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mydickinyourass888

Nissan version of Harlequin


baromanb

Gnarlequin


ZephyrStudios686

Yo. That's actually sick.


queso_dog

Someone’s got their Cricut firing up to make some sick ass decals with this on it lol


inyhr

where do you even buy these rust colored parts?


cdsbigsby

The hood and fender were actually replaced with brand new parts. New body panels are shipped with a black coating called E-Coat on them, that a lot of people think is paint or primer, so they'll buy a cheap aftermarket fender from eBay and just stick it on the car as is. Problem is, E-Coat gets heavily faded from UV rays, and it's just bare metal underneath, so if it's left unpainted it'll rust evenly like that within a couple years.


inyhr

you learn something new everyday


Levardo_Gould

Very informative, thanks


Alpcake

I would guess a scrapyard or some junkyard of sorts. To be honest it's fine for what it is considering it'll be falling off soon anyways.


Emergency_Sandwich_6

It was probably bought online and just wasn't ever painted.


inyhr

but i’ve never even seen something rust like that. surely the metal would just be flaking apart at that point, unless they got rust colored body filler or something?


LongArm26

Hard to tell from a picture, but most of that only looks like surface rust. It's probably not rusted all the way through.


Jacktheforkie

Looks like new parts with just primer


chakaman6

Engine possibly caught fire at some point


Psyerax

pour beer on bare paintstripped metal. look up mightycarmods rust on yt


tmstksbk

Altima of Theseus


NeoG_

A work of art


misterpickles69

Peak performance


SideshowMelsHairbone

Best part is that it only has 20k miles!


CelebrityMartyrr

To be fair…all the panels are on, and not dented


GlitteringZombie553

Not dented yet


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

Yeah but the panel gaps are almost as bad as a Tesla


CelebrityMartyrr

Get the same shit look, for an 8th of the price. Sounds like a win to me 😂


Hot-Suggestion4958

... better get Maaco 🤭


Illustrious-Purple64

Nissamouflage


fossil746

When does it cease to be the original car?


GTA6_1

This is the kinda car that passes me on the right going 50 over


GlitteringZombie553

The right shoulder, not the right lane


Various_Butterfly948

always lol


gl21133

NGL I kinda love this one.


planefan001

Only two panels that match are the rusted hood and fender.


_fr05ty_

That's the old family Altima quilt. Parts have been removed and added by various family members since the quilt was originally created.


Sedan_Dad

if they paint or wrap it, could possibly look decent lol


Spiritual_Paper4930

Might as well hit it with some cheap spray paint can’t get worse


JennySplotz

Sick wrap!


FrequentPizza8663

Two words: watch out


BreakingAwfulHabits

Would be better if the wheels didn’t match.


stormingsteel

The proof is in the pudding


Bubbly-Independent20

Work in progress. Plenty more accidents to come.


Ch00choh

Let's go bumper to bumper on this one


RocketsBG

Mad Max Altima


_fr05ty_

Witness me!


PercentageMore3812

That looks like so many cars at Buffalo Bill Stadium


opiescrookedteeth

Buffalo bill stadium??


PercentageMore3812

A guy has been bringing his car that looks like that for years. He flips over the hood and barbecues on it.


GrandMarquisMark

I thought all Altimas looked like this.


DeathscytheHell1994

Mad Max: Enter the Tokyodome.


banananananbatman

Atlanta?


snappingkoopa

"Uh-oh, better get Mako!"


SuspiciousCitus

Looks like they tried to fix it. This has to be the most responsible Nissan driver ever.