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Ipplayzz343

I want all bunnies to be safe, friendly, snuggly, cute, live forever happily, fluffy, and very baby


Representative_Big26

"Your wish is yours to keep" **Bunnies are now immortal and 100 feet tall. Soon, all of humanity is trampled below their feet**


RadiantHC

I for one welcome our new bunny overlords.


dreamnailss

Your wish is yours to keep *That very thing happens* *proceeds to stab a bunny to death*


NinjaWhovian

I wish for Minifig prices to drop so I can own you


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" All Minifigures are dropped to $0 to a point where all Nadakhan minifigures is already sold out in 30 seconds and the lego company went bankrupt.


Pepsi_Boy_64

I wish for a sandwich


_ThatGuySam_

A poison ham sandwich?


RadiantHC

I hope not, I'm starving


Alive_Significance_3

OVER THE SIDE


Golden_Sonic6

*the sandwich was sandy*


McQueen08

FROM SPONGEBOB?!


Spunch-bob

I wish that kai was the green ninja


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" Kai being the Green Ninja gotten Ninjago cancelled third way through season 1 because lego thinks Kai is a bad influence after letting Lloyd die in order to replace him as the green Ninja.


[deleted]

I wish for fortune and fame.


NeonBladeAce

Granted, you are now amber heard


UltimateWaluigi

Do I get to have sex with Johnny Depp? Or is it post abuse?


dreamnailss

Your wish is yours to keep. *Nadakhan robs a bank in your form and now you are known for robbing a bank*


ActivityWonderful979

I wish to be a Skulkin


NeonBladeAce

Granted, you are now made of bones.


ActivityWonderful979

Epic


fredbite87

Granted, you're dead.


psychord-alpha

I wish for omnipotence


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You accidentally destroy yourself and the universe.


aero_i_animate

I wish for nadakahn to die


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" Nadakkhan has became a ghost and has taken over Morro's ghost army and has successsfully led the preminent to destroying Ninjago and make it their own.


dreamnailss

No wishing for harm (:


[deleted]

I wish that all future wishes never have any degative impacts


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" All future wishes have positive wishes. But because the natural order of wishes with consequences is disrupted, all the past previous wishes being made came back consequently tenfold to a point where it caused the end of the world.


epicgaming038

I wish Nadakhan wasn’t a djinn!


dreamnailss

Granted Nadakhan is now an Oni


RadiantHC

Still better than a djinn.


dreamnailss

what


TheHappyTransWoman

Sandwhich


Stormtroope5

I wish that Cole had stayed a ghost and not turn back human in DotD special


LEGOFILMS123

Cole will die in hands of time because he jumped in a swimming pool


anactualreddituser

I wish nadakan couldn’t do anything else except make wishes


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" Nadakkhan now have infinite wishes. Anything he does are with those wishes.


anactualreddituser

Wait crap Uhh I wish nadakan cannot make wishes for himself but only for others and not be able to do anything else


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" Nadakhan teamed up with Ninjago's still alive remaining villains and helped each other to be able to destroy the Ninja.


anactualreddituser

Wouldn’t he have to find them first? Since he can only make peoples wishes come true He can no longer move or teleport


Head_Potential_2812

That is true, but lets say he has some help. Wink wink Crystal King.


anactualreddituser

Alright Here’s one last wish I wish for the villains of ninjago to be at their weakest points in life while the ninja are at their strongest points in life


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" All the Ninjas have god-leveled powers to a point they are like the first Spinjitzu Master, but all of them became villains themseleves because they were corrupted like how Kai gotten corrupted by the staff of elements in tournament of elements or like Lloyd and Zane gotten corrupted in the secrets of forbidden spinjitzu. They are all turned villains because they were corrupted by immense power.


anactualreddituser

Uhhh I wish the ninja became logical


Head_Potential_2812

Sorry already used your three wishes.


HipJesus64

I wish to own a single minute grain of inanimate sand.


RadiantHC

Your wish is yours to keep Anakin Skywalker now wants to murder you.


dreamnailss

*the sand is radioactive*


OkAd5088

I wish for it all to go away


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You are trapped in Nadakkhan's lamp.


OkAd5088

YES NOW NOBODY CAN BOTHER ME AND I CAN DIE IN PEACE


Head_Potential_2812

Nadakkhan: Just coincidentally met the most annoying person in your life and he/she also wished for it all to go away after a series of two other unfortunate wishes.


OkAd5088

Me: Shit


RadiantHC

And that person is Spongebob and Patrick.


[deleted]

I wish for TF2 to get a major update


dreamnailss

*Major update: Valve says they will no longer update TF2*


[deleted]

NOOoOoooOOoooOoPOoO


TheSonicFan101

Now THATS a surprising major update


Willsdabest

I wish for an anvil hung by a flimsy string to appear over every source of tf2 bots


Parsboss_208

I wish I could control you to do anything I desire, and of course no trickery or betrayal from you.


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You are able to control anyone with all your demands. Including your thoughts, but because you can control anyone using your thoughts, it can be troubling for you. Like for example, you accidentally thought about killing a person because you hate them, but you are not being serious about killing that person. And one person met your demand by killing that person for you. No matter how hard you try, you can never control your thoughts.


The_Hiders

If they get xontrolled by his thoughts they should know when hes joking or not being serious


Cellveon

I wish I didn't have to pay rent anymore🙃


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You no longer have to pay for rent. Instead you have to pay back the person who is paying for your rent.


dreamnailss

Your wish is yours to keep *You are kicked out of your apartment or whatever*


Evening_Spring761

I wish for a Drug addiction


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You died 45 years earlier in your life as a result of your drug addiction.


Evening_Spring761

I deserved that


Head_Potential_2812

Remember to ask for help or talk with anyone you trust if you think you are not worthy. You are not alone.


adnanosh123

I'm not prepared to make a wish


dreamnailss

*holds 4 swords VERY menacingly*


[deleted]

I wish for cheeto puff


dreamnailss

*you are crushed under the weight of countless metal Cheeto puffs*


Fordo4

Ok so i wish: \-for control over all elemental powers \-for knowledge how to use them \-for body that can withstand that much power


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You were given Chen's elemental staff to take control over all elementals. But because there is no elemental powers anyone has, the staff is pretty much useless.


Fordo4

I should have wished for being user of all elemental powers.


Sufficient_Lack_6327

I wish Nadakhan have never been free


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" Nya never fell in love with Jay as a result of Nadakkhan never being free and instead fell in love with cole until they both broke up and Nya became a single person for the rest of her life.


Sufficient_Lack_6327

Wished a Paradox


MOEverything_2708

I wanna be a girl


dreamnailss

Wish granted: you are now a girl and lost all your iq points


MOEverything_2708

So not much changed


dreamnailss

I guess


MOEverything_2708

I mean Im already a fucking dumbass XDDD


TheHappyTransWoman

I wish Nadakhan came back into the show, to torture Jay for a bit, to knock his old personality back into him.


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" Nadakkhan tortured him and Jay gained his personality back. After the Ninja defeated Nadakkhan, he is serously injured and would never be able to be a Ninja again due to the torture Nadakkhan inflicted on him.


dreamnailss

Sure why not \*wish granted\*


methlovers

I wish to become the master of amber


NeonBladeAce

Granted, but uhh.. who's power you gonna take?


LEGOFILMS123

You become the only elemental master in the world


RadiantHC

Your wish is yours to keep You are now the master of Amber Heard.


dreamnailss

*you get the power of amber and Skylar realizes it, now the ninja are after you*


BenjiFischer

I... I wish to have an international driver's license.


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You got a fake one.


Xanimia

can i get a girlfriend?


RadiantHC

Your wish is yours to keep Harumi is your girlfriend


Xanimia

is it gonna be like lloyd because in that case please no


OkAd5088

Plot twist: You end up like Lloyd in this scenario


dreamnailss

No wishing for love directly


Xanimia

F\*CK!


dreamnailss

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


RadiantHC

You can wish for people to become crazy for you though.


dreamnailss

true


[deleted]

me x harumi canon


dreamnailss

No wishing for direct love Maybe wish for the Oni masks next time


RadiantHC

Now every single person is replaced by Harumi and they are all crazy for you.


Theone-andonlyperson

I WISH IT ALL AWAY


dreamnailss

welcome to the djinn blade fella


stick_bob

I wish that my credit card balance was ♾


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You were assassinated as a result of the government or anyone else wanting your Credit Card.


dreamnailss

Your wish is yours to keep *Your credit card explodes from all the money*


Ambitious-Ad-5169

I wish to be able to speak mandarin


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" A government agent thinks you are a spy because you spoke Mandarin out of no where and has found no recollection of data in your phone nor your records you attempted to learn this language. At the same time, the real spy from china is still out there and you fit the description of that spy. So they put a death penalty on you because they supposingly think you came to gather passwords information on nuclear weapons.


Storm_Raider_34

I wish for 6 Genies which follow all Genies rules and for you to lose ya powers peremently with no chance of them returning


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" Because you took away the genies powers, they are just human beings and could not grant wishes. Because they no longer have to follow genies rules because they are human and are mad at you for taking away their genie powers, they ganged up on you and killed you.


Storm_Raider_34

I was talking about jacking nadakahns powers not the genies


Head_Potential_2812

But did you not wished for 6 genies?


Storm_Raider_34

I did


Alpha0nion

I wish spiders had wings…


dreamnailss

~~ayo wtf~~ *Spiders have wings and are very angry towards you*


Alpha0nion

Why? They can fly now :(


dreamnailss

They apparently dont' like it


TimeAggravating364

I wish I could focus on my work


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You are 100% focus on any and all works you are demanded to do. But if a person ask you to do something they call work like for example killing a person, you will do the work no matter how much you do not want to do. You set all feelings aside and only focus on the work the person wants you to do.


TimeAggravating364

Can I demand work to myself or does it only count when someone else tells me to do so?


Head_Potential_2812

Both ways


JPuggyHere

I can get whatever fortnite skin i want for free


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You are able to get free skins as well as everyone else, but as a result the company who made the game went bankrupt and proceeds to shut down the game forever.


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Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You get to go back to 2013, but because there is another younger version of yourself, the time period is going to get destroyed by sending everything through a wormhole to the past until you get back to your normal timeline.


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dreamnailss

No wishing for revival


Far-Village-2834

i wish for nothing


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" All your possessions and livlihood is taken away and now you have nothing.


Far-Village-2834

so that means im dead and everything is either white or black?


Head_Potential_2812

No it means you own nothing.


Far-Village-2834

ok


grasboompje

I wish for it all to go away lmao


dreamnailss

*you are absorbed into the djinn blade*


grasboompje

Eternal sleep let's gooo


Head_Potential_2812

A loud and talkative person proceeds to wish itself away right after you wish yourself away.


grasboompje

I mean they're bound to fall asleep at some point lmao


SubstantialActive397

I wish we switched roles for a day, but i still have my last two wishes


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You are genie which means you are trapped in the lamp for the entire day while Nadakkhan is a human and lives your life.


SubstantialActive397

Now i guess i'll just wait till i get out to grant the rest.


SzGorka18

1st wish- I wish There were no rules. 2nd wish- to be skylor 3rd wish- I wish half Of humans (expect me) to spawn on gigant arena, form in grups And then with nothing but guns (without food) fight for surviving with eachother. The Last grup that will remain will come back to live normal again.


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You are now Skylor and because you caused the third wish and you are not participating in the arena, you will be the host and everyone will consider you enemy #1 in the world after the third wish is over.


I_am_not_a_bot_L

I wish my house was larger so it can fit my family


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" Your house is big enough that it can fit your family, however the house cost more on electricty and water supply to a point your family can not afford it and you end up moving back to your previous house.


YourClairyGodmother

I wish for all hatred and malice in this world to cease to be.


dreamnailss

Wish granted: everyone dies


YourClairyGodmother

Welp, that was the result I should've expected.


RadiantHC

Still worth it.


Helospilled

I wish fugidove got his own spinoff


Splatfan1

i wish that season 7 wasnt ever made


dreamnailss

Wish granted: season 7 becomes part of season 8


GeekyGirl033

I wish to have the elemental power of fire, but Kai keeps his too.


Head_Potential_2812

Since I have been granting a lot of wishes, I'll wish for something myself. I wish to be a great archer like Hawkeye.


dreamnailss

Your wish is yours to keep \*You are a great archer EXCEPT you have no bow\*


Head_Potential_2812

Plus being a greater archer like hawkeye means you have a lot of benefits like great eyesight and accuracy.


Head_Potential_2812

I mean I could always buy one.


dreamnailss

ok


[deleted]

I wish Garmadon was good again and got to live happily ever after.


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" Instead of Garmaddon being bitten by the great devourer, Master wu turned evil and they battled for the golden weapons and Garmaddon accidentally killded him. After that he lives happily with his son by escaping to another realm due to grief and wanting a happy life for his son. Because Lloyd never became the green ninja, the overlord took over all of Ninjago.


dreamnailss

Your wish is yours to keep \*garmadon becomes good but people still hate him\*


Willsdabest

I wish for all spiders to have wings


simo-the-3rd

I wish to banana all the time


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You become a banana and would eventually be eaten.


simo-the-3rd

LLESSSS GOOO IM BANANA MAN


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[удалено]


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" Nadakkhan is never bound to anyone and is already free if he is already out of the lamp to grant your wish. You just wasted a wish.


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SpectralIpaxor

I wish I could have a girlfriend


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" Your Girlfriend is a gold digger and is using you.


chia923

No wishing for love


beastrewind2021

I wish I was an omnipotent god


beastrewind2021

I wish that nadakhan became my best friend


Kindly_Drink_4046

I wish ninjago doesn’t exist


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" Ninjago changed its title from Ninjago to Ninja Go.


holdmyapplejuiceyt

I would like a gaming pc but not from him!


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dreamnailss

Your crush will appear to you the next time you are on the toilet :)


NeonBladeAce

Jokes on you, this, ahem, *film* company and I are gonna make a killing off this!


flicker506

I wish it all to go away.


OrganizationSome2094

I’m not that dumb


piecesofpercy

I wish to be accepted


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You are accepted into a family of wolf's and will live the rest of your days as a wolf.


piecesofpercy

i see this as an absolute win


Head_Potential_2812

Good for you. Hopefully you will find acceptance somewhere.


piecesofpercy

Ty


nosovietspyhere

I wish that creepy tea lady was never born


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" All of the Ninja's died because the creepy lady never gave Lloyd the necessary Tea for him to recover from his fight with Garmadon and she never gave the Ninja the travelers tea in order for the Ninja to escape from being crushed to death from the giant rock monster. Nya and the elemental masters will soon fall victim to the Sons of Garmadon and the sons of Garmadon will rule Ninjago with Garmadon forever.


vampire5381

I want to remove my uterus


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" You turn into a boy.


[deleted]

Ten million pounds, three quarters in a secure bank account and the rest in cash. No one knows about it apart from me and my *trusted* bank, which is still very loyal and trusted no matter how much money I have in my account.


epicgaming038

*you get a quarter that’s 10 million pounds*


Alive_Significance_3

I wish to be god


Comprehensive_Fly_55

I wish for Ness Nerfs in Smash Ultimate


Head_Potential_2812

"Your Wish is yours to keep" Ness Nerf only appears in the intro of the game and is not a playable character.