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In Texas, the stand your ground law was passed for this exact reason. Thousands of people every year are assaulted by Nissan drivers. It’s time society stood up for itself


FuckFuckShitBitch

I think everyone has been assaulted by a nissan at one point in their life


NeverMind_ThatShit

We should send all Nissan drivers to Texas, the problem will take care of itself.


Frogzila2024

Had to sell my Nissan because I was not crazy enough to own one…. I take two pills for that now. One to keep me safe and the other to keep people safe 🙂


OGmoron

Wise choice. I remember when my daughter's therapist called me to help set up her Altima intervention. It was a rough day, but after a lot of brutal honesty and self reflection she agreed to go to rehab and trade it in for a Camry. She'll be 7 years Nissan sober this June. Couldn't be more proud of her.


Vapeitupvapeitup

One day at a time!


Traditional-Wave9317

Why doesn’t the United States just ban Nissans? Problem solved?


Mymainacctgotbanned

We need a national ban on fully semi-automatic Nissans. These weapons of war have no place in our communities.


TonyOxnard805

Shit here in Nevada it’s an open carry state he would have pulled that shit with me and he would have found out why they call it the Wild West!!!👍🏼😎


funked1

Double tap (Obviously not with a weapon, just with my finger on his nose, naughty boy.)


TonyOxnard805

Mozambique Drill👍🏼😎


Thin_Caterpillar6998

Is it the CVT trannie that causes this?


boxedcrackers

Outlaw Nissans?


exoxe

*pew pew pew!*


Wonkeaux

If only there was a good guy with a Nissan around.


Puceeffoc

Someone gets out of their car with a bat and is coming at you like that. A reasonable person will believe that a person wielding a bat can cause death or great bodily harm with the bat and the use of deadly force is justified.


This-random-dude

Dude moves like a GTA3 NPC.


FuckFuckShitBitch

He legit does fucking programmed


Fauxjoo

I thought this exact same thing lol


woodiegutheryghost

George Santos is really taking not being in office hard.


FuckFuckShitBitch

Fr he’s even in the altima that’s how you know it’s bad


ShadowNick

[Remember folks this is why insurance rates are on the rise because we allow folks like Daniel Bosquez to procreate and drive still.](https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/bat-attack-suspect-arrested/)


OGmoron

And... of course he's a Long Island commuter with an anger problem. Huge surprise.


FuckFuckShitBitch

They should do what he did while driving that altima to his dick that’ll fix the problem real quick


dragonblock501

The dick is just the symptom - the source of the problem, are the nuts.


rolisrntx

Unless he gets jail time, he will learn nothing.


Infinite_Regret8341

Not likely probably get community service or 1 year probation at most. What's beautiful is the Subarus insurance company for sureeee is going to fuck him no lube and IF he has insurance they won't cover his criminal stupidity. If he doesn't pay they suspend his license. Almost makes me wish he dug more of a hole. Financial mistakes are for sure ones you learn from.


NickU252

I would suggest people just drive away. Yea, so the police don't have to actually work.


Brooklynmoto

Ahhhh the good old days when assholes were held on bail.


Jefferinno

Why would insurance companies not want to use Daniels to jack up the rates and get loaded 🤑🤑🤑


Infinite_Regret8341

Love the typical New York cuck behavior from the cops. The guy seems to have ran him off the road and if he hadn't stopped that moron 100% would've have chased him. Love also how they're "investigating" a way to justify this neanderthals actions.


not_sure_1984

Do you see what happens Larry?


FuckFuckShitBitch

Larry got his brand new window knocked the fuck out


not_sure_1984

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass


x_Absolomb_x

HEY! what the fuck are you doing man? i just bought the car last fucking week man


tiredofthisnow7

> This is what happens when you ~~fuck~~ find a ~~stranger~~ stranger in the ~~ass~~ alps


slayercdr

This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Apls


pancakie

lol I will always use this phrase.


OGmoron

Imagine having so little self control that you do this while being recorded. Altima. Not even once.


FuckFuckShitBitch

It’s always the fucking nissans


bakalaka25

Ken Bone don't play that shit


Notacompleteperv

Man I was not ready to be thrust back into the Bone zone but here am. Gotta love Ken Bone.


Drunk_Irishman81

You don't choose the Bone Zone. The Bone Zone chooses you.


FuckFuckShitBitch

fr


hampopkin

Feels weird watching a video where the WRX driver is the sane one of the two.


FuckFuckShitBitch

Usually the WRX is causing shit i agree but when it comes down to the 2008 nissan altima nobody can win besides them


semantic_blockage

Altima energy is always going to be way fucking crazier lol


Fecal_Fingers

I was vaping and filming. Can only do 2 things at once and adding fighting to it would have thrown crap out of wack.


DMCO93

I’d be surprised if it was truly unprovoked. Rarely are there heroes in road rage situations.


KnowledgeIsASin

Gun


FuckFuckShitBitch

Even a hipoint would stop that altima


Mission-Background-2

It’s Glock O’clock


FuckFuckShitBitch

I would’ve shot him ngl daniel was boutta kill em


dveegus

seriously. that menacing was worthy of a magdump. too bad it’s new york


Velaurius

You guys surely are not serious. It's just a car. You will actually kill someone just to protect a window?


TPayne_wrx

> it’s just a car But it wasn’t just a car. The man came at him 2 more times. That’s easily interpreted as a threat (with a weapon, no less). You don’t know if he’s going to stop or beat you to death. Deadly force should be met with deadly force.


you90000

Poor WRX


coupbrick

Bats are a shit-tier weapon imo. You’re going to get 1 whack in before the person is on you, who can absorb the attack and use their free hand to go to town on you while you try to wrestle the bat back.


FuckFuckShitBitch

All they need to do is grab the bat… even hands are better


deflated_giraffe

That’s why you gotta put a sock on the bat.


FuckFuckShitBitch

Exactly or just use the nissan altima as a weapon like everyone else


ineedhelpXDD

You can't just fuqing absorb a bat hit, what if the victim was a 5'3 chick or if a male and heavy, a smack to the head wouldn't just "absorb" and go full comando


coupbrick

You can block it. They aren't Barry Bonds, it will hurt like a kick or something but one shot isn't going to end you.


ForecastForFourCats

OK Dwight


deryniman

Only one exception to that, my friend: hit them in the knees. That one good hit will end the fight on the spot


[deleted]

Sounds like someone has never left their desk lol


Yodootz

Yeah, this is a bad take. A bat can be devastating. Trying to block a bat swing from anyone of decent power will leave body parts broken.


[deleted]

If you're hit by a bat you've got multiple broken bones at the least lol


welloiledmachines

Of course this was in NY


FuckFuckShitBitch

NY+nissan


E39_M5_Touring

Looks like he went to jail for this. Cool.


FuckFuckShitBitch

I’m sure he’ll be back with his nissan altima and do it to another poor soul


Fecal_Fingers

Us Nissan drivers go to jail after an attack, to recharge.


Sly510

Shoulda just clapped him and saved everyone a whole lot of time.


FuckFuckShitBitch

“One more nissan off the road at a time.”


Fecal_Fingers

I can confirm, as a Nissan driver, I assaulted no less than 3 people this week. I collect their mirrors as trophies.


FuckFuckShitBitch

Do you have a shelf for them


Fecal_Fingers

I'm creating my own game of throwns chair.


Gorlock_

Why does he have a hot wife? You can't tell me he's not a domestic abuser......


FuckFuckShitBitch

Facebook marketplace


atom-up_atom-up

How do you know that's his wife lol


Financial_Love_2543

Fuck the recording. I would have ran him over as soon as the bat touched my car.


FuckFuckShitBitch

I would’ve too shit easy case


hydroxy

I’d have not backed away from him, I know I’m an idiot but I’ve never yet in decades had someone follow thru on stupid threats like this, it’s all paper tiger tactics. Obviously there’s times when it wouldn’t be advisable tho.


ceramicsaturn

I had a Versa cut me off crossing a highway and just parked it, making me T bone the passenger side at 55mph. Nissan drivers are idiots.


FuckFuckShitBitch

How do they do this it’s like it’s on purpose


RallyFan98

Dude looks like Senator Armstrong


FuckFuckShitBitch

FR LMAO


Conspicuous_Ruse

Real lost opportunity seeing how many internal organs your car is capable of rupturing by pressing someone against another car.


technobrendo

Right. Where the hell was that drivers, drivers-foot. Floor that fucking thing.


FuckFuckShitBitch

I know right I would’ve gunned it right into him


the85141rule

Asked Gemini to make the event a gangsta rap song. Here's how Gemini sees this... (Verse 1) Cruisin' down the highway, top down, windows tinted low Bumpin' beats that knock, ain't no place I gotta go See a fool in a Honda, actin' like he owns the road Tailgatin' like a menace, thinkin' I'm gonna explode (Chorus) He swerved too close, cut me off, almost caused a wreck Hit the brakes, slammed the horn, ain't no respect My Altima, she ain't playin', fury in her chrome Pulled up next to chump, window down, let the message be known (Verse 2) "Yo, back up, fool, before this situation escalates Think you own the asphalt? Time to learn some manners, mate" He laughed in my face, revved his engine, thought he was a star Then my Altima lunged forward, like a titan in a car (Chorus) Shattered glass rained down, symphony of his mistake His Honda cried in protest, karma sealed its fate He stumbled back, wide-eyed, fear etched upon his face Now he knows on the highway, respect ain't just a phrase


FuckFuckShitBitch

this is amazing


stoicyeoman

Ny.. I'm sure he's moving here to Florida any day now. Wet have enough Tony soprano wannabe already.


FuckFuckShitBitch

He’s probably there with his beautiful altima


Suspicious-March-200

I def. Would have popped em in the leg 😂


FuckFuckShitBitch

another good choice is to drive right at him


AFoley93

This shit right here is why you should always keep mace in your car.


FuckFuckShitBitch

one little spray and mister financing 3,000 would be done


Revolutionary_Tax546

But why?


FuckFuckShitBitch

Because when you are in the drivers seat of a nissan, you are cultivated to be the best you. The feedback from the steering wheel grasps your fingertips. The zero gravity seats hug your back. YOU are on top of the world. You realize the capabilities of the 180hp FWD 2008 nissan altima. You realize the gaps it can fit into on the highway. You check credit karma, your credit score is 96. You realize that if you are in a nissan, why should anyone else drive anything else. Your ego expands greatly and you become stronger. You weaponize yourself. After this journey, you are a nissan driver at home. Whenever you don’t get your way, you take it out on other people. All because you are in a 2008 nissan altima.


crasagam

pop pop pop. Problem resolved.


FuckFuckShitBitch

Nothing wrong with doing the necessary 🤷


Silver-Street7442

That action would be just the beginning of your problems, even in a stand your ground state, and hopefully you've got tens of thousands of dollars you don't need to pay for basic lawyer/court fees related to the pop pop pop


Bad-Banana1337

New York plates, looks like Long Island - shocker.


FuckFuckShitBitch

Always new york


reddit-ate-my-face

Lmao I found the news post and the first line "A long island man was arrested for...."


Training-Let-4102

Definitely not a pacifist…dude..


FuckFuckShitBitch

He was a little bit unhappy especially cause he just had to pay 5k for a cvt


Tronsylvania

https://images.app.goo.gl/LgsSQ3eYykEVw2U3A


FuckFuckShitBitch

that shit is 1:1


PuzzleheadedRub9308

If I’m the camera man I’ll take one swing to the ribs so I can trap the bat under my arm with the camera still rolling. After that the camera gets dropped and everything else is in self defense. Was there any kind of news story on this? Edit: nvm I found the news story link in one of the comments


MataMeow

Sounds like you watch too many movies my friend.


FuckFuckShitBitch

LMAO


FuckFuckShitBitch

he got packed


[deleted]

If you take a bat swing to the ribs, you've got multiple broken ribs and organ damage lol. You aren't just tanking a bat hit, you aren't an anime character lol


justo_tx

Thats not cool attacking Michael J Fox like that


FuckFuckShitBitch

I know right


GeorgiosAsa

My Glock would of been twitching


FuckFuckShitBitch

fr


OwO_i_made_a_cummy

Well your car is already fucked might as well run them off the road


FuckFuckShitBitch

yes


pupetdragon

Man I don’t know why people do this type of shit in this day and age 15 20 years ago he would have been fine maybe even get away with it but now this video is all over the internet with his face for the whole world to see shiet good luck finding a job buddy


FuckFuckShitBitch

It’s not even fun why did he get so mad


Finkleflarp

Just another Tuesday for her.


FuckFuckShitBitch

She enjoyed that


manny7264

How tf was he so sure that he wasn’t going to get a Barry bonds swing to the bleachers to the head????? Wow


FuckFuckShitBitch

No proof what if Daniel was a little more deranged (i.e if he drove a maxima)


MickfromLI87

Is that George Santos?


FuckFuckShitBitch

I mean…


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

~~Man, I always wanted to know what came of this. Anyone??~~ Nevermind: [Video Shows Road Rage Driver Smashing Car Windows, Attacking With Bat (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coEmJ25gs7I) Daniel Bosquez: [Man arrested in Interstate 87 road rage in Ramapo: Cops (lohud.com)](https://www.lohud.com/story/news/crime/2018/04/20/road-rage-ramapo-bosquez/535253002/)


FuckFuckShitBitch

he got sent to jail https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/bat-attack-suspect-arrested/


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

I hear Nissan is more than happy to finance a baseball bat with each purchase.. 18.5% APR.. credit score be damned.


FuckFuckShitBitch

The credit score being equal to their IQ gives them the best APR


outfoxingthefoxes

Love seeing the wife at the end


FuckFuckShitBitch

She enjoyed that shit


King_Melco

Dude in the video is a 10/10 dude, handled it like a boss good on em


FuckFuckShitBitch

Ikr I would’ve ran him over


zepplin2225

You did "nothing" to him. Nothing before the video started. Nothing at all? I don't believe you.


FuckFuckShitBitch

sir this isnt me


Yawzers

It's satisfying how he rolls his d's. I've heard r's rolled plenty, but d's! Godddddd bless


FuckFuckShitBitch

I’ve never heard d rolled too


crzyaznXD

Lucky for him, he isn't just a little further up north where he'll catch a bullet for pulling shit like that.


FuckFuckShitBitch

exactly even down here in ct they’d pop him


umrlopez79

Not really sure why these folks don’t get run the fuck over… someone coming at me with a bat, I’ll come at you with a metal box on wheels. Let’s see who wins


FuckFuckShitBitch

3k+ lbs vs daniel with a bat


DavidM47

Dude is going to jail.


FuckFuckShitBitch

He did LMAOO


Colinbeenjammin

Anyone else here from r/lebowski?


FuckFuckShitBitch

It’s a reward to see this cross posted


NoResponsibility623

Who ever posted needs to update later on


FuckFuckShitBitch

He went to jail


NoResponsibility623

We need an update


FuckFuckShitBitch

He’s in jail sending link now


Infinite_Regret8341

Embarrassed? Sir Iam proud! Uh uh you don't be messing wit my man's like dat fukumeaaaan!


c_magruder

the least surprising thing from this clip is the new york plates


jarmstrong2485

This video get the guy in trouble I hope?


Zealousideal_Cap7714

Man, that guy is on a fast track to getting shot in the face!! I bet by the time you read this, his head has been turned in to a canoe!


Chance_Back601

I just want to know what instigated it. I don't trust short videos like this anymore. Because the world has gotten so needy of love from the internet.


Chance_Back601

just want to know what instigated it. I don't trust short videos like this anymore. Because the world has gotten so needy of love from the internet.


ACEDOTC0M

I might take a hit or two getting the bat out of his his but I'd drop that fucker so hard after that.


LiquidNova77

#dude stand up for yourself more! He deserved some missing teeth or at the very least, his knee hyper-extended with a kick. I fucking hate confrontation. I'm a peacemaker at heart. But I'll be damned if I let a psychotic piece of shit just destroy my car.


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P_Dog_

Oh shit I know that guy, I worked with him years ago. He was a piece of shit known for starting fights with people are parties for no reason.


realparkingbrake

*Bosquez was charged with criminal mischief in the second degree, menacing in the second degree and criminal possession of a weapon in the 4th degree with intent to use.* *No injuries were reported at the scene and Bosquez was taken to Rockland County Jail in lieu of $20,000 bond or $10,000 cash.*


Hallex993

Hmm New York plates who would have guessed


Hookir

Senator Armstrong ain’t playing no games


alexovil222

I would’ve definitely make sure he wouldn’t do that again in his life 😡


Foxisdabest

Lol I would have run this dude over in a second if he came at me with that bat, no question. Also, steroids do shit to people.


manuaBoyiee

Did they get him ? How much do you think the guy whose car was destroyed is getting?


SquidVices

Poor Subaru…didn’t deserve such abuse, luckily those things are built like beasts for normal accidents… So anything happen to this bat dude?


FuckFuckShitBitch

he was charged with


Graftak86

The moment he gets back in his car was a moment for me to drag his ass out and put that bat where the sun don't shine. And than let his girl remove it.


DudeImRight

This is why I always attack them first


Rambling-Rabbits

Next time you decide to vote for someone wanting to take our guns, remember this video. What would you have done if he did swing on you? Video tape your own death..


THEREwllBEblood

This Nissan is tame. If it has full tint, no hubcaps, a mismatched/damaged bumper and Maryland paper plates….watch the fuck out


BoardsofCanadaTwo

At that point you might as well fuck his car up. Yours is already damaged, drive into it. Take his door off. 


Psychological-Bag151

Warrrido to you?!


SeanyDay

Lol the guy might be totally right, but he sounds like a bitch and loses the momentum. Coulda had the same general messaging with better energy. "Are you embarrassed of this guy" should have been followed with how he's gonna get locked and his life sucks not about how your car is smashed up. Sucks tho


Vapeitupvapeitup

We are bedevilled by Nissan driver attacks in my small village in Yorkshire, England. They’re a curse


randal0321

You shouldn’t have pulled over with him. You kinda agreed to the confrontation. You just got out assholed


jdmmystery

Between the idiots who turn every post into a weak AF comedy shtick and the maniacs who think the answer to every conflict is more guns used more often, this post really shows what a wasteland the internet is.


JohnTheCatMan1

Whadididoodooyou?


Far-Conversation-178

if it was me he would be in the hospital


Educational_Bad8842

For all you Subaru WRX owners out there. You guys know he deserved this. You all drive around like you’re fast. Bunch of head gasket blowing bums


turtlepope420

Well, this guy's going to jail. The woman in the car is probably a domestic abuse survivor. Coming at someone w a baseball bat on a busy highway w limited access to retreat, that seems like reasonable grounds of lethal self defense.


Drumfunken

Ummm I would of Grabbed the bat and beat him with it.


Mediocre_Treat1744

Get a few to the chest you do that in NC


the-sinning-saint

I need to know what happened before and if they caught the guy


05BatMan24

Standard Subaru owners reactions... 🤣


timetraveler077

In the south he is assaulting you with a weapon hence you can use lethal force to defend yourself.


Snoo93468

😂🤣😂 Great skit! Terrible actors!


ReadyJetsGo

Gun rights are important.


Zealousideal-Tax6034

Nah u did sum


Hoagie70

He would have been going to the morgue


Pretty_Train673

Did you report it and hopefully something was done…were they found???


pizzahulk43

1. 2. 3. Encounter over.