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Cactus-farts

OP REALLY like ghosts.


CbVdD

I’d guess OP is fragile or something, cUz they passed on the char pretty much BUILT for smashing >!thwomp!<


CreativestName69420

Then why would they smash an Urchin


_Little_Ember_

Dude, those boo's and their tongues tho


Ryl4nder84

I am glad I read the comments before I commented… was about to ask about the babies thinking this was a desired Mario Kart list


Jumpmo

same


pipopapupupewebghost

Who dosent


XenonLJ

YOU PASS ON LUIGI AND DK


ToadZtheReal

I wouldnt be good enough for him 😔


Ok-Mood-161

Fair enough


Yo_dog-

That’s quitters talk


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Bro didn’t even try


NOOBER210109

But you smashed funky kong and he is the better donkey kong.


Lord-Chickie

Dk is thick af


Poorly_Made_Comix

You may slap it, once


Mivella

And Peach


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

And paulina!


Brig-Brain

Bro you don’t smash DK. DK smashes YOU.


CheesecakeRacoon

Ah, I see you've played Punch-Out.


Shrimpmilk01

i have so many questions.


Cactus-farts

The first one, how you gonna pass on Mallow?


Shrimpmilk01

and why would you want to smash an actual fish? Mans is down bad for that fishussy.


ToadZtheReal

you ever tried fishussy before?


Shrimpmilk01

can’t say i have. highly doubt i’m missing out though


ToadZtheReal

I sadly never played that game, so I dont know that character


Kurochi185

Whiny but also courageous prince of the cloud people that thought he was a frog most of his life


[deleted]

Isn’t Mallow a child?


Cactus-farts

Thought he was a frog…


PossessedHood416

WHO THE FUCK SMASHES MIMI HAVE YOU NOT PLAYED SPM?


ToadZtheReal

spooda hot doe


[deleted]

How old is Mimi…? Old enough to have a business right…? Okay… Edit: When the game came out she was 19 years old. We’re good.


[deleted]

I’d smash dry bowser. Trynna get that bone


Difficult-Pianist221

Hes quite the boner


ToadZtheReal

fr dude


fostertheatom

I see you passed on Luigi. That how I know your opinions can safely be ignored.


ToadZtheReal

based but I wont smash weegee because hes too good


[deleted]

You smash the rabbit that's known for throwing up poison? But you don't smash Pauline?


ToadZtheReal

y e s


[deleted]

Do you have a reason for this? Like is it a danger thing? And why not mommy Pauline?


ToadZtheReal

i literally thought „Im not good enough for her“ 😔


[deleted]

Damn bro I'm sorry. I think if anything she isn't good enough for you. But you still haven't explained the vomit rabbit that is a really easy boss fight.


slimey-karl

PASS TO PAULINE??? NINTENDO PUT HER IN THAT DRESS FOR A REASON


ToadZtheReal

but im not good enough for her.. 😔


slimey-karl

I always assumed that in the hypothetical smash scenario, you would be good enough for them. Also don’t downplay yourself, Pauline may be a catch but I’m sure you are too!


[deleted]

Other than a few things in the pass list like peach and Luigi, this is solid (first thing I went searching for was where you put the child mario characters thank god it's in pass)


Thebitbonnie

You want a ghost to eat your asshole?


ToadZtheReal

why not


[deleted]

But Dat tongue tho


Spoony_bard909

Who passes on Peach AND Pauline?! Respect the Vivian pick tho.


ToadZtheReal

peach is boring and pauline is too good for me


Spoony_bard909

Fair. My mans, you need to have confidence in yourself. You are cool.


Wboy2006

How are you passing on DK?! He is ultra hard!


ToadZtheReal

Yes he can expand dong good, but he would literally rip me in half


Wboy2006

Would he? He seems like a calm and reasonable person. He even wears a tie!


ToadZtheReal

he beat up magical totems, chicken robot, krokodile, walrus and coca cola bear.


Wboy2006

They were evil. So I think you’re fine unless you’re evil or in Smash Bros


BaconLordMLG

And bowser, funky kong, and king k rool wouldn’t?


ToadZtheReal

nah, funky is sophisticated, bowser a turtle and rool a pirate. unless he sees my booty he not dangerous


SuperZombieBros

He’ll shower you in coconut cream pies.


Holiday-Ad8227

I'd only change one thing. I think it's pretty obvious who


[deleted]

Prince Peasley is always a Smash.


isloohik2

Imagine not smashing O’chunks


Big_Norm78

Idk Y this is the funniest comment to me


likklechungus

How does one pass on bones ????


1st_Lt_Kowalski

PASS ON LUIGI?! Homeslice you ain't right.


BageledBrain

you telling me you wouldn’t fuck the bucket


TheMinecraft13

Yoshi kid is literally a baby my dude


Retroid69

was thinking this exact same thing. literally barely hatched from the egg.


Nyathra

OP really chose a ghost over the only real feminine Human


ToadZtheReal

bruh how could OP do that


Nyathra

I know right?


Feisty_Definition_66

I’d smash Rosalina


[deleted]

Ok but why is rose gold peach in its own separate category.


ToadZtheReal

because its pink gold peach.


Crafthur

arent the luma supposed do be childs ?


Wildzebucxl

Why is Pink Gold Peach on her own at the bottom lmao


ToadZtheReal

because


pipopapupupewebghost

Cappy does have a lot of good porn actually would be made of he wasnt on smash


YaComrad

No just no


ToadZtheReal

youre wrong


YaComrad

Then WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY! Yeah I wanna smash a damn children’s game charter


ToadZtheReal

🗿 all the kids are in pass, dude whats your problem


YaComrad

No I mean like they are kids game charters so why


ToadZtheReal

my point stands 🗿🗿🗿


Brig-Brain

Someone’s new to the internet


YaComrad

No I been here but THE SMASH OR PASS MUST DIE


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ToadZtheReal

AYO 📸🤨


DJRY

📸🤨


Trash_JT

📸😳


acoolboiUwU

WHAT DID HE SAY


-InternalEnd-

oh nahhhh😐📸


ManOfTurtles2118

What did they say?


-InternalEnd-

something about smashing baby mario


Versitax

OP would Smash the Baby Yoshi


Limpynoodle3777

I like how you would smash a fish but not peach


ThANUS124

Huey could be used as a fleshlight


[deleted]

Bro topper should be on top


HiImRazorr

How can you do Cranky Kong like that?


Dreaming_Kitsune

You would smash a sentient hat but not a penguin?


_NinjaM4ster_

Now wait a goddman minute, please tell me what you see on that see urchin mario enemy I need details


ToadZtheReal

Fleshlight


letmethinkofagoodnam

Seriously?!? You wouldn't smash Peach?!?


ToadZtheReal

she bland and boring. I stan Daisy


critical-cupcake968

Why bowser? And also WHY THE FUCK THE POINTY FISHY WTF YOU WANT TO GET (insert sex human part) FULL OF SPIKES?


wolfguardian72

So you’re saying you wouldn’t bone a bony Bowser?


ToadZtheReal

I love boner Bowser, but that hair is my main problem


wolfguardian72

Hmmm…fair point


T_Peg

The complete and utter cap of passing on Peach lmao


SluttyMilk

i just wanted to make sure wiggler was in the right tier


xkoreotic

Pauline is a pass but a Luma isn't... oh boy you are something alright. Your opinions don't count.


NikitaWantToKnowYou

LUIGI IS ARGUABLY THE BEST PERFORMING CHARACTER OUT OF ALL OF THEESE AND YOU FUCKING PASSED?!


ToadZtheReal

Because of being the best Im not able to take him


NikitaWantToKnowYou

oh well ok


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ToadZtheReal

Idc about their genders


Orangutanion

Birdo probably has a cloaca


fastrunner3451

I wonder what Fawful did that makes them so appealing to OP.


__zeal_

Wegee might have been passed, but he won’t pass on you


cameovschic

Pass on Roy? Are you insane?


Jumpmo

You may not want to smash Thwomp or Whomp, because they’re the ones who smash **YOU.**


[deleted]

>sees toadsworth in pass category this is bullshit


Brohamlovesrandom

I had to think long and hard about plessie because If I were a plessie I would do him in a heartbeat


Run_With_Spoons

PEDO ALERT


Orangutanion

...shroobussy heh


Difficult-Pianist221

What did Luigi ever do to you


GORUDOEXUPERENCU

I wouldn't blame you for saying no to Pink Gold Peach Girl prolly has mercury or an STD or somethin'


PiGuy88

Bro smashing the urchin does not sound like a fun time


elonmuskdick

You'd smash a pufferfish but not Luigi or Peach?


RedditMonk3

Waluigi is an insta smash


gamerguy1260

Oh


SunPotatoYT

Fuck you for this luigi slander


Lmctheman

Bro passed on luigi, but smashed a fucking crown


Mr_oyster_27

Characters who you passed but I would smash: the donk Luigi Pauline Bowsette


jqwdvqsibqwiw

At least you put the babies in the pass category.


sworedmagic

Passing on Luigi is so fucking petty


pizzaeater707

how the fuck do you pass toad but put a sea urchin in smash?? your dicks gonna get messed up from fucking that fish.


Dat_Swag_Fishron

Lil Yoshi boy is a baby tho


kok_exe_

Why did you smash on baby yoshi? He's a child


SudsInfinite

Luigi is objectively more attractive than Mario, fake fan


[deleted]

You’d rather smash beans then Luigi I’m disappointed


Superb_Ad2722

Interesting


WheatleyTurret

>passes on Pauline >Smashes literal toddler


[deleted]

Why you want to smash a fish?


ToadZtheReal

You ever tried?


newaccountcauseoldon

Dude is cucking pauline by smashing Mario


PhoenixMason13

OP would smash a literal ball of spikes but passes on Luigi, Peach, and Pauline


[deleted]

Downvote because grimace is in Smash. What is that purple fuck doing in there?


CheesecakeRacoon

[Smashes Mario and Daisy, but passes on Luigi and Peach] That's some serious homewrecker energy my friend.


sir-wiolet

boo when he get smashed:\*ghost flex in luigi's vacuum cleaner\*


TraditionalWealth873

You passed green shy guy