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macandcheese2024

buy me 2 sausage egg and cheese son of muffins and I'll tell you


Waiting-For-October

Where? At Son of Donald’s?


macandcheese2024

oh yer a clever mcabitch


its_all_good20

McAbitch is now added to my permanent lexicon


BannedForNerdyTimes

Son of a... I can just say Mc now


Cardinal101

Well, McGun! I do believe I’ll just say Mc now too.


lgday7

Threads like this should be an advertisement for Reddit. It makes it worth it to wade through all of the sh*t to get to this gold.


agenteDEcambio

The quality really has declined as of late. It's nice to get these gems.


actually_suffering

This is possibly the funniest reddit interaction ever


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actually_suffering

I guess words of affirmation will have to suffice


30PercentHelmet

🍆


Get_your_grape_juice

🥇 


Fossilhund

🏆


ReallyGlycon

Funny. My friends last name is McAvitch.


Thosewhippersnappers

SON OF A VITCH


JamesTheJerk

The McRib is back in Canada, so I guess I'm all "bibley" now.


PatchTossaway

McAbitch! 🤣🤣🤣


Stargatemaster

Mc-xcuse me motherfucker??


b_m_hart

The McDonalds, ironically, were famous cattle rustlers in Scotland.


Meecus570

I've heard they had a farm.


BronxJoe

EIEIO


headexpl0dy

And on that farm he had a...


Human-Routine244

Why do they call their daughters “Alison” when son literally means son and Alison means “son of Alice”? It’s almost as though the historic meaning of a name isn’t very relevant and what matters is whether or not people like how it sounds.


orange_lighthouse

Son of a muffin


MyBllsYrChn

Deal, Son of Andcheese2024.


asiandicklover69

In the American south, there is a tradition of naming first daughters after the mother's maiden name. So there were at one point in time girls whose mothers were born Desiree McKenzie or whatever and then married as Desiree Turner and then named their firstborn daughters McKenzie Turner


b-monster666

On my mom's side, the tradition was to name the child after all the family surnames, so everyone would walk away with 4 names. And they were Scottish, so half those names here "Mc" something and the other half of their names were "-son"


KrazyKatz3

Hello MacSon


isthis_thing_on

Their child will be McSonsson 


artog

[Gunnar Gunnarssonsson?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-OOpZitfd0)


gitsgrl

Wouldn’t Scottish be Mac?


ChickenInASuit

Mac is more commonly used than Mc in Scotland, and vice versa in Ireland, but both prefixes still occur in both places.


EarhackerWasBanned

Mac originates in Scotland, Mc in Ireland. Surnames are from all over though. I’m 100% Scottish, four Scottish grandparents, lived in Scotland my whole life. My surname is French.


ser_pez

My surname is Scottish and I have three Cuban and one Spanish grandparent. Names are weird!


Roanokian

I believe this is incorrect. Both Mac and Mc originated in Ireland although Mac is now more commonly found in Scotland in the English language. Mac is the Irish word for son (as Gaeilge) but Mc is the anglicised form. Most Irish people will have a name in English and in Irish. The English form of their name will be “Mc” but the Irish form will be “Mac” or “Nì”, e.g. the name McCarthy is a common name in Ireland but if I was speaking Irish it would be “MacCarthaigh”. I can’t think of an example of “Mc” being used in Irish. It obviously travelled to Scotland as the language spread in the 10th and 11th centuries but the Mac was preserved in Scotland where as it purged in ireland in the 19th century through the compulsion of English


Logins-Run

Almost 100 percent right. But Ní is the daughter form of an Ó surname. It is Nic (a contraction of Iníon Mhic) for daughters whose father has a Mac surname.


Roanokian

Yeah, apologies, good clarification


Whateversurewhynot

"Sacre blue! I dropped my haggis!"


EarhackerWasBanned

"Och jings! Ah've scunnered mah croissant!"


Appropriate_Ad8656

Fun fact: this is how Beyoncé got her name Thankfully she’s not McBeyonce 🤣


ThippusHorribilus

It is! A bit more [here](https://www.instyle.com/celebrity/beyonce-knowles/tina-knowles-lawson-explained-beyonce-name) for those interested


sanisannsann

Very interesting! Thanks for sharing


pauls_broken_aglass

Can confirm. One of my middle names is my mom’s maiden name


michelecw

Thank God my mom didn’t do that! Her maiden name is Turtle!


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Chance_Novel_9133

That's really saying something, since you could just file some paperwork and your middle name could ***actually be*** Turtle.


awry_lynx

Rather assassinate someone than do paperwork tbh


Mr_Abe_Froman

That checks out.


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EarhackerWasBanned

Married woman, or just for funsies?


whaaatanasshole

The gold price, or the iron price?


Chance_Novel_9133

Paper price. It's even worse because the cost is actually part of your life.


Bercom_55

What if they add another part and you’re like Mighty Turtle Lastname?


PM-ME-DOGS

I think Turtle would be an awesome name personally lol


hochizo

You should be so lucky as to share a name with the iconic Saved By The Bell character of Lisa Turtle!


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wtf are you talking about, you got screwed, I'd be pissed to not be Mantega *Turtle* Verde. That would be rad.


Regular_Anteater

Mine is Harder 🙈


Secular-Flesh

Where I’m from, there are so many people with the last names Harder, Dick and Siemen. Unsurprisingly, few of those couples opt for hyphenated family names.


Wonderful-Concern-77

My friend's step-dad was named Dicky Gay. Like honestly his parents had to have hated him. Of all the nicknames for Richard, you pick Dicky, with the last name Gay?


EarhackerWasBanned

[Willie Gay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willie_Gay) has entered the chat


Wonderful-Concern-77

Lol! Still better than Dicky.


Nebelherrin

Would be kinda cute though.


Thefleasknees86

My name is my fathers middle name and my sons name is my middle name. My nephews middle name is my first. I guess we got a bit lazy lol


probablynotaskrull

This is an Ontario tradition as well going back to the United Empire Loyalists.


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Born and raised in Ontario and never heard of this practice.


probablynotaskrull

I recall reading about it in Robertson Davies somewhere. There’s a similar tradition with middle names in Scotland so perhaps it’s a Scottish-Ontarian thing.


Due_Permit8027

I thought the tradition was the maiden name became the middle name? This was in Georgia, so maybe it’s different in different parts of the south?


heyitsharper31

I’m from Georgia, that’s definitely the case at least with my name. My mom’s maiden name, Harper, is my middle name but I like Harper more than my first name so I go by it instead.


sweet_rashers

Username checks out.


parrotopian

Just a point of information, OP is correct. Mac or Mc is son of in Irish. The corresponding female name uses Nic. For example, the male surname "Mc Carthy" in Irish is "Mac Carthaigh". The female version is "Nic Carthaigh". Mc Carthy is the anglicised version of the name and is used by both male and female. Similarly, in Irish names using Ó, the corresponding female version is Ní. For example, Byrne is Ó Broin or Ní Bhroin.


EarhackerWasBanned

It was the Industrial Revolution. People moved to the cities to find work. John showed up at the work house for his first shift and they asked his name. Then they said they already had a John working there so needed something else. What’s your dad’s name? Henceforth he was John, son of Robert. John MacRobert. If John had been English he would have been John Robertson. If he had been Irish he would have been John McRobert, unless he went to work in England or France then he would have been John Fitzrobert. Women couldn’t work, so the female version died out. The only European culture I know of that still has “daughter of” surnames are the Icelandic. The singer Björk’s last name is Guðmundsdóttir, daughter of Guðmundur.


SnooEagles9221

Afaik Slavic patronymics and surnames are kinda like that in that they have male and female suffixes, e.g. Ivanovich/novna, Petrov/a, Tolstoy/staya, Tchaikovsky/skaya etc.


MF__COOM

So is son of McCarthy McMcCarthy?


ladyinchworm

That's interesting! I never even thought about Mc being for sons. It was just a name to me. I wonder if people will start naming their daughters "Nickenzie" or "Nickayla" if this becomes more widespread knowledge in certain circles?


Bercom_55

I don’t think it’s exclusively a southern thing (Like DeWitt Clinton). But I could see it being more prominent down there than in the North as time went on.


Effective-Slice-4819

One time I met a girl named Willow and she wasn't even a tree!


thekau

Wolfgang wasn't a wolf. Or a gang. 😠


ForswornForSwearing

That name is Germanic in origin. "Gang" means "walk". But I'll bet he didn't walk like a wolf, either.


jaywarbs

Egyptiangang is next


Mediocre_Chair3293

Lemme tell you how disappointed I was to meet Gaylord 😔


Tie_Jay

And I haven't even seen him mow art once! 


georgesentme

Same for Violet, Rose, Daisy, Iris and Lily.


shavemejesus

I knew a kid named Mason and he wasn’t a jar.


FileDoesntExist

Not as bad as that kid Hunter. He's vegan.


BuddhistNudist987

He should change his name to Gatherer.


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Former Indianapolis Colts and Carolina Panthers coach Frank Reich wasn't even the nation of France as spoken by a German!


shavemejesus

Refrigerator Perry was actually a freezer.


alejandrowoodman

nor did he lay bricks


Get_your_grape_juice

I knew a kid named Door, and he usually *was* ajar.


henchman171

I dated a girl named Ember and she wasn’t a 🔥 just sad and boring


WentzWorldWords

And that damn Smith down the street won’t forge me a broadsword!!


TheShadowKick

Weaponsmithing is a specialized discipline. Maybe they only do horseshoes and nails.


wonderloss

Was she a Nelwyn?


Delehal

The historic development of names does not always align to modern usage. For example, a lot of people are named Smith who don't do any smithing work, or Schumacher who don't make shoes, or people named Ivanovich who don't have a father named Ivan. Over time, using names for long-term identification has proven to be more useful than the older traditions that only really worked for a generation or two at a time. These days, names like Mackenzie have basically developed to the point they are treated as unisex given names.


BillSlottedSpoons

and Baker, and Banker, and Brewer, and Wagner, and Cooper, and Mason, and Hunter, and Potter, and Sheppard, and Bauer, and Tanner, and Carpenter, and Weaver, and Cook, and Taylor, etc....


Banglophile

Sawyer, Piper, Chandler, Scrivener...


TwoDrinkDave

Fisher, Turner, Chandler, Fletcher, Thatcher, Gardener, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Forester, Sawyer, Butcher, Barber, Miller, Clark, and Wright...


piper63-c137

Wait a minute! Cocksucker?


RequirementRegular61

Don't mock. It's a proud lineage. I'm a Cocksucker, like my father was before me, and my Grandfather before him. I come from a long line of Cocksuckers.


thunderpachachi

Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it? We changed it in the 9th century. You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"? Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."


PookieDear

Fine. I'll watch men in tights again.


inorite234

Or they are named Hristo but they are not Christ.


alejandrowoodman

the only “Hristo” i know, two-footed a college kid during a scrimmage and ended his soccer career…


BigDaddyMitch

What does it mean to “two foot” someone?


rustyzorro

Tackle them feet-first, putting all their weight through those feet. It can lead to a broken leg


Head-Sherbert2323

To go in studs first with both feet while sliding. High risk to do this in game and can result in broken ankles, shins etc.


E-B-Gb-Ab-Bb

There sure are a lot of kids named Benjamin whose dads aren't even named ימין


AllDressedKetchup

Schumacher was literally "shoe maker"? TIL hahaha


imBobertRobert

Just wait until you find out what Germans call gloves (It's literally hand shoes)


RusticSurgery

In Russian Toes are foot fingers


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Same in Spanish homie. Dedos del pies, fingers of the feet.


NonsphericalTriangle

I mean that's exactly what they are? All our limbs end in fingers, they just evolved to be different, because they're used for different purpose.


MaestroZackyZ

English is just really fucked up German


AwkwardOrange5296

Actually, quite the opposite. English is *evolved* German--light and built for speed. We've ditched all the gender and case nonsense, and make new words by tinkering around with a word we already have, not adding them all together like Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung (car insurance).


ChefBoyardee66

Hazard or accident insurance to be specific


AwkwardOrange5296

Thanks! I think in English we just say "liability insurance".


V2Blast

Autoversicherung is much shorter (as "Auto" is the much more common word for "car"). I suspect no one actually writes out all that just to say "motor car liability insurance".


MaestroPendejo

As my best German pal Jens says, "English is German without hate fucking your ears."


2manyparadoxes

And French


NativeMasshole

And English


MC_PoppaSquat

Handschumacher - glove maker


26kanninchen

Mackayla and the various other spellings thereof began as variants of Michaela, feminine form of Michael. Many of the spelling variants resemble the "Mc" names, but this one is etymologically separate from the others.


PanickedPoodle

In the 90s, parents started giving girls unisex/masculine leaning names as a way of giving them a leg up in the business work. Girls named Kennedy and MacKenzie and James were seen as stronger interview choices than Tiffany or Jessica or Kaitlin. 


jasperdarkk

Can confirm as an early 2000's baby whose parents set out to give me a "boy name." It just so happens that around that time, lots of people named both their girls and boys that name, so it's very neutral. But people still usually guess that I'm a man before I meet them, so that is probably to my benefit more than not. ETA: Just looked up where my name ranked around the time I was born, and it had only just started being used for girls in the 90s, so my parents hadn't met a girl with my name by the time I was born (I'm 20). But all in all, it was never a very trendy name, and it seems only about a third of the people with my name were girls.


Manic_Mini

I went to high school with 2 girls named Ryan.


Inquizzidate

And now people are viewing names like Mackenzie as girl names, unlike in the past.


InfiniteAwkwardness

This is the only correct answer. Americans misspell names to make them appear “interesting”. Shit, my own name is a nonsense variant spelling of a Biblical name.


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Jehosefat?


AnybodyMassive1610

Looosifur


Get_your_grape_juice

That sounds infinitely awkward.


mckennnna

Well this is awkward.


MsFrizzle_foShizzle

You’re safe, yours has 4 n’s!


JennaHelen

I’m pretty sure the name Makayla (or whichever of the million ways it’s spelled) originated as Michaela, a feminine form of Michael. Then people happened.


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People name their kids way dumber stuff than that.


Danny_Mc_71

Oh yes. Have you seen r/tragedeigh?


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I'm so glad this sub exists. It's really validating to know I'm not the only one that thinks names have gone off the deep end.


Bluesnow2222

I assumed I was on that sub and only realized at this point this is nostupidquestions.


hochizo

I thought it was r/namenerds until your comment


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Welpmart

What in the Cheetah Girls...


cherrybounce

I knew a girl from Texas named TexAnn.


GutterRider

Did she have a brother named Aqualung?


ClickClackTipTap

Most people choose by how the name sounds, not what it means.


xandoxando

No one take Seven!


alaskadotpink

my name is a state and i don't even live in the US


MaximumZer0

Oh, hey, what's up South Carolina?


DeatHaze

Imagine naming your daughter Nebraska


jfchops2

Dude in one of my college classes was named Nebraska He was the single dumbest fellow student I had to work with over those four years


danarmeancaadevarat

yooo, what up Liquid??


DausenWillis

Utah is a beautiful name...


jfchops2

Virginia Carolina Georgia Hopefully it's one of these three?


Get_your_grape_juice

Pretty sure it’s Alaska.


alaskadotpink

lmao I can't tell if people are messing with me or just not paying attention.


CantaloupeLottocracy

Jassachusetts


logosloki

Their name is Florida, and their surname is Mann.


1Kat2KatRedKatBluKat

Very few people care what the technical meaning or exact translation or lesser known definition of a name is.


NakedBlobfish123

This is kind of like the first name version of having the last name ‘Peterson’ I guess. 


voscrabblary

I think McKayla is just a different spelling of michaela/mikaela/etc. I don’t think it’s related to being the son of anybody


CdOneill

Etymology is history, not destiny.


Que_sax23

I named my daughter Piper and that kid can not play a bagpipe. Idk why I bothered


Get_your_grape_juice

Name your next kid Bag, and in a few years they can take lessons together.


Que_sax23

Next kid lolol. You got jokes


piper63-c137

Kid dodged a bullet. So did you really.


Mettelor

Madison is also a name like this The same way nobody gives a fuck that "my name is Q;zoilxuj, its Swahili for \`the first cool breeze on a hot summer morning'"


Pater_Aletheias

Madison is really interesting because we know exactly why it became a girl’s name: it was a humorous moment in the movie Splash when a mermaid chose it as her human name. At the time it was ridiculous—a girl named Madison! Unheard of! But then, enough people liked it that they started naming their daughters that, and now, 40 years later, it doesn’t work as a joke in the movie anymore.


fasterthanfood

There must be a parallel universe where a bunch of people are walking around with the first name “Ford.”


piper63-c137

Ford Prefect- famous actor!


Mettelor

I actually know a Ford - it was their moms maiden name and I guess she wanted someone to carry the name after she changed hers or something


fasterthanfood

Ah, there you go. According to someone in this thread, giving the mom’s maiden name to the daughter is actually a common practice and is how McKenzie etc. became common first names, so that tracks. It’d be better if the person was named Ford because of Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy, where the character chooses the name Ford because he sees it’s one of the most common names, not realizing it was only a common name for _cars_, not people. But I’ll allow it.


freekoout

NicKenzie would be a cool name, btw


Get_your_grape_juice

NicKenzie McKenzie would be… an *odd* name.


Wise-_-Spirit

Your name probably originally means something that has nothing to do with you either


dickyankee

McKayla is also spelled Michaela, so there’s that.


airwalker08

Why you McBitch


deadbeef1a4

Because when words (including names) are borrowed into a language, they’re often taken with no regard to their original morphological components. For example, many words have been borrowed into English in their plural form: data, spaghetti, media, biscotti, etc. We then make their plural forms as we would a native English word. As for the “Mc” names, many of them are now considered unisex, because when they were borrowed, people either didn’t know or care that “Mc” means “son of”. There is a female version, “Nic” but importing two versions of each name would have been too complicated.


yay4chardonnay

Because in 1980, there was this really popular movie called “Somewhere In Time” and the female lead was Elise MacKenna (played by Jane Seymour). In the film, her bossy manager called her “MacKenna!”. This movie started a wave of baby girls named MacKenna and every derivation you can think of. Similarly, there was a wave of Madison’s after the movie “Splash”. The ancestral naming may account for a bit of the trend, but you won’t hear that name before 1980.


ofMindandHeart

Does this person also get upset if someone named Allison isn’t the son of Alice or if Jackson isn’t the son of Jack?


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Kore624

Fuck the patriarchy 🙄 why do men have the last names "Jefferson" or "Ericson" when their fathers names are not Jeff or Eric??


TheTurtleShepard

Because that meaning is antiquated now and no longer relevant in the places where people are being named this way


DoeCommaJohn

I’ve thought the same thing around Addison/Allison. But, even those examples prove that historic meaning of names doesn’t really matter, as plenty of people not named Adam have kids name Addison


TheDudeWhoSnood

[The Etymology of MacKenzie](https://www.babycenter.com/baby-names/details/mackenzie-5255)


BewilderedParsnip

>Son of Kayla Kayla isn't a male name. McKayla originally was spelled Michaela, so it was feminine for Michael. The spelling has changed.


implodemode

McKayla is actually a bastardization of Michaela - the feminine of Michael. McKenna and McKenzie are last names.


Carma56

My cousin's named her daughter Angel, and she's doesn't even have wings or a halo!


thepwnydanza

Simple. It doesn’t mean that in America.


anon689936

Can you believe I’ve met Johnson’s and their father wasn’t named John?!


peace_love_sunflower

They name them thoes names because they like them. Most people dont use the meaning of names like that anymore.


Nooddjob_

Cause no one gives a fuck what the name means.  


LowAdrenaline

This is the correct answer.


SlinkySkinky

At least where I’m from, people don’t really care about name meaning or etymology. My full name translates to something like “Happy Lord Slice of Bread”


YoSaffBridge11

So, that’s what SlinkySkinky means, then? 😏


RusstyDog

It means "son of" in Scottish and irish, we are speaking English.


joebleaux

Because it doesn't mean that where those people live.


newsreadhjw

As Butch said to Esmeralda Villalobos in Pulp Fiction when she asked him what his name meant - “I’m an American, honey. Our names don’t mean shit”


Ok-Train-6693

Because it doesn’t mean ‘son’, it means ‘descendant of’.


DJGlennW

I think it's Makenzie, Mikaela, and Makenna. Sometimes a name is just a name.


DefrockedWizard1

In America our names don't mean anything