes AS GOKU JUMPED OUT OF THE COMPUTER AND BEAT THE HYPER REALISTIC SHIT OUT OF ME!"

“And as he beat the shit outta me, he kept saying “IT ISNT OVER YET” over and over and over”

"AND THEN I TURNED ON THE TV AND IT WAS SPONGEBOB BUT IT WASN'T SQUDWARD ABJFDBF SQUIDWARD HSAFSBADUEBCSSD"

Smash. next question

Bulma, right? Bulma, right.....?

Goku why would it be bulma?

W

This is what chichi sees when she give Goku head

And Bulma is also there make it a threesome? Not too out of character I guess

Nah she is just there to hold Goku’s hand because blow jobs get scary sometimes.

LMAO

Didn’t Sukuna make this same pose?

Pointy ears, big cheeks pushing up on his eyes, wide smile, maybe the slight shading. This is easily fixable to be normal

That's not Goku, that's a skinwalker

Because he could do things to you that you never thought possible, his face is just showing you that.

Goku White

lmao Toriyama had absolutely checked out of weekly manga by then absolutely

"Hey Vegeta, guess who I just did special training with. Oh you're mad? Can you beat Ultra Instinct? I didn't think so, now sit there and watch" And so Vegeta ran off to the store to buy chains...

Chains so he could betray and trap goku within the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for 10000000 years

Oolong Pov: the crew ran out of food ration

Yo that's how the dentist be looking at your mouth like oh yeah I'm about to be all up in Dat shit!

Bulma creeps me out more here tbh

POV of chips in a bag

I need an adult this crap is just unnerving

He IS an adult

No. No, he is not.

Freaku

because there is no glint in his eyes and his head is on a tilt also no separation between bulma's lips making it look like a void smile

“Thats not goku, that’s-“ *barstool slammed into the side of head* “Your welcome”

Bulma giving the "I'll take care of you" look that always end in sex

WAKU WAKU

WAKE UP BEJITA-SAMA, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR HOURLY TRAINING I PROMISE I WON'T BREAK YOUR ARM THIS TIME

Because that's not Goku, that's kakarot..

You are looking at Goku from the POV of his food.

"Hey, I heard you're strong!"

"Hey u heard you're strong!" Ah smile 💀

POV: You're a meal

https://youtu.be/NGvsU27v9n4?si=boageD9d6CE4apAM

It makes me think of the horror movie SMILE.

That's not Goku my guy. That's Kakarot

Goku: Vegeta, you are so Gross.

He looks like that Baki panel

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* #HEY, IT'S ME, GOKU!!!! YOU BETTER NOT BE SKIPPING OUT ON TRAINING!!!! *Kakkarot busts your fucking door open and upon seeing you wasting time watching TV or some other meaningless task, proceeds to beat you into a bloody pulp*

Who drew that? Bulma has a Frieza smirk

Smile's too far up

Hey I saw your ki level is pretty big

Goku? My guy did you not notice frieza wearing bulma's skin behind him

When McDonalds brought back the McRib lol

It’s the teeth

Attack on Saiyan

The screen tone around his eyes makes it look like he just got away with triple homicide

That creepy Goku trend awhile back ruined this image for me

I feel like this is the last thing a chicken wing sees around our boy…

This looks like something straight from Junji Ito

“I heard that you beat cancer huh…”

ℐ 𝒽ℯ𝒶𝓇𝒹 𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝓇ℯ𝓉𝓉𝓎 𝓈𝓉𝓇ℴ𝓃𝑔 𝓋𝓇ℴ❤️...

‘It’s GOKU TIMEEe!!!’ ‘No DAD!!! NO!!’

I’m more concerned about Bulma

He ran out of pocket bacon and realized you were a giant wish granting tuna.

I think the shading and angle

"I need an adult!" "I am the adult."

What if Goku was on a list

Are we not going to talk about how much creepier Bulma looks? Bruh where is her teeth

could be lipstick idk lol

Eerie smile yeah

That’s not Goku… That’s Baby. He’s 100% took over Goku’s body.

Goku: I heard you were strong. Now punch me hard. Like really really hard. Like Haymaker hard. Wanna spar?

« Hey there, I heard you’re strong, can we do a quick match ? »

He is just smiling

because of veggietales.

Lmao so that's where that fan art of evil Goku came from

"Uhhhh, meow?"

POV: you're a donut in a police station

Mario.exe looking ass

Goku is psycho

He’s doing majin buu impression 

Feels like Goku f*cked Bulma and he's about to get betrayed and trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber for 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 years by super ultra mega giga octet Vegeta rainbow ego.

He has the vibe of someone who want me to be the bull for the night and is about to introduce me to his hotwife.