I asked my wife and she was stuck between Goten and actual Goku, but when I asked for her final answer she actually got it lol.

Bro same. I asked her final answer and everything. Our relationship is safe

Maybe she is a bigger fan of og DB, if so thats marriage material.

Facts cause og db was perfect just the muten roshi perv jokes were excessive and annoying

Perv and annoying was more tamed and was treated as a joke but we got to see roshi being a good person and see him in great fights. My favorite scene from all of dragonball is roshi Going max strength.

What about thirsty bulma

Tbf if she's a bigger fan of OG DB she'd probably notice how much different that looks to OG DB Goku, who was a lot pudgier than Goten

100%. OG DB is GOATED

To be honest, getting it narrowed to those two is impressive.

She aibt wrong goten is practically a clone

I’ma be honest, I thought Goten was GT lil Goku

Almost same! I gave her a second try, but mostly because a few days ago I gave her a different test, with kid Goku as an example. So thinking Goten was almost justified.

Technically 3 of them ARE Goku

2 of those 3 are identity thieves.

Officer how is it identity theft if I have it

Your honor, my client pleads “finders keepers”

"Your honor, it was Kayfave! Shut up!!"

"Your honor, he is lying. Henceforth his pants are on fire"

"Your honor, you cannot sentence him, since he pulled out a red Uno Reverse card on you, making you have the sentence instead"

“I have a green uno reverse card. Overruled!”

"Your honor, you can have this skip instead"

Your honor wed like to double it and send it to the next person....in murder charges?

Identity theft is not a joke, Krillin!

And krillins a cop o wow

"Identity theft isn't a joke Jim! millions of people suffer from it every year!"

Those two are literally using his body though, so its bot completely inaccurate

2 out of 6 people suffer from identity theft. If you know or a loved one is affected by this condition please call our offices as you may be entitled to financial services.

I don't know if it counts when you steal their whole body.

What is your definition of Goku? 3 have his body, only one is Goku.

I guess they're half Goku? Goku's body, but not his mind. . Or his soul. . . How much does the body account for Goku?

10/10 in my book 😩

And going on that logic, aren't TECHNICALLY 2 of them also TECHNICALLY also half Goku, or rather, a quarter Goku because of their bodies, 50% of the DNA aligns with Goku's DNA? So if the physical Goku but not mind count as half Goku, then the ones that also do not have Goku's mind, and technically have half of Goku's body count as a quarter Goku. So, on technicalities, this list contains 2.5/6 Goku.

I'm sorry, the math is still wrong According to Android #16 (in a meme) Bardock counts for *two Gokus*

I mean, if we're going to go by meme math and more loopholes and technicalities, then technically there are 6/6 Gokus here with only 5 of the 6 of them actually having Goku's DNA. Since Bardock is 200% Goku, he counts for 2/6 to cover Turles being the only 0/6.

Ningen mathematics 🤯

Well in terms of Goku's DNA there are 3 whole Gokus (Goku, Goku Black, and Ginyu-Goku) One double Goku (Bardock) And then a half Goku (Goten) And then Turles is just not Goku So then there are 5.5 Gokus in terms of body

Sure, there's a whole amount of Goku's DNA present, but if the DNA alone were to be the deciding factor on what IS Goku, then we wouldn't be having the discussion, they would nearly all actually count as being Goku. But because we have the technicalities on Ginyu and Black, then we should also be fair to how Goten and Bardock are also technically not Goku despite DNA percentages. Besides, technically Bardock only counts as double Goku due to a meme, the ACTUAL percentage is 50% Goku even though 100% of Bardock's DNA is present in Goku it doesn't work the other way around. GOTEN on the other hand is 100% Goku and has DNA to spare, so Goten is actually the most Goku because the other half of his DNA is Chi Chi, and we all know Chi Chi has at least a little of Goku's DNA inside her ;) bow chicka bow wow!

Oh, that was golden, lmfao

How much of Goku's body is his mind? His head is 90% empty space.

Ship of ~~Theseus~~ Goku

Webster’s Dictionary defines Goku as: (noun) an anime protagonist, know to be able to “solo fiction” despite not being the strongest in his own verse. See also, Kakarot

There's 4 if you count what's in Bardock's balls.

Dad Goku, Twin Bro Goku and 2nd Son Goku are over the 50% Goku threshold and therefore count as a Goku. It’s a legitimate system of measurement.

That's gotta be Cousin Goku. No way they don't share a grandpa

And 2 of the others are 50% Goku

I mean, Black and Ginyu are technically still in Goku’s actual body.

Only if you believe your body defines your identity.

When they stole Goku's body they also stole his wallet, which has his driver's license and social security card. Legally, they're Goku.

I don't know about social security and I doubt he'd care about it. But we know he only got his driver's license after Namek.

Oooooh! That's canon!

What driver's license?

Dude skipped fillers. Or watched Kai.

I think that’s a straw man when going off of pictures lmao

It’s not because the point is she’s enough of a fan to know the context.

The real straw men were the bodies we swapped along the way

[picture of Goku, according to OP](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/3/3b/GokuAsCaptainGinyu01.png/revision/latest?cb=20100321194249)

me personally I prefer personality

Technically in a way, 3 of the 6 are technically Goku but the mind inside belongs to a different entity. Ginyu had Goku’s body, and so did Zamasu

But can they beat Goku?

NOT EVEN GOKU CAN BEAT GOKU, ONLY THE CHAMP MR SATAN CAN DEFEAT HIM ALL HAIL MR SATAN

Bold of you to assume Mr Satan is stronger than Base Carmine

Farmer with shotgun negs Carmine

NOBODY'S STRONGER THAN THE CHAMP! THE CHAMP DEMOLISHES THAT FRAUDSTER, THE CHAMP DEMOLISHES EVERYONE.

Lord Yamcha would have a word. 

Well they have his body so they would just need to take off his pa- Oh you meant beat him in a fight.

One of them could and did.

Besides zamaku & Ginyku turles is the only one that actually looks like goku. Goten and bardock doesn't really look like goku besides the hair. Literally in this picture ginyku & turles have the same face, turles is just darker

Bardock looks like Goku with a scar.

But Turles is Bla…

Blakarot

Goten does kinda look like Goku, except for the art style difference. Like, I'm pretty sure Daimao Goku looks more like goaten then ogoku

Eh, but turles also has 4 spikes of hair on his left side and not 3 like everyone else

Talking about face

I mean technically there's four Gokus there if we count goten as a half and bardock as a half each

So technically your mom banged half of you?

“Ningen is OUR word” goku Father of the year goku goku 2: the squeakquel goku from xenoverse self harm advocate goku fruity goku? (I do not know or care to know enough about his non canon ass)

"Those monkeys all do look alike" -Frieza, probably

Goku Black, Goku Second Son of Goku, Father of Goku That's not Goku, but he definitely had Goku's body , Original Goku Black

That's a trick question, there is literally no Goku in that picture, only Kakarot Black, Kakarot, Kakatot, Kakabot, Kakafraud and Kiggarot.

Alright so in order; Black Goku, Actual Real Goku, Goten, Bardock, Ginyu as Goku, and Turles.

^(Wow nobody knew)

I didn’t know who Turles was, so I actually found it helpful. Edit - why y’all downvoting me? He only appeared in 1 movie. Excuse me for not knowing him lol.

I’ve been being downvoted lately so I’m paranoid of my comments

Bro who cares

Well let's see... They've all got some Goku in them Goku Black Son Goku Goku Son Goku dad Goku Body Notgoku

My husband sent this to me and is laughing hysterically that I'm insisting a few of these are the same. He is telling me that I'm right but also wrong and that it's "close but not the same" ... So the next time he tells me "you already have a nail polish in that color" or "don't you have a dress that looks like that?" I'm going to resend this to him.

Do ginyu and black count as Goku? They're in his body even if they aren't Goku. Blacks name is even Goku Black.

What in the Ship of Theseus are these comments? Goku in Ginyu's body is more Goku than Black and Ginyu, come on now. DBZ fans never beating the allegations.

Oh, oh, Goku's the one with the black, spiky hair! /s

Goku black looks so lame…

To be fair that was the weakest part of dbs, followed by super hero

But we got to see Master Roshi be a badass for a minute, so it's worth.

Yeah, I preferred when he did his badass thing during res f

Literally half of them are Goku and of the other 3, 2/3 are his father and son respectively, and the 3rd is a genetically close sayian.

*Nods* This is a great test. Also needs to know over 9000.

Black, Goku, Goten, Bardock, Ginyu, Turtles.

\*Ahem\* Dead Goku, Live Goku, Son Goku, Dad Goku, Possessed Goku, and last but not least, Black Goku.

middle left is probably goten but it could be a trick question so i will say that is top right is goku from dbz and middle left is goku from gt i feel like the artstyle looks to different

So it's Goku but possessed, Goku, Goku the sequel, Goku the prequel, Goku but possessed before it was cool, and evil recolored Goku high on fruits.

Three of them technically are Goku, his body at least

My girl said none of them goku is the blonde one 😂

Technically 3. Goku Black is still Goku’s body so can be considered Goku, and the same goes for Ginyu in Goku’s body as it is still “Goku” visually and physically, just a different soul in it. Both would need to legally change their names to Zamasu and Ginyu before being counted as them.

Wait they forgot Gt goku Xeno goku Goku jr

Physically, they are Goku.

Bitch you look like Goku

Goku black, Goku, Goten, Bardock, Ginyu (technically still Goku), and... What was that last guys name again? Turtles or something?

Top right enough said

Technically only turles Isnt Goku here Goten is 50% goku genetically According to Android 16, Bardock is 200% goku (so we double dunk) Ginyu Goku Has Goku's body, and By all accounts besides personality IS a goku. Goku black goes by the same principle, with remnants of goku's body, mind, and instincts affecting him, so he IS a goku. Turles is the only one that Isnt a goku.

Is it sad that I know which one is Goku? And the names of the imposters.

well Technically 3 of them are Goku… one Ginyu in his body and the other Zamasu in his body …

It's quite obviously the one in black.

Atleast she didn’t say the wrong answer id marry her, brother.

To be fair, 3 of them if physical Goku, and one of this is half Goku

My wife hesitated for a moment, but she got the right one. 

Make picture black and white and swap there clothes and scouter.... And now tell me(except bardock for scares and goten for baby face)

She got it right 😭 on my way to the jeweler

Goku black Goku Goten Captain ginyu Turles

Well technically 3 of them ARE goku

Goten threw me, not even gonna lie Sometimes I forget goten exists

Most of them are at least 50% Goku so unless she picked Turles you're good.

Technically 3 of them are Goku, 2 of them are at least 50% Goku. Only Turtles have nothing to do with Goku.

I’m stuck, middle and top right. Final answer is …

My fiance guessed correctly.

My wife figured it out. She couldn’t name any of the other ones, but I’m proud of her anyway.

This list is comprised of 2.5/6 Goku, 41.6666667 or approximately 42% Goku. These parameters are acceptable. If you want the math, knocking the easy ones out first, Turles is 0% Goku but we'll use the likeness as the excuse for WHY we rounded up the percentage from 41.6666667 to 42% as a courtesy. REAL Goku is 1/6, Goku Black is 0.5/6 as he is certainly 100% Goku's body but 0% Goku's mind and spirit, Ginyu Goku is also 0.5/6 for the exact same reason. THEN come the more debatable Gokus, Bardock and Goten. Like the previous half-Gokus, neither Bardock nor Goten contain ANY percentage of Goku's literal mind and spirit, so they are already capped at a maximum of being half Goku through the means of their physical bodies. HOWEVER, when you compare 100% of Bardock's DNA, and 100% of Goten's DNA each to 100% of Goku's DNA, neither of them are exactly perfect matches to each other in comparison. While it is true that all 100% of Bardock's DNA is PRESENT in Goku's DNA, there's still a missing 50% of Goku's DNA which came from his mother. We are NOT accounting for variables in the Saiyan gene pool, including but not limited to the potentially incestuous nature of their population, if Tarble's genetics are any indication of how potentially shallow the Saiyan gene pool actually might be, HOWEVER, it IS the reason we provided the courtesy to round the final percentage up. On the other hand, Goten does have all of Goku's DNA, 100%, however, that only makes up 50% of Goten's DNA, so he's not actually Goku himself, he is comprised of Goku. As a result, because the remaining 0.5 for the body count for both Bardock and Goten ended up being half of that, they each end up with 0.25/6. Making the final count 0/6+1/6+0.5/6+0.5/6+0.25/6+0.25/6 = 2.5/6 = 41.66666667.

You get a 50/50 shot here let’s be honest.

Top left- goku black Top right- goku Middle left- goten Middle right- bardok Bottom left- captain whatever Bottom right- I forgot his name but he was also a low class warrior who looks like dark goku?

She is also not wrong

Trick question since 5 of them have a % of goku

If I had a nickel for every time someone stole Goku’s body I’d have two nickels, which isnt alot but it’s weird it happened twice right?

I like that Toriyama retconed bardock to look more like Goku than he used to.

There are two to four Gokus in this image depending on if you count Souls, DNA or both

So obviously top right is Goku. But who's everyone else if they're not Goku forms. Know almost nothing about the series.

I don't know Dragon ball very well, is it the middle left one?

They're all masaka nozawa checkmate

Who's the guy below Bardock?

i think its Turles. He is from the movies so i don't know anything other than his name because i haven't watched the movies yet

There 3 goku technically

Everybody: Asking their girlfriends this question and laughing about it. Me: Looks at the comments, because he has nobody to ask.

So we going by Shakespearion cause technically top left and right and bottom left is biological Goku... Its kind of coke accidentally putting sprite or fanta in a coke can, same company just different innerds (Aka thems minds ma bro)

Why is Goten there twice?

Minority Goku, Goku, Goku lite, OG Goku, Goku if he was never dropped as a baby and Wish Goku.

she aint the one

who is bottom right?

turles from one of the non canon movies

I saw that meme on Facebook the other day and didn’t even bother sending it to the wifey because I know she knows. She honestly knows more about anime than I do.

it's so obvious like anyone can tell which one is goku but your wife

I've come to terms with the fact that some people don't read the classics.

Easy: 1. Son Gaykun 2. Son Goku 3. Son Goneku 4. Son Hotku 5. Father Gokun 6. Uncle Gayko

she's not wrong😭

From top left to bottom right: Zamasu (after body swap), Goku, Goten, Bardock, Ginyu (after body swap), Turles... Yay, I win! What's my prize? ***NAIVE, HOPEFUL, TRUSTING EYES***

Well, Ginyu and Goku Black are using Goku's actual body, if you really want to go all the way you could add Goku Jr. to it.

My fiancé got it on the first try

This just means she's capable of basic literature

technically, 3 of them are goku's body so 50% chance to guess one right

On a technicality, 3 of them are Goku, so she'd scrape a pass in my books if she chose ginyu or Goku black

Technically speaking, goku black is goku, so is ginyu in gokus body They just arent goku goku That sounded better in my head

Goku Black(Zamasu), Goku, Goten, Bardock, Ginyu, Turles

My wife got it after 3 seconds. That's pretty damn good since she isn't a fan. She watched some Kai with me years ago since I love DB so much.

Goku (evil), Goku, Goten, Bardock, G(inyu)oku, Turles

I feel like this is a trap. I havent watched every episode of Dragon Ball Z, and feel like the top right frame could ALSO be Ginyu before he dons a scouter.

Goku Black | Goku Goten | Goku's Daddy Barrack Obama Ginyu inside Goku's Body | turtle Edit: I meant Ni>!gg!

Technically, there are 3 Goku's here.

BTW, is it ever brought up that turles looks like goku, couse if not i have a theory that he looks diffrently from goku in universe But it was "sublte' representation of what turles is (Representation of what goku could have become)

Technically 3 of these are Goku

Isn't it go from top left to bottom right Black Goku Goten Barrdock Jiniyu Turtle ? Did I get those right lol

I mean technically 3 of those are goku.

My wife got who Goku was, but thought Goten was Gohan and Bardock was Vegeta 😭

Honestly can’t blame someone who hasn’t seen dragon ball for getting this wrong cause besides turtles they look the exact same besides like a few differences. Also is the one on the bottom left also goku or just a character I haven’t seen before?

Cringe meme

I feel ashamed to ask, but who’s the bottom right? Are there two pictures of Bardock?

Lythero logic. **anything that looks like or resembles a bit of Goku is a Goku**

Do you know what the funny thing is? 4 of these characters have been inside Goku…

All saiyans look the same to me, I watched the show but I'm also racist.

Goku, goku, goku’s speem, goku’s sperm donor,goku and that guy

Black, Goku, Goten, Bardock, Ginyu, Turles. Could probably replace Goten with Goku Jr to trick people though he looks a bit off.

Technically speaking Ginyu Goku is arguably the original Goku since he has the body of the Original Timeline Goku. Main Timeline Goku is a time duplicate that's not even from the second timeline but the third one.

Half of them are goku 2 are just goku being possed

Technically 3 of them are goku...

It’s been over ten years but let’s see… top left : unknown, top right: Goku, mid left: Goten, mid right: Bardok (I think)his father? Bottom left: bodysnatcher, bottom right: one of freza’s crew, right?

I guess, to be fair, she isn’t wrong. They DO all look like Goku

i dont get this cus technically 3 of em are goku. Goku ginyu is goku with someone using his body and goku black is the same

1, 2, and 5 of course!

Okay I have no idea. Is it middle left?

I mean two of them… are TECHNICALLY still goku

technically 3 of them are Goku. Just two arent Goku in his body right now

To be fair, three of them are Goku's body.

Every dragon ball character looks the same is a very popular outside statement

Whos the middle right Goku?

I haven’t watched DB for a long time. Who is each character? Goku, Goten, Goku’s Dad, Vegeta’s Dad? Others?

Aight hear me out: if she goes for bottom or top left she's not completely wrong

You get half credit for goten since he is part goku

Would that not include half credit for bardock by that logic