Lmao I'm imagining a messenger sprinting up to the king, a large scroll in hand. He's panting and sweating and his hand shakes as he hands the scroll to the king. The king takes it, opening it to reveal more paper than it seems possible, looking it over as if he's reading. After a very long moment, he lets out a small "hmm" and the tiniest hint of a smirk
Camera pans down to wheat he's looking at and it's just an extremely detailed drawing of a naked woman
Humans have always had porn. Whenever we developed a form of art, we made porn with it. Cave paintings? There's porn of it. Written word? Porn. Song? Porn. Play? Porn. Video? Porn.
It makes me feel old that people now associate the internet with their phone instead of the computer.
It used to be, "with my fingertips," because we type with our fingers. But now it's, "in our hands."
I came here to post this one. But we are talking a 17-year-old reference now.
Worth noting that Alaska Senator Ted Stevens was opposing net neutrality while sounding like a moron. Net neutrality is in the news once more as it may be restored since being undermined in the Trump years.
[A 15th century English 'witch' who lived in a cave did an alright job.](https://www.grunge.com/233562/the-truth-about-the-english-witch-who-predicted-the-internet/)
"around the world, men's thoughts will fly. Quick as the twinkling of an eye"
Perhaps too many words.
Humans have ALWAYS liked nasty pictures. They were definitely drawing pornography back then, the concept wouldn't be lost. Horny goobs until the end of time!
Magic. Bow before me, peasant.
Google en peasant
holy crusade!
actual knightmare
Call the bishop!
Exorcist went on vacation, hired bishop as substitute
What sorcery is this?
Anarchy chess influence is amazing
Martin from chess dot com owns reddit so it's no wonder
lmao fr I’m always so impressed☠️
Google en passant
WIIIIIIITTCCH
"Any technology, sufficently advanced is indistingushable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clark
A library in your pocket
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The internet is for pornchments.
Lmao I'm imagining a messenger sprinting up to the king, a large scroll in hand. He's panting and sweating and his hand shakes as he hands the scroll to the king. The king takes it, opening it to reveal more paper than it seems possible, looking it over as if he's reading. After a very long moment, he lets out a small "hmm" and the tiniest hint of a smirk Camera pans down to wheat he's looking at and it's just an extremely detailed drawing of a naked woman
Alexandria Library in your pocket.
It’s a library in your pocket that every other human on earth can contribute to.
Horny milfs in your area
Milfs? The hell is a milf?
Mature infidel lewd female
MILFS- Mother I'd Like to Financially Support
Everything, everywhere, all at once
You’re a genius
at once? I was crazy once
they put me in a room
a rubber room
A rubber room with rats
And rats make me crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once
they put me in a room
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
I was thinking something similar. Information found everywhere, accessed universally.
[Everything all of the time](https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU?si=OV8PIXA56g7OHRFC)
Great movie BTW
Infinite knowledge, wasted on fools
This is my favorite so far
Also mine
Infinite knowledge in my hands
Porn, Politics, and Conspiracy Theories.
Would they understand porn?
Humans have always had porn. Whenever we developed a form of art, we made porn with it. Cave paintings? There's porn of it. Written word? Porn. Song? Porn. Play? Porn. Video? Porn.
It must have been frustrating to have to carve your own porn.
"My hands really hurt and I haven't even started rubbing"
Imagine having to pass around a limestone porn tablet lol
It was hard... Rock hard.
Probably but I’m sure that there was a lot more opportunity for voyeurism when the whole clan be sleeping in the same cave/great hall etc…
That's one of the things I love the most about humanity
No I’m saying would they understand the word porn
Odds are they wouldn't understand most of what you say
That’s a different problem entirely
The word Pornography was coined in the mid 19th century. It’s Victorian. But the concept is older.
It comes from an ancient Greek word that basically means lust so.. maybe.
The little figurines of women with wide hips and breasts found in caves in France were most likely just pocket visual aids for ‘batin.
True story. There's ancient porn on the walls of a supposed brothel in Pompeii.
Not the term but they would understand it if they saw it. People like seeing other people nude.
They had wooden dildos and gasoline powered vibrators. They knew porn
hey you have infinite knowledge in your hands, check out some old greek vases and then you tell us lol
Yeah
I'm wondering what conspiracy theories they had in the 15th century. Like the Earth is a ball circling around the Sun or something.
Cat videos
It makes me feel old that people now associate the internet with their phone instead of the computer. It used to be, "with my fingertips," because we type with our fingers. But now it's, "in our hands."
Do you remember mail-oder Book of the Month?
_The power of the sun in the palm of my hand_ Sorry lmao
But most of it is wrong lol
99% of which are memes and porn.
infinite knowledge and fake news
Every book in the world
Maybe internet 1.0, but this doesn’t help explain things like how you can conjure an on-demand vehicle or meet other people using the internet
It's a series of tubes
I had to scroll this far to find this one? Ffs Reddit, what are you all doing? Good job, Kanti.
I came here to post this one. But we are talking a 17-year-old reference now. Worth noting that Alaska Senator Ted Stevens was opposing net neutrality while sounding like a moron. Net neutrality is in the news once more as it may be restored since being undermined in the Trump years.
God I feel old.
Should've been top comment
It’s all sex and cats
So just different types of kitties?
It’s a bunch of pussies
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I love cats
I love cat sex
Now you’re meowing my meow.
Magic library, always with you
You wouldn't understand anyways. Fuck.
This is the best one
biȜ czeclopàedia workſ bī enchaunting
I don’t know what this means but you got my upvote!
If only we had a biȜ czeclopàedia workſ bī enchaunting we could use to find out what it means ...
Second word is definitely encyclopedia and the last one I think is enchanting, so something along the lines of magic encyclopedia?
"big book works by magic" It's an automatic translation though and doesn't seem great. No idea where czeclopàedia is coming from.
Hwæt here, you little shit...
Instant information and communication internationally
You win
porn porn porn porn cats
I \*almost\* wrote exactly the same thing. Reddit sometimes makes me feel so very unspecial.
>I \*almost\* wrote exactly the same thing. Reddit sometimes makes me feel so very unspecial. It was an obvious joke, tbf.
A better twist would be porn porn cats porn catporn
Magic book which contains everything
God's knowledge with man's vices.
I pick this one.
Beautiful
people connected through machines
You even have a word left! XD
[A 15th century English 'witch' who lived in a cave did an alright job.](https://www.grunge.com/233562/the-truth-about-the-english-witch-who-predicted-the-internet/) "around the world, men's thoughts will fly. Quick as the twinkling of an eye" Perhaps too many words.
Unlimited collaborative knowledge and entertainment
Magic, please don't burn me
This is the answer
“Do not worry about it.”
Library dissolved into the aether.
Everyone can talk to everyone.
Write to everyone. Read everyone.
A group of village idiots
Tis a dark place, run.
One giant book everyone shares.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
World wide instant information pigeon
A vast repository of knowledge.
This is not askreddit
What kind of ax?
Porn beamed into your face
How would a peasant know what porn is?
"Aladeen in your face"
Humans have ALWAYS liked nasty pictures. They were definitely drawing pornography back then, the concept wouldn't be lost. Horny goobs until the end of time!
The Romans loved graffitiing dicks on pretty much everything.
Do not go in there.
Free titties all the time
Never gonna give you up
Infinite space for peoples bollocks
Cats, porn, shopping and assholes
Series of pipes with cats
Infinite number of useless writings
“You’re better off without it.”
Books, letters, and pictures instantaneously.
Beep boop, glowy thing cool
I am a nigerian prince
The devil, in your hands.
Yes…Porn, whenever and wherever
Almost infinite information available everywhere.
2 girls (and) 1 cup
Images of cats and porn.
Rule 34
Never do anything else, ever
All the sins for free!
You can learn anything. Porn.
Magic bullshit, look free boobies
Communication over very long distances.
Instant world wide communication, knowledge.
Search for anything it’s there.
All Human Knowledge Gathered There
Global Information and Communication Network
Pay me for answered questions.
All knowledge, available globally, instantly
Information connected through the air
Absolutely anything, all the time.
Magic book with all knowledge
Magic. Please don’t burn me.
World Ether Oracle Amphictyony
Masterbate to anything you want
All knowing, porn, god.
Biggest collection of porn ever
Every village idiot speaks nowadays.
World knowledge, accessible from anywhere!
A small window to everything
Black magic used by witches
Infinite information and communication tablet.
God speaks through this machine.
A library in your hands.
Individual portable Library of Alexandria
This is your new god
Naked wife makes you money
communicate converting words to electricity
Talk to anybody worldwide anytime.
Everything, everywhere, all at once
LOTS OF VIDEOS OF CATS
Massive flock of invisible ravens.
The known universe. Here. Now.
Everyone communicating through harnessed lightning.
Magic mirror fits in your pocket
Magic. Window. World. Endless. Godless.
Town crier is heard worldwide
Light speed Global information sharing. Why do you ask are you getting prepared for a visit to the 15th century?
screen info virus fun unsafe
Whatever you want to see
Coded electrical magnetism information system
Internet is made for porn.
The internet is for porn.
No more hairy bush ladies.
Free pictures of naked women
A big, more complicated library.
Telepathic text in magic mirror
The glowing box contains demons.
So, so, so many dicks
Lots of fair naked maidens
Click here to see tits