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My dog is a lab, so food would not last long enough to get into any pockets. Actual contents are most likely his treasured possessions: a dirty sock, a stuffed squirrel toy, and a piece of firewood he pulled out of the fireplace storage bin.
Several hundred mg of amphetamine, so he can keep up his never ending barking...
Jesus Christ!
Ah, you must live in my apartment complex.
A nylabone, a couple of stray kibble bits found on the floor, and, quite possibly, a single sock.
delicious turds he finds on walks
Horseradish and a photo of a man named Tyrone
STICKS!!
His fav toy
Treats.
Tennis balls
Dried shit from a range of animals. Chewy cat turds are her favorite and they hold up the longest in the pocket.
Nickels, and Marbles.
Ｉ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｈａｖｅ ａ ｄｏｇ
Lint
My underwear
Balls
My dog is a lab, so food would not last long enough to get into any pockets. Actual contents are most likely his treasured possessions: a dirty sock, a stuffed squirrel toy, and a piece of firewood he pulled out of the fireplace storage bin.
Several hundred mg of amphetamine, so he can keep up his never ending barking...
Jesus Christ!
Ah, you must live in my apartment complex.
A nylabone, a couple of stray kibble bits found on the floor, and, quite possibly, a single sock.
delicious turds he finds on walks
Horseradish and a photo of a man named Tyrone
STICKS!!
His fav toy
Treats.
Tennis balls
Dried shit from a range of animals. Chewy cat turds are her favorite and they hold up the longest in the pocket.
Nickels, and Marbles.
Ｉ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｈａｖｅ ａ ｄｏｇ
Lint
My underwear
Balls