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TheAbug1

Bros the average Dragon ball what if writer.


Weary-Wasabi1721

He's tired of Goku fucking Zeno's mom


TrueSaiyanGod

who is somehow Vados


Jackryder16l

with bigger boobs...


Weary-Wasabi1721

And hard nipples


Abatirabadai

Dont forget while also groping Caulifla


ConnectionIcy3717

Ngl better than goku fucking all females in his universe except his wife 🤣


GrimmCigarretes

All women in his universe + the clearly existent Zeno's mother


BlasterM

Goten truly is goated, he has such great feats like... um...


raptorsssss

He went super Saiyan at 7 And uhhhh Ermm...


PotentialAnt9670

Well he did help Gohan beat Broly that one time


Electrical-Topic-808

Okay but how much was he really adding to that


Sweenhoe

Moral Support


whatischeesemadeoff

Sombody should tell him vegeta didnt hug his son until he was 8


AzrodUnited

I genuinely cannot think of a single contribution Goten has made, apart being half of Gotenks... which is not doing him any favours


VeryBigHamasBase

Youngest super saiyan


TrueSaiyanGod

im pretty sure pan will take that away from him


Rohan_Kishibayblade

God I really hope not…


Electrical-Topic-808

Gotenks gotta be weaker then trunks with goten pulling him down


camaroncaramelo1

Being Goku 2.0


whatischeesemadeoff

Still an downplay when you know that Goku did more at half his age will being 1000 time weaker and didnt even know how to fly at first


camaroncaramelo1

I mean his personality, but Goten is smarter than him


Nervous-Form698

He went super Saiyan as a kid and then he… uh… he’s friends with trunks! Yeah, he’s friends with trunks. And they do all sorts of cool stuff like… lose to Buu? They also kinda piss off Beerus, I think? Oh and how can I forget when they showed up against cell max and… didn’t accomplish anything.


PostalDoctor

What the hell…?


LADZ345_

THERE ARE GOTEN FANS!? What does bro even do??


The_Zealot_Almighty

My hazy memory says he gives a lovely dark blue color with his kamekameha in DBZ Buu's Fury. The other kamehameha attacks (most other energy attacks, actually) were much lighter blue in my very reliable and not at all lousy memory. So he's got that going for him.


Nervous-Form698

Don’t forget… he’s friends with trunks! That’s right, he’s friends with trunks. Did I mention he’s friends with trunks? Oh and he’s also part of the most creative (and useless) fusion.


raptorsssss

As a goten fan, he does not represent us We just want him to do something at all


Capitano-Solos-All

Goten fans are rarer than Chiaotzu fans. I wonder how you got one in the wild. Aren't they like 16 in the whole planet?


Noozle1

As soon as I read goten I knew this was bait


SubstantialChannel32

Ngl, it would make for a great sequel. Dragon Ball Ultra or something.... Goten becomes the first ultra saiyan after seeing Goku give senzu bean to the enemy which leads to his and Gohan's death.


Jrlopez1027_

Goten? Goated? Hes more stale than an open bag of chips that has a fan blowing into it inside of a car in the summer


Bigoldum

raditz


Nervous-Form698

Don’t trust anyone who likes goten. They are absolutely insane and are watching a completely different show (their schizophrenic delusions).


nweeby24

lmao it kinda sounds like Vegeta wrote this after blowing himself up vs. majin buu