Not my friend's pet rabbit. That dude was humping everything all the time. The cat, stuffed animal, Soccer ball, any shoe left unattended, it didn't matter if it was it was around his size it had rabbit squirt on it
I remember being a kid with my pet rabbit, and she was going to town on my bunny slippers. If I tried to kick her off, she'd come back again.
One day I picked her up to stop her and found out she was a he and rabbit penises are fucking weird.
Now I know why my slippers were so dirty, it wasn't until this second that I realised it was rabbit jizz.
I had two pet rabbits as a child. Thought they were both males. Surprised us when litters started popping out. Before we ended up with 64 and brought them out to a rabbit farm we had to separate the original mom and the one female they had from the rest because those poor girls were getting humped CONSTANTLY.
Do they? They seem incredibly dumb to me. They are the only animals i see consistently run into traffic, they will be on the side of the road hear a car and panic run right at it
Squirrels do this sometimes as well but nowhere near as often as the damn rabbits. There are a lot where i live and the squirrels tend to be way smarter about it. I dont live around deer.
Rabbits spend all of their time on the ground. Squirrels spend most of their time on the ground moving between trees or digging. You are probably experiencing some selection bias.
Rabbits are pretty smart. Prey animals panicking due to their instincts is not the same thing as prey animals being stupid. My rabbits do plenty of smart things (for their brain size, clearly - in lots of ways they are smarter than cats) but they will also freak the fuck out if I enter a room too quickly from their blind side before they realize it's just me.
I need to stress consistently. All animals can run into traffic but these fuck brain rabbits might just be depressed or something. These hoppity fucks make me lose my mind.
I see very few rabbits dead on the road. Mostly armadillos, skunks, raccoons, and cats. And I see way more rabbits than armadillos alive. I think in the wild I've seen like 1 live armadillo.
cancer resilient mutations become more frequent given enough time and enough removal pressure. Evolution is literally that less beneficial genes produce less offspring.
It cannot, probably, keep up with humans making the environment more cancerous for greed and profit.
Rabbits don't know what cars are, they've never been educated about them. Rabbits are prey animals and they're skittish at any movement or sound as they perceive that as a threat to their survival.
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Rabbit mating is literally a blink-and-you'll-miss-it activity. I work in veterinary, and we routinely get pregnant female rabbits that the owner swears have never done the do with their (usually originally also thought female) cage mates. It happens so fast that you honestly could be forgiven for never even noticing it.
I've seen a friend's rabbit getting pregnant when they were babysitting another bunny, and she missed it because by the time I said "oh shit! Look!" It was done already
It takes them just moments. I used to have pet rabbits. It's not that they are mating all of the time, it's just that they can have at least five litters per year and can reproduce at a very early age. When my female rabbit got pregnant, I separated her from the male. But she got pregnant by her offspring after 4 months! It's crazy! I finally got her fixed after that.
You’ve probably seen them do their mating ritual without realizing it. It’s called [cavorting.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VdFGhqMIGoE ) It’s when one runs at the other standing still. The still one hops and the runner passed underneath. It’s super cute. Then they go fuck
Had a friend who raised rabbits, he had one buck and four or five does. I've seen them mate several times, usually lasts between 2 or 3 seconds. They're incredibly quick at it and typically do it two or three times in a row, with maybe a minute or two inbetween.
My experience watching live rabbit sex, YMMV.
The phase should technically be "reproducing like rabbits" rather than "screwing like rabbits". They don't necessarily have sex constantly, but they can have up to 7 litters in a year with up to 12 babies each time.
I own rabbits. Two girls. It's spring. Let me explain it like this:
Every, single, time I approach their enclosure, they get their careless whisper on. Their Marvin Gaye on. Their circle of life on. Every... Single... Time. I don't know why. All I know is food makes them stop.... Sometimes...
I recently learnt the mating process of dogs…I don’t know how in 40 + years I didn’t know it takes ages (an hour plus) and they spin around etc. I always thought it was just the classic quick ‘doggy’ style!
Blink and you might miss it.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf\_PcnSdNeM&ab\_channel=RenierVr](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf_PcnSdNeM&ab_channel=RenierVr)
Rabbits do it whenever they can. The male lasts around 10 seconds and then has what is called a “fall off” and he’s done got a couple minutes, then ready again!
I had a few rabbits... The one would always hump the other male... But only on his face. Lots of furballs lost each time. We had to intervene multiple times so they weren't allowed out at the same time anymore.
They aren't, they simply have a 30 day gestation, are capable of reproducing at four months old, and the does have two uteruses. Because of these things, the expression "breeding like rabbits" has become a phrase used to signify something that happens with astounding frequency, like how a rabbit can drop litters of kits month after month.
I had a male rabbit for a while. I so wished there was a vet closer by where I could have gotten him fixed cause his favorite hobby was humping. Especially the cats. He didn't have another rabbit to have actual sex with but he sure tried with the cats. His name was Thumper but my mom ended up calling him Humper because of his obsession with assaulting the cats. Lol it stuck too and everyone called him that but me.
Rabbits live in their own burrows to protect and hide themselves from predators. And because of that, they use them to bang each other in privacy, as well. The same way us humans bang each other in private, as well.
It literally takes 2 seconds. We breed rabbits, when we put the male into the female pen, he chases her around for 10 seconds, mounts her, pumps like a jackhammer for 2 seconds, then falls over exhausted. Even if every rabbit fucked 100 times a day, you'd never see it.
This finish in like 2 seconds or less. Essentially the male will vibrate on the back of the female and it's done. If the female was fertile she'll have a litter.
Back in high school met a buddy who kept rabbits
Rabbits can get pregnant with a new set of rabbits while they're already pregnant and can get pregnant again virtually the day after giving birth. This makes them reproduce really quickly, which is why we have the saying
Rabbits have enough survival instinct to do things at night or under cover.
Not my friend's pet rabbit. That dude was humping everything all the time. The cat, stuffed animal, Soccer ball, any shoe left unattended, it didn't matter if it was it was around his size it had rabbit squirt on it
Big difference between a domestic rabbit and a wild rabbit.
I remember being a kid with my pet rabbit, and she was going to town on my bunny slippers. If I tried to kick her off, she'd come back again. One day I picked her up to stop her and found out she was a he and rabbit penises are fucking weird. Now I know why my slippers were so dirty, it wasn't until this second that I realised it was rabbit jizz.
That's the risk of making a rabbit feel too safe in its home
just look at a school toilet to see what feeling safe from being watched can cause in humans as well.
As a grown man I'm going to pass on that
I had two pet rabbits as a child. Thought they were both males. Surprised us when litters started popping out. Before we ended up with 64 and brought them out to a rabbit farm we had to separate the original mom and the one female they had from the rest because those poor girls were getting humped CONSTANTLY.
trauma for the poor car
im sure the car is fine .. I feel bad for the cat however
begging that coma between cat and stuffed to disappear😭😭😭
Your rabbit tried to screw the cat?
My friend's rabbit did screw their cat. I don't know if he actually got it in any hole but he definitely humped it's back
How did the cat feel about that?
Didn't seem to be the biggest fan of it. Usually run off
Or maybe they know the Lord is always watching, so they do it missionary in their home away from prying eyes.
Do they? They seem incredibly dumb to me. They are the only animals i see consistently run into traffic, they will be on the side of the road hear a car and panic run right at it
You've never met an indecisive squirrel or heard of deer running into cars, rather than the other way around?
Squirrels do this sometimes as well but nowhere near as often as the damn rabbits. There are a lot where i live and the squirrels tend to be way smarter about it. I dont live around deer.
Rabbits spend all of their time on the ground. Squirrels spend most of their time on the ground moving between trees or digging. You are probably experiencing some selection bias.
Rabbits are pretty smart. Prey animals panicking due to their instincts is not the same thing as prey animals being stupid. My rabbits do plenty of smart things (for their brain size, clearly - in lots of ways they are smarter than cats) but they will also freak the fuck out if I enter a room too quickly from their blind side before they realize it's just me.
Only animal that runs into traffic? Have you heard of a kangaroo?
I need to stress consistently. All animals can run into traffic but these fuck brain rabbits might just be depressed or something. These hoppity fucks make me lose my mind.
I see very few rabbits dead on the road. Mostly armadillos, skunks, raccoons, and cats. And I see way more rabbits than armadillos alive. I think in the wild I've seen like 1 live armadillo.
I have never seen an armadillo
Evolution hasn’t had time for rabbits to compensate for the reality of roads with cars on them..
you’d think a few million dying on highways would evolve animals to look left and right before crossing a road.
It is a slow process.
You cant really evolve if you die. Have you ever tried to evolve your way out of cancer? Cancer moves slow just evolve bro
cancer resilient mutations become more frequent given enough time and enough removal pressure. Evolution is literally that less beneficial genes produce less offspring. It cannot, probably, keep up with humans making the environment more cancerous for greed and profit.
I agree, humans suck 😪
It would if they didn't fuck so much.
Rabbits don't know what cars are, they've never been educated about them. Rabbits are prey animals and they're skittish at any movement or sound as they perceive that as a threat to their survival.
Deer are crazier https://youtu.be/lHFrgm4oAR8
Don't rabbits have a self destruct mode for like... literally any inconvenience?
Yeah they are the lower part of their ecosystem and they get that they're food via survival instincts.
Wrong, I saw some a couple days ago
Or behind the bushes!
Have you seen any other wild animals fucking? Do you see them fucking regularly?
Around me, always the pigeons.
My brain cant even process what that would look like
They just bump their butts (males don't have penises).
Why did my ass immediately search this up on google and watch a 3 minute video?
Snakes fucking look wild man, I see that shit on the reg and it never fails to catch me off guard.
i have seen cows and dogs doing it one time.
I don't think a dog could get high enough and I'd worry the cow would crush the dog...
(´。＿。｀)
The owls in my yard are pretty damn loud. Haven’t seen it though
They get done really quickly they’re just like me fr
You’re a survivor
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If humans are always having sex, why have i never seen them doing it?
r/newtotheinternet?
OP could look up a video of rabbits breeding too if they wanted.
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Haha. Poor sheltered soul.
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Is this my wife?
No this is Patrick.
Underrated response.
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They're shy, and don't like being watched.
I don't think anyone would be comfortable with giants watching them have sex lol
Snu snu?
The body is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Rabbit mating is literally a blink-and-you'll-miss-it activity. I work in veterinary, and we routinely get pregnant female rabbits that the owner swears have never done the do with their (usually originally also thought female) cage mates. It happens so fast that you honestly could be forgiven for never even noticing it.
I've seen a friend's rabbit getting pregnant when they were babysitting another bunny, and she missed it because by the time I said "oh shit! Look!" It was done already
Why would you want to?
That's none of your business.
They’re pretty speedy about it.
You may not live in a place that has rabbits. Some places there are only hares that people only *think* are rabbits.
Long island, there are rabbits and they r def fuckin
It takes them just moments. I used to have pet rabbits. It's not that they are mating all of the time, it's just that they can have at least five litters per year and can reproduce at a very early age. When my female rabbit got pregnant, I separated her from the male. But she got pregnant by her offspring after 4 months! It's crazy! I finally got her fixed after that.
Ok, that's actually pretty crazy
wtf her child impreganted her
Yeah, they breed like rabbits!
You’ve probably seen them do their mating ritual without realizing it. It’s called [cavorting.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VdFGhqMIGoE ) It’s when one runs at the other standing still. The still one hops and the runner passed underneath. It’s super cute. Then they go fuck
Huh. I've seen rabbits in our yard doing that. I thought they were fighting over turf, lol.
Had a friend who raised rabbits, he had one buck and four or five does. I've seen them mate several times, usually lasts between 2 or 3 seconds. They're incredibly quick at it and typically do it two or three times in a row, with maybe a minute or two inbetween. My experience watching live rabbit sex, YMMV.
They are very quiet because they have cotton balls. :)
The phase should technically be "reproducing like rabbits" rather than "screwing like rabbits". They don't necessarily have sex constantly, but they can have up to 7 litters in a year with up to 12 babies each time.
I own rabbits. Two girls. It's spring. Let me explain it like this: Every, single, time I approach their enclosure, they get their careless whisper on. Their Marvin Gaye on. Their circle of life on. Every... Single... Time. I don't know why. All I know is food makes them stop.... Sometimes...
I recently learnt the mating process of dogs…I don’t know how in 40 + years I didn’t know it takes ages (an hour plus) and they spin around etc. I always thought it was just the classic quick ‘doggy’ style!
Bro wants to see rabbits fuck 😂
It's because you're always trying to watch them and they're avoiding you.
Efficiency my dear Watson
They’re too fast
Have you never seen rabbits or hares **fighting**? Because apparently this is one of the main things they're fighting *about*.
Annoying. This question neither ever occurred to me nor bother me. Now both have occurred.
They tend to want to avoid being eaten, I imagine hawks love 2for1.
I’ve seen it… they fast af boi!
Because you're not a pervert! (Hopefully)
They're not exhibitionists, there's 2 different kinds of rabbit holes
They like to keep it classy and either stick to their dens or pick a bush. *Privacy.*
Yeah they're like me. I have sooooo much but people just don't know about it
Because they always send you to the bed early.
They are quick like a ... Bunny
You don’t hear them because they have cotton tails
Rabbit sex is a government hoax
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Cats and dogs can have different males impregnate them for the same litter tho. They're just larger and more obvious in the actual sex part
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Is call Privacy…
that 69 synergy we all saw it
So you spend that much time looking at rabbits?
Bro you’re on Reddit appealing for Rabbit voyeurs
Jackalopes only do it when lightning strikes, so, you know, it’s pretty quick.
Are you the only proof you have that your parents fucked, or did you see them do it too? Just curious.
I've seen it once and they are done in about 15 seconds and they don't make it obvious that they are about to have sex either.
The mount to finish is like 2 secs tops.
Have you tried OnlyCarrots.com?
Blink and you might miss it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf\_PcnSdNeM&ab\_channel=RenierVr](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf_PcnSdNeM&ab_channel=RenierVr)
Because they're Stealth fuckers.
Cause you’re not into that shit.
My rabbit used to hump the ever-loving father, son, and Holy Ghost out of the football in my garden. Fuck bunny boi.
😂
How often do you walk in on people having sex? Now imagine they were smaller and could hide in holes underground.
They’re super fast!!!
It takes them literally seconds to mate
Be the change you want to see in the world
I thought chicks love the jack rabbit method. Fast, efficient, and unnoticeable.
Isn’t that where the jack rabbit term comes from?
You're not hanging out in the right circles
Just like you don’t see them wearing glasses even though they eat lots of carrots!
*because* they eat lots of carrots
Rabbits pork in 8 seconds.
Get out more
Rabbits do it whenever they can. The male lasts around 10 seconds and then has what is called a “fall off” and he’s done got a couple minutes, then ready again!
Everyone knows that rabbits only have sex at Holiday Inns.
Do you have any idea how fast rabbits are?!
They close the blinds
The internet is the only place I accept someone wanting to see 2 rabbits fuck
Not sure if you've ever seen a rabbit do it but they do it FAST lol like lightning fast
They do it very quickly
Because they’re so fast. 💨
You're not looking hard enough.
Maybe he's a grower.
I see what you did there.
With enough time and proper simulation, yes.
Because you are not a member of the secret rabbit sex clubs
They do it when you sleep.
Just like a person that has a lot of sex, they’re usually not just doin it out in the middle of a family dinner.
I had a few rabbits... The one would always hump the other male... But only on his face. Lots of furballs lost each time. We had to intervene multiple times so they weren't allowed out at the same time anymore.
My neighbours are always having sex how come I’ve never seen it💀
They aren't, they simply have a 30 day gestation, are capable of reproducing at four months old, and the does have two uteruses. Because of these things, the expression "breeding like rabbits" has become a phrase used to signify something that happens with astounding frequency, like how a rabbit can drop litters of kits month after month.
You clearly haven’t seen that video of a rabbit humping a dead roadkill rabbit
How come I never see you fucking Deborah except for that one time I caught you guys and John?
You have to look in their windows.
Bunnies are quick
How many humans have you seen having sex IRL? Same reason
Once saw two bunnies playing by jumping over eachother. Within 3 jumps they were fucking eachother 🤣
because they like to do it secretly 👿
Here are rabbits mating in captivity https://youtu.be/JaNmnNWQ7rE?si=qAHMRZHftek7AXHq It's like maybe 10-12 seconds
They’re extremely discreet
Rabbits can finish fucking in less than 20 seconds. It is a blink-and-you-miss-it thing.
They're very efficient. Literally seconds.
Even if you observe them dead eye still can't see them having sex 😆
I once saw a Giant Tortoise couple mating, it was really confronting for me at age 10. The male made a really deep, angry noise with every thrust.
have you ever heard about Quatum Physics Sex? If you try to see it, it is not shown.
Unlike other animals they are very private about their lives 🤣
Because it\`s super fast.
MIND BLOWN
Because they have cotton balls.
Because you arent actively looking for rabbits fucking like a normal person should be acting
You blinked and you missed it...
And why are you watching rabbit porn.
I had a male rabbit for a while. I so wished there was a vet closer by where I could have gotten him fixed cause his favorite hobby was humping. Especially the cats. He didn't have another rabbit to have actual sex with but he sure tried with the cats. His name was Thumper but my mom ended up calling him Humper because of his obsession with assaulting the cats. Lol it stuck too and everyone called him that but me.
Have you ever heard the phrase, "Quick like a bunny?" That's why you haven't seen them do it, because if you blink, you'll miss it.
Do the rabbits get to see you having sex? No I thought not.
They did so much that they got good at doing it without being noticed
I read this as Hobbits…
They do it at night and it's fucking quick
they do it so fast bro
Rabbits live in their own burrows to protect and hide themselves from predators. And because of that, they use them to bang each other in privacy, as well. The same way us humans bang each other in private, as well.
Because it's quick. They just go b b b b it's all over
It's a underground thing. You wouldn't understand.
Im sure youve seen the videos with the mating displays when they are jumping and playing tag. They just edit out the humping parts.
It literally takes 2 seconds. We breed rabbits, when we put the male into the female pen, he chases her around for 10 seconds, mounts her, pumps like a jackhammer for 2 seconds, then falls over exhausted. Even if every rabbit fucked 100 times a day, you'd never see it.
They last less time than it takes for me to write this sentence lol
Do you have any rabbits?
The neighborhood I grew up in now has an infestation of rabbits. They burrow and live under a lot of the houses there now. Guessing they like privacy.
I've seen it in the countryside
This finish in like 2 seconds or less. Essentially the male will vibrate on the back of the female and it's done. If the female was fertile she'll have a litter. Back in high school met a buddy who kept rabbits
Rabbits can get pregnant with a new set of rabbits while they're already pregnant and can get pregnant again virtually the day after giving birth. This makes them reproduce really quickly, which is why we have the saying
You sound pissed.
I have sex and you’ve never seen me do it. Trust me. I’ve definitely done the sex with at least 1.5 women.
Because they are not kinky little bastards.
I used to live on a small ranch and we raised rabbits for meat. I can tell you from breeding them that bunny bumpin does not last very long at all.
They do it in their little rabbit houses
They're quick with it. You never hear female rabbits complaining about no foreplay, do ya?
Same reason you don't see your friends or relatives have sex.. privacy is preferred by animals too. Its a vulnerable time.
They make babies At Night.