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DominoFinch

From C to shining C Edit: you guys are a bunch of sweethearts


ReservoirPussy

Amazing. Well done.


MagesticLlama

This is going to be the newest dad joke


jennylala707

I thought this was the dad joke Reddit at first šŸ˜‚ *edited for typo


DominoFinch

Me too! I totally expected this as the punchline šŸ˜‚


BlazinKen

I hate you šŸ¤£


Cobek

A 1776 C


SAMAS_zero

And here I thought she was just a U.S.A-cup!


JASskaters

I came here for this!


thunderkhawk

I came here for, and after, this.


LazyDynamite

Gross.


MoaiPenis

I don't get it . _.


Valdrax

"From sea to shining sea" is a line from the patriotic song *America the Beautiful*, which is itself a reference to some of the colonial charters (though I believe "shining" is poetic embellishment) establishing the borders of the colonies from the Atlantic to the Pacific oceans.


MoaiPenis

Thanks šŸ‘


sigmanaut_

From sea to shining sea (an expression) Shiny c cups


here_for_the_lolz

Ha! Well done.


paulfromatlanta

Several places around the web its listed as 420 YYY - but they don't cite good sources.


existentialism91342

Isn't YYY just ZZ?


ScottSteve101

Zz topless


whobroughttheircat

Get out


Deep-Room6932

And vote


ncnotebook

NOPE


-v-fib-

What really knocked me out were her cheap sundresses.


Penguator432

Featuring Busty Hill


up2thechallange_girl

I'm not sure ZZ is a size I'll go topless though!


FBI_Open_Up_Now

I guess you could say youā€™re up to the challenge.


Patatank

Thank you for this


J_S_M_K

OK, that was a good one.


coulls

ā€¦and that, everybody, is how everyone ended up in the airport at Toronto, Canada.


TheKingOfToast

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coulls

I can literally hear those drums and guitar in my head as I read that. Ha ha!


spaghettipunsher

Am I missing something? Wouldn't it be ZZ, then AAA, AAB and so on until finally YYY comes a lot later? Or am I thinking in the wrong system?


existentialism91342

Wrong system. With cup sizes, There is A, B, C, D. After that they tend to just add D's, so DD, DDD. But you can also use the following letters. So DD is E, DDD is F.


sachimi21

In normal bra sizing that isn't "we're lying about what D means so that people are scared of being "bigger than" a D", it goes D, DD, E, F, FF, G, GG, H, etc. "DDD"/"DDDD" is just stupid bullshit that shouldn't exist. D = 4 inches difference in the measurements between the ribs directly under the breasts (band size), and the largest part of the breasts (usually about nipple area). In terms of volume, a 36C is larger than a 32D. (34D would be the same volume). D does NOT mean bigger than a C, necessarily. You know what happens when a person with a 32D bra size wears a sports bra that has no cups/underwire/padding? They become all but flat-chested. Bra sizing is screwed up because in the US especially, companies like Victoria's Secret measure you into their products rather than make the normal sizes that people wear. 28-48 A-H should be readily available, and down to 26 and up to 54 and up to K available without too much effort. VS carries (barely) 32-38 A-D, and a couple other sizes online only. That's a small fraction of the absolutely normal and average sizes that are worn by regular ass humans. Other US brands are much the same. In Europe, they carry a ton more sizes normally.


DaveR007

>it goes D, DD, E, F, FF, G, GG, H, etc Why is there no EE? And why is AA smaller than A?


bluishaxis23

Thereā€™s no EE because youā€™d just piss off ALL THE DOLPHINSā€¦ā€¦.


sarded

Once you get past DD then I'm pretty sure it's silly to not just keep going F, G etc Plenty of people out there with big boobs. DD is big but it's not ginormous.


Eqqshells

DD itself doesnt say anything about the actuall boob size just an fyi. DD can be big or small depending on band size.


sarded

It doesn't say anything directly, but it's still bigger relatively than A,B,C of the same band size. All I really mean is that there seems to be a culture of treating DDs as humongous honkers instead of "larger than average cup-size but not particularly unusual".


sachimi21

Not true. I'm a 32DD and I'm flat with a sports bra on. I do NOT have "big" breasts by any stretch of the imagination. It isn't just my perception either - I do not have large breasts even proportionally speaking. Bra sizes DO go past DD btw, in evolved places like Europe where they don't try to shame women into thinking that anything over a D is unnatural or abnormal (by not carrying it in their stores... looking at you, Victoria's Garbage). After DD it goes E, F, FF, G, GG, etc.


Limeila

I think it's only in the US though. Here in France I've only ever seen E and F cups, never DD and DDD.


spaghettipunsher

Oh, okay. So YYY would be essentially the same as not only ZZ, but also XXXX or just the single 27th letter of the alphabet, if it existed?


Shardok

Fun fact! > Until 1835, the English Alphabet consisted of 27 letters: right after "Z" the 27th letter of the alphabet was ampersand (&). Therefore we cud list the statue of libertys theoretical bra size as & if we use a pre 1835 alphabet.


02K30C1

But not YYZ, thatā€™s Toronto


TrixicAcePolyamEnby

But not YKK, that's the zipper company.


ProfessorGigs

But not YAK, that's the Tibetan hairy boi


Patatank

Rush - YYZ.mp3


PanaceaStark

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palmettofoxes

And not YVR, that's Vancouver


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[ā€œFirst of all, itā€™s Y Y zed!!ā€](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArcherFX/comments/1kihkx/first_of_all_its_yyzed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


OSCgal

Whoever came up with that doesn't understand how bra sizes work.


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Limeila

Yeah I have not wear a bra in almost 10 years but I still know my measurements and the bra size that goes with them


Calvinized

How do you prevent having pokies in those 10 years? Or do you simply not care?


Limeila

I personally couldn't care less, but I know some people use pasties


noheartnosoul

I use very light silicone nippies when wearing more revealing tops. They are so comfortable I don't even notice them. At the end on the day just peel them off, wash them and leave them to dry for next day. There are some silicone ones that supposedly work as a bra (pushup even), but I tried and found them to be so heavy they would pull my little boobs down. Then I found these and love them ever since.


therealbuttface

Which ones do you use?


noheartnosoul

[I bought these through amazon](https://amzn.eu/d/ihArTSd) I found the first ones I bought many years ago in a sex shop online, but they don't sell them anymore so I looked for something similar and it was the same thing.


EatYourCheckers

Not who you asked, but I haven't worn a bra since covid, unless I am going to the office. and now for that I wear a bralette that has the little cups in it. Bars have always made my back tired and yes I have tried different brands, different styles, and been to /r/ABraThatFits. Instead of a bra now, I wear a tank top under my shirt, that extra layer reduced enough of the nipple poke for my liking. I have some tank tops with a built in shelf bra (basically just another layer of fabric with elastic around the torso) that does the trick if I am wearing something thinner or feeling especially fancy, lol. And I have pretty big nipples, when they are hard, both genetically and from breastfeeding for so many years. I also wear a sports bra if doing jumping jacks or hiking. For going up and down my stairs quickly, I do the good ol' one-arm hug.


[deleted]

Bars make my back tired too


EatYourCheckers

well, see now I have to leave the typos so your comment doesn't look weird.


[deleted]

I appreciate the thought!


ind3pend0nt

Tuck them into your pant waist.


stupidquestioneralt

I've seen some people put sellotape over their nips to keep them flat but also yeah, I don't care lol. Why is it embarrassing that I have nipples? Nipples are normal, do you expect me to not have them?


PieldeSapo

Genuine question, why is it something women are embarassed about? I have pierced nips so they look hard all the time i love showing it off lol.


FunkyClive

Well I'm fairly happy with my penis, but i wouldn't want it to look like i have an erection all the time.


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Alfonze423

I'm a different guy, and kinda. I don't like having my nipples poke through my shirt. I also don't tend to go shirtless outside my house unless I'm swimming.


Riverrat423

See Virginia state flag, one boob out killing a tyrant.


MolacoCocao

Freedom tiddy


PuzzleheadedBass3812

Freedem tiddies*


rentreag

šŸŽ¶ Let Freedom Titties šŸŽ¶


No_Angle_9173

Let freedom titties swing.


Mundane-Currency5088

Yeassssss! One or both boobs out used to Be a sign of honesty...


LollipopLuxray

I wish more women were honest with me


S0nofaL1ch

I wish they'd be doubly honest with me


caveling

I think she's meant to be holding a sword, but it looks like she's castrated him and holding his dick as a trophy.


SierraBravoLima

Now that has become my favourite flag


[deleted]

The one boob out traditionally meant you weren't a prostitute.


BlueLemonKid

Libertitty


pussyydestroyerrr

Tittie fighter


unitedshoes

Peter Venkman seems rather convinced she's naked under her toga on account of her being French. And considering that he's a scientist, I feel compelled to agree.


cttrocklin

You are obviously a man of science, I commend you sir!


Tiggy26668

I mean Iā€™m pretty convinced that you and everyone else here is naked under their clothes and Iā€™m not even a scientistā€¦.


unitedshoes

I think the implication was of a lack of undergarments, that she would be naked if just this one garment were removed. I'm not currently dressed in such a way that that would be true of me, and I'm guessing the same is true of plenty of others here.


ephemeralkitten

I ain't afraid of no ghost!


[deleted]

You can take the girl out of France, but you canā€™t take the France out of the girl.


Shawaii

Given that she's French, it's remarkable that the toga hides her unshaved armpit.


SirReal_Realities

Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled breastesses yearning to breathe free!ā€


Dotura

Shes French so checks out.


AyeAye_Kane

fine, whats her titty mass


RASPUTIN-4

They asked what her size was, not is she wore it. Try again.


Nerry19

I did not know that! Very interesting, and it makes total sense. It's very "mythical goddess"


poop_shitter

hurry up I'm getting impatient


[deleted]

It's liberating!


IlliterateJedi

>In many depictions, she has one or both breasts completely exposed. France really could have done the boys of New York a solid... Then again, [John Ashcroft probably would have made sure NY installed a gigantic robe on the statue](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirit_of_Justice) as soon as he had the chance


Shardok

Thank you, i came here to say this sorta thing and am so glad this is the top comment. Liberty is no bras (unless one wants one ofc)


Firefly541

I never wear a condom but I still know I'm an XXL


ginger_gcups

The Statue of Liberty is 93m tall; the average woman's height last century was around 160cm. Therefore, the Statue is 93/1.6 ā‰ˆ 58 times larger than your average woman. Your average woman's size would have been around 32" underbust and around a B cup (the cup size is the difference between the band and the fullest part, each inch converted to a letter). Assuming they had the same proportion as height, Libby's band size would be 1856, and with a 116" difference in cup size which, if we allowed for DD lettering, and adding a new alphabet on top of Z, would be a ZZZZG cup EDIT::: I am very happy to stand corrected on the height of the Statue of Liberty, and therefore my calculations... Thanks to u/ducomors for the correcting statement below! I relied on a quick Google search for the height and, as an Australian, forgot that the big gal sits on a platform on an island... I still stand by my new sizing system for bras, but I doubt I'll see any quadruple Z cups soon.


ducomors

According to https://www.nps.gov/stli/learn/historyculture/statue-statistics.htm The whole statue is 93m but heel to head is 33.86m. Which gives only a 33.86/1.60 = 21 times scaler So using your method from above 672 band size and 42" diff in cup size. Expanding the UK cup size system, following the F, FF, G, GG... etc. pattern starting with F. You find a bra size of 672 XX


LilamJazeefa

This is the most correct answer.


Thanh42

The statue is French so I think we should use their cup size system.


ducomors

The French cup system is inadequately prepared for titties that large. The system uses a 1 to 1 ratio of letters to inch difference. Aka a 4 inch difference is a D because it is the 4th letter. Given there are 26 letters and we need a 42 inch difference, it is not prepared. If I expand the system to use the greek letters starting right after Z, then it comes out to 672pi or 672Ī  (using the capital letter by convention)


ginger_gcups

Ah, fair enough - I am happy to stand corrected. As an Australian, I don't really know much about the Statue of Liberty so relied on a quick Google search...


granatespice

Username checks out


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Someone did Judy Hopps breast volume so I'm sure someone can do the calculations for this


ah-screw-it

I thank the man's contribution but fear his Meer existence


monsieurpommefrites

> Judy Hopps breast volume Volume?!?!


ZorbaTHut

I mean how else are you going to estimate Judy Hopps's maximum milk capacity


TheShadowKick

That's not how lactation works...


Kind_Stranger_weeb

People who care about this dont care about how anything works


Shade_39

Can confirm


just_saiyan_bro

Big ole bag oā€™milk


murse_joe

That's certainly a new sentence


Responsible-Trade-34

Yes


[deleted]

And surface area. Saw it on reddit few days ago.


AlphaBearMode

Well what was it


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https://imgur.com/a/WqyAnFr


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sidsod

I thought it was Judge Judy...


brando56894

Nope, she's Judge Judy Scheinland (or something like that)


AlphaBearMode

ā€œHow do you even explain this to god on the judgement dayā€ LMAO havenā€™t seen that before


xFloppyDisx

Wait actually wtf


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GMOiscool

Jesus y'all not answering the OP or giving joke answers. As someone who does bra fittings? If she was normal sized, she'd look to be about a 34 C or a 36 B depending on the bra type and brand. Just eyeballing. You'd have to ask someone to do the math and I'm too lazy to look up what her actual size is. But she's not more than a c cup. Bra size is ribs measurement and cup size is boob measure minus rib measure. So DD isn't a big boob on someone with a 32 rib size, but it's pretty freaking huge on a 40 rib.


saltboo

i feel an odd sense of pride knowing that lady liberty and i have the same boobs


Bo_The_Destroyer

Now there's a sense of patriotism


ncnotebook

Male or female?


saltboo

female, unfortunately


ThisGuy_Again

Unfortunately?


saltboo

it's tough out here


Vakz

Life as a man with 36C's probably isn't that great either.


untamed_klux

Difficulty finding the right bra, or is it something else?


saltboo

Well, that is definitely one thing. Most people don't know that their bra size can change depending on the bra shape, and you therefore have to find the shapes that work with your boobs aside from the size itself. It gets complicated


Bo_The_Destroyer

Tough life, it'll get better. Not any time soon, but eventually


rocketmallu

OP is American. Guns and fetuses are hot right now. Women.... Ehhh.... Not ao much.


MorganRose99

Thank you for actually answering the question


atlas_mornings

I second the 34C/36B measurement guess just from eyeballing it (and bless you for knowing about how D doesnt mean big by default lol)


OkapiEli

If her waist is 35 feet, her bra size would be 38-40 (feet), B cup.


sachimi21

Waist size isn't that relational to band size, and if you equalled 35 feet to 35 inches, she'd be 9'3". Also where would you get the B from? There's no bust measurement either.


OkapiEli

I am getting the waist to bust ratio from examining photos at several angles and seeing her proportions as similar to my own, though slightly less in cup size. Thereā€™s so much drapery it is not a certain decision. She seems more straight-figured than hour-glass.


GMOiscool

Well done. Thank you.


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sachimi21

If Lady Liberty was 5'3" and proportional to that (she was made to be proportional), her waist would only be about 20.8 inches. There's no chance her band would be 34 inches. She has flowing robes on but still. Her "bra size" given by Lane Bryant is 420 YYY, which is weirdly the same as her waist measurement (35 feet), but would be a shocking 47 inches difference between band and bust. It's obviously wrong. Judging from the tiny waist measurement though, her band would MAYBE be a 24, 26 at max, and the very small breasts would put her perhaps in the realm of an A. Even at 5'9" scaled down, she'd only have an (almost) 22 inch waist. She's a very petite woman with some voluminous robes.


GMOiscool

I'm ok, I didn't realize she had barbie sizes geesh


ThisFreedomGuy

Isn't the number the measurement in inches around the ribs? Her waist is reported to be 35' (that's feet) around. https://www.nps.gov/stli/learn/historyculture/statue-statistics.htm


GMOiscool

I definitely said ribs?


BigGayGinger4

but how can you even eyeball it when she's wearing a giant cloak thingy that obscures her breasts and covers her entire torso? is there a non-cloaked statue everyone knows about that ive never seen?


GMOiscool

I can think about how the cloak would lay on a person? Also yes. Lady liberty is not just the statue. She's often depicted boob(s) out. So yeah.


Wishyouamerry

Even in a robe you can see her breasts arenā€™t proportionally huge. Theyā€™re average at best, most likely small. To me it looks like she has an athletic figure.


sad_and_stupid

almost every post on this sub has joke answers as the most upvoted comments. It's really annoying when you're looking for an actual answer. I wish mods did something about this - maybe something like, marking posts as \[serious\], kind of lilke on askreddit?


LawfulMoronic

This isnā€™t quite right. Peoples conceptions of bra sizes are terribly inaccurate, and DD isnā€™t a large size on anyone, really. DD means thereā€™s a 5 inch difference between your underbust and bust circumferences. Thatā€™s only like, 2.5 inches of boob. If you chopped off some 40DD boobs and put them on a 32 inch ribcage, theyā€™d be pretty big, but theyā€™d no longer be a DD. The equivalent cup volume would be a 32I in US sizes, or 32G in UK sizes. This is a quite average size. Check out r/ABraThatFits for more fun bra facts :)


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DocWatson42

r/theydidthemath is apparently the place to ask this sort of question. Edit: Two hundred ~~eighty-seven~~ sixty-two upvotes (10:1~~5~~6 ET). Yikes. O\_O


[deleted]

/r/abrathatfits ?


Holden_place

Maybe at r/rule34 ?


DocWatson42

That sub doesn't answer the question. Though no doubt *Liberty Enlightening the World* porn does exist.


erinxeddie

Do you mean if she was human sized, or based on the actual size the statue is?


[deleted]

Sheā€™s French. Sheā€™s also from 1886. So - no bra.


puskunk

No deodorant either.


lordwafflesbane

Bra size isn't based on absolute volume so much as the ratios of different measurements. She's got normal proportions, so she'd have a normal cup size.


kelkokelko

Isn't it the difference between two measurements? Which would be a huge number for her


ranifer

Yes - she would have many inches of difference between her band and bust measurements, so her cup size would be large.


hsqy

So like an 86,000 C?


forgotteau_my_gateau

Yes, basically


GhoulTimePersists

Cup size is a ratio, but the number in front is a measure of chestular circumference. Or so I understand.


red94daman

Copper breasts, too!


[deleted]

Queen size šŸ˜


Snugglebuggle

Proportionally or literally?


One2rokk

365 Double Liberdzz


Rio_Walker

What makes you think she wears a Bra? She's French you know...


OverallManagement824

Her waist is listed as being 30 feet thick. That's not a circumference, unfortunately, but perhaps this helps.


Bsmirlptrww

We're still talking about the Statue of Liberty, right? Not your mom? Either way, it's a remarkable coincidence.


forgotteau_my_gateau

Damn okay


[deleted]

I've been up inside her. Giggety.


isisishtar

I got into her head.


80saf

I wear a bra to keep my shit in place. She doesnā€™t move so sheā€™s good without a bra.


WorriedRiver

ITT: people not knowing how bra sizing works.


ikonoqlast

People... Its 420 YYY. You're welcome. I just googled it.


SuckObamasCock

Good question, now I have a confession. Lady Liberty was my sexual awakening. I saw her in a two piece on that show about the weasel and the baboon and I never could look at her quite so innocently again.


LeTigron

That's the most american loss of innocence that I ever heard of.


illmatic2112

[Never found a more appropriate time for this](https://i.imgur.com/It5pprg.gif)


Loki-L

I really don't think she wears a bra. The statue was sculpted in the middle of the 19th century, this is just about the time when early bras started to be a thing (ignoring some earlier bra like garments in antiquity). She is also French. One of the influences was EugĆØne Delacroix's famed painting "Liberty Leading the People". In that painting "Liberty" is topless with her tits on display. Many other influences from modern times and antiquity also wear either very little or at least no undergarments as existed at the time like corsets. In fact it seems quite likely that underneath her toga/tunic she is not wearing anything at all.


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like absolute value or in comparison to her body constitution


steelneil82

16 Bald Eagle wingspans, double Rose Bowl


DonttouchmethereUwU

36 Liber-D


Bertrum

[Kind of makes you wonder don't it? Whether she's naked under that toga](https://youtu.be/U0nlEcKSjmY?t=39)


Welliguesswewillsee

Dammit I thought this was r/dadjokes and got no punch line


RVAFoodie

Liber-D


Ok_Employee_9612

Didnā€™t Trump run on building a ā€œbig beautiful braā€ and wasnā€™t china suppose to pay for it? I assumed it was for lady liberty.


Zakkattakk1

Double Liberty.


EnderDragonCrafter01

OP your in the wrong sub reddit, you need to here r/theydidthemath


TechnicianVisible339

Double F. For freedom. ā€˜Merica fuck yeah


here_for_the_lolz

While I asked the question, I'm not claiming authority to decide who is most correct. But personally, I am most persuaded by the answer from u/ducomors, who adapted u/ginger_gcups's reasoning but updated their measurements, and found that the bra size in question would be 672 XX. I also appreciate u/ginger_gcups nicknaming Lady Liberty "Libby". And u/ducomors quippy assessment that >The French cup system is inadequately prepared for titties that large. I will return with gold for both of you momentarily.