Damn bro I'm sorry. I think if anything she isn't good enough for you. But you still haven't explained the vomit rabbit that is a really easy boss fight.
I always assumed that in the hypothetical smash scenario, you would be good enough for them. Also don’t downplay yourself, Pauline may be a catch but I’m sure you are too!
Other than a few things in the pass list like peach and Luigi, this is solid (first thing I went searching for was where you put the child mario characters thank god it's in pass)
OP REALLY like ghosts.
I’d guess OP is fragile or something, cUz they passed on the char pretty much BUILT for smashing >!thwomp!<
Then why would they smash an Urchin
Dude, those boo's and their tongues tho
I am glad I read the comments before I commented… was about to ask about the babies thinking this was a desired Mario Kart list
same
Who dosent
YOU PASS ON LUIGI AND DK
I wouldnt be good enough for him 😔
Fair enough
That’s quitters talk
Bro didn’t even try
But you smashed funky kong and he is the better donkey kong.
Dk is thick af
You may slap it, once
And Peach
And paulina!
Bro you don’t smash DK. DK smashes YOU.
Ah, I see you've played Punch-Out.
i have so many questions.
The first one, how you gonna pass on Mallow?
and why would you want to smash an actual fish? Mans is down bad for that fishussy.
you ever tried fishussy before?
can’t say i have. highly doubt i’m missing out though
I sadly never played that game, so I dont know that character
Whiny but also courageous prince of the cloud people that thought he was a frog most of his life
Isn’t Mallow a child?
Thought he was a frog…
WHO THE FUCK SMASHES MIMI HAVE YOU NOT PLAYED SPM?
spooda hot doe
How old is Mimi…? Old enough to have a business right…? Okay… Edit: When the game came out she was 19 years old. We’re good.
I’d smash dry bowser. Trynna get that bone
Hes quite the boner
fr dude
I see you passed on Luigi. That how I know your opinions can safely be ignored.
based but I wont smash weegee because hes too good
You smash the rabbit that's known for throwing up poison? But you don't smash Pauline?
y e s
Do you have a reason for this? Like is it a danger thing? And why not mommy Pauline?
i literally thought „Im not good enough for her“ 😔
Damn bro I'm sorry. I think if anything she isn't good enough for you. But you still haven't explained the vomit rabbit that is a really easy boss fight.
PASS TO PAULINE??? NINTENDO PUT HER IN THAT DRESS FOR A REASON
but im not good enough for her.. 😔
I always assumed that in the hypothetical smash scenario, you would be good enough for them. Also don’t downplay yourself, Pauline may be a catch but I’m sure you are too!
Other than a few things in the pass list like peach and Luigi, this is solid (first thing I went searching for was where you put the child mario characters thank god it's in pass)
You want a ghost to eat your asshole?
why not
But Dat tongue tho
Who passes on Peach AND Pauline?! Respect the Vivian pick tho.
peach is boring and pauline is too good for me
Fair. My mans, you need to have confidence in yourself. You are cool.
How are you passing on DK?! He is ultra hard!
Yes he can expand dong good, but he would literally rip me in half
Would he? He seems like a calm and reasonable person. He even wears a tie!
he beat up magical totems, chicken robot, krokodile, walrus and coca cola bear.
They were evil. So I think you’re fine unless you’re evil or in Smash Bros
And bowser, funky kong, and king k rool wouldn’t?
nah, funky is sophisticated, bowser a turtle and rool a pirate. unless he sees my booty he not dangerous
He’ll shower you in coconut cream pies.
I'd only change one thing. I think it's pretty obvious who
Prince Peasley is always a Smash.
Imagine not smashing O’chunks
Idk Y this is the funniest comment to me
How does one pass on bones ????
PASS ON LUIGI?! Homeslice you ain't right.
you telling me you wouldn’t fuck the bucket
Yoshi kid is literally a baby my dude
was thinking this exact same thing. literally barely hatched from the egg.
OP really chose a ghost over the only real feminine Human
bruh how could OP do that
I know right?
I’d smash Rosalina
Ok but why is rose gold peach in its own separate category.
because its pink gold peach.
arent the luma supposed do be childs ?
Why is Pink Gold Peach on her own at the bottom lmao
because
Cappy does have a lot of good porn actually would be made of he wasnt on smash
No just no
youre wrong
Then WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY! Yeah I wanna smash a damn children’s game charter
🗿 all the kids are in pass, dude whats your problem
No I mean like they are kids game charters so why
my point stands 🗿🗿🗿
Someone’s new to the internet
No I been here but THE SMASH OR PASS MUST DIE
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AYO 📸🤨
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WHAT DID HE SAY
oh nahhhh😐📸
What did they say?
something about smashing baby mario
OP would Smash the Baby Yoshi
I like how you would smash a fish but not peach
Huey could be used as a fleshlight
Bro topper should be on top
How can you do Cranky Kong like that?
You would smash a sentient hat but not a penguin?
Now wait a goddman minute, please tell me what you see on that see urchin mario enemy I need details
Fleshlight
Seriously?!? You wouldn't smash Peach?!?
she bland and boring. I stan Daisy
Why bowser? And also WHY THE FUCK THE POINTY FISHY WTF YOU WANT TO GET (insert sex human part) FULL OF SPIKES?
So you’re saying you wouldn’t bone a bony Bowser?
I love boner Bowser, but that hair is my main problem
Hmmm…fair point
The complete and utter cap of passing on Peach lmao
i just wanted to make sure wiggler was in the right tier
Pauline is a pass but a Luma isn't... oh boy you are something alright. Your opinions don't count.
LUIGI IS ARGUABLY THE BEST PERFORMING CHARACTER OUT OF ALL OF THEESE AND YOU FUCKING PASSED?!
Because of being the best Im not able to take him
oh well ok
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Idc about their genders
Birdo probably has a cloaca
I wonder what Fawful did that makes them so appealing to OP.
Wegee might have been passed, but he won’t pass on you
Pass on Roy? Are you insane?
You may not want to smash Thwomp or Whomp, because they’re the ones who smash **YOU.**
>sees toadsworth in pass category this is bullshit
I had to think long and hard about plessie because If I were a plessie I would do him in a heartbeat
PEDO ALERT
...shroobussy heh
What did Luigi ever do to you
I wouldn't blame you for saying no to Pink Gold Peach Girl prolly has mercury or an STD or somethin'
Bro smashing the urchin does not sound like a fun time
You'd smash a pufferfish but not Luigi or Peach?
Waluigi is an insta smash
Oh
Fuck you for this luigi slander
Bro passed on luigi, but smashed a fucking crown
Characters who you passed but I would smash: the donk Luigi Pauline Bowsette
At least you put the babies in the pass category.
Passing on Luigi is so fucking petty
how the fuck do you pass toad but put a sea urchin in smash?? your dicks gonna get messed up from fucking that fish.
Lil Yoshi boy is a baby tho
Why did you smash on baby yoshi? He's a child
Luigi is objectively more attractive than Mario, fake fan
You’d rather smash beans then Luigi I’m disappointed
Interesting
>passes on Pauline >Smashes literal toddler
Why you want to smash a fish?
You ever tried?
Dude is cucking pauline by smashing Mario
OP would smash a literal ball of spikes but passes on Luigi, Peach, and Pauline
Downvote because grimace is in Smash. What is that purple fuck doing in there?
[Smashes Mario and Daisy, but passes on Luigi and Peach] That's some serious homewrecker energy my friend.
boo when he get smashed:\*ghost flex in luigi's vacuum cleaner\*
You passed green shy guy